3 Chapter funny?

I was walking down the street when all of a sudden I was thrown onto a wall by a tall old women and this is what she said to me.

Old lady:Do you have my prostate?

That is what she said to me and I just looked at her and said..... What? She's just staring at me and then say this.

Old lady:Shut up fatty! And leaves! Who does that sort of thing!? Like come on!