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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #MYSTERY #DARK #SUPERPOWERS #VILLAIN #URBAN
Deviant: No Longer Human
It's funny, isn't it? Nobody asks to be born... None of us choose the life we are forced to live....And yet, we are bound to it, trapped in a world where strength defines everything. People worship when you are strong. They loathe when you are weak. They worship the god. They fear the devil. But why? Was it righteousness that gave the god victory over the devil, or was it simply strength? Why must we fear one and worship the other? Is the god so righteous? Is the devil so weak? Would Wang Xiao still have everything if he were weak? Would they still worship him? Would those women have submitted so easily? No. It's always the strength. Power rules all. A man can own kingdoms, riches, even love—but lose his strength, and the world turns on him. His woman, the one who once looked at him with admiration, will crush him underfoot if she finds him unworthy. His own children, born of his blood, will stare at him with contempt, their eyes filled with disappointment. What is love if not submission to power? What is loyalty but the price of dominance? Wang Xiao has learned this bitter truth. The sacrifices he made, the pain he endured, meant nothing. Without strength, he was nothing. But no longer... He has seen the lie, the illusion of it all... And now, the ancient myths rise once more, the gods claw their way from forgotten graves, and Wang Xiao, mistaken for the 8th Prince, feared by gods and mortals alike, finds himself at the center of it all. Seven goddesses, each more beautiful, more dangerous than the last, now circle him, bound by fate. Their charm is powerful, their desires even more so. The guardian of the Atlantic tears apart nations to possess him. The Desert Princess offers her entire empire as a gift, yearning for his love... Even an ancient being, her power stripped away, bends her knee in submission, once feared, now powerless before him. But would they have bowed if he were weak? Would they have loved him, served him, feared him? No. It's always the strength. "He 'who' covers the sky with his hand," they whisper. "The gods who once played with universes like orbs... he'll make them swallow their own spit in fear." Wang Xiao's gaze hardens as he stares at his reflection. The weak are forgotten... Strength is all that matters. "The world doesn't care for the weak," Wang Xiao whispers to his reflection. "Your woman will turn her back, people will spit on your name... They'll forget you ever existed... everything you did for them would be insignificant and forgetten...Strength is all that truly matters." And so, Wang Xiao will take what's his. The gods, playing with the universe like toys, will fall. The devils, pulling at the strings of fate, will lose their grip. He will strip them of their power, their kingdoms, their very souls, if that's what it takes. He isn't their pawn. Not anymore. Would they have bowed if he were weak? Would they have given themselves so easily? Would they have even cared? No. It's always the strength. Wang Xiao is no longer the man he once was. No longer human. No longer weak. He is the deviant. And the world will soon know what that truly means. --------------- #NoYuri #NoNTR #Threesome #Harem #Strong to Stronger #Elf #Gore #Evil MC #Conquor #Action #Adventure #Imperial Harem #Revenge #Daughters #Fellatio #Supernatural #Urbanfantasy #Superpowers #Cultivation #Goddess #First-time Intercourse #Villain ---------------- Warning: The Novel is based upon a fictional Earth, and any resemblance is mere coincidence! Discord: https://discord.gg/dsc4fftBeF **Cover Page is not owned by Author**
SKuLL · Urbano
4.8
#ROMANCE #REINCARNATION #WEAKTOSTRONG
After Rebirth, the Miracle Doctor Wife Is No Longer Humble!
"Ye Ling, be good and just surrender to me!" A familiar, nauseating voice echoed in her ears, and Ye Ling realized that she had been reborn! In her previous life, Ye Ling had suffered on behalf of her stepsister in the countryside out of familial love. That's when she caught the attention of the despicable beast before her. In her previous life, he had forced himself upon her and used public opinion to coerce her into marriage. Ye Ling's married life was even more miserable. Not only did she have to work to support the extensive household, but she also endured domestic violence from this b*stard. She miscarried due to the abuse, where she suffered severe bleeding, which resulted in her inability to get pregnant again. Later, the village leader promised her a divorce if she could get into university. But to her surprise, this scoundrel had secretly sold her acceptance letter to someone else! In her second chance at life, Ye Ling decided to change her destiny. She wanted everyone who had hurt her to suffer! In an era where the law had yet to be widely enforced, Ye Ling's first act was to report the incidents to the police. She was no longer as weak as she was in her previous life and relied on her talent and hard work to acquire medical skills. Her stepsister wanted to snatch away her good fortune? Wishful thinking! Her father wanted to sell her to an older man with violent tendencies? Dream on! She studied medicine, grew herbs, pursued higher education, and inadvertently became a renowned miracle doctor. The man who had once saved her from dire straits looked at her with pride and said, "As expected of my wife!"
