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Zhao Yao came back to Cat Wonderland and wanted to activate the evolution.
He chose to complete the task and watched the mission panel for the collection of meteorite fragments disappear. There was an additional evolution panel on top of the basic mission panel, diamond hall, and lucky draw.
Zhao Yao clicked on it and realized that he had already signed a contract with 8 cats. Matcha, Elizabeth, and Ares were all included.
He chose Matcha and saw an evolution button. He pressed the button with anticipation and saw a line of red words.
"Level is insufficient. Unable to activate evolution."
Zhao Yao was stunned and then he noticed the small line of words behind underneath. Evolution can only be activated when Level 10 is reached.
"It has to be Level 10?" Zhao Yao was glad that he did not spend his experience points randomly. He took a look at the panel. 
BOOK: Level 8 (70207/100000)
Matcha: Level 8 (13010/50000)
Elizabeth: Level 9 (6800/100000)
Dust Ball: Level 9 (6100/100000)
Ares: Level 8 (6100/50000)
Lucifer: Level 8 (1200/50000)
Sphynx Cat: Level 7 (6200/20000)
Catherine: Level 8 (1200/50000)
Diana Level 8 (500/50000)
He looked at all of the experience points and sighed. "I cannot activate the evolution. I need a hundred thousand more experience points. Even though Elizabeth and Dust Ball both have the highest Levels, they have not reached Level 10. Looks like I have to collect more experience points.
Thinking of this, Zhao Yao stood up and looked at the three cats, who were scratching and sniffing at the canned food. "Stop eating. There is something important to do."
"What?" the three cats asked. "Don't you already have all the meteorite fragments?" 
"How is collecting meteorite fragments enough? We have to do more meaningful things." Zhao Yao waved his hand and said to Merlin, "Predict, which supercat in this world needs our help now."
Upon hearing Zhao Yao, the three cats looked at each other and thought that the Zhao Yao in front of them was a fake. Even Sheriff thought that his powers malfunctioned as he heard Zhao Yao's thoughts of wanting to help.
Zhao Yao shook his head. "It is not easy for you to predict if there is too little information right? Then…" He took out his phone and logged into the Cat web.
"There are many supercats and apostles here. We can see who needs help and we can predict accordingly."
Soon, Zhao Yao started shouting. "Look, this cat posted that he is troubled that he can't slim down. We should help him."
The post wrote, "Are there any other cats like me, who do not want to get up after lying down and sleep more than 18 hours? Recently, my weight has been getting out of control and I can't slim down. Are there any recommendations?"
Anthony hesitated, "This is too little information. Merlin can't be precise about the location."
"It's okay." Zhao Yao clicked on his profile picture and said, "We can look at the post he has posted. The more we scroll, the more we will know."
While Zhao Yao brought the three cats with him to do good deeds, Matcha sneaked into the gym on the third floor of Cat Wonderland.
The orange cat stuck his head out from behind the wall and looked at Bai Quan, who was exercising.
Although he could no longer borrow Sphynx cat's powers, Bai Quan had already gotten use to exercising everyday. He would come to the gym everyday just for fun.
Matcha looked at Bai Quan and typed in his phone, "Second choice is Bai Quan. He has a good temper, gentle personality, and can cook great cat food. He never mistreats cats and does not bring stray cats home, extort them, threaten them or kidnap."
Matcha listed a whole list of Bai Quan's qualities and nodded. "It should be safe for Bai Quan to adopt the kitten." 
While Matcha was observing, a few men walked up and looked at Bai Quan with envy. "Great muscles."
Bai Quan laughed and said, "You guys aren't that bad too."
"How are we comparable to you?" The guys continued. "Look here, look at your great waistline."
Bai Quan patted them on the shoulder and said, "Xiao Mao, you have to work on your back muscles."
"I have been too busy with work. Why don't you teach us how to use this equipment?"
"Wow! The strength! You must be really powerful!"
Matcha's sweat dripped as he watched them touch each other and compliment each other. "It feels weird."
"Bai Quan… Out!" 
Matcha looked at the list on his phone. "Next is Zhao Xue. I hope Zhao Xue will not disappoint me."
…
In the United States.
Transmigrating in consciousness dimension, Amakusa laid on the sofa and looked at his new body. Then, he said, "This planet is interesting."
Amakusa sat in front of the desk and controlled the computer. "What a weird civilization. The race here seem to revere us greatly and even bred a large amount of subspecies. These subspecies evolved to become supercats.
Amakusa said, "Forget it. I should just control their leader, dominate their army, and rule the planet!" 
Giggle looked at the computer screen and said, "What is fun about ruling the planet? I have a better idea."
Amakusa asked, "What is it?"
Giggle said, "Have you seen the online games here?"
"Online games? What is that?" Amakusa said excitedly. "Oh ya, I just watched the Avengers. It was so funny. Do you want to watch it with me again?"
"Can't you use your energy for something more meaningful?" Giggle said. "Come let's figure out how to play this game together. I think we can use this to dominate the planet."
Amakusa answered, "There is nothing interesting about that. I shall watch it by myself then. It is so funny."
Then, a female voice sounded, "Jordan! David Beckham! It is time to eat!"
Amakusa was possessing a British Shorthair. He jumped up and licked his lips. "I've got to go. The humans are about to offer their offerings. I wonder what is there to eat." 
Amakusa jumped off the table causally and walked to the kitchen with his tail held high. "I need to be more graceful. These primitive people treat us like gods. We should maintain the pride and grace of gods so that they will continue to revere us."
"You should really try the online games. They are very useful for my future plans of ruling the planet."


