Ever wondered how shitty a plot could be?

Picked up a stone on the side of a road.

"Is this the legendary Palace of Divine Dragon Empress?!"

"Hmm? Brat, who are you?! How dare you awaken this Emperess!"

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Bought a normal average steel sword.

"Wait? Is this the Eternal Heavenly Sword?"

"Hmm? Are you my new master?"

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Went to a merchant, bought a ring with the cheapest price.

"...The Divine Spirit Ring!"

"..."

Overpowered Main-Character who controls undead and gets everything to him and had the thickest plot armour. Destruction. Evil MC. Not a goody-goody.

The Palm of a Tiny Hand
This is a space that couldn't be considered very big. The same walls, but what's different from the all the other areas is that in the air floated little orbs emitting a light green glow. Ling Chen tried grabbing one with his hand only to discover that these floating orbs don't have a physical body, but are rather more like glowing air, it's also these floating orbs that made the light in this place especially bright.
There are no signs of life here, there even doesn't seem to be any signs of any being having ever lived here. At first glance, this place appears to be a big hall, the hall is very spacious, only a small stone counter in the middle of the grounds. The stone counter is not even half a meter tall, when Ling Chen looked at the counter, a beam of light seemed to have reflected over for a moment.
This place is?
No fabulous treasure, no life forms, even not able to find any special existence, the only thing that can be seen is a spacious hall and the stone counter in the middle of the hall, this was completely different from what Ling Chen expected.
A place guarded by an ancient mythical beast, how can it just have these things!
Staying silent for a bit, he walked forward, heading for the stone counter in the center.
Clack…
His feet seemingly stepping on something, Ling Chen stopped his footsteps. Looking downwards, the ground underneath is uneven, where he stepped faintly appeared the shape of a sword hilt.
This is…
Ling Chen immediately crouched down, pushing aside the surrounding rocks. Immediately, a complete sword hilt appeared before his eyes. The sword hilt displays a black colour, on top it is faintly ingrained with extremely complex, blood coloured lines. The entire sword hilt is around 30 centimeters long, its thickness is far greater than a regular sword hilt, its appearance is pretty normal though. When Ling Chen stepped on it a large part of it was slumped in the ground which is why Ling Chen didn't notice it when he scanned the place earlier.
Could there be a sword hidden here?
Ling Chen's heartbeat immediately started to quicken… A sword that can be hidden here, even without thinking it's easy to know that this sword in not an ordinary sword. He extended his arm grabbing the hilt, casually lifting it… And then, his face froze.
Under his pull the sword actually didn't move at all, as if it was embedded in the ground.
Ling Chen slightly furrowed his brows. He adjusted his position, two hands grabbing the sword hilt, and then suddenly biting his teeth, using all of his strength pull upwards.
"Heeeee…"
Under the effort of his full strength, the black sword hilt finally lifted from the ground, but it only stayed in the air for a short two seconds. After only lifting it up for two seconds Ling Chen was no longer able to maintain his grip, the sword hilt once again falling onto the ground with a "Bam", and then causing the rigid ground to deeply sink down.
That feeling was not like lifting a small sword hilt, but instead like pulling a thousand tonne boulder.
"So heavy… how can anybody use such a heavy sword." Ling Chen wiped the sweat on his forehead. The instant the sword hilt lifted off the ground, he saw very clearly that this is not a sword, but just a sword hilt, without any blade. Its appearance may be bigger than a regular sword hilt, but it is still only 30 or so centimeters long, a couple centimeters thick, how can an item of this volume be heavy to such a degree, exactly what is it made of?
In addition, why is there just a sword hilt here. Since there's a sword hilt, there should be a sword blade… Could it be that this is a sword where the blade was broken off?
Ling Chen once again squatted down, composing himself and looking towards its stats.
[Shura Emperor Sword's Broken Piece 1]: 10 000 years ago, the world famous "Red Mystical Sword King" because of obsession descended into the way of the Shura, becoming the incarnation of a Shura, the Red Mystical Sword that he wielded after being bathed in the blood of countless life forms changed into the [Shura Emperor Sword]. After becoming a Shura, Red Mystical Sword King's nature disappeared, from then on his only reason for living was to slaughter, massacring the lives of countless beings, causing the world to fall into chaos. In the end bringing onto himself the punishment of the heavens, befalling the combined judgement of Saint Destroyer beast Void Dragon God and the three goddesses Fate, Order, Liberty, in the end dying under the hands of the 3 goddesses. The 3 goddesses wished to completely destroy the [Shura Emperor Sword] but were unable to, they thus broke it into 5 pieces, scattering them into 5 different directions, making them unable to come back together for eternity.
Ling Chen: "…"
Shura… Emperor… Sword…
This sword hilt is one of the pieces of the Shura Emperor Sword that the 3 goddesses broke?
Who Red Mystical Sword King is, he didn't know. The concept of a Shura, he also only had a vague idea, only knowing that Shura's represent arrogance, heartlessness, and bloodlust. But, the Red Mystical Sword King that changed into a Shura actually needed a Saint Destroyer beast and the 3 goddesses to act out judgement together…
What kind of power is that!!
Red Mystical Sword King must have already become a long ago legend… or maybe, 10000 years of time has already passed, maybe on Forgotten continent there doesn't even exist a person that remembers his name. But… Ling Chen placed his hand on the sword hilt… the sword used by Red Mystical Sword King, is also definitely undoubtedly powerful to an unimaginable degree!
Shura Emperor Sword, is very likely a heavenly item, maybe even a godly item… just its name is revealing a dominating pressure and overpowering sense.
"He!!"
Both hands exerting force, finally lifting it up again, and then quickly putting it his bag when it was completely in his hands.
This is one of the 5 broken pieces of the Shura Emperor Sword… If, by chance there is a day where I can collect all five pieces… will there be a chance to reforge the Shura Emperor Sword?
Strength that requires a Saint Destroyer beast and the 3 goddesses to face… This Shura Emperor Sword produced an irresistible attraction to Ling Chen. Even if he knows that this Shura Emperor Sword isn't a good sword, but instead a sword of absolute evil that is drenched in blood and sin.
Successfully putting the Shura Emperor Sword broken piece in his bag, Ling Chen continued walking forward. Before he clearly saw that there seemed to be something at the center of the stone counter. Its reflecting light also flashed at his eyes.
The sound of footsteps was particularly clear in this overly quiet space, Ling Chen walked in front of the stone counter and stopped his footsteps. This is a smooth stone counter, it should have existed here for a very long time, but strangely the stone counter doesn't have a speck of dust on it and is as bright as a mirror. Only in the center is placed a standing black ring.
This ring is…
Ling Chen did not rashly use his hands to touch it, instead bending his waist, examining it from a closer distance, only then discovering that this is not a standard ring. Tts size is about double of the metal bracelet he is wearing, one side is about 1 centimeter thick, and then from the thickest part it starts to become thinner on both sides, when it spreads to the opposite side of the thickest part, it's already become a thin, almost unseeable line. At first glance, it seems as though an opening has appeared.
Looking at it from the cross section, it's like a crescent moon at the beginning of the new moon cycle. A black new moon.
Ling Chen's looked at it from a different angle, looking at it from the side… This ring has a width of almost 2 centimeters, at the thickest position, there are three holes of the same size closely together, at the two sides, there are also a series of small holes evenly spreading across… Ling Chen counted the holes, from the thickest to thinnest place, the two sides are each distributed 6 holes, along with the 3 at the thickest area… There are a total of 15 holes.
Holes?
This made Ling Chen unable to help but think of Luna Chains. Luna Chains also have holes spread out on them, and this black crescent moon shaped ring can also be worn as a bracelet. Although Ling Chen was just randomly thinking about it. Of course he wouldn't think that this is a Luna Chain. The Village Chief said that the strongest Luna Chain that appeared on Forgotten continent had seven slots, which also means that seven is already the limit… No matter what the 15 holes of this black crescent moon can't have anything to do with Luna Chains.
But something that can be placed here is definitely not an ordinary item.
What exactly is this…
Focusing his eyes, Ling Chen lowered his head looking towards its stats:
????:????
The information that came from his head made Ling Chen a bit dazed. This black new moon is clearly in front of his eyes, yet he cannot see any attributes.
What's going on?
Could it be that it has an attribute to hide its information, only its owner can check it out?
At once, Ling Chen extended his hand, grabbing towards the black crescent moon shaped ring, his fingers, under a slow movement touched the side of the ring.
BUZZ~~~~
Right at the instant when Ling Chen touched the crescent moon ring, a mass of incredibly dark light suddenly released from the crescent moon ring, like night had suddenly descended, instantly covering all of the light in this space. Ling Chen's pupils immediately enlarged, the world abruptly changed, the world of light before turning into complete darkness in an instant. This is a darkness without any impurity, without any light, a terrifying darkness. Since he was just a child he had experienced so much darkness, countless days of complete darkness, but he never knew, that the colour black could actually be so deep, so thoroughly black.
What's going on??
What's happening!?
The black crescent moon that his fingers touched disappeared, following the senses of his right hand, making him feel like it floated up on its own, and then quickly passing through his hand, tightly binding onto his right hand wrist…
"Ding… Your Luna Chain 'Metal Bracelet' has been completely destroyed by an unknown force, completely disappeared."
"Ding. Your energy crystal 'Beginner Critical Crystal' has been destroyed completely destroyed by an unknown force, completely disappeared."
"Ding. Your energy crystal 'Beginner Strength Crystal' has been destroyed completely destroyed by an unknown force, completely disappeared."
Ling Chen: "!!!!"
What's going on? Who can tell me what is happening?
Ling Chen's left hand rapidly grabbed toward his right wrist, sure enough the metal bracelet that was socketed with 2 energy crystals had disappeared. On his right wrist, what he is currently wearing is another ring shaped item… Its shape, is clearly that crescent moon shaped black ring!
"Ah!!!!!!"
At the same time, a feeling of pain as if being cut by a thousand blades came from the depths of his consciousness, making his body abruptly freeze, his mouth letting out a scream of incredible pain…