Mountain Springs · Urbano
4.4
#R18 #MYSTERY #DARK #SUPERPOWERS #POSSESSIVE #HISTORICAL #DRAGON #FIRSTLOVE #POWERFULCOUPLE
Trapped for Eternity
Currently on hold. "Where do you think you are running off to?" Alastair asked with an evil smirk on his face. "I-I..." Samantha stuttered, trying to come up with an answer and not daring to meet the King in the eye. "Take your time, my dear. We have all the time in the world." "I want to go." "And where do you want to go?" "Home." "Oh, Samantha darling. Let's get one thing straight. This is your home now and you are not going anywhere, not when I am here." "But I do not want to hurt you again, Alastair." "Ohh, darling. The only way you will ever hurt me is when you leave me and that is one thing I will never allow you to do. You are mine, eternity." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Alastair Drayce has been searching for years for Samantha as she is said to bring the change of fates, according to a prophecy. And the first thing he does after finding her is to bring her to his castle, his home, under his protection. Wanting to save the most powerful man in the kingdom from her destructive self, Samantha hatches a plan to escape. But why is it that every time she tries to flee, she ends up right in his arms? Coincidence? Once: Accepted, Twice: Questionable, Thrice: Not anymore. Why does her escape plan go wrong with him around and most important of all, what is he hiding? Also, what does Alastair want from Samantha that lasts for eternity? A prophecy has been made. An angel has been found. And two lost souls have united. Now, how are Alastair and Samantha destined to bring the change of fates? Read their story to find out more. The cover picture does not belong to me. ------------------------------------------- Join my discord server to know more about chapter updates. Discord: https://discord.gg/rPCgMp9MCH Instagram: prada_murthy Facebook: Prada Murthy
prada_murthy · Fantasia
4.5
For Rent or For Real
College student Ted Davis is desperate for money. Without a source of income he’ll be forced to quit school and return home to his homophobic stepfather who cut him off when he was caught fooling around with his best friend. While working as a waiter, Ted meets suave, handsome Trace Morrison, who offers Ted a job as an escort. Ted is reluctant at first, as he doesn’t believe himself to be gay. However, when Trace seduces him, Ted realizes his stepfather’s assessment of him was correct. Ted quickly discovers that working as an escort is not as glamorous or satisfying as it appears on the surface. He becomes disillusioned with his life as a rent boy and seeks to find a way out of his situation -- to escape the world of shallow, impersonal sex to find a relationship that has real depth and meaning. Will Ted be trapped in this life of sex for hire until he’s too old to attract the attention of the parade of rich and needy clients that rent his body to fulfill their fantasies? Or will his own fantasies of a real, loving and monogamous relationship be realized when someone from Ted’s past re-enters the picture?
