MC is a chuunibyou and wants to become the greatest superhero. He makes a quite a name for himself but in search for greatest superpower goes to the Himalayas and meditate on a lone peak for years, at the end of the day he achieves something that he even can't explain and then jumps into the boiling lava. He also gets reincarnated into another world where cultivators and magicians go hand in hand.

Third Young Master Ye: o(╯□╰)o Scram!
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Third Young Master Ye, please be civilized. 
Third Young Master Ye: This woman looks like someone I hate.
Ning Ning propped his head and thought. Since when did his Mommy's appearance look like she was hated by everyone? It was so obvious that she was a big, big, big beauty. Could it be that his dad had a very special taste? 
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Why did you kiss her if you hated her appearance?
Third Young Master Ye: Who knows? Would I be irritated if I knew?
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: You're awesome! Beasts are indeed impulsive. 
Third Young Master Ye: Bastard, you're great. Be careful as I might hack into your account for scolding me indirectly. 
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Hehe, I dare say that you must be searching for my ID right now. There are a hundred million IDs for you to run over. Perhaps you will really find mine.
Third Young Master Ye: …
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Third Young Master Ye, how's the woman that accompanied you today? She must be great, her face is pretty, her figure is good, and her temper is good. She can wash clothes, cook, is a good wife and mother. Are you tempted? 
Ning Ning promoted his Mommy to his dad with no shame at all. After all, what he said were the truths. At most, he could help with washing clothes and cooking. It was the same. It was buy-one-get-one-free anyway. 
It was silent on the other side for very long. Ning Ning blinked and wondered if Ye Chen was petrified. 
Third Young Master Ye: Who on earth are you?
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Your son!
Third Young Master Ye: …Why didn't you say that you are my grandson?
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: How could you have a grandson when you are only twenty-seven years old? Oh, Third Young Master Ye, I worship you!
Third Young Master Ye: …
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Third Young Master Ye, do you want me to introduce a girlfriend to you? 
Third Young Master Ye: I can get all kinds of women I want!
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: …You'd better take it easy in case a younger brother or sister pops out of nowhere. I will deduct your points.
Third Young Master Ye: Have you finished talking nonsense? There's no need for you to introduce me to a girlfriend. You can keep it for yourself.
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: I don't want to commit incest, but she will be my standard when I find a wife in the future. I feel that my mommy will be wronged if I introduce her to you. You'd better not regret it. 
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: Furthermore, it's buy-one-get-one-free. We will give you a genius son for nothing in return. It's such a steal. 
Third Young Master Ye: Cheap stuff is no good.
The world is big but Mommy is the greatest: …
Ning Ning grew silent. Indeed, he had underestimated his dad's wicked tongue. 


Seven years ago, she coolly threw down 100 yuan and ran off with her son. Seven years later, she brings back her genius son who is a lady killer. To her surprise, she was betrayed by her precious son and made to work in MBS International. Her boss is the Mr. 100 Yuan from seven years ago!
"…Evil lass, how dare you humiliate me seven years ago. I will definitely make you pay for it this time!"
"I will buy your life for a hundred million!"
What a bad deal for me? Buy one get one free?
When an extremely scheming man meets an extremely scheming woman with a son as scheming as them, a battle of wits and masquerading takes place. Let's see who reigns supreme!

"Anna?" Asher called as Anna open her eyes. "You came back!" Atticus said as he hugged her tightly.
"Have you met the Greatest god? Will we be saved by his Glory?" Eros asked as Anna nodded. The God's smiled as they felt relieve. "But the Greatest God said that bringing Zeus back won't fix LUKE's problem." She explained. 
"We need to try bringing Zeus back! As you could see the Emerald Palace is now open!" Freya said as they entered the underground palace. 
"I cannot bring Zeus back" Anna said as everyone looked at her confused.
"What are you saying? If we bring Zeus so is the Greatest God we could fix this problems." Nyx said as Anna shake her head. "You don't get it? The problem is the God's not the Destruction of Zeus and the Loss of the Greatest God." she explained as she look at everyone. 