"Let go of that kitty cat!"

A shooting star whizzed through the sky, causing countless super powers to appear on Earth.

However, the main characters that awaken during this phenomenon aren't humans, but cats...

During this event, this same thought appeared in the minds of countless cats: "Am I a god?"

Zhao Yao, an ordinary human, is the only person that can control these super cats.

Zhao Yao: "Am I a god?"

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TL's Intro：

Zhao Yao, the protagonist of the story, is the most ordinary man you could possibly imagine. Since graduating from college, he had been engulfed by his bureaucratic workplace and its toxic environment. To make things worse, he has neither a car, money nor a girlfriend. The only silver lining was his fat and lazy cat, Matcha, which provided a semblance of company and friendship.

However, things were about to change drastically for Zhao Yao and Matcha. One shooting star will transform their lives into anything but ordinary.

Konoha...

Uzumaki residence.....

Naruto was setting in front of the monitor in his research lab. 

"SIC so after all of this working we have only found that the sharingan and Byakugan had more transformation then I knew of" Naruto was still scanning the pair of "Byakugan " by implementing Chakra through his Chakra strings which was an improved version of the previous one. 

"Affirmative sir. From our research we have found that it's all about Chakra inputting before the 3rd evolution of both of the eyes " Sic explained. 

"Right it's all about Chakra in the world of shinobi and from the look of the dojutsu we can come to the conclusion that although the the power the eyes poses are different but the source of the dojutsu is same and what more that makes it interesting is that the power of the eyes are almost balanced but after all the evidence the byakugan wins by a big marine " Naruto commented while putting the Nara clans blood that he got from Shikamaru the other day.

"Affirmative sir. The byakugan user will always win against always win against a sharingan owner or the correct sentence should be at the same level of evolved dojutsu a Hyuga is always on a higher level than an Uchiha " Sic agreed with Naruto

"Yes I know about the way of evolution of those eyes. 

The final stage of a sharingan until it evolved into a mangekyou sharingan is a 3 tomoe sharingan but it will never win against a Hyuga in one one fight. 

Then comes the mangekyou sharingan before it evolved to an eternal mangekyou sharingan but on the other hand the evolution of Byakugan is Tensegun also known as the reinforcement eye. 

This 2nd evolution for both dojutsu had their own flows the Tenseigan must be connected with the alter, while the Mangekyou sharingan user will lose his light but still the mangekyou sharingan user will lose to the one using the Tenseigan because the Tenseigan is almost as powerful as Rinnegan what is even stronger than the eternal mangekyou sharingan. 