Reil's Inn. It was the inn that the little girl suggested. Their business had been running for a hundred years now and they had an amazing histories of emperors and heavenlies staying the night there. However, as time passed by, many large competitors appeared one after another and their business went from being successful to almost at the brink of destruction. 

Jin Rou looked at the inside features of the inn and nodded. It had an ancient decorative aura that was comfortable to the feeling. Not just that, the pearls hanging around by the door and in the middle were beautiful enough to catch anyone's gaze. 

But the thing was no one except them were here. No customers playing by the looby or eating at the cafeteria. It was death silence as if this was a ghosted place. 

"Little Fifi has returned!" The little girl shouted as she hopped around, "And I brought some customers!" 

"Xiao Fi, where have you been? I was so worried about you!" A lady probably in her 20's appeared and examined the little girl, "Are you okay? Does any part of you hurt?" 

"Sister Lili, I'm okay. I just came out to help out find customers since we haven't had one since the last two weeks!" Xiao Fi smiled, "And don't worry about me. I am already a big girl. I can take care of myself. See this? I have brought three customers! Did I do good?" 

The little girl was expecting a praise as she asked. Her eyes were shining like brilliant diamonds in the sky. 

"Yes yes, you did good." Sister Lili rubbed Xiao Fi's head and smiled, "You have grown well. You will become better than Sister someday." 

"Hiyay!" The little girl was excited upon hearing the compliments. 

Sister Lili smiled wryly and looked at the three unfamiliar customers they had and said, "What type of room do you prefer?" 

