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  • General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming

    # FAMILY LIFE Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Either." "I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!" "Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze. Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words. "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!" After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!

    Pian Fangfang · General
    4.7
  • After Transmigrating, the Fat Wife Made a Comeback!

    Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

    Mountain Springs · Urban
    4.7
  • Transmigrated as Fat young missy

    Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined. Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faceslapping had just begun. Her plans were perfect but a little bun suddenly intervened.. "I like Sister Yan. Dad, I want to live with Sister Yan." The CEO of Xi Corporation, the richest business magnate in the country said, "We both Father and son like you. Come home with us." FL : Strong and determined. ML : Crafty and shrewd.

    _Shining_Soul_001 · Urban
    4.2
  • Why Are You Crying? Because I Married Your Mom After You Broke up with Me?

    Xu Wenping was forced into a blind date by his mother with a stunning CEO, Su Yurou, who was ten years older than him but still had a breathtaking figure and appearance. The two quickly fell in love, and everything seemed to be going well until they ended up in bed together. That was when Xu Wenping saw a photo of two women in Su Yurou's room—one was Su Yurou and the other was his ex-girlfriend from college! Xu Wenping asked, "Dear, who is this woman?" Su Yurou replied, "She is my daughter... oh wait, our daughter!" Xu Wenping was speechless. When the three of them met, Xu Wenping said with righteousness, "So what? You broke up with me, and now I'm marrying your mother. Why are you crying?"

    A Small Purple Umbrella · Urban
    3.2
  • Mom’s Antics on Social Media Went Viral

    Fu Xin woke up and found herself as a mother on a reality show, where she had abused her biological son into depression, faced online boycott, and ultimately became a disgraced mother. However, Fu Xin remained unfazed because the plot had yet to begin. As long as she acted badly enough, she wouldn't be able to keep up with him. So, when the program started, while other mothers were getting up early, preparing delicious breakfast, coaxing their babies to wake up, and worrying about their temper tantrums, Fu Xin and her son had a different approach. The five-year-old little one would get up on his own, tidy himself up, and tirelessly try to wake his mom up! He would climb trees to get bird eggs, fish in the river, and dig snakes in the fields, leaving his dear mother worried. Fu Xin claimed that she only wanted to act badly, but her little one was so amazing that he became the "most desired baby by netizens of the year,". It was to the point that people even wanted to steal him by putting him in a sack. It was evident how popular her little one was. Naturally, Fu Xin gained attention as well. This made netizens bitter, and they started to make sarcastic comments. They claimed Fu Xin was a discarded woman from a wealthy family, and her rich husband never showed up. Unexpectedly, the next moment, the rumored CEO, known for not returning home and rarely appearing in public, sent out lawyer letters personally. Fu Xin: "What's going on? How come this wealthy husband, who never appeared in the original story, is joining the fray?" Jiang Yi: "Our son and I waited for you for a lifetime in our previous life. Finally, in this life, we have you back!" Fu Xin: "So, I transmigrated... into myself?!"

    Nunu · Urban
    4.5
  • Reborn as Mr.CEO's Fat Wife

    The 27-year-old genius beauty doctor Xia Qing dies in surgery! She is reborn! She is reborn in the ward she's most familiar with, in the body of a 200-pound pregnant woman—a woman who had died from pain during a Cesarean section due to her requests to not use anesthesia. She can't help but worry about herself. This body was useless except for being young. How could Xia Qing tolerate this? On the menu are—revenge, losing weight, and snatching the idolized man of a scumbag girl in passing. Although she's overweight, she strives to live well. Being overweight isn't the end of days. They still deserve love. "Have you heard? Boss Pei has a child out of wedlock. He's getting married!" “Who's he marrying? Who?” "That 200-pound fatty from the Lin family of South City!" "Is Second Master crazy?" Lin Xiaqing turns her head to look. "You think I'm fat?" Pei Zhengyang looks at the voluptuous woman. "Not at all, just nice to the touch."

