Chapter 1 - Rick u Asshole!

Chapter 1 - Rick u Asshole!

"H-Hey Rick, why are we doing this again? … I mean Ash is your brother, A-And who even knows if this will work? Even you said yourself that he's smarter than you by like 2 folds!" Yelled Morty, He was freaking out, he didn't know what to do or say.

"Hey Morty, keep your fucking voice down! And I never said he was smarter than me."

"N-No I'm pretty sure you said."

–FlashBack–

Morty came into the garage where Rick was, he tiptoed behind Rick and before he could do anything he had some sort of red portal gun pointed at him.

"Oh it's just you, You're lucky I almost pulled the trigger!"

"Get that thing away from me!! … Anyways, what the heck is that?"

"That's not for you to know Morty, Just think of it as something that'll catch Ash. He's smart, smarter than me by at least two folds, but there's no way he'll think of this."

–End Of FlashBack–

"You know Morty, Sometimes you just need to keep your mouth shut, All you need to know is Ash is dangerous."

Rick looked at a watch on his wrist. (Looks like an apple watch.) The number went from 850 to 851.

"He just destroyed another universe, That's what I mean by dangerous."

"Rick, I have a question. Is Ash your real brother? He has Black hair, Orange eyes, and no offense he looks way better than u."

"Half brother, Same Mother, different father, Half brothers."

"... Uh o-ok-"

Morty's mouth was covered by Rick's hand so he was unable to talk.

"There he is, If you talk I'll kill you"

Ash looked around, there were billions and trillions of thoughts going through his mind at one time. Many and Many possibilities.

"Just as I suspected … Ha"

Rick popped out of nowhere with the red portal gun.

"So Ash you're finally here! You're here to wipe this universe out, I've been waiting for u."

"You've got it all wrong, I'm not the one who has been destroying the universes, But that's a story for another time, And that time isn't now."

Rick fired the portal gun and Ash got pulled in.

"That easy? I swear he was smarter than that, Guess I was wrong." Rick said as he took a sip out of his flask.

Rick looked down and his portal gun was gone, He turned around to see Ash. Ash disassembled the gun at a superhuman speed.

"Made out of titanium Cacophonys, a little bit of obsidian, and it's main product, Ennui. … Rick, Rick, Rick. As you get older you get stupider, I'm not as old as you but I know way more than you."

Rick put his hands up.

"Yeah guess I've lost my touch, But who cares all this science stuff is getting kinda boring anyways."

'Keep holding the trigger Morty.' Thought Rick. "NOW HOLD ONTO SOMETHING AND LET IT RIP MORTY!!"

Morty grabbed a hold of something and lets go of the trigger. A big red black hole shot out of it and started to suck everything up. Morty had a copy of the gun Ash had disassembled.

Trees were getting pulled out of the ground, roots, grass, and etc. But then Ash was finally pulled in, the last words he uttered were "RICK U ASSHOLE!!" And the portal closed.

Next thing Ash saw was him falling out of the sky at an extreme speed, he landed on the ground causing a very very small hole to be created and him to be knocked unconscious.

"Hey Mikasa, come quick! There's some person that looks around are age unconscious."

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