Then comes the 3 evolution of the sharingan the eternal version, the eternal mangekyou sharingan which do not makes one lose light but the the "Byakugan's 3rd evolution is true Tenseigan what does not need and connection with alter and No one knows it's limits 

So it's come to a easy conclusion and which one is stronger in power... " Naruto was discussing about the pros and cons about the dojutsu but got interrupted by the system

"Sir you should look at this" Sic called Naruto who was trying to mix the "Sharingan and byakugan"

"what is it it's just the Nara clans bloodline " Naruto looked at the monitor and complained about it because he was not interested in that too much because "it's just about shadow which have a lot of weakness in it and also has the limit of... " Naruto was complaining and then he saw the extent that could be used the Nara clans power "Why did the Nara clan never got to unlock the power of their blood, or they didn't know about it "

Then Naruto continued to experiment with different kinds of blood. 






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At noon time

Konoha...

Hokage Tower....

"Anbu go and bring Naruto here from the Academy " Hokage called the Anbu.

"Hai" The anbu despaired



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Konoha....

Ninja Academy....

After having a good discovery last night Naruto was feeling good but the down side of the things are he was living alone in the house like how he used to be and that felt lonely.

"Naruto what do you think about the Uchiha boy" Sikamaru.

"oh, what about the the 'I am Mr cool' does something happen recently " Naruto asked

"No it's not like that you see correct days he had lost a lot of popularity among the girls. Thanks to someone " Sikamaru

"Oh that. It's not like I did it purposely and.... " Naruto while shaking his head 

"oi . You two stop talking in the class " Iruka interrupted them from speaking among each other by throwing 2 pieces of chowk at them. 

"Man I am so bored " Sikamaru complaining 

"You are always like that" Naruto comments 

Then they didn't talk and the class procedures went smoothly. 


"let's go it's the same boring physical training class " Sikamaru got up while complaining. 

"Naruto do you have any food left " Choji asked while preparing to get out with them. 

"there are some candies do you want some " Naruto answered Choji while putting an orange flavor into his mouth. 
"Yes give me some l am all out of chips " Choji replied while nodding at Naruto. 

"oh Naruto give me a lemon flavor if you have " Shikamaru who was walking in front of him also took one while they were at it. 

While enjoying the candies they finally reached the Academy training ground. 

"Everyone stand in a line and come to throw your kunai and shuriken when I call your name " Iruka said looking at the students in front of him. 

"First we are going to be starting from Sasuke " Mizuki called Sasuke's who went out of the line and stood at the place from where he should throw but before throwing he looked at Naruto like he was challenging Naruto 

'why is he looking at me like I have stolen his wife or something ' Naruto thought to himself 

After giving a cold glance at Naruto, Sasuke looked at the mark and put his head on his ninja tool pocket and took out his things and started shooting at the targets with perfect accuracy by shooting at the mark. Then again looked at Naruto like he wanted to say 'how was that dobe, now let's see how you do it '

There was nothing important to talk about about how everyone did but one thing happened that was funny 
If I must say. 

"Shino Aburame come " Iruka called his name but shino did not come to shooting the Ninja tool and started to explain that he is a insect user ninja and there is no use for him to use tools like others and more. 

"'Fine I give up OK next..." Iruka again started to call names. 

'"Next Naruto UZUMAKI " finally Naruto's name was called. 
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Author Note:

 What do you think about the dojutsu. Which one do you think strong. 

One more thing do you think I should explain about dojutsu and everything about it or just give Naruto a dojutsu just like that. If you want explanation then I have already made it comment.

A crazy businesses man dies while he was going to space and died in a rocket accident and reincarnated in Naruto's body and now we are going to see how does a businessman handle his life in the world of Naruto. What changes does he make in this world?

Remember he will not be a businessman all the time though.

