Just a parody of bullshit novels I have read so far. 
Got the pic from Creative Uncut

Okay, this here will be where I will recommend novels and you guys pick a fanfick/original.

Hello every reader,

This is an important chapter for all readers,
In this chapter, 
I would like to explain about my novel. 
So that all readers could make their decision to read this or not. Or How to read this.
I don't want to waste a reader time as there were too many novels for them to read out there.

I have read many books since young, especially Chinese martial art novels and fantasy novels that make me see their own new creations.

But from my surrounding told me that I am wasting my time reading nonsense books.
To reply that, I wrote my novel as in Eastern fantasy martial novels.

This novel is written on many purpose. 
So,
It talks, ….. a lot in a first book.
In there, it explain what and why, the MC think and do, 
The MC thinking is very different from most other people thought.
MC thinking would be changing time to time depend on coming situation. 
So, if any reader saw, something is very different from the reader thought, 
Please wait and read later chapter, there would be another different situation and MC would think different.

In real life time, some people thought, they were wrong, 
But there is a question,
"Did you really do wrong back then?"

….

The MC in there is flexible, 
So, it is not good for someone, who holding firm something and thought,
 
"This is definitely right, and never wrong" they are not good for to read this novel.

Easy Example, 
"Money"
Some people thought,
"More Money More Good, Never Wrong with More Money."
If a reader really holding firm that kind of things and read this novel would only make the reader angry.
So, I suggested please don't be angry.

And The MC said these were bad things mean he is pointed to ME (Zmp) as I am bad, I lie, I kill, I scam, 
So, these all were not pointed at to any other, so don't angry if you found something making you angry.

Most of the things were written with reason but still there were some have no reason or reason hidden.

I have created many things, 
Power, it's levels and others things. 
'Most of all would be explained in logic but still some were not in logic.'

But I would not explain this until Book No.2,
From starting from Book No.2. 
I would write like other novel but still different. 

I have hidden many things, and it would be explain later chapter.

...….

I am not good in English, so there would be many mistakes.
If anyone found something is really wrong, and that make all reader could not understand.

'Please tell me, so that I could correct it,'

There were many mistakes, 
I leave it like that, as I thought many readers could understand and skip it.

....
"I wrote this novel in English
But that does not mean,
I am writing an English."
...…..

This is a walkthrough of a MC,
And wrote it from MC point of view,
So, the usage of the words would change as MC felt it.
 Please read it as a reader in the MC mind and felt what MC felt,
I wanted all my reader think deep inside of thing what MC did and said.

Thank
Zmp.

....

(Disclaimer:  All characters, organizations, places, cases and incidents in this novel are fictitious.)

Copy Right: I don't give my copy right to any.
This is a novel that I created, the more creations would come later and everything related is mine alone. I could not write all my creations now as this novel nature is in long serial. I don't give permission to anyone who try to use my idea for them profit and as their own.

Everyone who copy, translate or using my novel in other place without my approval mean: they all agreed to pay me 1 million USD per month. 

