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Snoring_Panda
Snoring_PandaLv133yr
2021-11-21 14:05

I am the BONK of my sword   Abst*nence is my body and Chast*ty is my blood   I have created over a thousand bats   Unknown to death   Nor known to life   Have withstood horni to create many bonks   Yet those hands shall never hold anything   So, as I pray, Unlimited Bonk Works

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Purple_Khaos
Purple_KhaosLv14

Unlimited Bonk Works!

Purple_Khaos
Purple_KhaosLv14

Demonic_angel
Demonic_angelLv15

Jaded_Beauty
Jaded_BeautyLv3

I am the bone of my essay Procrastination is my body Caffeine is my blood I have ignored over a thousand deadlines Unknown to MLA format nor known to passing grades I have withstood all responsibilities to fail many classes Yet those classes will never teach anything So as i hand in, UNLIMITED LATE WORKS

hydrocyanic_acid
hydrocyanic_acidLv13

lol

Jaded_Beauty:I am the bone of my essay Procrastination is my body Caffeine is my blood I have ignored over a thousand deadlines Unknown to MLA format nor known to passing grades I have withstood all responsibilities to fail many classes Yet those classes will never teach anything So as i hand in, UNLIMITED LATE WORKS
Edward_Dy
Edward_DyLv4

ALL HAIL THE GOD OF BONK

ThePumpkinGod
ThePumpkinGodLv11

Praise to the bonk gospel.

Listless_Grim
Listless_GrimLv4

Seniorious_01
Seniorious_01Lv3

You shall be bonked

Listless_Grim:
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Seniorious_01
Seniorious_01Lv3

I'm taking the meme, but I'll like it first

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StabThatWanker
StabThatWankerLv4

lol

Jaded_Beauty:I am the bone of my essay Procrastination is my body Caffeine is my blood I have ignored over a thousand deadlines Unknown to MLA format nor known to passing grades I have withstood all responsibilities to fail many classes Yet those classes will never teach anything So as i hand in, UNLIMITED LATE WORKS
MaSt_wIxt121
MaSt_wIxt121Lv3

Xerox_STEAL
Xerox_STEALLv14

I feel this one personally. Good one

Jaded_Beauty:I am the bone of my essay Procrastination is my body Caffeine is my blood I have ignored over a thousand deadlines Unknown to MLA format nor known to passing grades I have withstood all responsibilities to fail many classes Yet those classes will never teach anything So as i hand in, UNLIMITED LATE WORKS
FlyBananaboi
FlyBananaboiLv4

Long live the bonk

James_Sloan_8925
James_Sloan_8925Lv1

yes

Jaded_Beauty:I am the bone of my essay Procrastination is my body Caffeine is my blood I have ignored over a thousand deadlines Unknown to MLA format nor known to passing grades I have withstood all responsibilities to fail many classes Yet those classes will never teach anything So as i hand in, UNLIMITED LATE WORKS
SorryToBeThat1Guy
SorryToBeThat1GuyLv1

Fear me

Asoul1231
Asoul1231Lv3

Zodoki_Esparda
Zodoki_EspardaLv13

This comment section is the bomb🤣🤣 but why was there No Bonkkai meme🤔

just_here_to_read2
just_here_to_read2Lv10

Zodoki_Esparda:This comment section is the bomb🤣🤣 but why was there No Bonkkai meme🤔
Zodoki_Esparda
Zodoki_EspardaLv13

well I asked and here's the delivery gracias my dude

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