[ 'Lightning Cloud' adapted the (Longsword) form. ]
Using full 'Elemental Armament' with thunder element on 'Lightning Cloud', then coating it with both lightning and wind, I jumped and released my first test attack.
"GRAAAAAHHHHH"
Thump!
'As expected.'
Barely half a scale fell the ground which I stored inside my ring as Corrupted Shen Long continued to roar, sending icy solidified clouds at my way…
'Only Thunder element is effective…'
As a mythical dragon who manipulated weather, it wasn't that strange if the elements it controlled, Lightning, Wind & Water brought it no harm.
Flashing away before they even hit, I already grasped a simple plan to deal with it.
'It's dumb as expected using the most AoE damaging method to attack even me, an individual attacker…'
Thinking back to the words of that blond paladin, I could summarize what the demons' plan consisted of…
It was obvious to say that this Corrupted Shen Long was the 'Bomb' they talked about, it was actually a simple yet effective plan.
Exhaust their forces, then exhaust it again, and force the leftover forces to defend their citizens as long as they can or just fight and destroy the capital in the process.
The question was just how did they obtain a dragon, and manage to corrupt it that easily…
The corruption was already too effective that the dragon lost every ounce of intelligence and only wanted to bring destruction, I would say that its state was even worse than the Thunder Lion's who still had some mental energy persisting his corruption…
So the only option was to…
'Sorry…'
Kill it in one go! So it will no longer suffer the misery of being a soulless murder machine!
There was no need to fight more or bring more pain to it…
Pushing all my thunder elements out of my body to lengthen the blade so it could cut the huge dragon's neck...
'Exchange Thunder Style, Sword Streaking Through the sky'!
'May you rest in peace.'
[ You have absorbed the blood essence of a corrupted 'Juvenile Sky Dragon' , purification in progress… ]
[ You have received 384,679,846 EP! ]
[ You have leveled up! ]
[ You have leveled up! ]
[ You have leveled up! ]
[ You have leveled up! ]
[ You have leveled up! ]
[ You have reached level 102! ]
[ You have surpassed level 100! ]
[ 2nd requirement of evolution satisfied! ]
[ You have absorbed the blood essence of a superior transcendental race! ]
[ 3nd requirement of evolution satisfied! ]
[ Would you like to start your evolution now? ]
'No.'
[ Would you like to start your evolution now? ]
[ Would you like to start your evolution now? ]
'Stop spamming…'
Luckily after the third time of asking the notif froze no more sending another repeat notif…
'That's an unexpected bonus, but now is not the time for that.'
I suddenly felt the exhaustion of over-drawing my elements, but I still didn't get my body out of combat mode, in case an 'Overseer' pops out anytime soon…
"That evil dragon is no more!"
"We are saved!"
"Hurray"
[ Your Title 'Unknown hero' evolves into 'Hero of Lightning Capital'! ]
[ You have received the title 'Friend of Dragons'! ]
'What?'
{Finally!}
'Eh? Again?'
{My son is no longer shackled by these filthy shackles}
'Wait a sec…'
I seemed to have overlooked the fact that the Sky Dragon's corpse was still hovering in the air for some reason…
'Another mental energy influence…?'
Crackle… crackle...
Suddenly the corpse started shining as it produced crackling sound before… the corpse was completely sucked into two points…
Are these…
'Eggs?'
{Yes and no.}
'I won't be surprised that you can hear me, but at least an introduction would be nice.'
{Oho, you seem to be a very funny human, but as you wish, I'm ????, the ancestors of all dragons.}
'Oh, and what brings the mental connection of the great dragon ancestor here…'
{I'm here to see my son, the one and only sky dragon.}
'He isn't…'
{Of course he isn't dead! While we dragons aren't eternal, we don't die that easily!}
'...'
{Nevermind, I will just summarize it to you since your help will be needed, dragons are singular creatures, myths, and even concepts, just like Sky here, there is also Volcanic, Tree… and so on, but they only exist as one creature, unlike wyverns and other inferior creatures that are linked to our race…}
{Although dragons live long, they can't just keep on maturing, they live in cycles, once they reach the epitome of their maturing, they start over from eggs to whelps and so on, every cycle could take from 100~1000 years, of course, I'm in expectation that doesn't need to go through that…}
{As for Sky, he seemed to have been found when he changing cycles, being captured as an egg, and masked off by some hideous filthy shackles which made it impossible for me to provide help…}
'Is it the same existence that stopped those old powerhouses…?'
{You don't need to know… back to where we were, so Sky was almost lost, but thanks to your help he is now free, just that he is too damaged to grow in is own again and not in complete form at that.}
{As such, he split into two cycles at the same time to recover… so I require you to fulfill a task for me.}
'Which is?'
{You just have to take care of one of his cycles, and convince the other chosen one to take care of the other one.}
'Who-'
Before I could even respond, I was assaulted by the very hard egg which suddenly hit my stomach…
'Just why does this have to be so similar…'
{Oh it's? That's weird then, anyway, it seems like the Water-Wind Persona has chosen you as for the Lightning-Wind one...}
"Ouch…"
'I should have guessed…'
The target of the egg was...
"Hey! 'Demon Hunter'! What happened here! Also what is this strange egg shaped thing…"
Was the surprisingly too early to arrive Ellona…
{You just have to supply it was your true Wind source which you are about to…}
'Is this game broken or something…?'


