Desainer kepala SI Corporation yang terkenal, Xiao Yu, masih muda, menjanjikan, dan penuh dengan bakat. Tetapi siapa yang mengira bahwa surga akan cemburu dengan kejeniusan kepahlawanan ini ?! Setelah bangun dari kecelakaan mobil, dia tiba-tiba terlahir kembali sebagai hamster!

Zhang Yun is a gaming hamster. For a special mission in the Lost Kingdom, he has been a hamster for ten years. To his surprise one day, the game suddenly announces that the server will be permanently going offline just as he's about to complete the mission…

However, at the moment the game goes permanently offline, he actually brings the game system to an alternate world. He also brings along everything in his inventory, including his hundred million summoning scrolls.

Uh?

For a ten-year hamster to become rich overnight, what worries does he have at conquering the alternate world?

Ah, I'm sorry. You're mistaken. I don't want to fight. I just want to be a silent hamster…

Zhang Yun has a habit of hoarding stuff in games. For the sake of a special quest in the game 'Lost Kingdom', he's been hoarding all kinds of items for ten years straight. Just as he's on the verge of completing that quest, suddenly there comes an announcement that the server will be taken offline.
And then, at the moment of shutdown, he's transported into the game world, along with everything in his inventory... including one hundred million summoning scrolls.
Huh?
Ten years hoarding all this loot... every challenge rendered moot?
Ah, but please, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not looking for any trouble--just a quiet little hoarder, nothing more...

An unlikely team, Snake and Hamster, put their heads together to escape the pet store on the only day of the year there is no staff; Christmas.

A one-shot for a writing prompt - target length 1k words.

