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Mistaking My Sister-In-Law for My Wife After Getting Drunk!
Author: Three Steel Demonic King
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On the night of his marriage proposal, Xu Yang was dumped by his ex-girlfriend. Feeling heavy-hearted, he went to a bar to drown his sorrows. He didn't remember much about what happened that night, but he woke up with a stunning beauty lying next to him. At first glance, she looked somewhat familiar. Wasn't she his ex-girlfriend's sister? And it seemed like she was about to wake up! What should he do? He's anxiously waiting...
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Flowers Drunk Fill the Hall

In the beginning, he said, "A lowly commoner from Jiangning County? What a disgraceful status, I won't marry her!" After meeting her, he clicked his tongue, "So frail and delicate, she can't stand a blow, too weak, I refuse!" When she approached him alone, carrying the marriage book, he stood leaning on the door, grinning insolently, "Are you here to make me marry you? But this young master doesn’t want to marry young!" Upon learning she was there to annul their marriage, his face turned dark as a thunderstorm, emanating a murderous aura, "Who gave you the guts to revoke the marriage with this young master?" ... Su Rong felt, Duanhua Princess must be blind, this man was so pampered and spoiled, how was he worth dying or living for? If she had known earlier, she would have thrown the divorce letter at his face the first time she saw him. ————————————— The tender signs of spring on the delicate Hibiscus pillow, amidst the drunken flowers filling the room, unnoticed. — Su Rong. A gallant young man in fine clothes and on a steed, a single glance causes a lifetime of confusion. — Zhou Gu Your wish is my wish. I wish to have known you earlier, protect you among the aromatic chambers strewn with brocades. Tear through the illusions, cut down the thorns, with hands unstained by blood, just as pure as you were when we first met, the young and soft little girl. Your wish is my wish. I wish I had known you sooner when you were like a refreshing breeze near the moon. I dared not approach for fear of disturbing the phoenix and mandarin ducks. Praying to be the moon in the sky to cast a reflection on you, accompany you while you watch the flowers bloom in the spring and gaze at the snow in winter, each and every year at Chang'an.

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2024-12-13 10:30
My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.
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2024-12-12 15:29
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One time my friend got so drunk that he thought the street lamp was a microphone and started singing a very loud and off - key song to it. Everyone on the street was laughing.
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2024-11-14 15:27
Not always. There are cases where drunk adults can get into trouble. They might drive while drunk, which is extremely dangerous and not at all funny. Or they could get into fights with others, which can lead to serious consequences.
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2024-12-02 14:35
I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.
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"With the blessing of the system, I will sweep through the heavens! World of Gods, I will come, I will see, I will conquer!" "F * ck! Why was I banned?" Chen Shi, who had just arrived in the World of Gods, had yet to show off his skills in the World of Gods. The two Saints had already shattered the Yingzhou Continent for him. "Fellow villager, there's a problem with your system, and the version is too old. I'll give you the latest version of the cheat. Why don't you join Chan School?" As Heavenly Lord Yuanshi spoke, he crushed Chen Shi's system. Before Chen Shi could react, he had become the vice sect leader of Chan School and a small immortal soul cultivator of the uncle-master generation of the disciples of Chan School. "Martial Uncle! Jie School was going too far! He actually colluded with the transmigrators of the Great World of Gods to bully others! You have to stand up for us!" "Martial Nephew, I'm just a mere Primordial Soul cultivator. I haven't even become an immortal yet. Forget about making decisions. At most, I'll help you vent your anger." As he spoke, Chen Shi opened the cheat that Heavenly Lord Yuanshi had just upgraded for him. Ding! Lucky person detected! Luck level is god-grade. Do you wish to sign in? The sign-in was successful! Absorbing luck. World of Gods Transmigrator: What happened? Where's my cheat? Where did my cheat go? "Brother, sorry! You are suspected of illegal smuggling. Your illegal tools are hereby confiscated and you are sentenced to wife-less imprisonment. You cannot be sent back."

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