"Do you have a room which consists of three bedrooms?" Lucas asked. 

"Yes. However, we only have the luxury rooms as of now because the regular rooms are unavailable." Sister Lili said. 

"It's okay. How much will it cost for a large luxury room?" Lucas smiled. He knew that there were underlying circumstances here so he didn't bother to make it difficult to the other party. 

"9,000 dao coins per night." Sister Lili answered. 

Then, Lucas immediately handed over a pouch and smiled, "This contained 10,000 dao coins. Keep the change." 

Sister Lili was frozen for a moment before grabbing the key to the room and said, "Room 40 on the left. Thank you for your patronage." 

Lucas accepted the keys proceeded to the stairs going second floor while the other two followed suit. 

Upon entering the room, Lucas was in amazement as he could see how extravagant and resourceful this room was. You could see many types of pearls and a lamp by each bedroom. 

Next, he sat on the bed to feel if it was comfortable. And to his satisfaction, it was. The beds were so soft that anyone would have a good night sleep when they sleep. 

"This room is great." Tiresh also gave her review and nodded, "Cleanliness is also up to par. 9,000 dao coins, it's definitely worth it." 

"Dao coins, is this the currency used here in Immortal?" Jin Rou asked in curiosity. 

"Yes, Young Master. It is the currency used and the only currency that is being used." Lucas opened the window curtains and said, "A mortal's minimum wage is about 300-500 dao coins per day, depending on the work they have. Even for us emperors, dao coins are important as it can also be used for cultivation." 

"So throwing 9,000 of that for us to stay here hurt your pocket?" Jin Rou smiled. 

"No, not at all. Compared to the help I'm going to receive, even if I were to spend a million of it for your expense, I will not mind." Lucas said, showing his determination. He might need dao coins for his further cultivation but compared to the blessing up ahead, his treasury wasn't that much. 

Jin Rou didn't comment on this and just closed his eyes. He wanted to search for clues regarding the place with the thickest chaos energy here and at the same time, he could take a physical rest. 

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Several hours passed, the sun was almost rising from the east. Jin Rou opened his eyes and saw the sun slowly showing itself from the distant horizon. 

"Hera's Domain." Jin Rou muttered these two words. In the last night of searching for certain clues, he luckily stumbled upon a fortunate information. 

Hera's Domain. It was a place here in the State Region which was rumored to have the thickest chaos energy aside from the Mountain of Isolation where the Darkglow Clan resided. 

But the problem was the domain was restricted by the clan for some unknown reasons. Nevertheless, Jin Rou was still going to pay that place a visit. It would be a waste not to try his luck there. 

"Good morning, Young Master. You have woken up early." Lucas said, "I have prepared a set of balanced breakfast for you downstairs so if you are in the mood, please try it." 

"Better. I'm feeling hungry anyway." Jin Rou hopped off the bed and said, "Let's go." 

Jin Rou and Lucas took their breakfast and a few minutes after, Tiresh woke up took hers too. 

After finishing their meal, Jin Rou looked at the Sister Lili who was standing by the front desk and asked, "Hello, do you perhaps know something about Hera's Domain?" 

"Hera's Domain?" Sister Lili was startled by this question, "It is quite a sensitive information you are asking, Esteemed Customer." 

"Don't worry, just tell me what you know. Or, do you have a price for your information?" Jin Rou asked. Although he didn't have money, Lucas had, so it wouldn't pose as a problem if it was an information with a price tag. 

"No need." Sister Lili shook her head, "The Hera's Domain is the most treasured places of the Darkglow Clan here in this State Region. After all, it has the thickest chaos energy that couldn't be found elsewhere except from their mountain."

Jin Rou, the youngest Celestial King, was being restricted to go outside by his father for some reasons. Thus, Jin Rou was fed up.

Tags:OPMC, Comedy, Cold-bloodedMC, NoRomanceYET, SuperHandsomeMC

And so, he made his 'Grand Plan' of running away.

