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The Elven Prince

In a world where Magic exist as normalcy, different creatures and races all struggle to maintain balance and keep their plane as secured as possible. This place is just like earth, the difference? Magic. On earth, Elves, vampires, fairies and the likes of them are all folktales for kids but nothing is impossible you know. The unusual happened when Danny a special agent in the army found himself in a dirty pond-like lake with a beautiful girl staring at him and calling him "prince!" But who the heck is a prince and where is he? Transmigration, reincarnation or after-life did not make any sense to this brute Major until it became his reality. He had really died and now, he is in this strange world all alone! So he thought. The great Elven Prince is a book about how Danny died and His soul transmigrated into the Kingdom of Gire and in the body of their prince. There were sorcerers, vampires, Gnomes, fairies, sprites and witches that had their kingdoms all in this plane and could easily move to the other side which is earth. But they all have their headquarters here. After George had his brother killed in secret, he launched a mission to get more powerful by every and in every way possible. Danny and Cily both faced major challenges. For Cily, she had to endure years of being a lab rat trying to find out how she is so powerful and on Danny's end, he had to deal with hiding because his brother was in search of his corpse and is worried he is alive somewhere and would one day come back alive to fight for the throne. George is quite confident his Father Kind Sven will be with his ancestors before the years ends and is determined to .get powerful by hook or by crook. The first war breaks out and it is all masterminded by George who releases an ancient powerful dragon and more wars broke out after that until someone started killing their worshippers and destroying their cult meetings and cult locations from the shadows. The pair of heroes made their first appearance when the palace was in chaos and Danny/Pearce came back to set George straight. Amora saw Danny was alive and even more powerful than her present lover George, she used all means possible to latch onto his thigh and be his Queen. The previous Major in the army is now a prince and he must fight the battles of the dead prince, learn to practice and use magic, learn the hard way and fight so many frustrating battles with the strongest ever woman by his side!

In The Night We Come Alive

-This is a.....fucking hellhole-  was the one thought running through his head Gyun coughed as he tossed the dead bodies off of him, he climbed to the top of the pile of dead bodies, sticking his sword into the abdomen of a man who was still wheezing with life. He leaned heavily on the hilt of his sword as he panted harshly, he used his sleeve to wipe the blood out of his eyes. His clothes were shredded, and he was bleeding profusely from dozens of shallow cuts all over his body, his eyes were bloodshot from exertion. With his other hand, he crouched down, reaching under a dead body he pulled something out of the abdomen of another dead man beneath him. Holding it up to his face, it was a silver mask coated in blood with beautiful engravings decorated to look like a demon. Pressing it to his face, he held it in place by circulating the qi at a certain frequency to keep the mask attached to his face. Looking across the battlefield, stood his last remaining enemies picking his sword up he took a step forward. ------- ------- Author's Note, This will essentially be the same novel as We Die Young, but since I missed the submission date for the Webnovel 2023 Spirity awards by less than 2 weeks earlier, I will put this novel, which is the same as the other. Some minor details will be different. Wish me luck boys, (And girls, and everyone else) ;)

I Possessed The Strongest Character

Rylan Ashencroft, an overpowered side character in the novel "Resurrection Of The Demon God". A character that was so strong that he had to get killed by the author. And now I had transmigrated into this very same character. "Haha, it's possible to survive, right?"

Those stories perfect for bedtime.

I suppose I've blocked everything else to protect myself because that's all I can recall. After that one rainy day, I never had a nice day. a collection of poetry, short stories, etc.

The Apostles' Creed: The Beginning of What is to Come

Juda Kufu is an Angolan orphan growing up in the streets of Cape Town. As a means of survival, he lives a double life, as a brilliant student with an attitude problem and as a drug dealer among other criminal activities. He uses his mystic gifts to survive until he is once again facing death. This turn of event introduces him to a world hidden in plain sight. An Africa untouched by colonialism, rich in Advanced Sciences and technology or known as the Mysteries, sorcery, wealth and pride. Accompanied by a new friend, he travels to New Kemet also known as the First World to acquire his training as an Apostle, a faction of sage-warriors under a creed to protect a cosmic scroll. There, he learns of his Royal bloodline and his Apostle lineage.  He encounters African (Primordials)  and Greek deities upon his mission to delay an inevitable war, however, his mind is flooded with uncertainty as to the creed he has pledged to holds secrets unfaithful to its tenets. Follow Juda Kufu in his journey of Revelation, love, betrayal, deception and bloodshed as the fate of his world rests upon his shoulders.

The will

Marvel: Matrix

crow eyes

Unveiling Desires

"Unveiling Desires" is an intriguing tale that explores the journey of Zayah, a young woman who, against societal expectations, embraces her unique physical attributes and finds herself drawn into the world of adult entertainment in China. From her humble beginnings to the heights of stardom, Zayah's story delves into the complexities of personal identity, societal judgments, and the pursuit of one's true passions.