Doomed to die!

Facing such a fate, Ian Cloud, the crippled genius, has to make a choice…

Either to wait for his impending death while decaying slowly, or to run into its embrace head-first for a chance to struggle and live on!

Follow Ian as he enters the astonishing world of ‘The Lost Realm’, a super realistic VR game where danger lurks everywhere and getting logged out equals death.

Will he manage to survive now that he is no longer restricted by his physical flaw? Or will he lose his last chance to fix his broken reality?


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What an annoying day, first I had to look after some strangers and they even began to show some hostility only because I wasn't acting like their babysitter. Not only that, when we returned, I got questioned about the survivors' wounds. It was a pain in the ass, but they were right. I shouldn't try to train them if they want to be protected, then that's fine. Instead of getting experience while fighting the small fries, they should gain experience against the big guns, or die in the process.

'Why was I even trying to train a bunch of strangers? Whether they live or die, nothing will change for me.'

Instead of thinking about that kind of thing, I began to prepare myself to hunt some monsters. Since I already broke sensorial limit nineteen times, only a new and fast type of monster would be able to ambush me at night. But even of something like that appears, nothing will change. A new challenge like that would be appreciated because it would give me a lot of evolution coins and also would train me.

Since it was still early, everyone was in the lobby. Sabrina was telling in details to Harry and Rose what happened in the entire day, and Sarah was healing the survivors. Sandra seemed to be thinking seriously about something, and to my surprise, Claire and the kids blocked my way to the exit.

"Ethan," Claire said with a serious expression on her face. "I have a favor to ask."

"I politely refuse."

It was probably something troublesome; I don't have time to waste with them. Since more and more survivors were dying every day. I didn't mind about lending a hand to the survivors on the hotel once in a while. But I would never do that every single day.

"I want to you to help me to look after the kids tomorrow," Claire said, ignoring my words. "We are going to test their weapons tomorrow."

"If you have a favor to ask, then say I need your help and don't say I want your help."

Seriously, every single one of them is a pain the ass. But the topic interested me a little, thanks to that, I noticed that every kid was carrying a half-meter long mini-helicopter. I thought those are just toys, but it seemed to be their weapons. I noticed it thanks to the cannon and the arrows under the mini-helicopters.

"So you followed my idea, huh. I thought an adult like you wouldn't follow the suggestion of a brat like me."

"Yeah, I didn't want to follow your idea because I knew that you say this," Claire said while trying to keep calm. "But, the ideas I had were too expensive to create. While I could create those with only 500 evolution coins."

Those were cheaper than I thought, but the kids would be able to use them even without being survivors? Could they even use MP? I guess they could since I also created the arrows before I killed the first rat, and now they want to see them in action. The kids looked at me with a lot of expectation in their eyes, they wanted to leave the hotel, and they also wanted to help us. So that was only natural.

"Well, it's only for a day, then it's all right. I'll help you guys."

The kids began to jump and celebrate, poor kids; they are so naïve. If I were in their position, I would gladly spend all my day in the safety of the hotel. But I needed the evolution coins. Besides, that place was too damn boring. Not only that, without anything to keep my mind busy. I would only remember the fact that my family left me in this area, and also would remember the criminals' faces.