"The Greatest God said that even if we bring everything back to normal greed will still be in the God's heart for their desired throne." She added. "That's it! It was Hades!" Gabriela said as she draw on the ground. 
"As you could see Hades envy Zeus for a long time and he never get to step on the Banquet where the God's gather as he let Salazar to be his representative and yet the God's are triggered by Salazar's presence since his power is to suck another magic." Gabriela said as everyone agreed. 
"There are twelve main God's in LUKE, You might met Aphrodite, Hera, Hades, Zeus particles but there are other God's in LUKE." Erebus said as he looked at Anna. 
"That's it! If we unite the God's back in the Banquet then the Greatest God will be reborn and blessed us with his power!" Asher said as everyone agreed as they look at their throne. 
"Well I guess this left with us going back to where we belong." Nyx said as everyone agreed. 
"It's the same ambiance as I felt when the God's gathered here in peace." Erebus said as they sit down in their throne. 
"Thank you for bringing us back here and good luck with your journey in bringing the God's back here in the Emerald Palace." Freya said as they become stone.
"Gabriela!" Anna called as Gabriela smiled at her. "You were a great friend Anna, Be the Hope of LUKE." She said as she completely become a stone. 
"I will be waiting Anna," Eros said as he become stone too. 
"Anna," Asher called as Anna hugged her tightly. "You need to be strong we still need to gather all the God's including us." Asher said as Anna looked at him. 
"If you'll be back as Zeus, Will I be forgotten by you guys?" she asked as her tears fell. Asher and Atticus felt the pain inside their hearts because how can the forget the person who saved them for more than they could ever imagine. 
"Look," Atticus called as he touched Anna's cheeks. "We might forget you but the warm feeling you let us feel won't be forgotten." Atticus said but Anna kept on crying. 
When they where done, Anna looked released Thanatos and Salazar as the both of them looked confuse. "Why did you save us?" Thanatos asked as Anna touched their hands but she didn't vanish just by touching Thanatos hand which consist death and life. 
"I'm here to let you send my response on Hades war," Anna said as she smiled. "Tell him that I will be back for him as we will have a tea some other time." Anna said as she began her journey up to the next God.
"Who did she think she is?!" Hades shouted as his head is burning like hell. "I think that human girl is not just a normal human being." Thanatos said as he think a lot about what happen because the Emerald door is closed as the god's presence where vanished. 
"Do you think she sucked up the God's power?! I mean that is Freya and Erebus including Nyx she might end up dead now since she's holding too much souls in her body." Hera said.

"She make Eros be part of her team as he helped the other God's defend for her, then there is this weird music," Salazar said as it took Hera's attention. "What music?" she asked as Salazar and Thanatos looked at each other.
"It's a sweet melody, I think it came from a Piano." Hera stand up as she look at Hades. "And what happen after that?" she asked again. 
"It rained and it's not just a normal rain but a heavy water rainfall that heals the injured and make the anger and darkness stoned." Thanatos explained. 
"That's the Holy Rain!" Hera said. "But can a mere human do that when that kind of music is only made by the Greatest God?" Salazar asked. 
"It can't be! That mere human is not the Greatest God reincarnation!" Hera said as she teleported in the land where Zagreus is the God of Rebirth and the only person who knew about the Greatest God existence.
"I guess you came here to ask already about the Greatest God," Zagreus said as he finished his works. "Look Zagreus why didn't you tell the other God's about it?" Hera asked. 
"Because it's my job and you have nothing to do about it." He said as he drop all the work he's doing. "You may now leave," He command.
"No!" Hera insisted. "What more do you want?" he asked as he looked at Hera. "I want you to tell me who is that creature that the Greatest God soul got in?!" Hera asked as Zagreus sigh. 
"I don't know." Zagreus answered. "Don't make fun of me Zagreus!" Hera said as Zagreus just stayed in his poker face. 
"I told you that I don't know, When we rebirth someone there faces are unknown all that I can give to you is that the Greatest God is delivered in the Human world and by some time like now it will come back for it's rightful throne." Zagreus said as Hera smiled hearing that news. 
"Then what will happen to that human body?" she asked as Zagreus start looking at some papers and rules. 
"Well we all know that a Human being is not suppose to live here so the body will be bought back to earth as it's memories will be erased," Zagreus said as Hera nodded. 
"Then what about if I kill that human body will it affect the Greatest God's spirit?" she asked as Zagreus shake his head. 
"As long as the Greatest God is in that humans body then you have no chance to kill her at all." Zagreus said. "Why not? She's just a human being!"
"Take note, That Human being is an immortal for now and have the power of the Greatest God, In fact she might be more powerful than you do Hera." Zagreus said. 
"Are you playing tricks with me?!" Hera asked as anger shows in her eyes. 
"Nope, It's just pure information for you to be aware that if you tried to kill the Greatest God Human Body you will be punished." Zagreus said as Hera left his place. 
"But there is one thing to kill her without breaking the rules." Zagreus added even if Hera was gone already as he smirked seeing Anna's report. 
"If you'll break her heart as her faith die the Greatest God will be forcefully go out with her body as her body will die in LUKE like a lost human being should be." Zagreus said. 
"What are you talking about Zagreus?" Apollo suddenly appear on his back as he was stunned. "Your mumbling about that Greatest God when we knew that she'll die in the end of this story." Apollo said knowing that he has the power to see the future. 
"But we don't know yet on how she'll handle stuffs on her own, Isn't it fun?" Zagreus said as Apollo sighed as he messed Zagreus hair.
"I'm going somewhere for now take care of everything." Apollo said as Zagreus stood up.
"Will you meet her?" Zagreus asked. "No, But I might met her on my way." he answered as he disappear. 
"Tch he didn't even bother taking me with him even if I won't disturb his works." He whispered as he look at Anna's future as it was blanked. 
One of Apollo's job is to put some reasons on why this human died but he left Anna's future death blank. 
"His so sure that she'll die in the near future but he can't even lie to himself that he was also looking forward about Anna's choices of paths." Zagreus said as he smirked and did some stretching. 
"Where are you going master?" one of Zagreus servant asked. 
"I'm about to go to a trip, Take care on things while I'm gone!" he said as he disappear. 
The servant look at the files and papers Zagreus supposed to work on as it was as high as a mountain but he's taking his break in this crucial moment.
"MASTER!!!!!"

