Can you share another funny drunk guy story?
Well, I know of a drunk man who went to a fast - food joint. He mistook the ketchup dispenser for a microphone. He started singing into it at the top of his lungs, with ketchup squirting all over his face. The people in the restaurant were in stitches. He was so drunk that he didn't even realize what was happening until the staff gently led him away to clean up.
Another Funny Drunk Roommate Story
There was a time when my roommate got drunk and believed that the refrigerator was a portal to another dimension. He opened and closed it several times, looking inside expectantly. He even tried to talk to the food items as if they were from another world. He said things like 'Oh, little pizza slice, tell me the secrets of your dimension'. We were laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt. It was a very memorable drunk roommate moment.
Another Funny Embarrassing Drunk Story
I went to a pub once and there was a man who got drunk and tried to challenge someone to a duel. He was using a pool cue as a sword and stumbling all over the place. His face was all red and his words were slurred. It was both embarrassing and extremely funny to watch as he made a fool of himself in front of everyone.
Another Funny Blackout Drunk Story
I knew a person who got drunk and tried to unlock his apartment with his car key. He spent a good ten minutes jiggling the key in the door, muttering about how the lock was broken. When he finally realized it was the wrong key, he just sat down in the hallway and fell asleep. His roommate found him there in the morning and couldn't stop laughing when he heard the story.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
Once there was a drunk guy at a bar. He thought the pool table was a giant bed. He took off his shoes and climbed onto it, trying to get 'comfortable'. When the bartender told him to get off, he started arguing that it was his new bedroom. Everyone in the bar was laughing so hard.
Tell me a funny drunk guy story.
There was this drunk man who tried to unlock his neighbor's car thinking it was his own. He struggled with the key for ages until the neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. The drunk guy just slurred 'It's my car, I swear!'. It was really hilarious.
Can you share a short funny drunk emoji story?
Sure. There was a man at a wedding reception. He got drunk and his face looked like the sweating emoji 😅. He thought the bride's veil was a cape and he ran around the hall with it. Everyone was in stitches as he tripped over his own feet while 'flying' with the veil.
Can you share a funny drunk story about a party?
Sure. At a party, a drunk girl thought the potted plant was a dance partner. She started dancing with it, twirling around it and trying to dip it. It was so funny as the plant was almost as big as her. People were recording it on their phones and laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. Once my friend got drunk and thought he was a famous singer. He climbed on a table in the bar and started singing at the top of his lungs. His singing was so off - key but he was so confident that everyone in the bar was laughing.
Can you share some funny drunk stories?
Sure. One time my friend got drunk and thought he could talk to the pigeons in the park. He was following them around, trying to have a full conversation as if they could understand him. It was hilarious.
Can you share some drunk funny stories?
I remember a drunk story where a man thought he could talk to animals after having too much to drink. He sat in the park and started having a full - blown conversation with a squirrel. He was asking it about its day and offering it peanuts from his pocket, all while the squirrel just stared at him blankly. It was so funny to watch.