"You are wrong," Claire declared with her mischievous smile. "We will need your help every two days if those weapons prove to be useful."

I was speechless, but soon I recovered, there's no way that I would that. I already have my problems and aims; I can't waste so much time helping others.

"You have no choice," Claire declared, smiling." It is for the greater good; besides, you are the only one with the necessary skills for the job. Obviously, I'm going too, but I can't keep an eye on the kids and at our surroundings at the same time."

"Greater good my ass, and of course I have a choice. No one can make me follow your orders."

"Mind your language in front of the kids," Claire said. "Of course, I can't make you follow my orders. But you have to follow the council's commands."

"Council? What council?"

"While you were playing around with monsters, "Claire said, smiling again. "We decided to form a council, to organize the survivors' jobs, supplies, look for other survivors, and train the new ones. Harry, Rose, Sarah, Sandra, and I are the members of the council."

Playing around with monsters… her words annoyed me, but I decided to keep calm, she was just messing with me.

"That's very funny, the council you created was formed by all the adults around."

"It doesn't matter if it's funny or not," Claire said. "For now, since you are a spoiled brat, you'll have a day off every three days. Your function in this survivor's camp will be to help me to protect the kids when they leave the hotel and to protect the other survivors when they are hunting."

Those guys… they had decided my functions without even consulting me. When I looked at them, I noticed that they were also looking at me, but as fast as they could, they turned their heads to the other side. But Sandra didn't; it seemed that she and Claire were the only ones who weren't fazed by my angry stare.

However, they had a point; for both functions, I was the most obvious choice. But I also knew that they were doing that to keep an eye on me. In a way, it was pointless to help them, but it was also necessary. A single person wouldn't be able to change anything, but many people could do it. Besides, if I refused their 'orders,' I would be what Claire said, a spoiled brat who only cares about himself.

"If that is the case, then I want to hear those orders directly from the mouth of the members of the council."

"Unfortunately," Claire said while looking at Harry's group doing absolutely nothing. "They are busy at the moment. Anyway, those are your orders. We'll leave one hour after sunrise; you are free to do whatever you want until then. Don't be late."

Claire ignored my glare and left… whatever, I just have to do that during the day anyway. I could hunt monsters at night and rest while I keep an eye on them. Without wasting time, I left the hotel to hunt. Soon I would break the sensorial limit for the twentieth time, and I was curious to see if I would receive another skill. But unfortunately, that didn't happen that night because I didn't find any evolved monster.

When the morning came, I returned to the hotel. And at the appointed time, Claire and the kids were still eating their breakfast. Claire was even taking her sweet time, slowly eating some apples. But I just ignored her pathetic attempt to make me angry, and I waited for them.

At the time we left the hotel, Harry's group was also leaving, but they went in the opposite direction to look for survivors. I didn't saw them, but it seemed that they managed to bring three survivors yesterday. Because they were still malnourished, Sandra would stay in the hotel to look after them and keep an eye on the place.

After a few hours, I fully understood my status as the kids' watchdog. I only had to give them the direction where they could find mutant rats, and I had to keep an eye on the mutant cats. But even so, I didn't manage to kill a single monster, all because Claire would readily kill them from a distance of more than one hundred meters with a single shot. Not only that, she always grinned at me after those shots. It looked like we were competing or something. Like I care about such things. However, I had to admit, her experience as a top-tier archery athlete and her breaking her physical limit and sensorial limit several turned times her into a monster. She was still using her first bow, and even though she never used, she always carried around Martin's crossbow on her back.

But the field test had been a success; the kids' weapons/toys were able to kill mutant rats with just two shots. Their accuracy was almost perfect, but while looking at the kids' controllers, I noticed the aim in the screen moving around without being controlled. It looked like it was searching for enemies… an auto-aiming function. And that thing only cost 500 evolution coins?