Support:
Please support me, reading it on 
https://www.webnovel.com/


...….
A short story for all who read my messages.
A short story I just created and it could be expanded to long and more detail.
…...
There were raining heavily,
A man with a gun walking around and check the surrounding area for food.
At the surrounding area, there was a big water dam.
At that time man who was looking for food, found something that shook him,
What he found was at the dam, and he knew everything about dam.
This dam would definitely collapse if he don't repair it. 
But he could not do it alone. 
So, he look at down toward the water dam, and he knew there were a village there. There were a military camp future down.
If the dam break and all the villagers and soldiers from that village, military camp and all living things surrounding area would die.
He could not wait until the dam collapse, and he don't have too much time.
He needed the help from villagers from that village to repair the dam So he rush down toward the village.
But there were some problem,
That villager lives were not his responsibility, because the man and these villagers were not from same country.
More over, they both were enemies countries, just a few days ago these villagers try to chase him and kill him. 
The soldiers from military camp were his enemies.
Even if he has a gun and villagers did not have gun. He did not want to kill them, so he run away.
That why he knew there were a village. 
If the dam collapsed and that was good for the man country. 
Now he was doing is betraying his mother country.
When he arrived to village, he got many injuries from rushing down there and he is so tired from rushing down.
And he hasn't eat for a few days. But he could not care.
When he got there the villagers were trying to attack him. But now he used his gun and quite down.
He tried to explain about dam but every stupid villagers don't care.
And someone tried to kill him with sneak attack while he was trying to explain.
And the man has to shot that man down as a defence. 
As the man don't have time, he threaten all villagers to follow his words.
And now all villagers follow his words.
They all tried to repair the dam in struggle but finally the dam was repaired.
Everyone so tired, especially the man.
As the dam was nothing happen, every stupid villagers thought the man with the gun was just torture them.
The man with the gun was so tired, that why he put down the gun and tried to rest.
And another man sneak attacked him strike him with rock many times on his head and face and kill the man who save them.
The man got suffer pain from his attacker, and too tired, all his body was cover with blood and his face was destroyed from rock smash.
He was in really pain and he know, he will die soon.
But at that time he saw a group of children they were staying a bit far from them.
He smile,
Finally he die while smiling,
But the story not end yet.
After he die,
The villager man who kill the man with gun become a hero reward by his country, as he who understand the responsibility to save his village people without caring his life.
And the man with gun was name as a devil, who used his gun to threaten, kill and torture all the villagers including children.
Even when that man die, he smile like a devil. 
And his mother county, name his as betrayer and kill his family. All his family curse him before they die.
Both countries leading people knew, the man with the gun save many people lives but this is what the counties do in reality.
....
"The Real Hero is someone who don't understand his responsibility but sacrifice everything, his life, his family, everything including his name as a devil or demon to save all other living things."
...
"I, Zmp, alone here salute all the real hero who sacrifice everything and die as a devil."
...…..

There were many people worship Bob Dylan,
I like his sound and some word too. 
But because of this should I close my eyes? 
For the first time, I saw a quotes what Bob Dylan said what was posted on Inkstone. I thought that these words were good.
But I felt something was missing I did not know what.
So I read it again and again, finally found two words,
Freedom: but that not too much problem.
But
Responsibility: to who, to what, what was a deep meaning inside of it?
A short story and 'responsibility' is a hint for everyone to think what was deep inside down there.
I don't think hero should not be like that.
14/10/2019
...…...

I here request to Webnovel site to change the words,

Bob Dylan said: I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that come with his or her freedom.

The degree of responsibility and responsibility is different.

Bob Dylan said that: Some people feel the rain. Other just get wet.

Thank
14/10/2019

There were people who try to run before they walk.
.
Who did not know, what is ABCD and trying to write eassy in English.
.
Without foundation, building a Skyscraper.
.
Who did not know, what is Magic and trying to used Nine Sun magical fist.
.
There is one Question,
What is magic?
.
Action start from Vol. 2, 
Skip for action, 
Read Vol.1, history later.

Azure droplets from the sky poured down heavily on Luke's fur but he didn't care, now that he was officially exiled from his family, he didn't need to keep that neat look with his fur anymore. Deemed as the trash of the Veta Family he was bullied by everyone, his sibling and even at one point his parents. No one cared for him there and the feeling he got from being there was an unspeakable sadness, but now he was free. Free from the constraints of his family, he was free from the bullying that he suffered every day. 
Suddenly, he felt a strong pulling sensation from somewhere in front him. Something that he hadn't felt before ever since he came into this world. A warm comfortable feeling was getting stronger as he walked in the direction where it came from. Soon, he entered a cave that seemed extremely strange as it seemed to be carved artificially by 'something.' However, that warm feeling became greater as he walked further and further into the cave. Soon, he couldn't see anything in front of him, but his feet seemed to just be drawn to the aura that the 'thing' was releasing. 
At the end of the passage he saw a metallic, golden cube floating in mid-air, and as if his body couldn't help it, his paws just suddenly reached and grabbed the cube. WOOOOOOOOOSH! His eyes were suddenly blinded by a flash of light as he disappeared from his world in a flash of light. 