Grace Mainland was now located in the old holy land of the Cloud Tribe. This mass of cloud sea was strange; it had so many ivory clusters of clouds rising from beneath and hovering like pieces of cotton by Grace Mainland.
It was extremely pure earth and heaven energy.
Grace Mainland was even stranger. This ancient continent came from Desolate Territory with abundant energy. After it had stopped here, the magnetic field of Grace Mainland expanded. It was quietly gathering earth and heaven energy around and guiding it to the continent.
It made the warriors on Grace Mainland crack in happiness.
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Endless Sea.
The warriors from other great star areas had come and dwelled on the islands scattered around the vast sea.
Ming Hao, Frederick, and Xuan He had chosen the islands belonging to the Dong Fang Family and the Gu Family. They had accommodated the retinue members cultivating the eight great, evil power Upanishads. Ming Hao, Frederick, and Xuan He had chosen a place for themselves to cultivate and aimed for the Territory Ancestor Realm.
The members of the Yang family and the Shi family dwelled and cultivated on the Immortal Island. They were spending a lot of effort to build and strengthen the place.
Black Water Sea Area, the Kyara Sea, Vault of Heaven Sea Area, Yuan Luo Sea Area, and the Tuta Sea hosted the other forces. Shi Yan had requested their leaders to strictly control their subordinates. Everybody was busy building new homes and gathering forces.
Many people couldn't adapt well when they first left Desolate Territory. However, as the situation had come to this, they didn't have a way back so they had to keep moving forward.
Many of them were experts with a great reputation in Desolate Territory. They all had profound realms and outstanding talents. As Grace Mainland had thick earth and heaven energy, they didn't hate cultivating here. Also, they knew that they had to count on Shi Yan from now on.
Deep inside the Endless Sea was where Emperor Sea Shark and his fellows stayed. On the seabed of the Endless Sea, Emperor Sea Shark taught the Sea Clan low-realm warriors. He had benefited the Sea Clan warriors in the Endless Sea a lot and many of them had advanced fast.
Deep under the sea, inside a brilliant crystal palace, Emperor Sea Shark's voice was like a dragon roaring that emitted through the sea water.
Many members of the Sea Clan had traveled a long distance to come to the crystal palace and study the power Upanishads with Emperor Sea Shark. They all looked earnest.
Also, this crowd of students also consisted of members from the Gu God Sect and even members of the Wu families. Moreover, most of them were experts. They got news and they came to learn the true meanings of power Upanishads with Emperor Sea Shark.
Emperor Sea Shark was at the Territory Ancestor Realm!
On this Grace Mainland, he had the highest realm and was one of the peerless existences. The warriors at the Immortal Realm hoped that they could learn something deeper about their power Upanishads from Emperor Sea Shark.
As Emperor Sea Shark was teaching them, he suddenly raised his brows. He released the Soul Consciousness to check the commotions around…
His eyes turned strange; he found that the energy pouring into Grace Mainland from the clouds was reducing greatly!
The earth and heaven energy in Cloud Mist Territory wasn't ordinary; it was really suitable for warriors from different clans to cultivate. This place especially had the thickest earth and heaven energy. After Grace Mainland had come, it had continuously absorbed energy and filled the creatures and plants on the continent. It helped the warriors condense the God power faster.
Emperor Sea Shark was very satisfied with this stop.
However, the earth and heaven energy pouring into Grace Mainland reduced greatly. Emperor Sea Shark was frightened as he knew things had gone wrong. "We're done for today. I have something to do." Emperor Sea Shark stood up and gave Hu Jiao and Shen Ren some notes and then left alone.
Shortly after, Emperor Sea Shark came to the cloud layer outside Grace Mainland.
Inside the sea of clouds, Shi Yan was frowning and watching Grace Mainland with a dark face.
Seeing Emperor Sea Shark, he nodded and said, "You got it too?"
"The earth and heaven energy in this area is reducing. It's not normal. I'm sure someone is troubling us." Emperor Sea Shark and Shi Yan hovered by Grace Mainland. Emperor Sea Shark watched the clouds underneath, "This cloud sea used to be the holy land of the Cloud Tribe. Logically, it should have the thickest earth and heaven energy. And it's true. But now, the energy is reducing rapidly. What happened?"
Shi Yan has just come to the clusters of cloud underneath Grace Mainland to check, but he hadn't found anything yet.
The clouds hindered the eyes and even the Soul Consciousness. The sea clouds were really vast. If something changed somewhere, it would be very difficult to spot.
While Emperor Sea Shark and Shi Yan were pondering, their faces darkened as they saw a group of warriors quietly approaching.
They were Fan De Lei, Fan Hui Nai, Dalsa, and Cilan. They had come here half a month ago when Montecie and Mei Ji were still here. As they came again at this moment, Shi Yan would never be convinced if they said that the reducing earth and heaven energy had nothing to do with them.
"Oh!"
Fan De Lei's face turned solemn. He looked at Emperor Sea Shark from a far distance, his eyes releasing bright divine light.
"Who is he?" Dalsa and Cilan noticed Fan De Lei's face. As soon as they saw Emperor Sea Shark, they felt their heart get stuck. It was the invisible pressure from a peerless expert.
"Emperor Sea Shark from the Sea of Annihilation's seabed!" Fan De Lei shouted.
"Oh, that's him!" Dalsa changed his visage and became worried. "Emperor Sea Shark is also at the Territory Ancestor Realm. Why is he with them? What's the relationship between them? Does he want to settle down on that life star?"
After Montecie and Mei Ji had left, Dalsa assumed that Cloud Mist Territory now had only one Territory Ancestor, which was Fan De Lei. They thought that they could manage everything with his power.
But with Emperor Sea Shark, there was another added variable.
They had a character that could resist Fan De Lei!
Cilan was surprised too. Her plan of forcing the others failed. She put on a smiling face and moved forward, "Distinguished guests, we were hurried the last time so we didn't explain something to you. We came to do that now. The holy land of our Cloud Tribe is really strange. The earth and heaven energy in this place is like a tide. When the tide rises, the energy is extremely rich. It has the thickest energy in the entire Cloud Mist Territory. However, when the tide ebbs, it will become an extreme area with the thinnest energy. It's not a good timing that you've come at a time when it ebbs."
"Is that so?" Shi Yan's voice was cold and stiff. He snorted, "I have to correct you. We're not guests. We are the owners here! We are the owner of this Cloud Mist Territory!"
Dalsa and the warriors of the Cloud Tribe turned harsh.
"Also, I don't care about the rising or ebbing tides. We won't leave this place!" Shi Yan sneered.
Cilan's smiling face froze embarrassedly…


Growing up parentless, Shi Yan, who was left with a large amount of inheritance money, bore a general disinterest in life.

The only times he felt alive was when adrenaline coursed thorough his veins. He quickly found that extreme sports, bungyjumping, cave diving & skydiving, gave him the biggest kicks. The bigger the adrenaline kick, the closer he was to death, the more alive he felt.

Waking up in a pile of dead bodies in an unknown land, after a diving adventure had ended disastrously, he quickly realizes the body he now possessed was not his own.

Follow Shi Yan as he explores this new world where danger lurks around every corner, and death is only a breath away; a world in which Shi Yan could not feel any more alive.