The normal life of Anna will be change after she start wishing to live away from everyone and marry the skies. What will happen next after she found out that she was stuck in LUKE and the only way to escape is to fine the legend emerald and solve the problem of LUKE? But in order to do that she must marry the Twin of Skies and gather all the Gods and Goddesses in the Emerald Palace. Will her life be ruined by meddling in the Gods and Goddesses problem or will she save LUKE and be the hope of the new beginning?

"Congratulations. With this victory, the final victor of the United Grand Slam is now Team SKY. Everyone is saying that you, the director, is the greatest contributor to this achievement. What do you think about this?"
Lee Sanghyuk rejected the majority of interviews that flooded him after the victory, but he couldn't reject the one from LGN(Live Game Net), who broadcasted most of Team SKY's plays live.
"The victory is all thanks to the players and the coaches. I'm merely someone that just advised them in trivial matters."
A humble answer. However, this was just for the interview. Sanghyuk himself knew that he was the one who practically lead Team SKY to victory.
The 'Heavenly Dragon Card Deck', used by the 'Crash' Choi Sangryul, the ace of Team SKY, and known to be the strongest man of EL(Eternal Life), was also created and completed by him.
He received full support from SKY Telecom to create the greatest player known as Choi Sangryul, realizing the theoretically strongest class, the 'Card Master'. The one who received the benefits of the class was naturally Choi Sangryul.
There were many other things that were completed through his hands as well. In fact, Team SKY was practically created and raised to this point by Sanghyuk's efforts alone until now.
In the first place, SKY Telecom had almost disbanded and rebuilt their team, since their team had placed last in 'EL Master League' for three years straight. When Sanghyuk caused an online uproar, they approached him, saying that they will support him with their full power in order to transform Team SKY into the greatest team in 3 years and Sanghyuk had indeed fulfilled his promise and created the perfect Team SKY within 3 years. Of course, many things happened midway, but Sanghyuk kept his part of the promise.
"You're being too humble. The fans already know."
"I only said the truth."
Sanghyuk was not the hot-blooded youth in his 20s, but was in his 30s. Not only that, he would be a middle-aged man in his 40s in just 4 years, so he didn't like flashy interviews like the young directors out there.
Naturally, the interviewer didn't like such a style. Perhaps due to that, the reporter created a surprise question on the spot.
"Then can you confirm this as well? Recently, there is a rumor that Team SKY will bid farewell to the director in several online forums. Is this true?"
"They're baseless rumors."
Sanghyuk kept it short. In the first place, this wasn't a question that was on the script, so there was no need for him to speak for long. However, what he was thinking was completely contrasting to what he had said.
'It's true. It's really annoying... but it's true.'
In fact, he had actually been notified of the dissolution of the contract. However, this was a news that would be announced in 3 months, so saying it now may cause legal issues.
The reporter made a slightly dissatisfied expression at Sanghyuk's disinterested response and continued to the interview. Normally, others would at least try to give a funny answer, but Sanghyuk only repeated his stiff expression and answer as if to tell the reporter why he was called the 'Ice Man'.
In the end, the interview ended without any twists.
The reporter, who was frustrated that she couldn't get any good content out of this interview despite knowing, threw a final question that wasn't in the script.
"Is this the greatest moment that director Sanghyuk has dreamed of?"
Sanghyuk replayed the question in his mind.
The greatest moment.... Thinking about the meaning of that, and his own reality, he smiled slightly and opened his mouth to speak.
"Of course. Right now is my greatest moment."
This was also a lie.
This moment could never be the greatest moment.
Although he reached this place by crawling up from the depths of despair... the 'greatest moment' he wanted wasn't something like this.
The interview had ended, but Sanghyuk sat still for quite a while, thinking about the last question that the reporter had asked him.
Thinking about the meaning of that, and his own reality, he smiled slightly and opened his mouth to speak.
"Of course. Right now is my greatest moment."
This was also a lie.
This moment could never be the greatest moment.
Although he reached this place by crawling up from the depths of despair... the 'greatest moment' he wanted wasn't something like this.
The interview had ended, but Sanghyuk sat still for quite a while, thinking about the last question that the reporter had asked him.
'The greatest moment I really wanted... It will probably never come true.... So, then. This is the realistic limit I can reach, I guess?'
Sanghyuk made a bitter smile and shook his head.
What was more frustrating was that the realistic limit he had just reached was about to be taken away from him.
Although it's true that it was his fault for not checking the contract properly, this was going too far. Everything was practically achieved by his efforts alone, but they were forcing him to give up everything.
It was true that there was a clash of opinion between him and the SKY Telecom side, never did he imagine that they would strike him on the back of his head like this.
"Haa... I'm tired."
He sighed and muttered with a vain expression.
He had mostly lived a life where he was deprived of. And now, he was about to be deprived of something again, so it was no wonder that he felt everything was useless.
"Just where did it go all wrong?"
Sanghyuk wanted to return everything to the start. If he really could do that, he wanted to live a life that takes from others instead of being deprived of. However, as always, this was all his delusion.
'If I could be reborn, no, if I could go back to that time....'
He thought such things tens and hundreds of times, each day.
However, this wasn't something that would be granted no matter how dearly he wished for it to happen. He knew this very well, but he could only think like that because he had so many regrets in his life.
His earnest wishes piled on and on.
Again, and again.
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Sang Hyuk, a man nearing his 40’s, was contacted by SKY Telecom to help its team, SKY, become the best in a period of 3 years. If SKY’s team members fail, they will be disbanded. After succeeding the contract in time, he was betrayed by the company that gave him everything.