Luke slowly opened his eyes as he released he was floating around in empty space.
<Ding> Welcome to the beast system, a system which will lead you to become the beast god of the Altaron Continent
"What's going on..."
<Ding> As a reward for being one of the first 10 to activate the beast god's inheritance, you will receive a reward of 2 innate abilities being bestowed on you. Would you like to use it now?
"Wait, isn't this like one of those novels I used to read on earth where you get a overpowered system." Suddenly, Luke's human instincts came in as he realised this beared an awful amount of similarity to the novels he used to read, as a poor person those novels were the thing that fuelled his imagination and made him want to continue to live. 
"Use now huh, well I don't see anything bad about using it so let's do it."
<Ding> System rolling for innate abilities.  Devour has been acquired. Alpha has been acquired.

Devour 
Can absorb the prey's bloodline and absorb a fraction of their attributes, fraction increases as level of devour goes up. By using the other's bloodline, you can evolve your own however you will always stay in the form of the first form you chose.

Alpha
Gives you more likely hood of attracting a group and followers and increases strength of your group. This leads to an increased loyalty from your group or followers. Strength bonus given by Alpha goes up as Alpha levels up. 

"Alpha and Devour, huh pretty neat abilities for me to use in this new world." Luke hated the feeling of being bullied so this time he swore to be able to become powerful enough so no one could do anything to him.
<Ding> Introduction has been given to host would you like to descend now?
"System, do I get to keep you when I do descend?"
<Ding> Yes but my functions will be slowly unravelled as you progress
"Also, why did you say first 10, who are the others?"
<Ding> Information is classified, however there are 100 inheritors selected for the beast god's inheritance form over 100000 different worlds, to come to the Altaron Continent.
<Ding> Would you like to descend?
"Yes."
WOOOOOSH!
Luke's eyes were blinded by another flash of light, but it wasn't as bad as the last time he was transported into the world of Altaron. As Luke slowly opened his eyes again he realised he was floating above a grassy meadow.
<Ding> Host is in danger, soul form can only last another 10 minutes.
<Ding> Host must find a target for absorption to be the new body.
"Wait what, I can't die yet… System where do I find this new body?"
<Ding> Host may find any creature as his new body, this is the only time the system will help with absorption.
"Alright, keep calm I can do this slowly." Luke muttered to himself as he looked around him to see if there were any things he could chooses as his new body. This was when he realized he was in a grassy meadow. He could see bugs and small creatures all over the place but none of them satisfied him as he realized that the system had told him that the first form he chose would be his main body structure for the rest of his life. Just as he decided on a small lizard, he saw an injured wolf limping out of the forest with blood trailing behind him.
"Haha, my luck is really good today, I actually found something that has synergy with me in a time like this."
"System I choose this as my main form." He thought in his head as he flew towards the wolf.
<Ding> System's absorption function is activating, host please prepare.
"Ahhhhhh." Luke suddenly felt his body being squeezed inside of the body of the wolf as he forcibly merged with the wolf. Suddenly, all the pain went away as he realized that he was actually inside of the wolves body. 
"Hmmm, according to what normal systems back in the novels I read had, it should be able to ask for my stats and it should have like a game like interface? So, status?" Luke whispered quietly as he felt unsure about what would happen.
<Ding> Status Window opening

Grassland Wolf
Physique: Injured

Strength: 5
Intelligence: 3
Agility: 10
Stamina: 4

Abilities:
Devour
Alpha

Bloodline: 
97% Grassland Wolf
2.5% Wind Wolf
0.5% Thunder Wolf

In his first life, he was an ordinary human living an ordinary life of Earth. Hit in a random accident, he died. However, his memories carried on.
In his second life, he was a low-leveled demonic beast. Deemed as trash, his entire family was bullied to the point of near death. But he didn't care, he was originally a human and thought he would still be a human. However one day he found his ancestor's tomb and found a object that could turn his entire life around.
Follow him around in his third life, as he strives to become the Wolf God.