After hearing Song Shuhang's words, the demonic hamster said happily, "Really?"
"?" Song Shuhang was confused.
He clearly rejected the challenge of the demonic hamster. As such, why did the hamster suddenly become so happy? Was there some kind of misunderstanding between the two?
"If that's the case, it's truly great," the demonic hamster said, delighted. Then, it stretched out its hand, and a dome-like formation covered both the hamster and Song Shuhang.
This was the same [Battle Arena Dimension] where it had dragged Song Shuhang the last time. It was a one-time use independent space.
"Crap!" Song Shuhang cursed. Could this demonic hamster even understand human language?! He clearly rejected the challenge!
"Now, let us battle," the demonic hamster said.
"Who the hell wants to battle with you?! I refuse! I want to reject your challenge!" Song Shuhang said angrily. At the same time, he turned his head in Senior White's direction, and shouted, "Senior White, Seniors, help me!"
The previous time he was dragged inside the [Battle Arena Dimension], it was Venerable White who sent Meteor Sword there and carried him out.
"It's useless. No one can hear you. This time around, my master revised and upgraded the [Battle Arena Dimension]. Aside from you, no one can feel the presence of this arena. Actually, since I came over, your friends lost the ability to see us," the demonic hamster said smugly.
When it came to the main world this time, the hamster activated a formation that its master had given to it. With the protection of this formation, unless one was a Ninth Stage Tribulation Transcender, they could forget about seeing this small hamster.
In the eyes of the fellow daoists of the Nine Provinces Number One Group, Song Shuhang—who was originally standing on the summit of the forbidden city—suddenly disappeared, even faster than someone that had teleported away.
Clearly delighted, the demonic hamster continued, "In addition, it doesn't matter if you agree to the duel or not—the outcome will be the same. Even if you reject the challenge, you'll be dragged into the battle arena once I activate it, and the duel will begin... unless your plan is just to stand there and allow me to give you a good thrashing."
After saying this much, the demonic hamster swung its white robe backward, and took out its toothpick-sized long sword, its expression serious.
"Although I already introduced this sword once, I'll introduce it again. The name of this sword is 'Corpse Cutter', and it is a rare treasure of the Fourth Stage rank. It's 6.47 centimeters long, and weighs 0.5 grams. Although somewhat small, it's an unusually sharp weapon that can easily cut through the true yuan protecting the bodies of cultivators of the Fourth Stage."
"..." Song Shuhang.
"Song Shuhang, let's duel now! Take out your treasured saber. Even if you use that defense of the Fifth Stage like the last time, I don't mind. This time, my Otherworldly Flying Demon technique will surely cut your turtle-like defense to pieces!" the demonic hamster said proudly.
"I don't have any of those talismans left," Song Shuhang said.
"That's truly regrettable... and here I was thinking of testing my sword technique on that defense of the Fifth Stage." The demonic hamster raised its toothpick-sized sword, and made a stabbing motion. "Come! Since you don't have any of those damnable talismans, let's have a proper contest."
Song Shuhang had a bitter expression on his face. From the looks of it, there was no way of avoiding this battle.
"No need to be this pessimistic. If you can defeat me... umh, incorrect, you have no chance of defeating me. In that case, regardless of victory or defeat, as long as you accompany me for a duel, I'll give you a gift," the demonic hamster said.
"But I'm not interested in this gift of yours," Song Shuhang said.
"In that case, let's cut the crap and start the duel, alright?" The demonic hamster didn't speak further, and raised the sword in its hand, dashing toward Song Shuhang with some exquisite footwork.
The hamster then stabbed toward Shuhang.
The sword wasn't that fast, but it was continuously changing direction. The sword tip would unpredictably change position each time, apparently aiming at Song Shuhang's weak spots.
Song Shuhang used the ❮Virtuous Man's Ten Thousand Mile Walk❯ footwork to move a few steps, but the sharp sword of the demonic hamster also changed direction, making Song Shuhang feel an impending danger.
"Otherworldly Flying Demon (revised version)! Now die!" The demonic hamster introduced the name of its own technique.
This sword attack was very powerful, and Song Shuhang felt that he had no chance of evading it. He felt as if his whole body had been pressed down and was about to get trampled upon.
Song Shuhang took out the treasured saber Broken Tyrant out of his size-reducing purse.
[How is the situation? Do you think you can resist this sword attack?] Senior Sister Ye Si asked Song Shuhang through their mental connection.
[I'm unable to take this attack head on. The swordsmanship of that hamster is pretty good, and its strength surpasses mine by a whole great realm. I can't defeat it unless I tell the nucleus in my Heart Aperture to summon a lotus flower and suck the hamster dry... but if I do that, the demonic hamster will turn into a dead hamster,] Song Shuhang replied honestly.
This demonic hamster was Senior White Two's subordinate, and Song Shuhang had to give Senior White Two some face. As such, he couldn't casually put the hamster to death.
[The opposite party isn't attacking you with the intention to kill. Don't you want to seize this opportunity to improve your fighting skills?] Senior Sister Ye Si asked.
Song Shuhang replied, [No need.]
Nothing good would come out after fighting with this demonic hamster. In addition, if he wanted to hone his fighting skills, he had plenty of other ways, and there was no need to get experience points from this demonic hamster.