Somehow, he wakes up years in the past or you may say back to past as an 18 year old boy – a year before the release of Eternal Light (EL).

Armed with knowledge of future events that are yet to come, he embarks on a journey that no one has dared to tread before. His desire for success and for his revenge drives him to take this hard path.

He is the one and only one-man army.

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The 2nd Greatest Pain 

One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work. 

The dentist said, "Sir, you have a tooth I must pull, What type of pain killer would you like?" 

The man looked at the dentist and said, "None, thanks, I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life." 

The dentist said, "Sir, pulling this tooth Will be painful, I suggest a painkiller." The man looked back at the dentist and said, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, Nothing else will ever compare." 

The dentist said, "Sir, I"m telling you, use a painkiller." 

The man again said to the dentist, "I have experienced the second greatest pain in my life, I do not need painkillers, now pull the tooth." 

The dentist now curious, "Okay, You asked for it, But first, tell me what was the second greatest pain in your life?"

The man said, "Yes, I remember it well. I was hunting in the woods north of here one snowy day. Walking through the woods, the urge came upon me and I headed over to a tree. Well, I started to do my thing, and when the first part dropped, It set off a large bear trap that was hidden in the snow that closed on my balls. That was the second greatest pain in my life" 

The dentist then said, "Ouch! But then what was the first greatest pain in your life?" 

The man replied, "When I reached the end of the chain."

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Statues Revenge 

There are these two nude statues, man and woman, standing across from each other in a secluded park. 

A few hundred years after they've been put in place, an angel flutters down to them. A wave of his hand, and suddenly the statues have been given flesh, and they step down from their pedestals. 

The angel says, "I have been sent to grant the mutual request you both have made after hundreds of years of standing across from each other, unable to move. But be quick-you only have fifteen minutes until you must become statues again." 

The man looks at the woman, and they both flush, and giggle, and run off into some underbrush. An intense rustling comes from the bushes and seven minutes later, they both come back to the angel, obviously satisfied. 

The angel smiles at the couple. "That was only seven minutes-why not go back and do it again?" 

The former statues look at each other for a minute, and then the woman says, "Why not? But let's reverse it-this time, you hold down the pigeon and I'll shit on it..."