From the looks of things, there were some people who labeled themselves as 'Daoyuan class students' on social media as means to attract the attention of girls; some were even liars who used such labels when they were actually not part of it. 
The trend was no longer to impersonate a kid from a rich family but to impersonate a Daoyuan class student…
In reality, the majority of Daoyuan class were sophomores that under the strict controls of the black coats. 
This meant that most Daoyuan class students did not have the time to do such things and students tend to be rather shy. If a pretty senior came over to flirt with boys in Daoyuan class, the boys would probably be too shy and run away. 
Not everyone was born to be an expert in love. 
There were even rumors that students of the Daoyuan class had become better and stronger in certain aspects after training…
Some nightclubs even had hiring advertisements that said: High salary! Strength type male metahuman needed in public relations… There were more dishonest than decent such cases. 
Anyway, the current society was just like this, there were bound to be good and bad people and in order to stay out of trouble, you had to be quick-witted. 
It was undeniable that… Metahumans quickly adapted to the society and this was mankind's unique ability: to adapt. 
If humans could not adapt, mankind would not have been on top of the animal chain. 
Of course, there were people who questioned: would metahumans disrupt social stability?
There weren't only good comments about metahumans on the forums. Someone revealed that in South America, there were already cases of metahumans committing crimes. And so were cases in Southeast Asia, Europe, and Australia which were widely broadcasted by their local media. 
But locally, cases like these were really rare…
It was a fact that the local public security had always made top 10 amongst all counties in the world and it was not surprising that the appearance of metahumans did not change that. 
With regards to this, Lu Shu was grateful for the black coats' prowess and first-class methods in maintaining social stability. 
Having mentioned the black coats, what could their sector be called? It couldn't just be 'related sector', right?
At this moment, Lu Shu noticed a girl 2 rows away listening to class when she suddenly started crying and even kept her head down so that the teacher could not see. 
Looking closely, she was just secretly reading a romance novel…
Wow! Lu Shu had a sudden flashback. He had read some novels before and some plots were really disgusting. Maybe he could… use writing novels as a way to earn distress points?! 
However… Lu Shu was troubled. Even though his grades were always good and even topped the class in the previous exam, his essays were consistently poor and never excelled in that area! 
Damn it! Lu Shu felt like he had just discovered a mountain of treasure but just could not retrieve it, how frustrating! He should have read more novels! 
Most writers had read large numbers of books. Perhaps the imagination part relied on talent but the writing required a long time to develop. 
What was meant by writing? Was it the use of bombastic and pretty terms? No. 
Writing was the ability to pen down the world, characters and the storyline inside your mind. This looked simple but it was actually not. 
Even though Lu Shu had read a few novels, these ten years, others were busy living their lives while he was busy trying to make ends meet, so where to find the energy to read that much?
A student who also worked odd jobs until 2 am, where could he find that much leisure time to read novels?
What he read the most were news. The habit to read the news was because he wanted to be updated as sooner or later, he had to go into the society and find a job to feed his family. 
At that point in time, he had to do whatever he could with his fragile body so as to fight for a living for him and Lu Xiaoyu. Instead of reading a novel, he would rather have some sleep. 
Lu Shu did not have options in life since he lacked the basic material foundation. 
The rule of this world was that everything was controlled by destiny and everything was already decided. His living standards already decided that even if Lu Shu were to write a novel, no one might even read it; or if written too poorly, no one would. 
Things like distress points relied on the people and if no one read, there would not be any distress points. 
But Lu Shu's life wasn't that bad… He still had his adorable classmates. 
This afternoon, Lu Shu did not bring his stinky tofu to the canteen but instead, he took a public bus to a second-hand phone market that was 5km away. He wanted to buy a new SIM card to use for the Golden Foundation forum. 
The second-hand phone market was located in the heart of Luo City city which used to be bustling with activity but had later on been reduced to a low-class business district. 
A few years ago there were still people carrying a bag and asking around, "Anyone wants movies, imported ones? There are all sorts- Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, and Korean!"
But such people were no longer seen and a new business took its place: Second-hand phones, selling lost identification cards, phone SIM cards, etc. 
This place had no regulations or control and it was a mess. 
But Lu Shu liked this kind of messy environment. Wearing his hoodie and walking on the streets, he casually found a portable stall and managed to buy a SIM card with just 70 dollars. 
The phone he was using was also a second-hand one and now, his SIM card was also bought using someone else's identification. With the tens of thousands of users on the Golden Foundation forum, it was almost impossible to find out his real identification. 
On the way back in the bus, Lu Shu was scrolling through the forums and came upon a new post. The original poster seemed familiar, it was the one selling chives! 
The post said: Not only were the chives sold out, even his house was sold at a high price. 
Lu Shu was stunned and continued reading. Apparently, after the buyer bought the chives, he was not satisfied and decided to offer a price that was 30% higher than the market rate to buy the house that the seller lived in, claiming that he needed to grow his own chives to achieve the effects…
Lu Shu looked at the post in disbelief. Why were some people so weird, buying a house to grow chives to eat? Did this guy not care about his money?
That's not right… Lu Shu had suddenly thought of another possibility. 
If the idea that different places in the world had different Feng Shui was right, then could it be that the house that those special chives grew in was richer in magical energy? 
Thinking about it, Lu Shu understood what happened. The buyer had bought this place to carry out his training! 
Daoyuan class had resumed at night and Xi Fei started off with checking everyone's progress. 
Liu Li's hopes to complete two cycles were destroyed as those who tried practicing in the day realized that the speed of training was much faster at home. 
At this moment, Xi Fei asked Jiang Shuyi for his progress and he calmly replied, "Progress, 2 cycles completed."
Everyone was taken aback. Jiang Shuyi did not only have tier B aptitude but could also complete 2 cycles so quickly? 
But everyone also noticed that Xi Fei was not surprised…