But compared to getting experience points, Song Shuhang was more interested in finding a way to break this Otherworldly Flying Demon technique.
Their whole mental exchange took place in an instant.
With a smile, Senior Sister Ye Si said, [In that case...]
Song Shuhang said, "I'll let you experience my new skill. Three Heads and Six Arms Technique!"
Before the sharp sword of the demonic hamster could stab him, two pretty faces, as well two pairs of arms, drilled out of Song Shuhang's shoulder area.
The face of that woman with the beauty mark and Senior Sister Ye Si's came out at the same time. Then, a delicate hand grabbed Song Shuhang's treasured saber Broken Tyrant.
"I'm not very good with saber techniques," Senior Sister Ye Si said with a smile.
In the next moment, she tightly grabbed the treasured saber, and slashed at a tricky angle.
Senior Sister Ye Si didn't use any saber technique. She just relied on her sharp eyes and quick hands to find the weak spots of the sword technique of the demonic hamster and slash down.
"Clang!"
The almost perfect sword attack of the demonic hamster was blocked. As if that wasn't enough, a huge force was transmitted from the blade of the treasured saber Broken Tyrant to its body.
The slash sent the demonic hamster flying.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak~" The demonic hamster loudly squeaked.
Its body crashed against the edge of the battle arena, where it was blocked by an invisible wall, ultimately falling to the ground.
"You lost." Song Shuhang laughed.
"I refuse to accept this defeat! What the hell is with this Three Heads and Six Arms thing?" the demonic hamster said angrily.
Song Shuhang waved the treasured saber Broken Tyrant, and said calmly, "This is my unique version of the Three Heads and Six Arms Technique. I went through a lot of trouble to learn it. Why are you refusing to accept your defeat?"
The demonic hamster blinked its eyes, and said, "Is this really a unique version of the Three Heads and Six Arms Technique?"
"What, are you scared?" Song Shuhang said.
"Who is scared! It's that just your technique is somewhat strange. Look how I break it!" the demonic hamster said angrily. Then, it picked its toothpick-sized sword again, and dashed toward Song Shuhang. "Otherworldly Flying Demon!"
"Clang!"
"Squeak, squeak, squeak~ Dammit, why does your Three Heads and Six Arms Technique have the strength of the Fifth Stage?!"
"Afraid?"
"Aaaaah! Who is afraid?! Otherworldly Flying Demon!"
"Clang!"
Squeak, squeak, squeak~
❄️❄️❄️
"Otherworldly Flying Demon!"
"Clang!"
Squeak, squeak, squeak~
❄️❄️❄️
The same scene repeated over and over again. It didn't matter how perfect the Otherworldly Flying Demon technique the demonic hamster displayed was... Before it could even reach Song Shuhang's body, Senior Sister Ye Si would swing the treasured saber Broken Tyrant in her hand and slash down.
Afterward, the pitiful hamster would get sent flying and fall to the ground.
"This is getting annoying. It hasn't given up yet?" Senior Sister Ye Si said.
After all, they weren't playing Whack-A-Mole. After getting KO'd so many times, the hamster hadn't understood who was stronger?
"Dammit, again! This time, my Otherworldly Flying Demon technique will definitely hit your body," the demonic hamster said angrily. "Look at me, Otherworldly Flying Demon (remastered version)!"
"Can I kill it?" Senior Sister Ye Si asked.
Song Shuhang replied, "No. Just hit it until it's unable to move again. If the hamster were to die, I wouldn't know how to explain things to Senior White Two."
Senior Sister Ye Si nodded her head.
Thereupon, Senior Sister Ye Si gently shouted as the demonic hamster approached this time.
"Clang!"
This time, Senior Sister Ye Si used some more strength.
The demonic hamster was sent flying in the sky.
"Sword of Never-Ending Tears!" Senior Sister Ye Si gently shouted. She used the saber to execute a sword technique, and sent nine slashes toward the demonic hamster hovering above their heads.
The sword qi was like a flashlight, and suddenly rose several tens of meters in the air. The nine slashes all hit the body of the demonic hamster.
"Thud~"
The demonic hamster fell to the ground again. This time, it was unable to stage a comeback.
Actually, had Senior Sister Ye Si not controlled her strength, one move of the 'Sword of Never-Ending Tears' would have been enough to turn the demonic hamster into a diced hamster.
"Squeak, squeak, squeak!" The demonic hamster struggled for a while, and tried to get up, but it was all for naught.
"You win, squeak." The demonic hamster sighed.
Song Shuhang said, "Such being the case, can you make this battle arena disappear?"
"Wait a moment, let me catch my breath," the demonic hamster said. Then, it took out a small black item.
It was a lotus seed.
"I'll leave this to you." The hamster made an effort to throw the seed at Song Shuhang.
"What's this thing?" Song Shuhang asked.
"My master was very satisfied after receiving your demodragon medicine, and this is the return gift he sent... a seed of the Sinful Black Lotus growing in the Netherworld Realm. After eating it, you'll awaken a 'demonic technique', and your self-recovery skills will get stronger," the demonic hamster said weakly.
Song Shuhang received the lotus. So that was what it was!
When he was in the dreamland, he once saw the seeds of the Sinful Black Lotus, which were a different variety of the seeds of the Virtuous Golden Lotus growing in the scholarly faction.
"I ate the seeds of the Virtuous Golden Lotus in the past. Will everything be okay if I now eat a seed of the Sinful Black Lotus?" Song Shuhang asked.
"Don't worry. Nothing will happen," the demonic hamster said.
Thereupon, Song Shuhang swallowed down the lotus seed.
"And even if something happened, you shouldn't die," the demonic hamster added at this time.
"Crap!" Song Shuhang cursed.
It wouldn't kill you to say everything at once!