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(A bright night in the land of torshin)
Owen: We had a great time today, what a great scent of food..
Sandra: I had prepared your favourite, you would love it…
Owen: And how is my little prince doing..
Sandra: The prince is doing well he is getting stronger everyday.
Owen: Hello little prince. You are getting stronger everyday.
(Suddenly the minister of defence Ryan came in hurriedly..)
Ryan: My lord they are here again they are here again!!!!!!!!!!
Owen: Who?
Ryan: Mane and his men!!!!!!!!!!! And this time it is a more bigger war they have come prepared since they know Astandara is dead. We have nothing to stop them this time since we have no Socererlord.
Owen: oh no... Sandra ok look at me, be strong don't be terrified. Take the baby and run as fast as you can to the forbidden forest, don't be worried nothing will happen to you as long as the royal chain is around your neck. Give the child to Astandara and tell him to help me protect the prince of Torshin. Go Sandra Go!!!!
Sandra: What about you?
Owen: I have to protect my people.. Go!!!!!
Sandra: But the baby is only four months old. How will he survive?
Owen: My love, you will have to stay with Astandara in the forest. I trust him he is the greatest socerer in the nation you will surely survive. Please go and don't come back looking for me.
(Sandra and the four days old baby left torshin through a secret tunnel leading to the land of the dead..)
(Sandra got to a deserted house in the forest where different creatures were hollowing)
Sandra: The great Astandara.. its me Sandra the wife of the great king of torshin.
(An old man with beards of white threads came out of a deserted room in the house)
Astandara: What is the problem?
Sandra: Great Astandara Malikos is upon us again this time its likely they overcome us without you supporting us…. So I plead, this is the prince of torshin in my hands I gave birth to him only four months ago.. please help me take care of him…
Astandara: Oh, little prince.
Sandra: {Brings out the cross chain} Owen also said this should be given to him it's the sign of royalty everywhere he goes.
Astandara: Okay, I will take care of the prince.. What about you the queen..
Sandra: I will go back to torshin and also fight for my town. I cant leave my land in trouble.
Astandara: Women don't fight in torshin, stay here with your son and keep him safe.
Sandra: No I have to go. Please take good care of the baby our paths might cross again.
(She turns back and ran away)
Astandara: Wait Wait Wait!!!!!!… poor woman, he didn't even tell me the baby's name. (Sees the cross chain) well since the only gift your dad gave you is a cross chain. Then you will be called Cross.
(Baby starts crying)
(Back in torshin)
Mane: Well, well, well. We have the great king of Torshin kneeling here in front of us, the great knights of Torshin also under seige. What a shame. Do you guys think you have the ability to defeat any town in this nation without Astandara.? Torshin is the smallest town in the nation. But because you have the greatest Socererlord it made it impossible for the greatest town in the nation to hold you captive. Thanks the greatest Socererlord is dead. Astandara is dead. All hope is lost. {Laughs out loud}
Knights of Malikos: (Cheers)
Mane: So you all depend on the greatest socerer lord in the nation Astandara… Now that he is dead you are all doomed.. Get me their king.
( Knight brings Owen)
Owen: {Laughs} Mane you will never leave this world without regretting this!!!!. Watch your back, he is after you.
Mane: Oh, you make me shiver am so afraid {Laughs again} Who will come after me? You? Hell no!!!!! Astandara? Oh he is no more what a pity. We all know Astandara is the only socerer in the nation all other towns are afraid of, now that he is dead without having a son or a daughter. It means Astandara have no omega. And if the Socererlord of Torshin is dead and dosent bear a son or daughter to pass the powers to, then automatically the power is passed to the second greatest Socererlord in the nation, and that is the Socerelord of Malikos and guess what. That is me!!!!!!!. So right now I am the greatest Socerer in the nation!!!!
Owen: Greatest my foot!!!!!!!. You are no better than a Dog Mane.
Mane: {Slaps him hard} You don't talk to me like that. I rule the biggest town in this nation, you rule the smallest. The difference is clear.
Owen: (Spits on his face) To hell with you.
Mane: (Angry) Get me my sword!!!!!!!
(Knight hands over the sword)
Mane: You thought I will leave you to live so you can come after me as said earlier. Well you are wrong, I will end everything right here.
Owen: Kill me, I will rather die than live under you.
Mane: So be it!!!!!!! ( About to stab Owen)
(An arrow hits one of Mane's men)
Mane: Who did that? (Looks around)
(Arrow hits the second knight)
Mane: (Sights Sandra at the top of the building) There she is!!!!! Get her!!!!!..
(Sandra kills a couple of knights but was later caught and brought to Mane)
Mane: What a brave woman. You had the chance of escaping, but you stood by your husband and never forgot your land. I love that.
Owen: (Faced Sandra) I told you not to come back!!!!
Sandra: I cant leave you.
Mane: Hey, enough love tales. I have an idea. I had an intention of killing Owen, because he spat on my face. Here is another brave woman who killed nine of my Knights. I wanted the greatest punishment for you Owen. But it seems you are ready for death. Why don't I let you live. And slaughter your dear brave wife, right in front of you.
Owen: (Sobbing) No Mane don't do this I beg you don't.
Mane: Wow!!! I said it, that will be a very good idea. I got the greatest punishment for you at last.
Sandra: He is coming for you. Kill me I will die for Torshin.
