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I woke up to Lavinia jumping on my stomach, "Taytay, Taytay! You finally did it!"

"Did what?" I groaned.

"Consummated your marriage, of course."

"I guess I did? That's no reason to try and collapse my sternum though, Lav. Please get off, or at least be gentler."

As much as I enjoyed my first girlfriend's thick ass bouncing on my chest, I still wasn't fully awake yet. The groan from beside me told me that Rias was in the same boat. Lavinia's infinite energy didn't seem to care about little things like 'tiredness' or 'waking up'.

If I wasn't in love with this girl, I might have thrown her out of bed. I was though, so I just groaned, wrapping my arms around her and pulling her down for some sleepy cuddles. Rias helped me placate the hyper ice princess by moving a bit and cuddling up to Lavinia's other side.

Lavinia squirmed between us, trying to escape our sinister snuggles. Her movement just made the half asleep Rias hug her tighter. Eventually, she accepted that she wouldn't be getting up until we did. She shrugged, and buried her face in Rias' cleavage.

Even if it hadn't been a Sunday, there was no way any of us were going to school. A night of lovemaking or 'consummation', as Lavinia would say, had drained Rias of her desire to leave the bed. I could have gotten up, but I wasn't dumb enough to turn down a three way cuddle pile.

With the three of us preoccupied, that left only Asia able to be productive in the apartment. After an hour, I sent her a mental message, politely asking her to start breakfast. I carefully disentangled myself from the pile, leaving behind a solid illusion of myself in my place.

I walked into the kitchen stretching my arms above my head. I was still naked, but I honestly couldn't bring myself to care. Asia turned to greet me, and got a full view of my nude body.

Asia squeaked, and turned around blushing, "Eep! G-Good morning, Taylor."

"Mornin' Asia," I yawned. "What's for breakfast?"

I may not have been able to cook by myself, but I could follow instructions and assist her. I walked up behind her and gave her a light kiss on the top of her head. Her butt brushed up against me lightly, and my sleep-addled mind noticed she was wearing a naked apron.

I blinked the sleep out of my mind. That was unexpected. A quick glance through her mind told me that Lavinia had put her up to this. That wasn't so unexpected. It also explained why she was so eager for us to get up.

"Poached eggs and fresh tomatoes over toast," Asia replied as I admired her lack of attire. Her pert ass bounced as she worked. Glorious sideboob peaked out from the sides of the apron.

"How can I help?"

"Oh, that's not necessary, Taylor. I don't mind cooking."

"I insist."

"Well… I guess you can start the toast. Try not to burn it too badly," Asia joked, giggling as she remembered my previous attempts at cooking.

"Ha Ha," I deadpanned. "I'll be careful."

We fell into a comfortable rhythm. Asia cooked, doing all of the actual work, and I watched her work while keeping an eye on the bread toasting. She hummed a tune as she poached eggs and diced tomatoes. I would never understand why cooking escaped me. I was just glad to be surrounded by good cooks.

Toga appeared from thin air, sitting in a chair at the island in the kitchen. Her trademarked grin stretched across her face, and she watched my naked form with lustful eyes. Instead of her normal sailor uniform, she wore an outfit that I hadn't seen her in before.

A thick choker/collar wrapped around her neck. A black tank top ended just below her breasts, exposing nearly all of her smooth, toned abdomen. Sheer stockings with dozens of holes covered her legs, showing off her pale skin. Ridiculously tiny cut off jean shorts let her ass cheeks hang out. They barely covered more than the high waisted thong that peaked out from above the shorts.

"Mornin' boss!" Toga chirped. "Have fun last night?"

"As a matter of fact, I did. It was a very enjoyable evening. Were you watching?" I asked, already knowing the answer. Toga's stalker powers were strong enough that I couldn't consistently detect her anymore.

"I was! Such vigor~ When are you gonna take me for a spin like that?"

"I don't know… Maybe I should make you wait until I think you've earned it."

"Aww, don't be like that, boss-kun. You know what they say about crazy chicks, don't cha?"

"To never stick your dick in it?" I deadpanned.

Toga let out a slightly deranged giggle, "And that they'll give you the best fuck of your life. You should join me on the wild side some time."

"Talk to Lavinia. She's basically in charge of my harem, and she can handle any applications."

"I already did~" Toga said in a sing-song voice.

I ignored the thirsty yandere's reply, and turned back to watching Asia cook. I'd deal with the fact that my girlfriend pimped me out to my stalker, even if she was part of my peerage, later. Right now, I forced myself to think that poached eggs were more interesting. I felt Toga's gaze rake up and down my nude body, and I consciously overlooked how her attention was making me semi-erect.

Asia finished up breakfast with a dash of olive oil. The eggs and toast were put together in an appetizing fashion, and the smell was mouthwatering. Asia washed her hands, and I telekinetically served Toga. She smiled and winked at me, then dug into her breakfast.

Asia joined me as I took breakfast to the still sleeping pair in the bedroom. Lavinia perked up, almost instantly awake at the smell of food. Rias' nose twitched like a chipmunk, and she opened bleary eyes to find the source of the scent.

Reaching out with my mind, I arranged them both so that they were propped up by a couple pillows. A psychic construct served as a surface for them to eat off of. I set a plate in front of Rias, but withheld Lavinia's for a moment.

"Lav, honey, have you been giving Toga 'ideas'?"

"Maybe? It depends what you mean by ideas," she said, acting like a child who got caught with her hand in the cookie jar.

"Ideas like how she deserves to 'take me for a spin'?"

"Oh yeah! That was me!" All the shame was gone from her voice, and she seemed proud that her harem plan was coming to fruition.

I sighed, setting her plate down, "I won't tell you to stop, mostly because I know it would be useless, but please try not to get me killed by a jealous yandere in the future."

"She won't kill you, silly. At most she would suck some blood, but, like, in a fun way!"

"Just… Just be a bit more careful about who you accept into the family please."

Lavinia gave me a big thumbs up with her cheeks puffed out with food. I joined the two of them on the bed, and Asia innocently sat next to me. She didn't seem to be taking the exposure of a naked apron into account with her sitting position. I could see the tantalizing curve of her hip, and the rosy pink of her areola that peeked out from beneath the apron.

Toga ghosted her way into the room after a while, coming to sit in my naked lap when I finished eating. Lavinia gave the vampire an encouraging thumbs up that she barely hid. Asia blushed at the way my bigger frame engulfed Toga's more petite one, and Rias ignored the byplay, focusing on sating her appetite. We had worked off a lot of calories last night, and she was starving.

"So, what's the plan for today?" Rias asked after she had finished eating.

"Hmm, I guess I'll go back to helping the exorcists look for the Excalibur fragments," I said. I knew that Kokabiel would be making his move soon, but I didn't know when, or what else had changed from canon.

"I could probably design a spell that would make the search much easier," I continued.

"Ooh, ooh! Spell design! I can help you, Taytay!" Lavinia said.

"Umm, I don't know how useful I would be, but I would also like to help," Asia offered.

"Sure, sounds fun. I'll have to invite Kiara to help calibrate the spell, but that's fine. I have something else to talk to her about anyway."

Rias nodded when I implied that I would approach Kiara about therapy sessions today, "Excellent idea. I'll coordinate the ground search with Sona and everyone else."