One day, Song Shuhang was suddenly added to a chat group with many seniors that suffered from chuuni disease. The people inside the group would call each other ‘Fellow Daoist’ and had all different kinds of titles: Palace Master, Cave Lord, True Monarch, Immortal Master, etc. Even the pet of the founder of the group that had run away from home was called ‘monster dog’. They would talk all day about pill refining, exploring ancient ruins, or share their experience on techniques.
However, after lurking inside the group for a while, he discovered that not all was what it seemed... 

Clang--
The hamster collided with the cage again.
Xia Yu continued with the scaring practice, as he was happy with the hamster's reaction and his ability to puff up his fur whenever he wanted.
After half an hour, however, the hamster became immune. Regardless of species, when something was scared with the same thing over and over, the scenario would stop being frightening. 
Xia Yu began to try different ways of puffing up his fur.
He tried dropping to the floor first, ambushes, feint attacks...
　　
The different scare tactics would only scare the hamster for an hour, and then the animal got used to it.
　　
The hamster realized that the cat only looked scary and couldn't come inside the cage.
Realizing his scaring techniques weren't effective, Xia Yu knew he needed to step it up.
　
The hamster felt it was safe, so it wasn't afraid. Thus, he needed to break down the animal's sense of security to scare it.
Although having the hamster run loose in his room wasn't very smart.
He opened the door of his room first, then he went toward the cage and shook it really hard, trying to bite the cage.
The hamster was startled for a bit, but it was still calm until Xia Yu shook it out of the cage.
Seeing its safety nest, the cage, being tossed on top of a dresser, the hamster panicked. It tried to run under the bed, but Xia Yu moved it back to the living room.
Closing the bedroom door, Xia Yu ran to the hamster, puffing up its fur.
The hamster crawled on the floor with its claws, trying to stop moving forward, then ran to the right.
So Xia Yu ran to the right too, once again puffing up its fur.
After an hour, Xia Yu lay on the balcony to rest, also letting the hamster rest.
Five minutes later, he began the chase again.
In order to frighten the hamster more, he tried not to be disgusted and lightly bit the hamster, tossing it to the side.
Another hour had passed. It was time to take a break. Xia Yu lay on the sofa, while the hamster hugged a chair leg.
A door opened. It was the door to Youxue's room.
The girl noticed the black cat on the sofa right away, but not the hamster by the chair leg.
She picked up the black cat and stroked its fur, checking it over.
She breathed a sigh of relief after seeing the cat was fine.
So her brother wasn't abusing the cat. The cat was just playing with him.
It was still weird that he was locked in his room playing with the cat though.
Youxue smoothed out the cat's messy fur and carried it toward the bathroom.
Xia Yu, held by Youxue, was confused. What was his sister doing?
It wasn't until she closed the bathroom and started undressing that he understood the situation.
The girl was really naive. How could she just go into a bathroom with a cat? Didn't she know that there could be a person inside the cat?
　　
Xia Yu stood up and walked to the door. He was a cat with dreams and principles. He couldn't do things like this.
But before he could reach the door, Youxue grabbed him.
　　
"You have to take a bath!" The girl gripped him so tightly that he couldn't escape.
"..."
　
Xia Yu opened his mouth, pretending to bite her.
The girl hurriedly let go of him. He used the chance to open the door and run away.
He closed the door and locked it.
　
This sister of his had no sense of self-preservation, making him worry.
　
Youxue was freaked out by the earlier near-biting incident and didn't look for the cat.
When he heard the shower start, Xia Yu relaxed.
He headed toward the dining table and looked at one of the chair legs.
Hey, where was my hamster?

The hamster wasn't a small animal. It was just here. Where did it go?
He looked all over the living room, even under the sofa and dresser, he still couldn't find the hamster.
Where did it go?
It couldn't have climbed that high.
　　
He scratched his head and tried again, also searching inside the three bedrooms. The hamster was nowhere to be found.
　
Xia Yu stopped and sat on the sofa, trying to figure out where the hamster went.
After a while, Youxue finished her shower, coming out of the bathroom in a nightgown.
　　
The girl walked carefully toward Xia Yu, reaching out her hands.
　　
Assuming the girl was going to hold him, Xia Yu obediently put out his paws.
　　
But Youxue suddenly drew back her hands.
　
"Silly cat, I'm not holding you!" The girl chuckled and went inside her room.
　
While knowing Youxue was taking revenge on the near-biting incident earlier, Xia Yu was still a little anxious.
　　
What if his sister disliked him?
He smelled himself, there was no odor. But cats had a different sense of smell from humans. He decided to shower.
He went into the bathroom. Grabbing a wash pan belonging to Xia Dongyang, he started filling it with water.
The faucet was a little high. He needed to jump to reach the handle.
After filling the water, he used his paw to check the temperature. Just as he was about to go into the wash pan, he noticed an unwelcome visitor.
The grey hamster was hiding in the corner, among the bathroom products. It shivered near a bottle of body wash.
Xia Yu tried to analyze the situation calmly.
The hamster was in the bathroom.