"Screw him! Who do they think they are?!" All of a sudden, Ning Xi threw a violent punch. If Lu Tingxiao hadn’t reacted fast enough, based on the strength of that punch, he would have ended up with a broken jaw.
"Girls shouldn’t say vulgar things." Lu Tingxiao frowned.
Although, she was also very cute when she was swearing.
Ning Xi was incredibly drunk, but she still had some awareness left. She felt that the person hugging her meant her no harm and was incredibly gentle, so she slowly let her guard down. She remained in his lap and no longer struggled in his embrace, only continuing to speak in her drunken stupor. "This old woman doesn’t think it’s worth doing… otherwise, otherwise based on this old woman’s face… I can find an even bigger… the biggest and thickest thigh to hug[1]… you all think you can suppress me… then I’ll go out and find… I’ll go now…"
Hearing this, Lu Tingxiao raised his eyebrows, then roughly took hold of her hands and placed them between his thighs. "The one with the thickest thighs in the capital is right here. Do you still want to go and look for one?"
Ning Xi randomly squeezed the muscles in his thigh and felt around before exclaiming loudly, "Not thick! Not thick at all!"
Lu Tingxiao: "…"
He was actually given the cold shoulder because his was not thick enough.
There was no way that any man would accept this.
What was worse was that her hand had touched a place that shouldn’t have been touched, and she had even patted him there. "Hm, what is this… so annoying… it poked me…"
Her tone was filled with disdain.
Lu Tingxiao’s expression turned ugly.
If he let her continue on like this, he might do something that would go against his morals.
The person who had been outside was already long gone, so Lu Tingxiao immediately opened the door and carried Ning Xi out.
They reached the underground parking.
The one who smugly opened the door for them was Lu Jingli.
"Why is it you?" Lu Tingxiao frowned.
"I went over to your place to find you, but both you and Little Treasure weren’t there, so I came over to look for you two! Brother, you really don’t know the bro code. When did you even buy this car? It’s even cooler than the one you gave me! I feel like I don’t know anything!" Lu Jingli looked like he had been wronged.
Lu Tingxiao ignored him and carried Ning Xi into the back seat.
Lu Jingli was sitting in the front, and turned his head to scrutinize Lu Tingxiao and Ning Xi’s disheveled clothing, his face that of a gossipmonger. "Where did you pick her up? Why did you take so long? Look at Little Treasure, he almost became the Amah Rock[2]!"
Little Treasure had pressed himself against the glass window as soon as he had seen Ning Xi.
Lu Tingxiao was originally worried that Ning Xi would be a rowdy drunk, but who knew that when Little Treasure approached her, she didn’t react in any extreme way, only looked at him and then hugged him like a comfortable pillow.
Lu Tingxiao was not the type to feed gossip, and he slowly took off his tie and jacket. "What happened today?"
At the mention of what he was best at — investigation — Lu Jingli immediately lit up. "According to my sources, everything went well. You even used Arthur, so of course Ning Xi successfully wowed the whole crowd, and the media responded positively towards her!"
"Who did she see tonight?" Lu Tingxiao asked another question.
Lu Jingli tried to remember. "Besides the cast and crew, there was Ning Yaohua, and there was…"
Lu Jingli glanced at his brother’s expression, and gulped before continuing. "Su Yan… my guess is that she got drunk like this because she saw her ex-boyfriend, who is now with her arch nemesis, Ning Xueluo, so she probably didn’t feel good…"
Although Lu Jingli had deliberately taken care to speak carefully, Lu Tingxiao’s face still darkened in a flash.
He was really terrifying.
[1] ‘To hug a big / thick thigh’ is to curry favor with someone, usually a person with more power or status.
[2] Amah Rock is a natural rock formation in Hong Kong — the Chinese name 望夫石 means ‘keeping watch for her husband’.


After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey.
However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. 
One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.

