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Seven years ago, Shen Qianshu is impregnated with Ye Ling's child in an accident. Seven years later, the little boy becomes famous and is thought of as the nation's son. When he suddenly sees Ye Ling appear, he greets, "Hello, Daddy?" Ye Ling watches as the little prince roars, "Where's my princess?" Just as Shen Qianshu is preparing to run with her son, she gets pushed down by Ye Ling. "You can leave if you want, but leave me a princess first. Let's have another baby!"

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I Become Baby Mafia Boss

Suddenly becomes a mafia boss in a superpowers world and you are only 3 years old?! Ainsley Sloan, a 20-year-old avid anime lover, suddenly transmigrated into a body of a toddler. The father eloped with a woman, and the mother was just a surrogate mom. The two left behind their 3-years-old baby girl to rule over a mid-sized mafia family! No, this can't be! Ainsley was forced to embrace the abandoned Sloan Family and bring their family to the top of the dangerous mafia world– else she died. But, worry not! With the power of ultimate luck, the help of her loyal subordinates, and the protection of her cats-becoming-human, Ainsley will kick any enemies coming her way! A late encounter with a certain system even paved a flowery path for her. With its help, Ainsley will be the best mafia boss, and an extraordinary one! When other mafia bosses smoke cigarettes, Ain has choco Pocky stuck in her mouth. When other bosses swirl their glass of red wine, Ain blows her cup of hot milk! When other bosses blow their gun after a fight...Ain changes her diaper. Watch the baby take over the mafia world with her unique baby charm! 7 years later. A certain shrewd mini boss: "Ain, how about becoming my fiancee?" The boy five years older than the toddler waved a limited edition BL pillow case as a bribe. A certain system: kiddo, accept his proposal! sucks his money! Wtf you two. Fiancee your a*s!! I'm only 10! PS: If you expect fast-paced bad*ss FL, face-slapping & heroic deed in the first 100 chapters, this book might be not to your taste _____ Ancient/modern setting books: 1. The Dragon Prince's Wife is a Translator (completed)  2. The CEO's Office Boy is a Girl (completed)  Baby protagonist series: 1. I Become Baby Mafia Boss (completed) 2. I Always Become A Baby! (quick transmigration, completed) Dating sim game book: 1. Mr CEO, Move On! (Dropped because of system issue not allowing to update more chapters after accidentally changing book status to completed) Follow my Instagram: @zehell2218 & @willhem_l Discord server: https://discord.gg/axqNyHv

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Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story
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2024-10-31 06:42
There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.
Another Funny Dad and Baby Throw Up Incident
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2024-10-30 17:41
My dad was trying to feed the baby. But the baby clearly wasn't having it and threw up right into the bowl of food. Dad looked at the mess and chuckled, saying 'I guess that's one way to say no more food'. He then wiped the baby's face and started over with a new bowl of food, much more carefully this time.
Can you tell me a new dad funny story about feeding the baby?
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2024-11-07 19:25
A new dad was trying to feed the baby some mashed peas. He made these funny airplane noises to get the baby to open its mouth. But when he finally got the spoon close, the baby sneezed and all the peas ended up on the dad's face. It was quite a sight and really funny.
My dad died - classic start to a funny story. How can a dad's death be the start of a funny story?
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2024-11-11 15:45
It could be that the situation around his death had some ironic elements. Like he was always so careful about one thing, say not getting wet in the rain, but on his last day, he ended up in a big puddle and it just makes for a strange and funny story to tell later. It's not making light of his death, but finding the odd and humorous moments in the events leading up to it.
Can you share a funny dad story?
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2024-12-05 21:09
Sure. One time my dad tried to fix the sink. He had all these tools spread out and was so confident. But when he turned on the water, it sprayed everywhere like a fountain. He just stood there, drenched, with a shocked look on his face. It was hilarious.
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