Youxue was taking a shower in the bathroom earlier.
"..."
"Meow--!"
"Squee--!"
The black cat held the hamster in its mouth and tossed it in the living room.
He chased the hamster around until 2 a.m., canceling their rest period. After he was satisfied, Xia Yu put the hamster back in its cage, then he returned to his own body.
He sat up in bed and glanced at the hamster. The hamster was exhausted and passed out.
The black cat was also sleeping on the floor.
He picked up the hamster cage, waking up the hamster, and put it next to the black cat.
"Squee--!"
The hamster shivered with fright, hiding in the farthest corner of its cage.
　
Happy with the hamster's reaction, Xia Yu sat down at his desk and looked at the control panel.
Seeing [Scaring Lv 1], he smiled.
　
Facing the hamster, he tried to remember how he puffed up its fur and scared the hamster.
"Squee--!" The hamster saw the giant creature growing bigger, showing sharp teeth and a dark glint in his eyes.
The hamster stiffened and passed out in its cage.
Checking the cage, Xia Yu saw that the hamster only fainted. He relaxed.
　　
He needed to practice more with the hamster.
　　
When he had the Scaring skill, he could better handle the housekeeping chief.
　
He read a little and thought of how Youxue carried him to the bathroom.
Youxue was growing fast.
　
She was probably finding her old clothes too small.
　　.
At 7:30 a.m., after washing up and breakfast, he talked to his sister.
"What is it?" Youxue was confused.
Xia Yu took out 200 yuan, then added 100 more. "Get yourself some clothes."
Youxue noticed Xia Yu's gaze and realized why.
　
If it was other people, they'd have been upset or even embarrassed, but Youxue was not like those girls.
　　
She hugged Xia Yu. "Brother, you noticed. Thanks." 
She only took one bill. "I don't need this much money, just 100 yuan is plenty."
"Clothes like this need to be good quality. You can use the rest for whatever." Patting her head, Xia Yu felt bad having only 2500 yuan left in his savings. He still gave the 300 yuan to his sister.
He had to deal with the housekeeping chief today, and then finish learning the piano!
If he kept going like this, he wouldn't be making money, he'd be bankrupt!


[Welcome to the Body Swap Game]
[Here are some important directions:]
[This product is limited to body-swapping with some bodies of the same type.]
[You can one-sidedly forbid someone from entering your body and have the system control your body.]
[The obsession-prevention policy allows a maximum of eight hours of playing a day.]
[Due to an unavoidable bug, you might swap bodies with other species, including but not limited to: cat, fish, roach, etc. Please do not be alarmed, simply wait for the eight hours to end.]
[After a successful swap, you will receive an addition from the system.]
 　　
[The game maker might issue some testing tasks which you could choose to accept.]
[Have fun playing]


"I'm no Little Huang or Little White. I'm not your regular household cat and dog! My name is Huangdu!"
The little hamster sighed deeply. "The disciples these days are getting worse with each generation. Forget it, it's not like you'll understand. Let me go now and I'll let this slide."
"Let it slide eh?" Chu Chen nodded. Before the hamster could have said anything, he pulled it out from the vines and held it by its round body. "Little Huang, you've stolen quite some spiritual herbs from me. How will you settle this?"
"How is that considered stealing!?" Hearing that, the little hamster got angry. "I rule over all lands and realms. How would I resort to such a lowly act?! I'm just eating it openly! Kid, do you know that I was framed by a rival back then? When I woke up, I was surrounded by a bunch of random people that placed thousands of restrictive spells on me and turned me into this stupid form! As long as I have enough spiritual herbs to break my restrictions, I will take you in as my true disciple and let you inherit all the secret techniques that I learned over the billions of years. What do you think?"
Chu Chen's mouth twitched.
"Secret techniques? You know a lot of them right? Then give me one example."
"I've been suppressed by thousands of restrictive spells. Those memories about the cultivation techniques were naturally sealed away. How can I tell you about them? As long as you let me go and let me eat all the spiritual herbs in this field, those secret techniques will be yours when my restrictions are lifted and memories restored! Come on, my good disciple, what are you waiting for? Kowtow and greet your master."
Chu Chen's brows twitched, struggling to have suppressed his urge to squeeze the little hamster to death. He took out a little box and placed it in front of the hamster.
"What's this?" The hamster curiously moved closer to the box and took a whiff. Its fat face no longer shook around. "Blood pact elixir! Don't feed me that thing! How can I, a ruler of the universe, be subdued by a human and be their pet! Take this away immediately!"
The hamster had been shouting as it waved its little paws wildly. Unfortunately, its paws had been too short, unable to have escaped from Chu Chen's grasp even after all that flailing.
"You actually know that this is the blood pact elixir. That's quite knowledgeable of you." Chu Chen eyed the hamster curiously, whose stomach coincidentally growled. "Look here. I'll give you two options. You can eat this blood pact elixir and be my pet. I'm sure Junior Sister Tong would love a talking hamster. Otherwise, if you refuse to take the elixir, I'll eat you. I've not had meat for quite some time—"
"Don't be like that!" Hearing that, the little hamster was scared witless. "I'm very fat. My body is oily and the texture is bad. I'm also a carrier of a plethora of diseases, sour and bitter. It's better that you just let me go—"
"Eat, or be eaten by me." Chu Chen steeled his expression and stared at the pitiful hamster. His gaze had been one of a hungry wolf.
"Little Hero…"
"Eat, or be eaten!" Seeing the little hamster making that ingratiating expression again, Chu Chen decided to ramp up the act. He grabbed the hamster and brought it closer to his mouth. "I'm so hungry. That's it, I'll take a taste—"
"I'll eat it! I'll eat it okay?"
Seeing Chu Chen's wide opened mouth, the hamster could not have helped but let out a sigh, seemingly having resigned itself to its fate. It did not expect to run into a human with the blood pact elixir.
Chu Chen immediately made a prick on his finger and squeezed a drop of blood onto the elixir. The scarlet elixir had been like a sponge, having absorbed all the blood in just an instant. On its surface, a vague golden pattern started appearing.
"There." Chu Chen placed the elixir before the hamster. The hamster looked uninterested. Seeing the scarlet blood pact elixir, its paws subconsciously held onto the elixir. Its beady eyes had actually teared up.
"My child...I'll be gone. From today, the supreme king of beasts would be a slave for a human...don't feel sad for me. With my wisdom and intelligence, I won't let myself be harmed by this small matter. One day, I shall—"
Seeing the hamster having rambled on while having held onto the elixir, Chu Chen grew impatient. When its mouth was open, Chu Chen took the opportunity to shove the elixir into its mouth.
"Cough cough cough...are you trying to f*cking choke me to death!?" The hamster that had prepared to make a long winded speech had been choked by the sudden squeeze.
However, the elixir melted the moment it entered its mouth and did not cause it to suffer much. Very soon, a layer of reddish glow shimmered between the little hamster's white fur and a series of light golden colored patterns appeared on its body.
"Sob sob sob...I've finally fallen to such a state…"
Seeing the blood pact elixir's power spreading throughout its body, the little hamster broke into tears. "Back then, I ruled over heaven and earth…" All the while, the little hamster dropped to the floor and tried to run away.
"Where are you going?" Chu Chen looked at the little hamster, asking curiously.
"What else can I do? What do you want me to do? I've already eaten the blood pact elixir. What else do you want?" The little hamster looked at Chu Chen. Its expression had clearly been dispirited, as though a wife that had been bullied. "If you don't nurture me properly with elixirs in the future, I'll never let you go even in death! I need to settle some matters now and will come back for you after that!" Saying that, it disappeared into the darkness angrily.
'This hamster has quite the personality.'
Chu Chen helplessly rubbed his nose. Ever since the little hamster ate the blood pact elixir, an extra awareness suddenly appeared in his mind. He vaguely felt the little hamster's location and controlled its current state. It felt as though he could have easily caused its soul to dissipate with just a thought.
'Alright, I think my junior sister will love this interesting hamster.'
However, Chu Chen had been more concerned about the little hamster's secret. It was obviously no ordinary hamster. Maybe it could have brought him more surprises in the future.
Chu Chen took a stretch. After the whole night's ordeal, he felt really hungry. Just as he was about to find something to eat, he felt a weird sensation in his soul.
It had been the mysterious eaglet clone of his!
It turned out that the hunger had been from the eaglet instead. He had been busy with the herb garden for the past few days and paid no attention to the eaglet. The eaglet had been the key for him to explore the Black Fog Valley!
Putting all else aside, having entered the Black Fog Valley to obtain the sect founder's Ring of Green Fortune Emperor was his first goal. He needed to have this eaglet grow quickly in order to have continued exploring the Black Fog Valley.


