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PotatoGodofTime
PotatoGodofTimeLv56yr
2018-12-10 21:05

Haven't read a single chapter yet but I'm excited for this novel hopefully it isn't harem and the villain a dumb potato :(, last I hope plot won't repeat itself like the rest of the cultivation novels :), thank you very much I like this novel...

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Reinherz
ReinherzLv5

Is everything alright little potato god ? Your comment seems so strangely normal.

anrolz
anrolzLv4

I think this one is exciting story...

ExorFer
ExorFerLv6

Yeah, so strangely normal that it's not normal

Reinherz:Is everything alright little potato god ? Your comment seems so strangely normal.
Muspon
MusponLv13

yeah as of late i think he has been having mental breakdowns

DaiKofu
DaiKofuLv5

ty

Tafara
TafaraLv10

So what is the conclusion?

PotatoGodofTime
PotatoGodofTimeLv5

I read it up to chapter 37, so far the protag isn't too overpower and know when to back down, and so far there isn't any romance yet so I guess no harem? Hopefully and he isn't a lovestruck idiot :)

Tafara:So what is the conclusion?
Kougetsu
KougetsuLv5

Big expectations you have there. I am hoping for this in every cultivation novel I start to read. No arrogant, always saved by plot armor MC, no idiotic generic antagonists, no developing plots by making MC getting into conflicts one after another (basically everything he does, he offends someone in preparation for face slapping). But sadly you won't find this or only 1 out of like 20 novels stand out from the rest...

Archena
ArchenaLv6

First Mc was cheated like a fool by a girl. Then he took a blood oath like he would never be such a foolish horny fuk again. but not even a year has past he is being fuked by girls here and there and he is literary jerking off with parasite in his dik which has no balls for girl. His balls applicable only to boys. He complains he has no money but he gave away costly pills to outside people after hearing his sob story about not being able to breakthrough who tried to snatch his herb. If you are so rich to be kind as fuk for a silly reason then why you cry that you have no money. And stupidity about giving away freebies created your first problem and you took blood oath. Now what your blood means? urine of a trash ?

bobbarian
bobbarianLv6

ty

DaiKofu
DaiKofuLv5

ty

ace_18
ace_18Lv5

👍👍

Sanks
SanksLv10

I had big expectations from the review.. Unfortunately you have an un-potato-godistic review. Didn't expect such mortal antics from a revered god like you.

PotatoGodofTime
PotatoGodofTimeLv5

I'm sorry but I'm tired now...i don't want to ruin anymore novels base in my review so I quit... :(

Sanks:I had big expectations from the review.. Unfortunately you have an un-potato-godistic review. Didn't expect such mortal antics from a revered god like you.
Sanks
SanksLv10

Well that's sad. I enjoyed reading your reviews more than the novels.

PotatoGodofTime:I'm sorry but I'm tired now...i don't want to ruin anymore novels base in my review so I quit... :(
PotatoGodofTime
PotatoGodofTimeLv5

Thx for the compliment:3

Sanks:Well that's sad. I enjoyed reading your reviews more than the novels.
Sanks
SanksLv10

Well look at the first review on invincible KungFu healer. I'm not the only one, Almighty good of potatoes has many followers

PotatoGodofTime:Thx for the compliment:3
eriscasue
eriscasueLv15

Hhmm. Its not that cliche, its good actually. As for 150+ chaps no harem hahaha

Punnyanya
PunnyanyaLv13

And we've come this far, where this novel with potential getting disease that is worse than ligma, going premium.

PotatoGodofTime
PotatoGodofTimeLv5

D:

Punnyanya:And we've come this far, where this novel with potential getting disease that is worse than ligma, going premium.
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Fatty_CreamLv5

Before you go on a three paragraph rant about how I'm an uncultured swine who can't understand this "complex" fast-paced novel please be patient with me, or don't, either way, it doesn't make a difference. This novel is a pretty much-overdone cliche of the vicious cycle of "revenge" with a sprinkle of poor writing. Put down your torches let me elaborate. Pitchfork down? ok so essentially, the basic introduction of the plot is the overdone checklist of cliches, a beautiful unrivaled girl who no other can rival? check. Betrayal of a said beautiful girl or literally anyone close to him? check. What's this he's also trash but somehow the reason he's trash is cuz of a thing no one else has and now he's gonna prove the haters wrong? check. Merit is to be made that cliches were created because they work and blah blah blah, please shut up the only reasons cliches work is because it panders towards a certain demographic and said demographics are also the types to forgive this godawful terrible blight on storytelling. The concept is the only thing supporting this work, like for Allah's sake the characters are so god damn one dimensional, not a single one person has a fucking personality, not a one, and no calling someone trash over and over again or being slapped in the face does not count as them having a personality. That my friend is just a face slap, gosh i think the author of this work only creates characters to face slap and boy, do they get face slapped quite a fair bit. TLDR; Cliche Tropes overused, a boring world(like seriously all i know about this world is that a lot of sects exist and that they have an epic gladiator arena) and poor character development. I would rather read those CEO novels instead as they are forced to actually make the readers engage and care for their characters.

DaoistThreelimbs
DaoistThreelimbsLv12

I'll try to keep this as spoiler free as possible by talking in generalities. I've read quite a few chapters at this point, and I'll probably keep reading the novel in the future mostly because I like protagonists with swords. You might be wondering why I've rated it so low if I'm going to keep reading it though. So, let's talk about the cons of this story. To say it is cliche is an understatement. Cliche 1: Fallen clans. Those once great clans that the MC relies on the heritage of to overcome. Yup, there is not one but two of them in this story. Both the mother and the father are from once powerful existences though the father's clan is much more so. Cliche 2: Mysterious object. The story starts with one in the MC's body that causes him issues, but it ultimately rewards him with OP abilities. Cliche 3: The fallen genius. The MC is an unparalleled genius until they find he can't cultivate properly due to cliche 2, but don't worry that cliche also fixes this problem. Cliche 4: Betrayal of a loved one. Oh, it's not enough that he is a fallen genius from two once great clans. He needs a manipulative love interest who betrays him to really top it off. Cliche 5: OP friends. The MC will constantly randomly bump into and makes friends with people who have secretly amazing backgrounds. Get assigned to a place to live. All the other members have crazy backgrounds. Run into someone who is being chased? That person has an even crazier background. Cliche 6: The arrogant MC. Really, no matter how arrogant you think MC are you are probably underestimating this MC's arrogance. He has powerful friends to protect him, and he won't use their protection because he thinks that highly of himself. He will openly declare war on anyone regardless of how much more powerful that group or organization is and manage to hide from them just long enough to become strong enough to take his revenge. And he really can't lay low at all. His arrogance won't let him. Perhaps the only character more arrogant than the MC is the MC's father. Cliche 7: The area of death. Because you need an area the spells death of anyone who enters except for the MC who turns it into a chance to get stronger. It also conveniently lets him escape from getting killed. Cliche 8: Foolish enemies. His enemies will constantly send people at roughly his level or a little higher to kill him so he has a chance of escape. They never really go all out and there always seems to be a bigger organization behind them pulling the strings. And you've probably guessed it already, but these enemies are the most two dimensional of characters because who needs depth of character or interesting motivation when cliched characterizations will do. They'll be dead soon enough anyway right? Honestly, I could go on, but you probably get the idea. It's not a very well written story. There is nothing particularly new or interesting about the cultivation method or the world building. It is a generic cultivation setting. The characters (MC included) are very two dimensional. They are really paper thin in design, and there is nothing unique or interesting about their characterizations. This is a glorified wish fulfillment type of story that brings nothing new to the table.

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