    Double-Happiness PF · Urban
    4.5
  • Mom is mine

    If you were told to choose between the child you watched grow up under your tutelage and your biological child whom you just met, who would you choose? ********** Mi Du: "Third Young Master Mo, Your older brother (Mo Lingtian) is about to propose to the love of your life" Mo Ting jolted and screamed: "Impossible!! my older brother cannot do that to me!!" *********** Mo Lingtian: "She was betrothed to me even before she was born. What are you to come in between us? you have stayed too long at home, pack your things and get ready to join the Army" ******* Lu Yan: "Sister, I have liked Mo Lang for four years, but he doesn't like me, he likes you" Wei Yang: "What is that? is it a new robot?" ******** "They are here!!!" "What is here?" "They are attacking the economy of the country! call Mo Lingtian, now!!!!" Mo Lingtian: "I don't know how to salvage the situation, Call Wei Yang and her team, she should have a solution" Wei Yang: "Sorry, I can't do it, it's above my league" How would they save themselves from the Michets who came to seek revenge for a wrong done centuries ago? How would Wei Yang who is known to be the best computer expert deal with people and Michets who could be called the computers themselves? How would the giant of the business world; Mo Lingtian save the world's economy from crumbling under the feet of Innocent Yang who wouldn't blink before turning a country to ruins? ****** "Hehehehehe... It's so funny seeing them; punny humans run around like headless chickens to try to salvage the problems we bombard them with" "You are a human too or has the system gotten into your head?" "Get lost. I stopped considering myself a human since the day those greedy humans abandoned me here just to gain power and fame. If they won't let us rule over them, we destroy them and make slaves of the survivors. Master would be happy. Hahahahahahaha...!!" "Not the 'greedy humans' but your greedy parents who sent you here to gain fame and power." **********

    Hassy_101 · Urban
    4.7
  • Reborn as a Mom

    Ira, a cold arrogant tyrant wanted to stand at the top of the ladder at all cost which included even her family. In the end, all she got was desolation... She left her husband, And everyone left her one by one. Her child, her Father, her brother, and her mother... Reborn a decade before at a turning point of her life, she was given a second chance. She was pregnant again… 'The two lines on the result window of the pregnancy strip which felt like prison bars in my last life will be my wings this time.' She caressed her belly and cried: "Baby, thank you for coming to me again. Mommy's sorry for not appreciating you in the past." -------------------- She vomited due to morning sickness. He wiped her mouth with his fingertips, giving her water. "Stop! It's yucky" Ira protested. "It is just spit." Viv said. "And some pizza I ate in the evening," she smiled smugly. _______________________ My discord: https://discord.gg/4MGHKfp www.patreon.com/miaomiao11

    MiaoMiao11 · General
    4.5
  • Transmigrated as a Fat villain: All heroines are after me

    DROPPED

    A4KL · Fantasy
    4.4
  • Your Stranger

    A man who really hated woman, needing one to save his family hierarchy. This book composed of its Sequel. * Your Stranger ( Completed ) * Your Lucky Charm ( Complete d) Thank you! Your Stranger was already translated in English, you may now search it to Search Bar! Dearly Possessive Sweet Love Thank you po ulit sa supporta! @International_Pen The Cover is not Mine. Hi there Readers, thank you once again for Patronizing my Novels TAGALOG NOVELS: 1. The Devilish CEO ( Completed ) 2. Your Stranger ( Completed ) 3. Your Lucky Charm (Completed ) 4. Doctor Alucard Treasure (Ongoing) ENGLISH NOVEL 1. Dearly Possessive Sweet Love ( Ongoing ) 2. The Devilish CEO ( English ) ( Upcoming ) Thank you so much

    International_Pen · Urban
    4.8
  • New Life, New Task: I'll Be A Mom Then!!!