Due to a miraculous encounter, a Roc that was bigger than a mountain became a clone for the teenager, Chu Chen. Ever since then, he obtained the key to enter the divine tomb. Within the tomb is an immortal lady sealed inside a jade casket with ice. Inside it were countless immortal treasures, elixirs, magical tools, and so on, free for the taking!


The hamster in the empress's hands started inhaling deeply to puff up like a balloon and roared even louder.
"Roar!"
Her hair and red dress fluttered due to the movement of the sound waves.
Ren Baqian, who was on top of a tree, covered his ears in alarm.
He had used a loudspeaker before to convince others and was more sensitive and knowledgeable about sound levels.
The roar of this hamster-like animal was around 170 decibels.
The buzz of a chainsaw is about 110 decibels and a jet plane is around 130.
The noise produced by launching a rocket is only about 160 to 170 decibels 
In comparison, the roar of this hamster was louder than a rocket being launched.
170 decibels of noise could cause instant deafness and even death at close range.
Although it could only kill ordinary people, this was enough to show how powerful it was.
Even an Earth Wheel expert would be seriously harmed if this level of sound was heard at close range.
For example, Ren Baqian's ears were buzzing after this roar and all other sounds became muffled.
He was more than 10 meters away and not in the path of the roar, yet he was still greatly affected.
One could imagine the impact to the empress who was carrying it.
Fortunately, the empress was incomparable to ordinary people. Although she received the full impact of the roar, she didn't suffer any harm. Seeing it try to inhale deeply, the empress shook her hand, causing the hamster to immediately become like a deflated ball. Its partially inflated body returned to the original shape.
"Woof! Woof, woof!!" The bichi on the branch barked at the hamster. Presuming that everything had been settled, it entered the forest. 
Ren Baqian and Lin Qiaole jumped down from the branches and landed beside the empress. Ren Baqian circled around the empress twice to inspect the hamster thoroughly before saying, "It's male!"
"What's male?" the empress asked in surprise.
"This fellow is male." Ren Baqian pointed at the hamster in her hand.
The empress showed her displeasure.
Did you go around me a few times just to find out whether this is male or female?
You at (TLC. Not sure about this.) Qishui and the crow general every day, and the first thing you look for when seeing this animal was to find out its sex.
What kind of bizarre habit was this?
"This thing is really loud." Ren Baqian looked at the hamster. It was indeed a hamster and looked similar to those found on Earth. Its mouth was shorter, it had two large incisors, and its cheeks were for storing food and quite droopy. 
The only differences were the color of its fur coat and it size, which was much bigger.
At this moment, its eyes were spinning around as it tried to make sense of the situation.
"Let's go back first," the empress said as she held the hamster by the neck. She had not expected this creature to cause everyone to be jittery.
"Your Majesty, if this thing makes noise, it's quite deadly. Better to be careful and kill it in order to prevent trouble," Ren Baqian said. This animal was unlike other animals—even a whisper from it near your ears would be unbearable. It was simply too dangerous.
"Woof!"
Ren Baqin was surprised to hear this bark and thought that the bichi was back.
However, this sound was coming from that small thing before them.
"Woof, woof!!" That hamster seemed to understand what Ren Baqian was saying. It not only changed its roar to sound like the bichi, but also lowered its volume. It looked at the empress with brimming eyes and furiously wagged its tail.
In fact, its tail was very short and just a knob. It was more like it was shaking its butt than wagging its tail.
Not to mention other characteristics of this thing, but it seemed to have an inborn ability to please humans.
The empress instantly softened upon seeing this behavior.
Ladies can never resist furry animals.
It would have been a different matter if it had put up fierce resistance, but it looked pitiful and won the heart of the empress. She brought it in front of her face and said, "You seem to understand what people say. If you roar indiscriminately, no one can save you."
The hamster shook its butt even faster.
"Let's go back first," the empress said.
On the way back to their original location, the three of them moved at a slower speed through the forest and saw many winged cavalry warriors waiting nervously for them.
When they saw the empress, everyone instantly rejoiced.
The xiong yan's roaring had stopped, and they had not heard any sounds of fighting. They were making wild speculations and were relieved once they saw the empress.
The empress returned to her carriage and called for Gong Zheng and Ya Sheng. She let them see the hamster and asked, "Is this a xiong yan?"
"No!" Ya Sheng shook his head like a rattle.
"What is this then?"
"It looks like a male hamster!" Ya Sheng said carefully.
The empress was angry not because he said that it was a hamster, but because he said "male hamster."
He was exactly the same as Ren Baqian.
"Why did Your Majesty bring back a hamster?" The two of them were puzzled.
"The roaring was coming from it," Ren Baqian said casually from the side.
"That's impossible!" Their immediate response was disbelief. How was it possible for this thing to roar so fiercely? 
Having seen a xiong yan before, Ya Sheng was very sure that the roars they previously heard were definitely from a xiong yan.
"Are you doubting Her Majesty? Do you want to hear the roar?" Ren Baqian gave a sly smile.
"We don't dare!" the two of them replied.
The hamster seemed to understand Ren Baqian and turned to look at the empress who was behind it.
"Roar," the empress commanded coldly.
"Inhale!"
"Roar!"
It sounded like a rumble of thunder on the ground.
The roar of the hamster caused mayhem all around. The jumping goats galloped wildly all over the mountain with the winged cavalry warriors still mounted on them.
The only people remaining were the empress, Ren Baqian, Qing Yuan, Hong Luan, Lin Qiaole, and the two people standing in front of them.
Among them, Qing Yuan, Hong Luan, Gong Zheng, and Ya Sheng were the miserable looking ones.
Qing Luan and Hong Yuan were standing behind the hamster, but their power was too weak.
Gong Zheng and Ya Sheng were hit head on. It was as if they were struck by a hammer, forcing them to retreat a few steps as they staggered and lost control of their bodies.
The loud noise had momentarily damaged their sense of balance.
The hamster showed a triumphant look after roaring.
It had great confidence in its roar.
Ren Baqian lowered his hands that had been covering his ears and laughed at the two of them before asking, "How does it feel?"
"…" The two of them looked at Ren Baqian blankly. Their ears were buzzing, and they couldn't hear what he was saying.
"Your noses are bleeding…" Ren Baqian pointed at them.
"Sh*t! Their eyes and ears are bleeding too." Even Ren Baqian was taken aback.
Would the two of them suffer serious harm?
After seven or eight minutes, the two of them gradually recovered, proving that Ren Baqian was overreacting.
However, everyone still had to raise their voices while talking to them because these two couldn't hear clearly otherwise.
"Tell me, how do I deal with you?" the empress asked as she put down the hamster.
From Ren Baqian's point of view, the hamster was looking meek.
"Your Majesty, this hamster appears to be of some use. You might as well keep it," Ren Baqian said.
In fact, it was far more than useful.
Gong Zheng was a Kismet Heaven expert, but a hamster who could do nothing but roar had caused him to lose his balance and bleed from his ears and nose.
This was a testament to the power of its roar.
It was practically a living acoustic weapon.
The next day, Ren Baqian was still worried that the hamster would find a chance to run away, but he gradually came to realize that not only did the hamster not run away at night, it was getting closer to people.
This included the empress, Ren Baqian, Qing Yuan, Hong Luan, and everyone else.
Qing Yuan and Hong Luan happily played with it and rubbed its belly incessantly.
It also liked to turn over on its belly to be petted even though Ren Baqian hit his little birdie…
This hamster seemed to have a natural tendency to ingratiate itself with people.
Ren Baqian named it "the roaring emperor!"
Ren Baqian felt that no other name was more appropriate.
Aside from this, he discovered that this hamster could imitate the calls of other animals.
It not only imitated the bark of the bichi, it could also bleat like a jumping sheep.
Its mimicry was so good that a person couldn't differentiate it from a real jumping goat if they closed their eyes. Even the winged cavalry warriors couldn't do so.
This made Ren Baqian suspect that it was initially imitating the roar of the xiong yan to frighten other animals such as the bichi, which led to the events that happened later.


In a world where its inhabitants can destroy a city wall single-handedly, the empress has a kirin as her pet, and the imperial palace of Great Xia has a pool containing a dragon. There is also a Sword Mountain where spirit swords occasionally leave in search of a master .

Bootlicking the empress, Ren Baqian ascended to the apex of life.　　