Mane: Oh, Mrs Brave. I will surely kill you don't be in such a hurry. I am not killing you because of you. I am doing this because of Owen. You are unlucky to be his greatest punishment.
(Brings out his sword and slits Sandra's throat)
Owen: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sobbing) Mane you will pay for this you will pay!!!!!!!!!!! Kill me kill me I have no reason to live please kill me!!!!!!!! (Holds Sandra's corpse tight sobbing)
(The whole crowd watching all started chanting "Long live Torshin")
Mane: Will you all keep shut? The knight standing beside me is Lt. Cole he will be in charge of Torshin as from today. It is official Torshin is now under the control of Malikos, you eat when we want you to eat you drink when we want you to. No questions no idea or you die!!!!!!!
Man from the crowd: I will rather die than bow to your orders.
Mane: Kill that man!!!!
(Man beheaded right in front of everyone)
Mane: That's a lesson for you all. Any other person want to talk while I speak? Who wants to die next!.
(Owen was thrown into the underground prison with his knights)
( Years passed by and cross is becoming a boy)
Astandara: Cross!!!!!! Cross!!!
Cross: Father!!
Astandara: Where were you?
Cross: I went to feed hasser (One of the creatures in the land of dead)
Astandara: Brave kid… you are just 8 and you are as brave as your father..
Cross: My father? But you are my father.
Astandara: That's what am saying you are as brave as me.
( The necklace on Cross chest makes him very bold and brave… he learns many things from Astandara and sometimes goes to a nearby city called Wallnock to get food when they are out of food in the forest)
(19 years past)
Astandara: Cross now that you have known all the terms of socerey, you still need a scroll.. this scroll opens the cave of the kanima.. which the king of Malikos have been looking for since the day he became king..
Cross: I don't understand, so after studying all the books of socery in the nation I still have to look for a scroll that will unlock the kanima… why is the kanima so important…
Astandara: I think its time to reveal the truth…..I am not your father.. You were brought to me when you were four months old, I brought you up with magic, King Mane!! The king of Malikos killed your parent. He did all he could to kill me, but I was the greatest in the nation it was not an easy task for him.
Cross: What are you doing here then? You should have fought against Mane till the last, don't tell me you are coward you betrayed Torshin.
Astandara: Astandara is a very great man everyone knows he can never do such. I was invited as usual to the Armanda festival that used to be done every year in Wallnock. As the greatest Socererlord in the nation my attendance is very vital. I ate and dined with other kings including Mane. He looked so innocent not knowing he was a devil. We ate together and I was the only one poisoned. Morghdad the king of Wallnock was so nice. He immediately took me in the health care but before getting there I died.
Cross: I am not understanding, you died?
Astandara: Yea I really died!!!!! My dead body was brought to Torshin, Now Mane witnessed it that I had died. Owen your father brought me in the inner room. He searched my room and saw a scroll where I wrote how to revive a socererlord before 7days. Owen took it up, most thought it wasn't possible. On the sixth day I came back to life. But the sad thing is I lost my Socery powers, due to the sacrifices that were made during the process of bringing me back to life. That was why I ran away from the city because I am no match for Mane anymore.
Cross: You taught me that if a socererlord's power is off him then the most powerful socerer after him will be the socererlord that has power most according to pecking order. Then Mane is the greatest Socererlord of the nation. Since Malikos sorcererlord is the greatest after Torshin Sorcererlord.
Astandara: (Laughs) You forgot something, you forgot to add if the Sorcererlord of Torshin doesn't have an Omega.
Cross: You have a child? (Surprised)
Astandara: That very day I got poisoned, we drank a lot that I got drunk that night, I was out of control but still very dangerous to attack. I had something with a servant on that day her name is Sylvia. She is a maid in the palace. We had it very hot, due to my drunk state. Later the news got to me that she got pregnant and gave birth to a girl. I named her Vera
Cross: How did the news get to you?
Astandara: The maid wrote a letter to your father, she is the only one that knew I was alive and your parent. We talked through letter via your father, but now its been a long time since your dad is no more available.
Cross: (Breathes Heavily) Mane poisoned you, I am sure the chief chef of wallnock will know about this why is it that only your food was poisoned.
Astandara: Go to wallnock that's where my daughter Vera is staying… she is my omega, and after I die she will be the greatest socerer in the nation.. I will soon join my fathers I am old already so go there and meet her, let her make you her omega because a female can't collect the kanima's ring…
Cross: King Mane!!!! I do hear about him anytime I go to wallnock to get food…. So he killed my father and put you here?? He will pay for this!!!!!!!!!!
Astandara: Just go and revive your city again the greatest socerer in the Nation is from the smallest town in the nation "TORSHIN"…Go and revive your town… Go to wallnock and meet vera..
Cross: Yes father!!!!!!
Astandara: The royal chain around your neck will scare away any demon or creature that comes your way. Always put this on, If any demon or god sees this with you it will scare it and run away….
Cross: Yes father….
( Cross being a bold boy walks through the land of the dead with no fear despite seeing many creatures… He is already used to it. The royal chain across his neck repells all creatures from him)
(Cross enters Wallnock and takes a deep breath)
Cross: Hello Wallnock!!!!!

