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As a father, I just want to quietly watch you live a long life
Li Che had transmigrated and, after living nineteen ordinary years, he opted to accept his fate, marrying and having children, striving to support his family. But the moment his daughter was born.... Through his daughter, he rose in status, and his life was no longer ordinary. ... With his daughter’s safe birth, you gained a Dao Fruit, "Immortal Artisan". When his daughter turned one, safe and sound, you gained the Dao Fruit "Dragon Elephant Vajra". At his daughter's age of two, free from illness and disaster, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Pure Heart". By the time his daughter was three, lively and clever, he gained a Dao Fruit, "Chess Saint". His daughter was four, five, six years old.... ... Li Che discovered that with each passing year of his daughter’s age, he could condense a Dao Fruit to enhance himself. From then on, Li Che harbored a simple and unpretentious wish. A Dao Fruit a year, quietly safeguarding longevity. As a father, he only wished... Starting from the warmth of his wife and child by the hearth, to peacefully protect his daughter's immortality. Silently condensing countless Dao Fruits. Henceforth cultivating his spirit, invincible between heaven and earth.
Li Hongtian · Eastern
4.6
Parasite (Gu) Breeding Longveity Path: Starting from the love-enamored Gu
Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects. Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality. Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone. Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable. Yet, the first Gu Insect he cultivates happens to be the Obsession Gu. From then on, he discovers a broad path of cultivation. As time changes and landscapes shift, the only constants are my eternal life and the everlasting Zhou family.
Thousand Lakes True Person · Eastern
4.1
#SYSTEM #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #KILLER #EASTERN #UNSTOPPABLE
Martial Arts Domination: Start with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique
In the twilight years of the dynasty, treacherous villains rose to power and demons plagued the world. Qin Zheng, bearing a scroll of virtuous deeds, traveled through time and found that by beheading those wrapped in sin, he could attain virtue and enhance his martial arts prowess. Thus, Qin Zheng glanced at the Ghost Head Greatsword in his hand. "The auspicious moment has come, to the execution!" With a great shout, Qin Zheng swung his blade and beheaded his target!! ---------------- This book is also known as "I've Become an Executioner After Time Travel?" and "Achieving Sainthood Through Merit, I Seek Elevation by Executing Sinners"......
Young Master Lincheng · Eastern
Not enough ratings
The Supreme Martial King Shocking All Realms
He was an unparalleled alchemy genius. however, because he couldn't cultivate martial arts, he was betrayed and killed by the woman he loved the most. He was then reborn in the body of a bullied good-for-nothing young man. A good-for-nothing? A genius? What a joke! No one in this realm understood cultivating geniuses better than Yang Chen! Martial arts? Alchemy? What's so difficult about Dual cultivation?! He embarked on the demonic path, rising against all odds! With his exceptional talent, he forged a divine body, sweeping away all injustices! With his brilliant alchemy, he shocked all realms!
Ye Yunduan · Eastern
4.0
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #OVERPOWERED #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #REVENGE #LEVELUP #VIDEOGAME #UNPRINCIPLED
The Strongest System
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me! Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name? Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory! Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY. There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.
Xin Feng · Eastern
4.2
#ACTION #ROMANCE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #VIDEOGAME #HIGHIQ #FACESLAPPING #ORDINARY #UNPRINCIPLED #PREGNANCY #SUPERSTAR
I’m Really a Superstar
Zhang Ye was originally a mundane college graduate with aspiring dreams to become a star, but unfortunately has below average looks and height. However one day, he woke up and suddenly found himself in a parallel world! It’s like the same world, but wait a minute…many brands, celebrities and even famous works from his world changed and are gone in this new world! Armed with the profound literary knowledge of his previous world and a heaven-defying Game Ring that gives him magical items, stats and skills, Zhang Ye embarks on a journey to pursue his life-long dream of becoming famous! Follow Zhang Ye as he takes the new world by storm, one plagiarized piece at a time, to hilarious reactions!
