Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story
There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.
Another Funny Dad and Baby Throw Up Incident
My dad was trying to feed the baby. But the baby clearly wasn't having it and threw up right into the bowl of food. Dad looked at the mess and chuckled, saying 'I guess that's one way to say no more food'. He then wiped the baby's face and started over with a new bowl of food, much more carefully this time.
Can you share some funny throw up stories?
Well, once my friend ate too many cotton candies at a fair. Then he decided to go on a spinning ride. As soon as the ride started, he felt really sick. And before the ride even ended, he threw up all over the place. It was a mess of pink and blue from the cotton candy, and everyone around was both shocked and trying hard not to laugh.
Is there really a 'guy beats up baby monkey funny story'?
There shouldn't be such a story. Baby monkeys are innocent and vulnerable. In a civilized society, we should oppose any form of animal abuse, and this is not a topic for amusement.
Tell the 'guy beats up baby monkey funny story'.
Animals, especially baby ones, should be protected, not involved in any form of violence for the so - called 'fun'. So there is no positive story here.
Can you tell me a new dad funny story about feeding the baby?
A new dad was trying to feed the baby some mashed peas. He made these funny airplane noises to get the baby to open its mouth. But when he finally got the spoon close, the baby sneezed and all the peas ended up on the dad's face. It was quite a sight and really funny.
What are some really funny throw up stories that happened in public places?
At a concert, this one girl was jumping around and having a great time. She had eaten a huge hot dog right before. All of a sudden, she stopped jumping and puked all over the people in front of her. It was gross but also kind of hilarious because everyone was so shocked.
Is 'Rich Dad Poor Dad' a True Story or a Made - up One?
It's a true story. It's based on the author's real experiences with his two dads.
My dad died - classic start to a funny story. How can a dad's death be the start of a funny story?
It could be that the situation around his death had some ironic elements. Like he was always so careful about one thing, say not getting wet in the rain, but on his last day, he ended up in a big puddle and it just makes for a strange and funny story to tell later. It's not making light of his death, but finding the odd and humorous moments in the events leading up to it.
Can you share a funny dad story?
Sure. One time my dad tried to fix the sink. He had all these tools spread out and was so confident. But when he turned on the water, it sprayed everywhere like a fountain. He just stood there, drenched, with a shocked look on his face. It was hilarious.
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'