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My Non-existent System

Are you sick of normal system novels that are all fantasy and all that? Well, that's not what this novel is! 17 year old Hyun Ferrari is an ugly, fat, tall, pizza-loving nerd boy that reads manga and webnovels and watches anime. He's always wanted to be handsome so he could attract the ladies, but he never thought it was gonna happen since he's lazy and 50 pounds overweight. He has a lot of friends though, but he gets bullied a lot since none of his friends can fight, nor he can either, except his one girl friend Jugyeong Keum, who's in the Taekwondo team at school. But one day, out of nowhere, Hyun sees a screen pop up and it says {System Start}. He thought it was like those novels that have those screens pop up and tell you to do tasks for immediate rewards like "your punches are stronger", or "your ugly black eyes are now green like your father's." Though he thinks he's getting buffs and all that, in all actuality, he's hallucinating, he's having delusions, his brain is telling him to do what he's been telling himself to do for 4 years. Work out, gain self-esteem, ask out a girl, take care of your skin, and QUIT EATING PIZZA! But since he's been ignoring it, his slightly psychotic mind decided that it had to go to desperate measures to make it happen... WARNING! THIS BOOK IS LIKE 80% DIALOGUE IF YOU HATE THAT THEN SORRY XDDDDDDD!

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Chapter 25: {A Date To Remember Pt. 1}

Jugyeong and I want to go on a fun date. Our first date was pretty fun. But we want to go on another. No offense Sangah, I do wanna go to the zoo eventually, just not this month. Jugyeong told me she wants to go there after her tournament. She said that she wants to go to a low energy date after that.

{What are you gonna choose? She asked you to decide.}

"I dunno bro."

{You gotta do it!}

"Like what?"

{She wants something with a lot of energy right? Why not go to the beach?}

"I'm too fat and it's too cold."

{Ugh. Paintball?}

"Closest place to do that is 20 miles away."

{The park?}

"What would we do? Have a picnic?"

{I dunno what you want to do then man. The Gym?}

"That's not a date destination."

{Why? You scared she'll look at some guy's abs the whole time?}

"No, I'd just feel embarrassed."

{Cringe. Then I dunno man, mini golf?}

"Ew."

{YOU'RE SO INDECISIVE, BUT SO PICKY!}

"I wish she decided."

{Then ask her to!}

"But she asked me to pick."

{I dunno what to tell you. Ask her to take you to jail or something.}

"How about an escape room?"

{There you go. Just hope there isn't a tournament of champions.}

"You love to be a debby downer huh."

{That's my job ;)}

"I'll text her. Thankfully it's cheap."

{Aren't them things usually like 40000 won to play?}

"I have a year pass. They change the rooms every month. I bought it last year."

{That's what that memory was, how much was it?}

"Like 80000 Won."

{You spend your money on a lot of random stuff}

"When you're bored on a Wednesday and your friends can't hang, you need something to do. I've gone with Dowoon once."

{It's Tuesday though.}

"Blame the day off from school."

{Wait really?}

"Check my memories."

{I see it, student free day? Man your school's so weird.}

"Teachers got to prepare for suffering."

{Whatever just call Jugyeong. I'm sick of your cringy indecisiveness}

"Fine."

I put Jugyeong on speaker.

"Hey! What did ya choose for our date?"

"Wanna go to the escape room? I have a year pass. I forgot I had it in my wallet to be honest." I say to her.

"OOH! Maybe I can feel smart for once." she replies.

"I have some lunch packed for us."

"Oh! What is it?" Jugyeong sounded like a 4 year old that wanted food.

"I made calzones."

"THERE'S A LOT OF CHEESE RIGHT?"

"Yes. Now can you stop talking like a 5 year old? I feel dirty."

"I like it when you do~"

"Go to jail."

"B-but."

"Go to jail."

"No."

"Fine."

{Hey that's MY saying.}

"And you're in MY mind." I say to DPHM.

{That was out loud}

"Talking to that little version of you again in your mind?" Jugyeong said.

"Yeah..."

"It gets weird when you talk to it mid-conversation."

"Sorry about that."

"How about to make it up to me we uh, not do the escape room and do something else instead~"

"Like what?"

"Go, but don't do it~ if you know what I mean~" she said that so seductively that my arteries became hoses in an instant.

"What do you mean?"

"Oh come on you know~"

"What."

"S-"

My mind is not ready for that.

"S-"

Oh please no, I'm not emotionally ready.

"Snuggle."

"OH THANK GOD!"

"Did you think I was gonna say the other thing?~"

"Kind of and I was scared."

"Hahaha! I wanted to see how you'd react!"

"THAT WAS CRUEL!"

"It was cute though~"

"You owe me."

"A hickey?"