However, there were a few downsides. Every minute the controller would consume one MP of the kids, not only that, if the helicopters were more than one hundred meters away from the kids, the MP spent would increase. Also, every mini-helicopter could only carry fifteen arrows. Thanks to all of those downsides, we had to stop more than a few times on that day. But at least they managed to reach the halfway point to break the limits for the first time. A group of ten kids killed 250 mutant rats without even suffering a single wound. That day had been a success for them.

Since her job was to only look after the kids if she couldn't see any monsters around, Claire on the way back was being quite talkative. I guess that was a necessary trait to be a good teacher.

"So," Claire said while keeping the kids walking side-by-side." What has been bothering you?"

"Mind your own business."

I was too busy, keep an eye on every direction to waste time with a pointless conversation. Besides, there was no way that I would talk about what bothers me or not to a person who I barely knew. Maybe I was a pathetic and dumb guy, but even that had limits.

"You know," Claire said, showing a relaxed expression." You shouldn't worry too much about small things. They are alive, right? That should be enough for you. Maybe you are still here because something happened to the statue they found, or they are facing another problem."

So annoying… for her, it looked like I didn't think about that possibility. I thought about many possibilities. But none of those were a good enough reason for me. Forget it, thinking about that would only make me upset and make me lose my focus. It was better just ignore her.

That said, even though I lost many hours without getting a single evolution coin. I wasn't feeling that annoyed, Claire showing off and her taunts were undoubtedly annoying. But at least, I did something meaningful that day; I helped the kids to give their first step in amidst the chaos. One day, they would be capable of surviving by themselves, and on that day, I'll feel proud because I helped them to reach that strength.

When we arrived at the hotel, we found Harry's group and four new faces. Another group of skinny people, but at least all of them had a weapon.

"No broken bones today," Sandra said while frowning. "For someone of your age, it seems that you have a soft spot for kids."

"Shut… whatever."

Even though her comments were annoying, I had to respect the elders. So I changed my words before I could complete my sentence. Thanks to that, I heard some people laughing.

"By the look of the kids," Harry said impressed. It seems that the field test was successful, am I right?"

"Yeah," Claire said, smiling." Thanks to them, the population of mutant rats in the city decreased by 250."

"That's better than I thought," Harry said. "My idea of auto-aiming paid off, right?"

So that was his idea, even though he doesn't look, Harry is pretty creative.

"That's good to know," Rose said while she was making other plans in her head. "That means that we can use this method with those who didn't kill a single monster yet. Although, we will have to invest a lot of evolution coins on them."

"Miss Claire," Frank said with his eyes sparkling. "Since we did well today, why don't we go tomorrow too?"

"No," Claire answered with a serious expression on her face. "Tomorrow, all of you will study all day."

Oh, boy… the hell broke loose in the city, and those kids still had to study? And I thought that they had been leisurely living in the hotel. It seems Claire had been forcing them to study. In a sense, it was admirable, but it also looked like a waste of time.

Since my job was over; I decided to sleep a little. That would be better because tomorrow would be the twentieth day, and rested I would be able to hunt more monsters and receive more rewards.

"See you in two days, Ethan," Claire said, showing her small and mischievous smile." Don't be late, or the council will punish you."

That woman… she seriously pisses me off.

In a single instant, we lost everything. All the technology and progress made by the humankind stopped working. However, that was just the beginning of a new age of evolution — an era marked by battles and fighting for survival to make humanity reach the next level.

To me, the end of our civilization made me realize many things. It made me realize how I was short-sighted and weak. Many people died in just a few days. And that made me understand how humankind was soft.

But in the end, all my struggles were for naught. In the end, everything made me understand what I truly was. I was just a...


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~22st of July of the 3rd Year in the Chryxian Calendar~

—Undine POV—

"Well then, we'll be going now" I said to Sum and Spring-neechan.

""Take care"" They said while waving their hands as we go farther and farther from them.

We are all of course riding a convoy to Saizony with the same members and the same total numbers of 80 people.

The journey will be quite awkward and funny... for me at least.

Everyone except from Sea, Veronica, and the fairies, started avoiding my eyes whenever I look at them after their punishment was over.

I looked at Eileen and asked "Was it that traumatizing?"