Chang Yu · Urban
4.4
Immortality: Raising an Ant Queen to Cultivate by increasing stat points
Grade Three Ironclad Battle Demon Ant (extremely rare species), with a lifespan of 30.5 years, possesses special abilities (immense strength, swiftness, armor-piercing, soul-eroding poison, moderate intelligence +, possesses mid-level carapace, demonization; in a demonized state, its speed increases fivefold, attack strength tenfold, defense fivefold). Puppet Worker Ants can capture creatures of the same grade or lower. Elephant Trunk Soldier Ants can release chemical substances to attack enemies... (Main features include cultivation, breeding, insect taming, and cultivation.)
Smoke Painted · Eastern
4.2
#SYSTEM #SUPERPOWERS #LEVELUP
Starting With One Million Luck Points
In this world, Planet Earth had undergone great changes and humanity is faced with extreme danger. Luckily, humans have something called the Heaven Dao software. After downloading the software, Zhou Hao received one million luck points and used it to open a mystery box and obtain the “108 Levels of Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique”… Also, Zhou Hao realized that with enough luck points, he could even get his crush to sleep with him! In this world full of Insect Race warriors and Demon Race experts, it is ridiculously easy for Zhou Hao to accumulate luck points…
I am Second Senior · Eastern
3.3
#ACTION #ROMANCE #SYSTEM #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #ANTIHERO
Isekai Ascension
30 Chapter Privelage for 1 Coin for the Month of November! Jump on the DEAL!! ---------------- Romulus once swore he'd defy death itself to save his sister. Rising through realms of power—mortal, god, you name it—he tried and, well... failed… His endless ascent left him isolated, obsessed, and eventually transformed him into a Living Myth - “Truck-kun,” - a force of destiny barreling through worlds, hitting those chosen for strange new lives. Now Romulus is trapped in a bizarre loop, destined to push others into the adventures he can never experience for himself. However, he is then transmigrated himself??? And by a different truck no less! Entering the Isekai World of Utavia, Romulus finds Elves, Beastkin, Dragons, and even Celestials!? Join Romulus on a journey that’s part blood-pumping, part hilarious, as he shatters fate, rewrites destiny, and discovers that even legends can’t escape their origins…. But wait.... [Warning!] [Warning!] [Warning!] [A Wild Yandere has appeared!] "Lord help us all..."
Astral_Pandemonium · Fantasy
5.0
#REBIRTH #STRONGFL #HISTORY
Time Travel: The Best Doctor in Ancient Times
【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】 As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy! Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice. Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by. A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past! Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of handsome and wealthy young men out there, let’s pick and choose… This is the story of a bizarrely outstanding female doctor, strutting through ancient times with her child in tow!
My name is Xuanji · General
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The Favored Son of Heaven
"Qin Fen had once been abandoned and broken until, one day, he picked up a liquid metal ball that turned his life upside down. This is the interplanetary era where Classical and Modern Wushu are competing. Classical Wushu enables followers to grow as powerful as dragons and elephants, whereas Modern Wushu enables followers to freeze monsters or even extinguish erupting volcanoes. Qin Fen steps onto the stage of both Classical and Modern Wushu while belonging to neither. With the exquisite combination of both Classical Wushu and modern technology, he will pave a way to become a legend. He is one of a kind, a favored son of heaven." -KyleChow_ "He is a youth, a gentleman, and a scholar cultivating in the Dragon Elephant Prajna Art. He has the strength of ten dragons and ten elephants, producing clouds with a turn of a hand and rain with the other. This is a story about the clash of passions between neo martial arts and paleo martial arts. This is a story about transcending the apex, about forcefully slaughtering one's way into the legends. This is a story about fading into nirvana, about the prideful of heaven! In this world, cultivating