    "W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21

    RandomPotato · Fantasy
    4.7
  • A Husband For Killer Mom

    Blurp: What kind of husband punishes his wife by spanking her ass? An insane and sadistic husband! "How long are you going to punish me?!" "I'm done with your punishment a while ago." Qiao Anxia jerked in a fury and immediately rose to her feet while tidying up her one-piece dress. Her hands touched her buttocks without realizing it, feeling the heat from the man's punishment. She didn't know if this burning feeling was from Richard's unpainful spanking or for another reason... How she wished she could kill this man! ~~~~~ One is a HERO, and the other is an ASSASSIN! The HERO tries to seduce his wife at every opportunity while the ASSASSIN wants to run away and if necessary… kill her husband to get all his fortune! Qiao Anxia is an assassin with a dark past. One day she plots her revenge by intending to ruin someone's marriage by sleeping with her husband. Lost the first night just for revenge, but... the one she slept with was her target's playful twin brother!?? Richard Calvin, a well-known man who is a hero for the victims of the injustice of the politicians, becomes Qiao Anxia's most priority target. After trying to forget the most memorable night with the beautiful girl who set him up, a lovely little girl came into his life and calls him... Papa!? What happens when these two contradictory natures get married only just because an inevitably cute and amusing genius baby girl wants to marry them off? And that baby girl was the result of their intercourse on that unforgettable, passionate hot night!

    VorstinStory · Urban
    4.7
  • The Fat God System

    Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ————————————————— “FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......” Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. “1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.” —————— Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.

    KangarooCruz · Fantasy
    4.4
  • BETWEEN CEO AND SINGLE MOM

    The meeting she had been waiting for five years vanished and turned into a catastrophe in her life. A beautiful plan designed by Cheery to spend a romantic evening with her childhood sweetheart and best friend- Devano, she had to let go of tears due to an unexpected technical error. Her virginity was snatched away by a man she did not know who caused her separation from Devano due to her pregnancy. Cheery then goes away from Devano's life. Years later, Cheery returns to her hometown in search of a better job to support her mother and son. During an interview, Cheery has to look old-fashioned to trick his boss, who is known to be a playboy, even though he already has a fiancé. And time proved that the boss herself was the father of her son. Can Cheery live her days in peace after becoming the secretary to the CEO at her place of work? And can Cherry accept the fact that her true identity is a mafia daughter? *** You can also read works by other Author Knisa : 1. BLOCKED LOVE 2. Rich Widower And Beautiful Boss 3. BRIDE OF MASTER HYBRID 4. MY ROOMMATE IS A GHOST 5. THE YOUNG WIDOW AND THE MAN FROM THE PAST 6. STEPMOM FOR YOUR SON So, don't be bored waiting for my updates because there are still many works for you to read. Big Love to you guys, and happy reading!!!

    Knisa · Urban
    5.0
  • The Heat of Your Touch

    Talisa Williams did not know that she was not an ordinary human until the day she was kidnapped by strangers. At that moment, Talisa knew that she had a special power to master the earth element. Talisa almost lost her life, but a handsome man named Darius Edmund came to save her. Talisa was surprised because the man who saved her had the power of fire, the same as the kidnappers. Talisa was frightened when she found out the truth about this world. Beyond modern buildings and advanced technology, it turns out that there is a magical world hiding in it. It is a land called Traum filled with people like Talisa and Darius. Talisa was again shocked when she found that she was the only surviving earth-elemental master. That is why she was hunted by the Lord of the fire-elemental master, to control the world. To protect herself and even the fate of all of Traum, Talisa must use the power that has been hiding within her. However, she can only do so if she comes into contact with Darius. The man's body heat was like a trigger for her strength. The more the man touched her body, the more Talisa was able to master her power. Love begins to grow in her heart, but Darius is a cold, emotionless man. The man hid many secrets behind his cold demeanor. Can Talisa save herself and the land of Traum? And can she melt the iceberg of Darius’ heart?

    CindyChen · Fantasy
    5.0
  • Mom! Your Gem

    "A scientist on run way, insert a sample in her body when she was a child and he had lost one sample.Then, Hayat become a red- magnet.She can read others brain and memories by just holding their hands.She can travel from one planet to other.Many others hidden abilities were also present in her till she didn't have discovered them completely.But, fate wanted something else.She can turn the whole table of the world."

    Asma_Batool128 · Fantasy
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