Thomas was at a temple asking the monks there if they could help with his trouble.
Monk:I don't know boy, you have the worst luck any of use had seen ever!
All of the monks were very surprised because no one, no matter how evil had as bad as luck as thomas!
Thomas:What! Are you saying I'm going to have bad luck forever!
Monks:No, but we can't help! Sorry.
Thomas:O bother!
These are not going to be very long at all. Sorry! This is just a side project.
Have a good day/night!