the paleo martial art known as the Dragon Elephant Prajna Art to the pinnacle allows one to possess the enormous strength of ten dragons and ten elephants! In this world, the Nitrogen Freezing Magic can freeze even a volcano on the verge of eruption! In this world, the Magma Art can instantly melt and vaporize a glacier! This is a heavy undertaking by Skyscrapper back in 2009! This is a story of affection, of love. This is a story never lacking in friendship. This story, overflowing with heated blood, is certain to cause your own passion to surge! This is a radiant era where hot-blood, friendship, love, and heroes converge, shine, and interweave upon each other. Click and fall in love with this legend." -Strivon (Translation of original synopsis)
Skyscrapers · Sci-fi
4.2
#FASTPACED #SIGNIN
Signing In At Mount Sword For 100 Years To Become Invincible
# SWORDMAN # EMPRESS # LOVEY-DOVEY Lin Ran was transmigrated to a fantasy world and was the top scorer during the martial arts exam. He was assigned to protect the empress, but because he did not give presents to the general director in charge of the palace affairs, he was demoted to a guard at Mount Sword. His only job was to clean the swords stored on the mountain. [You have cleaned the broken sword, Fire Stream. You have been rewarded with 50% proficiency of the Heaven Fire Sword Will.] [You have cleaned the heavy sword, Dragon Elephant. You have been rewarded with the inner energy of the Dragon and Elephant Divine Art.] [You have cleaned the demon sword, Dark Wind. You have been rewarded with the Grade 9 method, Phantom Step.] [You have cleaned the spirit sword, Heaven’s Chance. You have been rewarded with the Eyes that Peek into Heaven.] “Isn’t this way better than working as the empress’s guard?” Lin Ran quickly decided to remain on the mountain until he had become invincible. He spent the next 100 years without leaving Mount Sword until the day the barbaric knights from the north invaded the central plains and started to mercilessly slaughter citizens, hoping to break the peace that was obtained through a lot of sacrifices over 100 years ago. Lin Ran had no choice but to descend from the mountain.
swordking · Eastern
2.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #MAGIC #GENIUS #NONHUMAN #FUTURE #NO-HAREM #INTERSTELLAR #POSITIVE
Wisp! Awaken in the Magical World
In a universe where the memory of Wisps has faded, one of these elusive beings finds itself amidst human society two billion years in the future. But what exactly is a Wisp? No one knows anymore. Join this whimsical and unconventional Wisp on a hilarious journey as it navigates an unfamiliar world, seeking its place and rediscovering what it means to be a Wisp.
Suiyan · Sci-fi
5.0
#SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION
Legendary Armament Canon
When Zhou Shu woke up, he learned that he had become a Forging Apprentice at a workshop in the Forging Division of the Great Xia empire. [The standard long saber you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Dragon Elephant Prajna Technique.] [The Holy Sword Rainbow Abyss you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Hundred Steps Flying Swords.] [The halberd you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with the Talent Refreshing Pill.] [The Large Que Bow you forged effectively completed a kill. You are rewarded with ten years of cultivation.]
Lays Chips · Eastern
4.1
Age of Summoner
Only one card would change his life forever! In the world of “Age of Summoner”, a globally popular online game, card and item trading prices ranged from high to low. However… “Joke”, an unemployed new graduate, could not believe that the “Snowbelle White Dragon card” he accidentally got from a convenience store could be sold for 10 million baht! Unsure whether to consider it good or bad luck, Joke soon found trouble knocking at his door. A pro player from the Thai server was determined to obtain this card, pursuing Joke relentlessly! If it were not for the pro player’s bad attitude, he would have sold this card, but… his dignity was not something people could easily look down on! Then, an idea popped up. What if he used it as a tool to pave the way for him as an esports pro player in the Age of Summoner game? And so, the journey of the (soon-to-be) number-one pro player who would shake the entire esports industry had started!