Terry O'Reilly · LGBT+
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Only For You
"Do you believe in destiny? I think i am looking at mine." * All Alaia Crowe ever wanted in life was for her family to be happy and to not have to worry about money all the time. But because of her blindness, there was not so much she could do to help. So when an opportunity to 'fix' things comes along, though unsure of what she is getting into, she agrees to marry her father's billionaire boss. Anything for her family. After all, it's only for a year. But soon after, she realises nothing is ever that simple. The situation gets complicated when her beauty and innocence gets the attention of the three men around her. All different, yet all important and none willing to let go. * Nickolas Bishop has no time for love. What he has is Money, Family, Power and Influence. But his whole world is turned upside down, when he has to marry for business and she quickly becomes his whole world. And now he has to fight for her and prove his love or risk losing her to someone else. *** "You want to know my biggest fear, my worst nightmare? It keeps me up at night, it's losing you. And the funny thing is, i just might, because everything you want in a man, everything you described, everything you deserve, everything you need, i am not. I was stupid to think that you would choose me after what we have been through, because even though i love you desperately with my feelings, i could never seem to show you correctly with my actions." #Language and Mature content.18+
Bellamerce · Urbano
4.7
#ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #KINGDOMBUILDING #SMUT #LITRPG #HORNY #SEXY
Building Adult Industry in fantasy world (An Isekai LitRPG)
A modern-day entrepreneur is reincarnated into a medieval realm teeming with magic and mythical creatures. Realizing the untapped potential for adult entertainment, he decides to revolutionize this conservative world by introducing an array of erotic services and products. From steamy illustrated materials and magical enhancements to exclusive live performances, his innovative ideas quickly capture the interest of the populace, sparking both admiration and controversy. As his adult empire flourishes, he faces fierce opposition from the church, which deems his endeavors immoral and launches relentless campaigns to shut him down. Undeterred, he uses his modern business acumen and newfound magical abilities to outsmart his adversaries, setting up secret networks and securing loyal allies. The novel follows his tumultuous journey, filled with exhilarating successes, devastating setbacks, and intense confrontations with powerful foes. Throughout his quest, the protagonist navigates internal team conflicts, betrayal, and competition from rival groups, all while infusing his creations with elements of humor, fantasy, and sensuality. With R18-rated scenes woven seamlessly into the narrative, the novel offers readers an enticing blend of erotic escapades and a gripping tale of ambition and resilience in an enchanting, fantastical world. Author's Note:- Thank you for visiting my novel page. Chapter 6 , 7, 14, 15, 32 & 66 are a bit more erotic. Proceed with caution. Discord link:- https://discord.gg/Bu9vph4W
chief_47 · Fantasia
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#ACTION #ADVENTURE #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #SUPERPOWERS #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING
Searching for Andromeda
- Hiatus! Coming back this 2024 - Ephraim, or as called by his colleagues, Raim, is an archeologist. Upon his commencement, he was stationed with a task force consisting of a researcher, a biologist, a doctor, and a former sergeant-in-arms; their team entrusted with a duty to examine the desolated LAB of an abandoned former space station: ANDROMEDA. As a man of science, he knew what his weakness was: curiosity. Upon entering the premises of ANDROMEDA, Raim discovers that succumbing to his desires would prove fatal one day. And that day has come. By the end of the darkness of the seemingly isolated laboratory was not obscurity filled with dust and desolation—but a tunnel leading to another realm of knowledge. A pathway to another dimension. No… the -pathway- to another world. The entrance to a completely different time where magic, knights, kingdom, monsters, and battles reigned supreme; Now Ephraim and his task force must utilize their existing knowledge and cultivate their given power to survive onslaughts and drive the kingdoms of another world to prosperity. [note: if you push through chapter 13 where the action generally starts, it will be worth it.] The artwork from this temporary cover is from is Windreader Zell from Bagoum. I do not own this artwork. https://sv.bagoum.com/cards/104421030 • • SUPPORT THE AUTHOR • • Buy me a coffee to keep me awake from long nights of writing: https://ko-fi.com/chainslock «CONTEST: Webnovel Spirity Spring Awards 2020»
Chainslock · Fantasia
4.8
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #SURVIVAL #APOCALYPSE #EVOLUTION #SUPERNATURAL #ADVANCEDTECHNOLOGY
I Am No Longer Human
Goals: 1000 Powerstones = 1 bonus chapter 2000 Powerstones = 2 bonus chapters 3000 Powerstones = 3 bonus chapters A castle = I bonus chapter A spacecraft = 2 bonus chapters A golden gachapon = 3 bonus chapters Top 100 monthly all-time trending = 1 bonus chapter per week Top 50 monthly all-time Trending = Two bonus chapters per week Top 25 monthly all-time Trending = Three bonus chapters per week Top 50 GT ranking = 5 chapters mass release monthly Top 25 GT ranking = 7 chapters mass release monthly
DicT1m · Fantasia
4.9
Adults in the room
Hussain_Ahmad_0129 · Fantasia
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#ROMANCE #COMEDY #ENTERTAINMENT
Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily
Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------
Yang_Studio · Fantasia
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#R18 #HAREM
First Day Being an Adult
The charming stepmother, the hot and beautiful elder sister, and the shy and introverted second sister... Just turned 18 years old, Song Feng's sex life was completely satisfied by these three women... If being with the stepmother was only an accidental secret teaching, then the experience with the elder sister was something he had never even thought of. Just when the eldest sister was reduced to his plaything, having fun with him night and day, the second sister came to the door with a videotape secretly recorded by her featuring him and his eldest sister, and her request was, surprisingly, to become Song Feng's dog? Cheating, dirty, revealing, SM, props, the door of the new world slowly opened in front of Song Feng's eyes...