Previously, Yun Luofeng noticed due to Milk Tea, that a gold-seeking hamster's ability to dig a tunnel was very strong and fast. Coupled with the fact that the hamster tribe had an enormous number of tribesmen, it would not require a long time for a tunnel to reach the Land of No Return.
"Alright, at that time, all of you can leave here together with me." Yun Luofeng nodded her head, agreeing to the hamster queen's suggestion of them burrowing a pathway to the Land of No Return.
"This…" The hamster queen touched her head, "There are too many tribesmen of our hamster tribe and if all of us were to leave together with you, I'm afraid we will cause a commotion in the Land of No Return."
"You don't have to worry about this. I have my own plans! However, before we leave, all the tribe members have to be contracted to me. I'm someone who is more prudent and without the binding of the contract, I will not trust any spiritual beasts!"
During the time when the gold-seeking hamsters were digging a hole, all she had was time for the tribe members to initiate a contract with her one by one...
"Master." Xiao Mo's astonished voice transmitted from her soul. "Do you intend to let the entire hamster tribe reside in the God Code World?"
"Indeed," Yun Luofeng nodded her head, "Didn't you mention before that within the God Code World, other spiritual beasts can also enter? Plus, the spiritual energy in there is abundant and can help them in their cultivation."
If not for this, Yun Luofeng wouldn't have signed a contract with the hamster tribe members. Only an existing contract would allow her to let them enter the God Code World with ease.
Xiao Mo stayed silent for a moment and then asked, "Master, what if this hamster tribe consumes all the spiritual medicines in your God Code World?"
Yun Luofeng raised the corner of her lips. "Now that the medicinal fields in the space have already increased by several times, I will allocate one-fifth of the space to plant medicinal herbs for feeding them! At that time, these gold-seeking hamsters will be supervised by you and you will distribute the medicinal herbs to them."
The hamster tribe's size was tremendous, and their ability to reproduce was also powerful. If she were to control them it could become a huge advantage for her.
"Master," The hamster queen walked to Yun Luofeng and spoke respectfully, "The hamster tribe has found numerous medicinal herbs all these years, and now that we are going to leave here I shall gift all these to you."
Actually, by relying on the hamster queen's strength, they would definitely have a place for themselves if she were to head to the Longxiao Continent. They would not have to be scared and on the edge here in the Forest of No Return. However, the number of precious medicinal herbs there was extremely low, and if they were to reside there, the hamster tribe would not be able to make any progress.
For the hamster tribe's progress, she had chosen to take root in the Forest of No Return. Furthermore, she had often brought them out in search of medicinal herbs! Even as such, those medicinal herbs were only a drop in the ocean to the hamster tribe and were unable to raise their strength much!
"Let's go."
Yun Luofeng followed behind the queen hamster and walked to their treasury.
During all these years, the hamster tribe had indeed found numerous medicinal herbs, and it was all herbs that had grown for hundreds and thousands of years! If all these were to be planted in the God Code World, it would definitely allow the tribe's strength to increase by a huge margin...
"I shall accept these medicinal herbs." Yun Luofeng waved her hand and in an instant, countless herbs disappeared.
The hamster queen looked at the young lady astonishingly, seemingly not understanding how the herbs disappeared into thin air.
Yun Luofeng furrowed her eyebrows and only relaxed them after a long time as she said, "After you leave, you will also need a place to stay. How about this, I shall accept this castle as well." 
The hamster queen stared blankly. "Master, this castle is extremely large and can't be moved. Furthermore, it's not quite convenient for us to bring this along…"