MASALAN · Games
4.3
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #TRANSMIGRATION #SLICEOFLIFE #LEVELUP
Binding System
Quote of the main character "With Binding system as my trump card, I will become the strongest man in the world and sit on my throne with beautiful women in my arms." What would you do if you died and God transmigrated you to another world? What would you do if Gods and Goddess watches and comments on your adventures? What would you do if you could communicate with Gods and Goddesses? Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, fell off a cliff when he was training martial arts with his father. When he thought he was dead, he found himself transported to a parallel world where monsters and powerful people ruled the world. Luckily, one of the goddesses gave him a system to help him survive in his new world and achieve his dream. "You awaken the mage class? You awaken the Archer class? You awaken the Knight class?" Xiao Ming behaved normally. "I only need to bind my system to someone and I can awaken that person's class. In other words, I can awaken all three classes." Xiao Ming, the grandson of the Ruler, decides to continue his dream in his new life. Follow him as he embarks on his journey to become the Ruler and bind his system to beautiful women. Warning..... In the early chapters there were lots of jokes about boy toy and sugar mama. I know some of you feel uncomfortable about that. I'm trying to change them, but I can't do it quickly because some of them are related to the story. However, please keep reading. The jokes stopped after they officially became lovers. I don't do that joke anymore. If you keep reading, you might like this book. *** discord server= https://discord.gg/22hqV9gPn3 *Tags=Slice of life, action, MILF, romance, fantasy, adventure, beautiful female leads, handsome male lead, older love interests, harem, multiple identities, secret identity, Elf, R-18, transmigration, magic, knight, archer, demon, Gods, leveling up. *Xiao Ming is the grandson of Xiao Tian, my main novel. * My main novel is Illicit relationship PS: I don't own the cover. I got it from pinterest.
Shooting_Star · Fantasy
4.5
#SYSTEM #INVINCIBLE #MARTIALARTS
I Become Invincible By Signing In
Wang Yi had just transmigrated when he experienced being cheated on, going through a divorce, and being kicked out of his home. These were events faced by a useless male character. However, he soon discovered that this world seemed out of sorts. There were martial arts grandmasters and martial arts clans? Fortunately, he activated the Martial Arts Sign In System. [You have successfully signed in and obtained the Dragon Elephant Wisdom Technique. Please cultivate according to the instructions.] Thus, Wang Yi kept signing in until he leveled up and became a martial arts grandmaster. After that, he discovered the truth behind his wife’s affair.
Sweet Brand Chewtoy · Urban
3.2
The Best Director
Wang Yang never stopped pursuing his dream of becoming a director and making movies that could amaze the world. However, the fate seemed to play a malicious joke on him. He got wrongly accused and expelled from USC. Fortunately, when God closed a door to Wang Yang, he opened a window for him. After a baby stroller hit him on the street, he began to be able to watch the movies from the future in his head! Since then, the year of 1988 was destined to be an extraordinary year. Besides the miracle written by “Titanic”, one of the most legendary directors in the 21st century was rising quietly…
Wallee The Robot · Urban
4.3
#REINCARNATION #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #SLICEOFLIFE #ANIME #BL
Haven Online
Yin Xinya’s death was such a cosmic joke that he got a second chance to do it again. In the past, his life and death were a tragic mess, but he swears this time everything will change. Watch as Xinya becomes the most coveted person in Haven Online. [Why are you learning cooking? It's a waste of skill points.] [Your learning potions?! Are you daft? There's no point in doing that.] [Why did you pick that trash class? You will never make it in this game.] Xinya ignored everyone. With a knowing smile, he paid them no mind because he knew they would eat their words soon.
Momocatt · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
#ACTION #ROMANCE #R18 #COMEDY #HAREM #SLICEOFLIFE #SURVIVAL #FACESLAPPING #ECCHI #SHAPESHIFTER
Chameleon: My True Face
The prodigy of mercenary world, the youngest officer in Seven Stars Special Forces. Betrayed by his partners, people he considered friends. Sentenced for murder he didn't commit. Placed in a high-security prison. Jokes on them. In the first day, he acquired an ability, able to change his body at will. In the second day, he met the love of his life, taking her with him on the path to get revenge. Join Li Wuxing as he claims what's rightfully his. ..................................... Support me on Patreon --> Bit.ly/Piokilek Drop me a coffee -> ko-fi.com/Piokilek Author's Insta -> instagram.com/piokilek Discord -> https://discord.gg/mFmYwyT
Piokilek · Fantasy
4.8