Together in another Universe

Teach Me How to Die

Ano ang gagawin mo kung isang gabi matagpuan mo na lang ang sarili mo na na-stranded sa paaralang pinapasukan dahil sa masungit na panahon kasama ang dalawang guro na gustong pumatay sa iyo? Makalabas ka pa kaya nang buhay? ************ Nang pahiyain ni Miya Antipasado ang dragon nilang Math teacher sa harap ng klase, ang buong akala niya ay tuluyan nang matatapos ang maliligayang araw nito. Nagkamali siya. Nang ipatawag si Miya sa Principal's Office, natuklasan niyang mas kinampihan pa ng kanilang prinsipal na si Mrs. Villarica si Ms. Velasco. Pinal na napagdesisyunan nito na tuluyan nang patalsikin si Miya sa Purvil High sa paniniwalang isa siyang masamang impluwensya sa mga estudyante na hindi dapat pamarisan. Pero agad na tumaas ang tensyon sa loob ng opisina nang traydurin si Miya ng kanyang matalik na kaibigan at ibunyag sa mga ito na palihim na kinuhanan ni Miya ng video ang ginawang pamamahiya kay Ms. Velasco, at patuloy pa rin niyang kinukuhanan ng video ang pag-uusap nila ngayon. Nalaman din ng mga ito na balak i-post ni Miya sa social media ang mga video para ipahiya sila at mapatalsik sa Purvil High. Kasunod ng pagdating ng malakas na bagyo, dumanak ang dugo sa loob ng Principal's Office, at sa nagdidilim na diwa ni Miya napagtanto niya na handang pumatay sina Mrs. Villarica at Ms. Velasco mapagtakpan lang ang pinakatatagong sikreto ng mga ito. Makalabas pa kaya nang buhay si Miya sa paaralang pinalalakad ng mga taong may maiitim na puso at naglalagablab na galit?

你过来我不打死你

这世上最憋屈的一件事，无非是一男一女躺在一张床上睡了一夜，什么屁事都没发生，结果却被两家父母逼着结婚。

boss ku menginginkan ku

kim yera perempuan dengan kepribadian yang baik dan anggun, bekerja di sebuah perkantoran yang dipimpin oleh ceo muda yang bernama Jung minseok, yang berkepribadian dingin dan keras kepala, mewarisi perusahaan dari ayahnya yang bernama Jung yuho yang sudah memasuki umur 57 tahun itu,dia tidak bekerja lagi karena memiliki penyakit jantung jadi dia harus beristirahat, dan anaknya yang Jung minseok yang harus menggantikan posisi ayahnya itu, hingga suatu hari bertemu dengan seorang wanita yang bekerja menjadi sekretaris di kantor ayahnya yaitu kim yera, saat itu Jung minseok berusia 26 tahun, dan yera berumur 24 tahun, Jung minseok tertarik dengan yera saat mereka berpapasan di depan ruang meeting, dan dari situlah kisahnya dimulai.

Fulfilled Duties (Tagalog)

Kahit panay ‘No results found’ ang napapala ni Byeongyun gamit ang kaniyang mga robot sa paghahanap niya sa nobya niyang misteryosong inilayo sa kaniya apat na taon na ang nakalilipas ay hindi pa rin siya nawawalan ng pag-asa. Kahit kasi iniwan na niya ang South Korea para manirahan sa Pilipinas upang magsimula muli ay hindi siya iniiwanan ng bangungot ng kaniyang nakaraan. Ngunit sa tulong ni Deborah ay marami ang mahahalungkat na sikreto at mga tanong na unti-unti ng mabibigyan ng sagot. Bukod sa may babalik upang manira ay maraming magbabalat-kayo para lamang makapaghiganti.

Verrückte Gottes Rettung

"If you can see me, well, I'm sorry to say kid, but you're done for." -- Christopher is a lonely smart college student, with a mother who doesn't seem to care for him and no hope for a happy future. Then he meets a dead woman, and his life is destined to change forever.

Gods From Worlds Apart (A DCEU and MCU Fanfiction)

He couldn't tell you what happend before even if he tried, all he knew is that he was a massive fan of fiction before, and now he is living it.

Mr And Mrs.Cold

She is a cold water which is frezzing cold, she isolate herself from people who want to be alone and don't bother about others, doesn't like to intract with people a total hatter of the world. A beautiful hooby to create music was gifted by God to her. Whenever sad or angry she composed a music,but doesn't let them be heard by anyone. But she was not a cold person back then ...... in her ..... high school years.Her beautiful aura was loved by everyone even him..... him he is an ice berg which unbreakable, a cold hearted beast who never forgive's or foreget's. His one stare is enough to tear that person into 100 pieces. Girls go crazy mad for him , and boys go to another level to make him as there friend both in his high school years and now in present too. But he didn't give a damn. He only saw one person secretly,crushing on her......Her.... her smile ,her talking style, her dressing sense,her hair, her smell, her everything made him sleepless, made him crazy over her, made him fall for her...... Deep....