Yun Luofeng, the genius of Huaxia Medicial School, died from an accident, and her soul attached onto the useless Eldest Miss of the General Estate in Longxia Continent.
Not only was this trash ungifted in the literary arts and martial arts, but she was also big chested without a brain, arrogant, and self-willed. It was not enough for her to have a perfect fiancé like the Crown Prince. She actually forcibly snatched a pretty boy in public, leading to the Crown Prince to annul their engagement.
However, the waste could not withstand this shock, so she actually hung herself to end her life.
Opening her eyes again, she was no longer the previous useless eldest miss.
With a contract with the Medical God's Code, the possession of a spiritual plant space, and miraculous hands that can bring the dead back to life, her medical skills will stun the world! Extending from the royals and nobles on top to the merchants and old and influential families below, they will all compete to curry her favor. Even His Highness the Crown Prince, who previously broke the engagement, came knocking on the door with a desire to reconcile?
In regard to this, a certain mysterious man finally could not endure it anymore and proclaimed, “Whoever dares to come and harass my woman, let them come but never return!”
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Ayaan around saw Rebecca entering his tent with Ifre followed by Leafwhisk, Isobel, and Noor. 
"Wow!" Suddenly Rebecca exclaimed and looked at the cute creature on Ayaan's hand. "How cute!"
Others also looked at the hamster and hearts appeared in their eyes after seeing how cute it was. "Where did you find this cute hamster?" Noor looked at the animal.
"Where did you find this pet?" Isobel asked. 
And just when she said the word 'pet', the hamster looked at the lady furiously, but then, it somehow calmed itself down. It wasn't a good idea to make everyone his enemy. He thought.
The hamster looked at the girls and said in a proud tone. "Humph, what do you mean by cute? Call me handsome." 
"Wow!" the tent filled with exclamations when the hamster talked. Ayaan couldn't help but have a little headache. He knew the charm of cuteness because once he was also a cute dog.
"Can I touch it?" asked Rebecca and looked at Ayaan with puppy eyes. Ayaan saw her cute face and his heart melt in just a single glance. 
"Take it," he extended his hand at Rebecca on which the cute hamster was sitting.
Rebecca looked at the hamster and tried to take in her hand from Ayaan. "Heh?"
However, when she stroked the hamster, she could not touch it. Her hand passed through its body like an illusion!
"Why?" Rebecca and others looked at the hamster in disbelief and she turned towards Ayaan. "Why can't I touch it?"
"How can you touch me when I am just a spirit? I am not made of material but from energy." The hamster replied disdainfully. Though in a girl's eyes, its expression became cuter and wanted to pinch and feel its body. Alas, they could not.
"What is going on?" Leafwhisk asked. "What is this hamster?"
Ayaan took a deep breath and explained everything that happened just a few moments prior. The girls heard what he said and became stunned. "So this thing is a pagoda spirit?" asked Noor.
"But why didn't it reveal itself before?" asked Isobel in confusion.
Ayaan looked at the cunning hamster and also realised something after hearing Isobel's word.
"What are you staring at me?" snapped the hamster. "Do you think anyone would be happy to become someone's slave? So I didn't want to come out." It said grudgingly.
Ayaan looked at the little thing on his hand and felt as if it was hiding something. He didn't know where this feeling was coming from, but he just knew. "You are hiding something," Ayaan said, looking at the creature with narrowed eyes.
The hamster struggled and eventually lost his patience and blurted out everything because he knew Ayaan could tell if it was speaking truth or lying, that's what master-servant pact was about. "Alright, at first I wanted to control you, but I failed because of the thing inside you and somehow became your servant."
Ayaan blinked in understanding. If it wasn't for the World of Life and Death, he might have turned into someone's slave. This damn despicable, evil, creature wanted to make him its slave! Even thinking that kind of possibility made Ayaan shiver in fear.
Others also heard its words and left stunned. Now they were wondering if they should call it cute, pitiful or stupid. It tried to make Ayaan its slave and turned someone's slave instead. What a tragic end, what a tragic life.
Ayaan thought of something and asked the hamster curiously. "So did you turn the previous owner of the pagoda into your slave too?"
The hamster's expression turned bitter and crestfallen when he heard Ayaan's question. "When the pagoda was passed to the previous owner I was suppressed by someone." It said. The hamster looked at Ayaan and continued disdainfully. "Don't ask who it was because you are too weak, even bugs are stronger than you in the higher worlds."
Leafwhisk who was standing not far away narrowed her eyes when she heard hamster's words. Ayaan also remembered the scene when a dying man passed the pagoda to Nolan. Just the ash of that man's body evolved the entire forest, if someone had the power to suppress then it must be that guy, and Ayaan also remembered the man talked something about gods.
He had some doubts about this god thing before, but now after hearing this hamster's words, he was having second thoughts. Are there really gods in this world? He didn't know the answer, so he left it for the future.
"Do you know anything about the previous owner?" Ayaan asked. He was rather curious about this guy called Nolan, because he had seen a short life of Nolan, after all. He glanced at Leafwhisk from the corner of his eyes and relaxed when her expression didn't change, or she hid her real expression. No one knew.
"I don't know anything about the previous owner," replied the hamster. "I was suppressed at that time and fell into a deep slumber. I woke up from the slumber only after the previous owner died. At that time there was only this lady inside the pagoda but she never tried to get the legacy of the pagoda if she had, hehe." The hamster chuckled evilly as it glanced at Leafwhisk.
Ayaan turned towards Leafwhisk and asked, "did you know about this evil hamster?"
Leafwhisk looked at Ayaan and her face turned icy cold. "I didn't." She replied and walked away without staying any further.
Only after speaking Ayaan realised that he had said something wrong. He literally doubted the lady by speaking those words. "Leafwhisk!" before she could walk out of the tent, Ayaan called out her name hurriedly. 
The lady stopped and looked at him, her face still cold. "What?" she asked.
"I am sorry," Ayaan said while looking into her green enchanting eyes. Only then she smiled and said, "no problem, but be careful next time." 
Ayaan looked at her back and cold sweat poured down from his temple. Though she looked gentle and weak and carefree, Ayaan knew that she was most difficult to deal with in his group.
As she walked out of the tent Ayaan could only smile bitterly. He turned towards the hamster again. "Am the only one who can touch you?" he inquired. 
"Yes," replied the little animal with a lack of interest.
"Can you live only on my body or also somewhere else? I mean can you walk around without my help?" 
"No," 
"So what should I call you?"
"Call me handsome."
"..."
Ayaan looked at the little creature and couldn't find it handsome from anywhere. "You don't look handsome to me." he blurted in the end.
"How could an ugly creature like you understand my handsomeness?" hopped the animal furiously at Ayaan.
"Yeah, yeah," Ayaan rolled his eyes at the hamster. The girls also chuckled at the side when they heard their conversation.
The Isobel remembered something and asked, "you are the spirit of the pagoda so can you still change the physic of the person and give them powerful cultivation?"
Everyone's eyes glittered hearing her question, and they turned towards the hamster.
The little animal looked at everyone and knew that its time to shine had arrived. He stood on its back legs and puffed the chest out. Then grinned. "If you want to know… call me Handsome."
"..."
Now Ayaan was sure that this hamster was just a child. Though he didn't know why someone made this little child of a hamster, the spirit of the pagoda. There must be some reason, but he had something else to ask, so he pushed the question for another time.
"Why do you want to be called Hansome?" Ayaan asked helplessly.
"Because I am handsome," replied the spirit on Ayaan's palm.
"Alright, Handsome, can you please tell us if you can still use the abilities of the pagoda," asked Ayaan with a bitter smile.
"Hehe, remember from now on, I am Handsome," Handsome said.
"Now tell us if you can or not!" Ayaan was at his limit and had the urge to once more smack this damn hamster.
"Hehe, see this," chuckled Handsome and shouted. "Appear!"
Ayaan looked in front of him and his eyes turned wide because in front of the hamster appeared a screen. He saw three options on the screen: one was Status; the second was Physics; the third was Cultivation Techniques. At the very top of the screen, Ayaan saw a name: Handsome.
"You have a system?" Ayaan asked in astonishment.
"What system? This is what I gain after I evolved...cough I mean after I became your servant." Said Handsome embarrassedly. Then he looked at Ayaan and asked cunningly. "Do you know why my name is Handsome?"
Ayaan looked at his smirking face and asked, "why?"
"Because you have approved it, muahahaha!"
"..."
Everyone looked at the little hamster in Ayaan's hand speechlessly. "So that's why you were insisting for Ayaan to call you Handsome?" Rebecca asked.
"Muahahaha!"
"..."


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Ayaan entered a portal that lead him to the world of magic. There, he received the legacy of the greatest demon to have lived under heaven, a magic library system he can use to level-up his magic powers.

But great power requires one to pay a great price, too. Resulting in him losing his humanity!

"Wh-what did I become!? A-A do...


This is the story of the ordinary boy who will walk an extraordinary path. This is the story of love, betrayal, revenge, and tragedy.


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