"How'd you get to that conclusion?"

"Oh come on! You gave me one last night! We need to match."

"I was gonna say you owe me more pictures of you."

"We still need to match."

"Fine. But send me some pics still."

"Oh I will~"

{Ew! Y'all are disgusting! Go to jail! Any direction! There's a jail at some point in ALL directions.}

"I don't care, it's not like we're doing anything dirty." I THINK this time NOT OUT LOUD.

{Y'all should get hitched, y'all are going down a dark path. At least get hitched so it's not a dark path.}

"Can't."

{There's like 40 kids in your school that are hitched}

"They're SENIORS though."

{What's the difference.}

"The law gives age restrictions."

{That's weird. Like I think 16 (17 ish in Korean years) year olds should be able to get hitched so that if they ruin their lives, it at least forces them to take responsibility}

"I'll see you in 15 minutes, gotta look good for my man ya know?." Jugyeong said while blowing a kiss.

"See you in a bit babe." I reply.

.

.

.

She gets to my house in about an hour.

"I kinda wanna do the escape room. Now that I think about it. But I'm still giving you that hickey." she says.

"Let's just get it over with, come in." I reply.

BRRRRRR!

"Let's eat first." I say.

"No." She kisses my neck, and she immediately grabs me and hangs on. She sucks my neck, making sure that it gets there.

"Hey! Your biting me!" I say to her.

"You're delicious!"

When she stops, she stays hanging on me, kisses me and leans me onto the couch.

"Sometimes I feel like I need more contact. Sometimes I feel like I'm not getting enough from you. I know it's not your fault. You just know how to make me addicted. That Latin tongue you have. I need more."

{Oh frick, she's got it bad right now. Is she in heat?}

I honestly don't know.

We passionately kiss. Tongue and all.

"Mmmm~" that sound she made, made the moment feel dirty.

"Okay let's eat." I say.

"Oh come on!"

"If we kept going who knows what could have happened."

"I need MORE PDA then."

"How much more."

"Enough to last a lifetime."

"Realistically."

"Every second we have together~"

"You know how to drive a man mad."

"You can handle it~"

"My blood vessels can't."

"Do I give you diabetes?"

"Type 3 diabetes. Fueled by love and being fat. New illness. The only cure is constant exposure to stimulation to get used to it."

"You're beyond stimulated."

"Says the girlfriend that made the noise."

"You have a point."

"Let's eat before this gets more awkward."

"Fine, but we're feeding each other."

{Heart Attack INCOMING! Jk ;). But no seriously, both of you go to jail.}

"What's in it?" Jugyeong asks (about the calzone).

"Cheese, marinara, more cheese, some sausage, and pepperonccinis."

"oooo. Feed me."

"Do you really-"

"Feed me."

"How pushy. Here."

The cheese pull was glorious. I had to get a bite too.

.

.

.

I lean in to take some, Jugyeong goes for the kiss.

"That's delicious, and I'm not only talking about the calzone.~"

We continue eating and teasing each other. Who the hell knew that what's essentially a pizza sandwich would be so romantic?

{Y'all are so touchy, it's disgusting}

"Shall we go to the escape room now? I've had my appetizer and my dessert, now for the main course~"

"Yeah, whenever you're ready babe."

"I'm ready, need to feel smart."

At the escape room. We got to choose between 4 choices for the month:

The Billiards Bar

The Backstage Theatre

The Cabin

And the final room is the Hospital.

"So two of these fit for the month huh." Jugyeong said.

"Yeah, cabin because January, and hospital because of flu season." I reply.

"I dunno, you pick."

"I dunno either, I haven't tried the Hospital or Billiards Bar yet I only came twice last January."

"Let's try the hospital~"

"Here's why we're so expensive, y'all are gonna change into a doctor and nurse costume. Y'all get to choose who's who." The old lady said.

"How risque is the lady nurse." Jugyeong replies.

"This place has kids come here, not at all."

"Awww, fine I'm taking doctor."

"Nurse is fine by me." I say.

We change, except one big problem...

I'm too big for my costume.

"You're supposed to change out of your clothes idiot. Just take your wallet."

"Well that's embarrassing."

This is the first time I've played a costume one. They only have one of those a month.

We get changed.

When Jugyeong comes out...

"Will you put me on bypass, because my chest is already compressing." I say out of nowhere.

{That was really corny Hyun}

"Hehehehehe. HAHAHAHAHA." Jugyeong started laughing. She likes corny stuff like this.

{Y'all are meant for each other.}

"Wait... y'all are together? Like together together? I thought y'all were cousins." the old lady owner said.

"Rude. We're dating." I reply.

"Are you cous-"

"NO!"

<TO BE CONTINUED>

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