From the screen to the blade, to the grave, then the book
Guess my plans weren’t as solid as they looked
Always schemin’, but my group stabbed in the back
Thought I was ruthless, turns out I was cooked
See, I believed if I climbed up to the peak
I'd own it all, but betrayal cut me deep
Yeah, I killed the traitor, but karma wasn’t cheap
Now I’m six feet under, and I can’t even sleep
Woah-oh-oh
This is how the story begins
Woah-oh-oh
Guess my life needed some high stakes
Reborn now in some fantasy plot that my gf read
The same old goal, but with waifus I forgot I sought
Beast girls , a system that's hot
And a goddess with secrets, I can't smash
Woah-oh-oh
This is how my harem grows
Woah-oh-oh
Guess this is how I tame beasts
From "kill or be killed" to "pet or hug"
These overpowered bunnies got me questioning the end
But I’ll rise to the top—yeah, again and again
‘Cause in this wacky world, *I’m the kingpin, my friend!*
Woah-oh-oh
Plot twists keep coming, who even knows
Woah-oh-oh
Guess this is how the story goes!