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Daoist_MeowLv36yr
2018-02-26 13:17

It's meh. Every arc is pretty much the same setup: (Old guy): I have derped for so many years, this noob can't possibly out derp me... (MC): we will see about that, let me point out that your derp is really a herp and my derp is the true derp. (Random bystander): for him to be such a master of derp he must must have been derping since before he was born. (FL of the arc): his derp make me so horny, but I know that his derp is too big for me. I must let his go so he can derp in the bigger world...

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VermillionLv4

You're awesome. Your derpness is certainly over 9000..

vatLv6

Lol

ThunderTigerLv12

jajajaja

JjoanLv15

? _ ? Who's the FL? When does she comes out?

erin1019biLv3

Lol

Ebrahim_EhsanLv3

I love it when he out der** an old guy and then the old guy gets depressed

Mark_BarrosLv1

Nice

DaoistPatienceSectLv3

exp

Daoist698354Lv2

Yeah

Hussaini_AhmedLv1

Labaran hausa

Nour_adelLv5

Coolest review

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HevvehLv1

I honestly think that this is one of the best stories I've read so far, and I've read a lot. Everything about is well-thought and unique, (little to no tropes) and it never felt dull and it was all fleshed out. This has been a popular story for a while. So I recommend and suggest you read this story, here's why: Translation Quality: The translations are great, (as expected from Qidian) and the story makes me laugh as the protagonist smacks the faces of people who underestimated him, I've seen little to no errors at all concerning grammar or punctuation and it makes it easy for you to understand what's happening. Updating Stability/Speed: It ticks me off since this story is one of the best I've read so far, I constantly wait and there are many other people like me out there. 1 chapter everyday for 5 days in a week isn't enough, taking into account the quality of this story and how brilliant it is. Thought the updating speed isn't good for those impatient, the stability is true to it's word. They always update every day which is enough for me. World Building: It slowly builds up and doesn't just throw a bunch of information at you expecting to have to have powers like the main character here (unless you do). The build up of the world is decent but it just doesn't explain enough really about the roles and the other places other than where the main character is. It just gives you the information you need where you are. Character Design: The characters are well-fleshed out and their are no characters being introduced that are basically just 2-D with no personality. They all have a role and even if they play a minor one they are mentioned a few more times later on in the story. The characters develop throughout the story and don't just have the same personality. Story Development: The plot of the story is very interesting as it is, I've read many online and translated novels and this barely follows any tropes, (you can't expect there to be none with so many stories). It also goes at a decent pacing that is persistent, (he doesn't just rise 4 realms in 1 go). You can expect the plot to be great as it's very unique, I was always wanting more and it never felt dull. You can expect the story to be brilliant and splendid, you will always be on the edge of your seat! I rate this 4.6 stars!

nirlekaLv13

At first i really like how the story start and how the protagonist teach his students. The face slapping also really funny. But, the charm is disappeared after hundred of chapters. The story is so repetitive and bad that i drop it. The story always using same formula in every arc. He come to some guild or school, get bullied, using plot armor to solve his inadequacy, help important people, face slapping everyone, rinse and repeat. After get famous in that place or school we will get clue that the level of the place or the school is not that great and the protagonist need to go to much higher level kingdom or placs. Sadly, The story is only boil down to that formula. Moreover, the characters development is really lacking and only superficial. They only boil down to increase cultivation level and get charmed by main protagonist cheats. There is no gradual or proper characters development. The characters emotion only revolve in envy, jelousy, agitation, and shame for antagonist. On the other hand, the students always underestimate the main protagonist, after that get help by main protagonist cheats, and they get charmed and reverenced. The timeline also ridiculous, in 300 chapters we get 1,5 month of the main character life. Every day he will go to someplace and face slapping every people using his cheats. But he always think, i need to hide my cheats. There is no romance in the story. What we get is always typical beautiful famous xianxia women. She will underestimate mc, get face slapped, change of heart, and get forgotten when the mc go to other kingdoms or places. When he arrives at new place, there will be new woman with same characters but only higher background. There is lots of major sort comming of the story but you get the basic idea. Typical power leveling xianxia with blantlant plot armor to solve main character predicament. Mix it with bland antagonists and side characters. I really can't fathom why this story is the first rank in the qidian power ranking.

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