Rise of the Shade Clan(Rewriting)

Reincarnated as a heir to a clan or dark type specialist and have to navigate the darker world of Pokémon what could possibly go wrong?

Pure BS

SOME ASSHOLE COPIED MY WORK SO I TOOK IT DOWN

ATTENTION

No Time For Goodbye

8:00 a.m., Monday. A day he will never forget, forever.

relation amicale

hanya sebuah kisah dengan 3 orang aneh didalam nya.

devotion

siapa yang tau jodoh kita

Back Again (B.A.)

What would you do if you find yourself dead and brought back to life with a new identity? What more, if you became a child, and that child your soul is inhabiting with is your niece? What would you do if you find yourself living your life as your sister's daughter and facing the one you like in the past as your father? *** Another rebirth story everyone! I hope you all like it! Places, names, and events are all fiction if they did resemble some of your life then it's just a coincidence. Happy reading everyone!

Bhoom bhoom

Yes...

重生我是一个神

信徒们说我是文明的指引者，人类的庇护者。他们崇拜我，视我为精神及灵魂的寄托，生命之所以存在的意义！ 而敌人？在敌人眼中，我是魔法之敌，不可捉摸的怪物，愚弄精神的恶魔。他们发了誓要摧毁我，消灭我。甚至将此当做他们的人生信条。 没错，他们说的都没错。我正是如此，这正是我。 我，即是这个世界唯一的神！

Is this Love Or Am I Dreaming

His smile kept me dazed for some minutes. I seemed to be floating in the air......till he popped the big question!

Cole and His Dog

Kicked out of his home at eighteen, Cole ends up at The Haven, a drop-in spot for homeless teens, run by Adam Franks. Unable to spend the nights there, he ends up sleeping rough, is attacked by a pair of punks -- and rescued by a Bullmastiff he names Bull.<br><br>Cole and Bull become inseparable. Cole also meets, and is attracted to, Ky, a friend of Adam's, who twice saves Cole from more attackers. After the second attack, things suddenly change in Cole's life when he finds out why someone seems to be after him.<br><br>Will Ky be able to convince Cole he's told him is the truth, while dealing with his own attraction to Cole? And can Ky and his friends keep Cole safe from a man who claims to be Cole's real father?

the book for me

雷霆梦想

自那场神秘的战争后，已经过了十六年。十六年后，末日的开始也即将到来。而在那场战争中被保护起来的六个婴儿现如今也成长了。他们能否成功的从末日中拯救这个世界？

Sang Pengelana Utara

Mill, Anak muda yang penuh ambisi. Ia hidup disebuah lingkungan dimana menganggap dirinya aneh dan tak mampu berbuat apapun. dengan tekad, dia berkeliling dunia untuk belajar banyak hal tentang dunia.

One Kiss and I'm in Love[Complete]

Prince Xian Le of Jilei always had an unrequited love for Prince Dongliu of Naiad but due to their difference in sexuality Xian Le never stepped forth and confessed his love for Dongliu. Due to unfavourable circumstances Xian Le and his elder brother Prince Ling Tian were ambushed on their return home. After running for a few hours they took shelter in a cave where they meet the lunatic of their empire unknowingly. Said lunatic holds his own secrets but takes the job offered to him by the Royal family. After months of being together, Xian Le confesses his feelings for Prince Dongliu to the lunatic and instead of pursuing Prince Dongliu the lunatic introduces Xian Le to the most handsome man in his generation who also has a dark secret. It took the handsome man one kiss to fall in love but the love comes with a consequence. Cover art by: the_nerd.artist Reviews and comments welcomed.

Life is Faction game

a world where factions fight for power in the galaxy

have to go on it

Wolf Dreamer

One night, you wake up and you are a wolf or is it just a dream? The next you start experiencing weird changes. What the heck is going on?

the room of solitude

be ready for a ride in a rollercoaster as things get pretty depressing when you are hit with life. a place where your best friend is solitude. going through life, facing all the challenges. follow me on Instagram @14catstars to see my drawings and artwork.

Coming-Soon-

Thorn And Throne

Ira Korzchent, grew up to be loved by all in the kingdom of Iskandria with only knowledge of embroidery, manners, and how to keep up with conversation in today's societies. She of all people never though of picking up a sword. The kingdom of Iskandria brutally lost everything to the kingdom of Zephyria, the only thing holding onto the memory of Iskandria is the people who were from that kingdom. The language, culture, everything now lies into the people who have survived that brutal massacre, including Ira. Ira, now resides in the kingdom of Zephyria, but she is suddenly given the opportunity to become a maid in the palace, a plan occurred in her mind. Kill the Royal Family, and bring justice to Iskandria. But, hear goals are stopped by an unexpected love interest, Crown Prince Kaius, the man apart of the family who destroyed Iskandria.