Chapter 39: 'Di naman makapal
"L*che siya! Ano bang akal niya sa sarili niya?!" bigla na lang sumuntok si Ning Xi. Kung 'di nakailag si Lu Tingxiao, mula sa lakas ng suntok na 'yun, siguradong magkakabali ang panga niya.
"'Di dapat nagmumura ang mga babae," may kunot sa noo ni Lu Tingxiao.
Pero sa totoo lang, ang cute niya habang nagmumura.
Lasing na lasing si Ning Xi pero may natitira pa siyang gising na diwa. Ramdam niyang walang masamang hangarin ang nakayakap sa kanya at napakarahan pa nga nito, kaya unti-unti rin siyang huminahon. Nanatili na lang siyang nakakalong dito pero 'di na nagpupumiglas, patuloy lang dumadaldal dala ng kalasingan. "This old woman, iniisip niya na 'di na worth it… otherwise, otherwise base sa mukha ng matandang 'to… I can find an even bigger… the biggest and thickest thigh to hug[1]… Akala niyong lahat mahahadlangan niyo 'ko… aalis ako at maghahanap ng… I'll go now…"
Pagkarinig nito, napataas ang kilay ni Lu Tingxiao at kinuha ang mga kamay ni Ning Xi na inipit sa pagitan ng mga hita niya. "The one with the thickest thighs in the capital is right here. Gusto mo pa ba talagang maghanap sa malayo?"
Walang pakundangang pinisil ni Ning Xi ang muscles sa hita ni Lu Tingxiao at kinapa pa ang paligid bago malakas na sinabing, "Not thick! 'Di naman makapal eh!"
Lu Tingxiao: "…"
'Di siya pinagtuunan ng pansin dahil 'di sapat ang laki ng hita niya?
Walang lalaking matatanggap ang ganito.
Ang masama pa, may nahawakan ang kamay niya na hindi dapat mahawakan, tinapik niya pa. "Hm, ano 'to… nakakainis naman…nakakatusok sa'kin ah…"
Puno ng pagkainis ang tono niya.
Pumangit ang ekspresyon ni Lu Tingxiao.
Kapag pinagpatuloy ni Ning Xi ito, baka may gawin si Lu Tingxiao na taliwas sa pinaninindigan niyang moral.
Matagal nang wala ang tao sa labas kaya mabilis na binuksan ni Lu Tingxiao ang pinto at binuhat palabas si Ning Xi.
Nakarating na sila sa underground parking
Ang mayabang na nagbukas ng pinto ay si Lu Jingli.
"Bakit ikaw?" nagusot ang mukha ni Lu Tingxiao.
"Pumunta kasi ako sa inyo pero pareho kayong wala dun ni Little Treasure kaya hinanap ko kayong dalaawa! Kuya naman 'di mo talaga alam 'yung bro code. Kailan mo pa binili 'tong sasakyan? It's even cooler than the one you gave me! Pakiramdam ko wala na akong alam!" sa mukha ni Lu Jingli ay mukha siyang niloko.
'Di siya pinansin ni Lu Tingxiao at dinala na lang si Ning Xi sa back seat.
Sa harap nakaupo si Lu Jingli at lumingon sa likod para kilatisin si Lu Tingxiao at ang magulong damit ni Ning Xi, makikita sa mukha niya ang isang chismoso. "Sa'n mo siya sinundo? Bakit ang tagal niyo? Tignan mo si Little Treasure, muntik nang maging bato parang Amah Rock [2]!"
Sumilip na sa bintana si Little Treasure mula nang makita niya si Ning Xi.
Nag-alala si Lu Tingxiao na baka magligalig si Ning Xi habang lasing pero 'di niya akalain na nung lapitan ito ni Little Treasure, wala siyang ginawang kaguluhan, tinignan lang niya ang bata at niyakap na parang malambot na unan.
'Di si Lu Tingxiao yung tipong nagpapalaki ng chismis, inalis niya ang kurbata at jacket niya. "Anong nangyari ngayong araw?"
Sa pagbanggit ng expertise niya – investigation – sumigla bigla si Lu Jingli. "According to my sources, maayos naman ang lahat. Ginamit mo pa si Arthur, so of course Ning Xi successfully wowed the whole crowd, at gusto siya ng media!"
"Sinong nakita niya ngayong gabi?" Nagtanong ulit si Lu Tingxiao.
Pilit inalala ni Lu Jingli. "Bukod sa cast and crew, andun si Ning Yaohua, saka si…"
Tinignan ni Lu Jingli ang mukha ng kapatid niya at napalunok bago itinuloy ang sinasabi. "Su Yan… hula ko kaya siya nalasing nang ganyan ay dahil andun ang ex-boyfriend niya na boyfriend ngayon ng karibal niya sa buhay na si Ning Xueluo, kaya malamang masama ang loob niya…"
Kahit naging maingat na si Lu Jingli sa pagkukwento, nandilim pa rin sa isang iglap ang mukha ni Lu Tingxiao.
Talagang nakakatakot siya.
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[1] Ang ibig sabihin ng 'to hug a big/thick thigh' ay sumipsip o pumapel sa isang tao lalo na sa may kapangyarihan.
[2] Ang Amah Rock ay isang natural rock formation sa Hong Kong – ang ibig sabihin ng Chinese name nitong 望夫石 ay 'binabantayan ang asawa'.


SYNOPSIS

“Honey, gusto ko talaga ‘yung script sa drama…Kaya lang medyo mas maraming sex scenes ngayon. Pwede ko pa bang tanggapin?”
Kalmadong sumagot si Lu Tingxiao, “Sige lang.”
Nang gabing ‘yun, bumangon si Ning Xi mula sa kama nang nanginginig ang mga binti at nakakapit sa mga rail.
Tinanong siya ulit ni Lu Tingxiao, “Gusto mo pa bang kunin ‘yung project?”


Hina runs back to me and stands next to me, three new beautiful young ladies come out. The portal closes and they bow their heads and kneel. I walk to them pat their head one by one and I say "hello Ayane, Honoka, and Himari, how you guys been?" Ayane starts blushing and replies "I-I've been doing good i-idiot!" Honoka replies "I've been doing good as well master." Himari gets up and runs towards me and hugs me. Himari says "I've been waiting so long for this moment master Fuji. I've been worried you might not come back to us." I laugh and hold Himari and look up to see Ayane and Honoka still kneeling. I say "Ayane and Honoka raise your head and stand up. I've got to see something about you guys. Also, Himari who do you think I am?!? I Fuji the demon lord will never leave his servant alone for too long no matter what." Himari lets me go and says "s-sorry" I laugh and pat her head and reply "it's ok I didn't mean to yell at you. I should be the one saying sorry Himari, so I am sorry Himari I didn't mean to yell at you please forgive me." She replies in a happy and cute voice "I forgive you, master Fuji." She runs back to me and hugs me. 

I snap my fingers, look at Ayane and I remember her name is Ayane Hirota. She is 16 years old, cup size is an F. She is the second servant that I've got so far. She has brown hair and has her hair in a ponytail. I found Ayane in a cemetery on a rainy night. She was surrounded by a group of demons, but they were low-class/weak ones. The most they can do to you is give you a bruise or in rare cases a cut. Well to my surprise she wasn't even hurt at all, so I took her away from the low-class group of demons. They started to attack me, so I simply wave my hand, and they all flew away. Ayane is the best one that could make friends with demons out of the seven of them. She is like a queen to them for some reason, well for the low-class/weak ones. Unlike the high/strong demons they know who's boss and not to mess with me. Well I mean some dumb ones try to compete with me, but I don't waste my time with them. Back to Ayane, she also is the one that has a garden out of the seven of my servants. Ayane thighs are amazingly thick, they're the second thickest ones out of the seven of them. 

Now I look at Honoka, I remembered her name is Honoka Umeda. She is 16 years old, cup size is an F, she's the fourth servant I've gotten so far. She has purple hair, they're in a wild 'n sexy hairstyle. I found her in a burning house, she was trap inside, and for some reason no one did anything. All they did was scream and yelled help which made things worst. Since I was in a good mood I went inside the burning house, stop the fire, and saved her. She wasn't even hurt or burnt for some reason, so I decided to keep her and make her a servant of mine. After I made her my servant I found out she is magic resistance, so when there's trouble with magic she is always there. Her thighs are sadly the seventh thickest out of the seven of them, but they're still pretty thick. 