I made sure that their punishment is toned down to the point that it would not cause any traumatic experience.

Eileen finally looked at my eyes but with a deadpan expression and said "The experience was not traumatizing. It's just that you're too scary"

I just giggled at her answer.

Well, through our journey to Saizony, I managed to mend our relationship through time.

It took us a 4 days to arrive in Saizony.

~26th of July~

Specifically the forward outpost where the mercenaries are now arriving left and right in order to get quick cash through war.

Even adventurers who applied for this type of work also joined in, but the Adventurer's Guild considered this as an individual action and the Guild is not responsible of their actions.

Which clearly means that of course, The Adventurer's Guild is mainting a neutral attitude in this war.

Our convoy was extremely conspicuous, because of our numbers which is bigger than that of a usual mercenary group plus with 79 warhorses which we got from the bandits that Veronica defeated before which the fairies then train the horses to the art of war of the horses which caused the evolution condition to be met and made the ordinary horses evolve into warhorses.

Evolution is quite a pain in the ass, because it will only tell you once in your entire life and you either must remember it or unconsciously forget about it.

It's not like those system novels, because how evolution works is purely instinctive which can be either obvious or a pain in the ass to know.

In my case, I was slowly told over time in my head on how to evolve to next class, that was when I was still a Basic Class Spirit, but it was just yesterday that I know for some odd reason that I fulfill all evolution requirements except one which is to fulfill my previous goal.

I still haven't gathered enough resources to do it though...

I managed to find a way to use my nature element. I only have enough skill to grow a sprout.

The wind Spirit has to wait later.

Now that I think about it... I still wasn't told about the name of Veronica's trusted confidant.

Well... We have a lot of time.

We moved to a vacant lot and rent it from the official nearby and we began setting up a camp.

Eileen and Seraphine along with 3 other girls who look intimidating with their weapon of an axe, scyth, and a dual sword.

"Take care!" I said to them. I am not that particularly worried about them being attacked, but worried that they would be taken advantage of.

We parked the carriages and feed the horses some feed.

10 people left to get water from the well. When they left, Eileen and the others came back from registrating our group.

Veronica told me that if things go tough she already created an underground tunnel below every major strategic importance in Saizony, but they are not yet connected to Buinswick and Chryxia.

When the group that was in charge of obtaining water came back carrying 10 buckets of water each on a stick in their back or nape. I asked them where the well is located and they pointed to the well's direction.

I went to the well alone. No one stopped me from going alone, because they know that I don't really need any help.

While going to the well, there are a lot of people staring at me with lustful eyes. I ignored those lustful stares of theirs.

It is kinda my fault that they are staring at me like that, because I am wearing the usual black blazer with a black necktie and skirt along with black stockings and knee socks and black leather boots.

My hair same color, navy blue tied in twintails using black ribbons.

I really want my hair to be longer that it reaches to my waist.

I drew closer to the well and when I arrived to the well, the center of attraction naturally draws to me.

I looked down the well and I carefully bit my lips to the point of bleeding and made the blood drip to the bottom of the well.

Then I left the well area.

Everyone looked at me confusingly, because what I just did is just looking down on the well and see what's below it.

My goal was to have one of bodily fluids go down the well and concert the well water into Nō Water.

I should now be able to take notice of the actions of everyone in the fort, because once they drink the water inficted with No Water, their body water would be converted into Nō Water.

Reincarnated to a Low Class Spirit, From Weakest to Strongest, Make the battle and fight scenes as brutal as possible, show the dark and weak side of humanity, narrative style of writing, probably some r-18 in the future, slow paced story.


Synopsis:
No B. Asahira, an student blown to death, reincarnated to another world as a spirit, with gender rascism, consecutively reincarnated into a female. Trying to find justification for thins that she will do in the future as well as a way to hae fun in this new world through probably destruction.






This is my first novel so this may be bad...

This is a dark fantasy novel or what I wanted this novel to go with. And this is gender bender that is why it is a female lead, I got the inspiration from a certain novel.

Please tell me what to improve on and I plan to continue writing even if it's bad. I plan this to be like novel I will use for training to write better novels

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