Secret Teaching · Urbano
3.3
Young adults
Sandra_Choonga · Adolescente
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#R18 #COMEDY #MYSTERY #DARK #VAMPIRE #NONHUMAN #POSSESSIVE #DRAGON #POWERFULCOUPLE #ROYALFAMILY
DESTINED FOR ETERNITY
[Warning : This book contains Mature content ] 'You never know when you fall for the most unexpected person, in the most unexpected way. ' What would you do if you suddenly married to a cruel but handsome Vampire King? Shy away? Fear away? But our princess here planned to scare him to be docile to her! "Hah! you cruel King, if you want to hurt me in any way thinking that now you are my husband, DREAM ON! " But what she didn't know is, he will rather skin himself alive than to even think about hurting her. . . . . And here starts the sweet love story of Princess Eiana and King Darius. But wait! What Is our king hinging there? Why does it smell of mystery?! . . ... King Darius of Veleris, do you take Princess Eiana of Cenia, to be your wedded wife, to have and hold from this day onwards, for better and for worse, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish her till death do you apart." Darius looked straight into Eiana's blue eyes and smiled, then said , " Yes, I do. Even after death does us apart. " And that was it. Eiana froze.
Sal_World · Fantasia
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#MARYSUE
After Reincarnating as a Miracle Doctor, Miss Shi Is No Longer Weak
"Sis, my children's father is your husband. Are you happy now?" "You're truly a failure. You can't even have children." Shi Sen never would've thought that her beloved husband would push her off a cliff on their tenth anniversary. She fell into a pool of water and drowned. After dying, she stayed by her husband's side in her spirit form. Only then did she find out that her husband had cheated on her with her cousin. Moreover, the two of them already had children of their own. They had even purchased insurance under her name and were compensated after she died. They also took over her hospital. In fact, they were the reason why she couldn't get pregnant. The two of them had conspired against her and taken everything away from her. She had been a successful hospital director but died at the hands of the people closest to her. They even made use of her reputation to make money after she died. Because of their made-up stories, the entire world pitied the man who killed his wife. Nobody knew how terrible a death Shi Sen had gone through. Perhaps, God couldn't stand the evil couple's crimes, or He felt sorry for what Shi Sen experienced. Shi Sen was able to reincarnate as her eighteen-year-old self! At this moment in time, she had yet to study to become a doctor. She also hadn't founded her own hospital and had yet to marry that jerk. Her mother was still alive too. There was still a chance to start all over again. She even obtained an amazing system and acquired godlike medical skills. She was able to beat all her competitors and win countless gold medals! Just as Shi Sen managed to turn her life around and exact revenge, she suddenly realized that the person who loved her the most had always been by her side.
Mountain Springs · Urbano
4.4
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #MAGIC #CULTIVATION #VILLAIN #GENIUS #MYTH #EGOIST
Regress For Revenge
Noah, after fighting the seven demon kings, ends up on his knees with his life slowly slipping away and with no energy left to fight; however, due to certain circumstances, he ends up recovering his strength, and with the help of unknown voices, he is given another chance. "I'll have my revenge on every single one of you, I promise!"
Zxero0 · Fantasia
4.7
#ACTION
WW3- KidsVS Adults
Want to see a funny world! Check out this book!
Kaden_Ethan · Fantasia
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE
JOKES ON YOU
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
namelessfriend · Fantasia
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The Adult Novels
A collection of short adult novels. Power Ranking Positions - Chapters Rank 20-16, 2 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 15-13, 3 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 12-10, 4 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 9-7, 5 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 6-4, 6 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 3, 7 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 2, 8 Extra Chapters for next week Rank 1, 9 Extra Chapters next week
Lovemaker · Geral
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#COMEDY #ENTERTAINMENT
Novel of Jokes
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.
DtjiSoftware_Dev · Fantasia
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just jokes
Jokes.
its_me_hi939 · Urbano
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