In the middle of nowhere.

"Ugh... turn of the lights". Said the man groggily.

"I SAID TURN OF THE LIGHTS!". he open his eyes and shout loud.

What he see is endless ray of light that is almost look like a white room. Its like an endless room of abyss of white.

"Wheerre am I?" Said the man stuttering.

"Hello?" Ask the man unsurely.

"Anybody here".....

"Can anyone hear me?" The man shout.

*WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?* Out of nowhere a voice asked.

"Hello? Who is there? Can you help me?" Ask the man desperately.

*WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?* repeated the monotonous voice.

"Whhat? Who are you?" ask the man stuttering.

*WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST REGRET?* repeated the monotonous voice.

Not knowing what to do the man just answer the question...

"Ahm... I think my greatest regret is not following what I really like. You know.. just following what others want you to be..."

*IF YOU CAN COMEBACK WHEN YOU REALISE THAT REGRET ARE YOU CHANGING WHAT YOU DO AND FOLLOW WHATEVER YOU WANT?* said the voice.

"Hmmm... I think no. I will still follow it and continue.. because if I didn't my love once will get disappointed in me and I don't want that" the man answered firmly.

*IF YOU CAN HAVE 3 WISHES WHAT WILL YOU WISH?* the voice asked.

"If I really get a wish freely.. I think I want to travel.. travel to the multiverse like the novel that I've read. Then control my own fate and fix the greatest REGRET of others."

*I WILL GIVE YOU THAT WISH*. the voice said.

"Wawhat....?" The void collapsed.

What will you do if you can see the fate of others, will you change it? or just let them suffer because they can’t control their own fate because of others..

Lets find out.....


Authors Note.....

Pardon my grammar.. English is my not first language. Please be patient and enjoy.

Five known races have lived in the continent of Irae (Latin for Wrath).  Humans, Orcs, Elves, Dwarves, and Beastmen.  But due to the huge area and natural mountains, some races were more isolated than the others!

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The Elves lived in the middle of the continent, surrounding the Tree of Life and worshipping it.  The elves usually lived in the forest surrounding the Tree of Life, but as time passed and culture exchange between them and different races started reoccurring frequently, the elves moved to the outer edge of the forest and built what is known as The Great Barrier, a wall made of fireproof wood blessed by the Tree of Life itself!  The Elves lived outside The Great Barrier and built the great city of Alfheim in a shape of a circle with walls separating its most outward part, middle part, and inner part.  The outward part was heavily militarized and was used for any purpose of outer contact with other races, while the middle part contained the non-combatant related procedures such as crafting and learning, it also where young elves are raised.  The inner part of Alfheim contained the Tree of Life and the forest that surrounds it, and is used for religious purposes, and is the place where the Arche Elves live.

Due to a great event the Elves found themselves in a position of power, as the race that suffered the fewest causalities in the Greatest Catastrophe the elves made sure to use their new standing to prosper!  Ever after the Greatest Catastrophe the elves has triumphed over other races and was the race to have enough influence to convince other races to use their currency the Solidus which soon became the international currency used until the Human Rebellion.  Growing prosperous, the elves finally were able to discover the sixth race that exists in the continent, the Mermaids.  The Elves became the leader of the alliance of the Six United Races to defend against the foreign invasion of the Outlanders. Being the leaders of economy till recent days gave an unmeasurable advantage to the elves, great armors and weapons for their armies, the freedom to focus more on their religious believes and duties than farming, and the development of their culture in a degree higher than any other.

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The Humans have wandered the south east of Irae since times immemorial.  As the civilization started in the savage hot deserts had destined humans to grow as roaming wanderers and to tame animals to ensure their survival, but soon planting began near the rivers, and small villages started to appear, a hierarchy started to appear and become more distinct as life became more stable and population increased.  The religions started to appear and develop, most of the main religions that appeared through history were of Polytheistic nature, and fewer Monotheistic in nature.  As population grew, so did craftmanship, tribalism and conflict.  It wasn't until crossing the Great Mountains of the South to the north east that humans finally crossed path with the Orcs, and as a common enemy has appeared, humanity finally united, and with this unity grew much stronger than ever before.  With the new united humanity, kingdoms start appearing, and religion starts to become more powerful and influential.  Invasions outward and occupation of the savanna north of the Great Mountains of the South soon followed, but the glorious days didn't continue for long as the hoard of Orcs soon appeared, attacking into the mainland of the Humans, slaughtering them by the masses, kingdoms fell, kings slain, women raped, men tortured and kept as pets, humanity was finally taking its final stand as the heroes stepped up and rebelled the orcs out of the desert back into their savanna.  The hatred continued to escalate until Humanity was united in one cause, (Kill all the Orcs in the North).  With dire need, craftmanship improved, and new arts of war and tactics were developed, a new more fighting oriented religions started to appear, and laws forbidding the killing of humans were implemented for the first time.

The Humans rose to great power as they finally broke through the Orcs defenses and conquered the southern savanna, it was not until villages and towns were built in the southern savanna that humans came into contact with both the elves and beastmen.  As the elves started destroying human settlements after being weakened by beastmen raids, a new Monotheistic religion has appeared to the south, it soon became the dominant religion because of the strength and wisdom of its.  The leader soon became the emperor of humanity through controlling people' believes through religion.  With unity humans have grown stronger, enough to overcome the raids of beastmen and the invasions of the elves.  Humans was one of the participants in the Greatest Catastrophe, lost their leader, their villages north of the Great Mountains of the South and, lost their religious value after the horrors of the Greatest Catastrophe.

Humanity never recovered after Greatest Catastrophe as they were soon enslaved by the elves who didn't play a huge role in the events of the Greatest Catastrophe.  Later, the humans became vassals of the elves and agreed to use their currency the Solidus as their main currency.  Humans paid an annual tax in food and coins to the elves as their master state for centuries and participated in the war against the Outlanders.  It wasn't until the Human Rebellion that humans freed themselves from being vassals to the Elves.

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The Orcs dominated the southern savanna and the competed with the beastmen over the western jungles.  Unlike other races, the Orcs are known for their quick productivity and huge population.  The tremendous increase in population forced the orcs to always move from one spot to another, hunting and feeding on any nutrient they managed to get their hands on.  As one of the most dominant races at the beginning of times, orcs usually raided the elves and is the only race that managed to physically contact Tree of Life the other than the elves themselves before the construction of The Great Barrier.