Finally, I look at Himari and remembered her name is Himari Yamaka. Her cup size is a G, her thighs are incredibly thick. They're the third thickest out of the seven of them. She has her hair in two buns from the side of her head. Her hair is black, I found her deep within the woods. She was jumping and running around chasing after something. The something that she was chasing after was a black kitten. It ran past me and Himari saw me and stop and analyzed me. She walked around me sniffing me. She finally stops and turns around and transforms into a black panther and runs after the black kitten. I was surprised by how she did it and followed her.  I help her find and get the black kitten after that, I ask if she wanted to become a servant of mine. Her answered was yes but she said I had to protect her and her black kitten. Well, now the black kitten is a huge, muscular, fast black panther. Himari is the fifth servant that I've ever gotten so far. Himari is the best one to get along with animals out of the seven of them. Also, she can communicate with animals too. 

I snap my finger once again and time resumes, Himari hugs me and rubs her head on my chest. Himari looks up and smiles and jumps up and something covers my face. The something that's on my face is round, warm, and soft. I hear Ayane, Honoka, and Hina scream "HIMARI!!!!" Ayane and Hina say "get off of FUJI!!!!" Honoka says "get off of MASTER!!" I grab Himari and pull her off me. I look at her and she has her Neko form on. She has cat ears and a cat's tail, she turns around to Hina, Honoka, and Ayane. She bends down and put her hand on the ground. She bends her legs and jumps at them. When she jumped at them, she froze in mid-air. Ayane low-class/weak demons came out and surrounded her. Hina transformed into her attack mode, Honoka stood there with her kunai. 

I say "calm down my servant!" Ayane minions disappear, Honoka put away her kunai, and Hina transformed back. They all look at me and Ayane and Hina say "WOW! That's Fuji for you look what he did to Himari." While Honoka says "WOW! That's Fuji for you look what he did to Himari." I was pointing at Himari, so that's why she was frozen in mid-air. I stop pointing at her and walk to her. She unfreezes and falls. Before she hits the ground I catch her, she looks up at me with sparkling eyes and says "master Fuji." She starts blushing and put her paw on her cheeks and move around. I pull her tail and she says "EEEEK!!!!! MASTER FUJI!!?!??!" She moans "s-s-stop t-t-tugging m-my t-t-tail." She squirms trying to get free from my grasp. 

I laugh and look up to see Ayane, Hina, and Honoka blushing, so I let go of Himari. She stops moaning, she has water in her eyes, and says "why? Why? Why?! Master Fuji!?!!" I laugh and pat her head and say "I'm sorry Himari, but you had to get taught a lesson please forgive me." Himari cat ears and tail disappeared. 

I look at Hina and remember that Hina has transformations. She has an attack for combat and magic, defense for combat, and magic. She has a demon form as well which I made for her. I made her drink my blood and that's how she has a demon form.

I say "alright see you guys after school, Hina and I got to get going." Honoka, Himari, and Ayane say "W-what about us?!? Why can't we come too? Please?!??" They all get on their knees and have sparkles in their eyes looking at me. I reply to them "no you girls can't come yet, after when you're done with school then you can come. Also, Hina doesn't need this because she already knows pretty much all of this stuff from school. Sorry girls." They start to have water in their eyes and they start crying. So I say "fine fine come along then, but we're going to have to get Akio, Chihiro, and Mio then because it won't be fair for them if we all leave without them." They stop crying and shout "Yay!!!! Let's go find them then!!!!!"

I point to the right and make my arm go in a circular motion. A purple, red, and an orangish brownish portal opens up. Mio steps out of the purple one. Akio steps out of the orangish brownish one. Finally, Chihiro steps out of the red one. They all ran at me and tackle me down, they rub their heads on my chest and smile. I say "alright alright come on ladies get off of me we got to get be somewhere soon." They got off of me and I got up and open a black portal. I say "ladies first" They all walk in, I walk behind them and the portal closes after I walk in.  

A Demon Lord [Fuji] is reborn as a human child and learns more about mankind. He has forgotten some things about him being the demon lord, but with one place at something he can remember a whole lot of things by just one look. Fuji has seven loyal servants when he was the Demon Lord, they're still loyal to him and also know who he uses to be. 

Fuji is in Highschool with seven loyal servants, the high school is for young men and ladies to help them use magic or work on their combat skills. They're to be trained properly for war or to protect the weak.

Mankind and the Demon/Monster kind began another war with each other. What will Fuji do? Will he help mankind? Will he help the demon/monster kind? Or does he have something else in mind?

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Also, if you're reading this and is good with English like in grammar, spelling, etc and you see that I did something wrong please let me know. 

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I will try to make one chapter each week, so this will be a weekly update novel chapter book. I will try to find a book cover for this book, but the cover won't be my own it is going to be someone else and I will give them credits if I know if it is theirs. I will make it slow in the beginning because I'm introducing everyone that you will need to know. Later on, it won't take as long as this to introduce someone and there will be some action and romance.

The first daylight shines on the damp vegetation and the remains of the feast from the night before. Juk wants to find who has been following them, to cover more terrain in less time, and splits up the troops with his 2 lieutenants. Cull rushes through the thickest underbrush insight with his troops trailing behind. Bass skeptical of their separation questions whether Juk is fit to lead. Juk having said nothing more than to place the markers and report anything unusual. Just taking his lead scouterthey  return over the cliff, continuing his search for his mysterious figure

Alien pioneers come into contact with a race of primitive people while escaping from their homeworld. In an unknown world of magic and science, the now enslaved Obsidians seek greater power to free themselves from their captors. 