The Orcs played a pivotal role in the development of other races as they were surrounded by the Humans to the south, the Elves to the north, the beastmen to the west.  Unlike the elves who had a strategic location in the forest were food grows plentiful, the orcs lived in the savanna, which forced them to develop a warlord shamanic religion that includes many gods.  The orcs hunted, gathered and did all what they could to survive, but through the development of tools and the taming of animals, the orcs were finally able to focus their attention outside, toward the surrounding nations.  The orcs were the first to make contact with other races which proved advantageous through enabling the theft of other races technology and implementing them.  The orcs didn't take long to invent agriculture, but the yield soon became not enough to feed the huge population, soon the villages near the rivers became places to nurture younger orcs into adulthood, once adult the orcs will be forced to leave the villages in order to hunt and raid to survive.

As one of the participants of the Greatest Catastrophe the orcs have lost most of their population as the Greatest Catastrophe took place in their land.  The Tales of the Catastrophe is told through orc folk lore and is the only known historic book to recite the events of the Greatest Catastrophe.

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Voidne is the unluckiest person in the world.  Just like his mother, he needs to work 5 times harder than normal people, just to achieve the same thing.

But one day the unlucky Voidne crossed through a wormhole by a mistake, that sent him into a parallel universe to occupy the body of the Voidne from that universe.

The new parallel universe was more advanced, and a new game was about to get released.  It was a VRMMORPG, that is going to be super popular.  Even companies were going to fight over occupying this game.

Voidne who was the unluckiset person in the world, is now the luckiest person in the world...  

See how Voidne's life will change!

[BURR]
There's nothing rich folks love more, than going downtown and slummin' it with the poor! They pull up in their carriages and gawk at the students in the common just to watch 'em talk! Take Philip Schuyler, the man is loaded. Uh-oh! But little does he know that his daughters, Peggy, Angelica, Eliza, sneak into the city just to watch all the guys at--


[COMPANY]
Work! Work!


[ANGELICA]
Angelica!


[COMPANY]
Work! Work!


[ELIZA]
Eliza!


[PEGGY]
And Peggy.


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA]
The Schuyler sisters!


[ANGELICA]
Angelica!


[PEGGY]
Peggy!


[ELIZA]
Eliza!


[COMPANY]
Work!


[PEGGY]
Daddy said to be home by sundown...


[ANGELICA]
Daddy doesn't need to know.


[PEGGY]
Daddy said not to go downtown...


[ANGELICA]
Like I said, you're free to go!
But--
Look around, look around! The Revolution's happening in New York! (New York)


[COMPANY]
Angelica! Work!


[PEGGY]
It's bad enough Daddy wants to go to war...


[ELIZA]
People shouting in the square...


[PEGGY]
It's bad enough that there'll be violence on our shore...


[ELIZA]
New ideas in the air...


[ELIZA]
Look around, look around! Angelica, remind me what we're looking for...


[MALE COMPANY]
She's looking for me!


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA/COMPANY]
Eliza, I'm looking for a mind at work! (Work! Work!)
I'm looking for a mind at work. (Work! Work!)
I'm looking for a mind at work. (Work! Work!)
Whoa! Whoa! Work!


[BURR]
Whoo! There's nothing like summer in the city, someone in a rush next to someone looking pretty. "Excuse me, Miss, I know it's not funny, but your perfume smells like your Daddy's got money! Why you slummin' in the city in fancy heels? You searching for an urchin who can give you ideals?"


[ANGELICA]
"Burr, you disgust me!"


[BURR]
"Ah, so you've discussed me? I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me!"


[ANGELICA]
"I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine. So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane. You want a revolution? I want a revelation! So listen to my declaration!"


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA]
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal!"


[ANGELICA]
And when I meet Thomas Jefferson...


[COMPANY]
Oh!


[ANGELICA]
Imma compel him to include women in the sequel! Work!


[ELIZA]
Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now! Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now!


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA]
History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world! In the greatest city in the world!


[ANGELICA]
I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine


[PEGGY/ELIZA]
Look around, look around


[ANGELICA]
So men say that I'm intense or I'm insane


[PEGGY/ELIZA]
The Revolution's happening in New York!


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA]
You want a revolution? I want a revelation! So listen to my declaration! "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal!"
Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now! Look around, look around, at how lucky we are to be alive right now!
History is happening in Manhattan and we just happen to be in the greatest city in the world! In the greatest city in the world!


[COMPANY]
Work! Work!


[ANGELICA]
Angelica!


[COMPANY]
Work! Work!


[ELIZA]
Eliza!


[PEGGY]
And Peggy!


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA]
The Schuyler sisters!


[ANGELICA/PEGGY/ELIZA/COMPANY]
We're looking for a mind at work!
Work! Whoa! Hey!
Work! Whoa! Hey!
Work! Whoa! Hey!
Work! Whoa! Hey!
In the greatest city in the world!
In the greatest city in the world!

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