Alien brothers crash land on Earth escaping their torn homeworld. Are taken in by a high school teacher, the bond forged between the two will be tested beyond anything imaginable. 

Imperium is set in a distant galaxy colonized by people known as Impurians. On the Primal Continent where ungodly beasts roam. Invaded by space pioneers with no intentions to live peacefully the natural order is put off kilt. The Currants take hold of the Impurians, enslaving them for years on their own world. As the days of oppression pass, the chance for change comes to one woman Dimas. Far beyond the colony, she meets the Specter Imperium who gives her his abilities to do what she wants most… Destroying the system that tormented her and her people, a new way of life emerges. One that will change the planet Imperium forever.  

The story brings forth the life of love and understanding with no self-ties. Confronted by beings with the opposite intentions. Murder, enslavement, and oppression uproot a virgin world from their way of life. Powerful deities, vicious beasts, and a power struggle to understand their purpose in life (the brothers) bring about about a new society. Imperium tells the tale of a fragmented society brought forth out of reformation and scattering its essence far and beyond.

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The disease yeech had left Gwenika alone during the last week of the journey, but the day after their arrival, the yeech attacked with renewed vehemence. Gwenika broke out into a rash and a fever. While the other Initiates left to explore the tribehold, Dindi stayed by her side all day, patting her head with a damp cloth and brewing her tea. Gwenika’s grandmother had fortunately packed the leaves in the travel basket.

“I don’t know why Gwena hates me so much.”

“Shhh,” said Dindi, dabbing Gwenika’s tear-stained and rash-red cheeks with a cloth. “Just rest as much as you’re able.”

Thinking of Gwena reminded Dindi of the corncob doll. The thing was definitely a menace. Just touching it appeared to set off the magic Visions. But what could she do to protect herself from the doll? She couldn’t just throw it away...
“They’re coming for me again,” Gwenika whispered. “The yeech.”

The ugly Yellow fae rode rats that scampered in the thatch of the lodge roof. A line of them crawled furtively down a wooden post, toward the girls. Unlike most fae, they didn’t want to be seen. If she looked directly, she saw nothing but the thatch and the post, but if she cocked her head, she could see the flicker of light out of the corner of her eye. As before, the yeech were following a trail of yellow light.

“It looks like something is leading them to you,” said Dindi.

Gwenika bit her lip and Dindi could tell that the same thought had already occurred to her. Then she did a double take.

“You can see them too?”

“Just a little—like a flickering candle. Do you want more of your grandmother’s brew?”

Dindi pored some more from the clay jar in the hearth into a bowl, but Gwenika pushed it away.

“No, it’s too bitter.” Suddenly, Gwenika sat up. She grabbed Dindi’s wrist. “What if I’ve been wrong all along? What if it wasn’t my sister? What if it was my grandmother?”

“Why would your grandmother hex you?”

“She and my m other were always arguing. She thought that my mother shouldn’t push both of us to be Tavaedies. One Tavaedi in the family was enough. What if she didn’t want to kill me, only to keep me from becoming a Tavaedi?”

Dindi considered. “Maybe we could follow the yellow rope of light to see where it leads.”

“Yes!” Gwenika chewed her lip. “Unless it leads to a horrible troll as tall as a tree who eats us.”

“If a troll eats a sick person, does it make the troll sick?”

“I’d rather not find out.”

The snakes of yellow light bit into golden aura around Gwenika’s body. Her aura, Dindi thought, recalling what she had seen in the Vision. They followed the thickest strand of light up the post and across the room. Gwenika could see it much more clearly than Dindi, who saw only a flicker. They had to climb into the rafters of the lodge.

“Are you sure you can do this?” Dindi asked.

“It will probably kill me,” said Gwenika. “There’s still time to talk me out of it.”

They followed the shimmery trail of light all the way down the lodge, creeping from beam to beam in the framework. The golden rope led down again and then back across the floor to the other side, then climbed once more into the rafters, then across the room…

“The fiend is clever,” huffed Gwenika. “She’s hiding her handiwork and leading us in circles!”

“Gwenika!” Dindi stopped in her tracks so abruptly the other girl bumped into her from behind. “Don’t you see what’s going on here? The strands of light are coming from you. That’s why we’re climbing in circles. Your aura is shining so brightly it’s attracting the yeech. You hexed yourself!”

She gently reached to massage Gwenika’s shoulders and neck, the area where the cords of light seemed thickest. The aura flexed and twisted under her touch. Now Dindi saw that there were several other colors embedded in the aura, just slivers, outshone by the gold, but still there. Gentle movements of her hands over Gwenika’s back strengthened the other colors. The yellow strings fell away.

The yeech howled in frustration. Without the path of light, they weren’t able to proceed any further. Hissing and growling, they skittered away.

Gwenika batted her hands away. “Leave me alone! If you don’t believe how sick I am, you could have just said so. You didn’t have to pretend to believe me and then say it was all my fault. You sound just like my mother!”

“Maybe your mother is right. You have to figure out what you’re doing to yourself and stop it. I know how terrible I would feel if anything made me miss my chance to be a Tavaedi. I wouldn’t want that to happen to you either.”
“I hope I’m not chosen. All my life, it’s all I’ve heard, you have to be a Tavaedi, you have to be a Tavaedi, and I’m sick of it!”

Gwenika clapped her hand over her own mouth. “Oh!”


A DESPERATE GIRL...

Dindi can't do anything right, maybe because she spends more time dancing with pixies than doing her chores. Her clan hopes to marry her off and settle her down, but she dreams of becoming a Tavaedi, one of the powerful warrior-dancers whose secret magics are revealed only to those who pass a mysterious Test during the Initiation ceremony. The problem? No-one in Dindi's clan has ever passed the Test.

AN EXILED WARRIOR...

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