Magical energy has come to this world; Lu Shu could only stare as one powerhouse after another appear.

Looking at his own peculiar ability, he exhaled a breath of cold air.

Dog balls!

...

This is a story of how Lu Shu used poisonous chicken soup to become the Demon King

Translator Synopsis:

This is the story of an orphan, Lu Shu. He is not any regular orphan, but a metahuman experiencing the changes in himself, his country and the world during the dawn of the magical era. Watch as Lu Shu embarks on a journey to hone his peculiar abilities together with his sister, the adorable and charismatic Lu Xiaoyu. Along the way, they’ll encounter supernatural events, obstacles and even the most powerful people in their country. How will Lu Shu make the best of his abilities and oust his never-ending list of rivals and opponents?

Happy Anniversary webnovel.com. This is just a checklist of all suggestions and demands I read and felt people asking for including my own. I wanted to do it way before, but I procrastinated. Anyway, since this is a great day, I am including a Special bonus as a fan reader without permission (Hope I don't get DMCA). 
https://activity.webnovel.com/62145857/index 

An elegantly dressed Chinese man in his thirties sat before me. He claimed he was from webnovel.com and came to interview me since I somehow got into the Hall of Fame for face smacking. He was pretty ordinary looking but he had the confident eyes and gentle appearance that called for a beating. But I knew instinctively, he is dangerous. Step on him thinking he was a weak prey, and he will bite you back like a vicious snake. A smacker.
He started talking in extremely fluent English.

"Welcome everyone. I am yours '2.'
This is a special program to celebrate QI's first anniversary
(then he started talking fast)
This program is brought to you by "Nefarious  Affairs" a story by KiBiBiK.
https://www.webnovel.com/book/10332848305006905/Nefarious-%22EVIL%22-Affairs
(comment: I am not hoping to win the powerstone race by this ad, just trying to get more readers. Please leave your comments as they encourage me more than powerstones.).
Now that we got the boring part done, let's begin the program."

Interviewer: "We have here with us the person who had claimed to have kicked ass and shameless enough to beg me to advertise his lousy novel. KiBiBiK, mainly known before as KingBiBiK."
KiBiBiK: (slap) What's with that? Do you have an issue? I never claimed anything anywhere. 
Interviewer: Oh. I said it wrong then. Here we have KingBiBiK who kicked ass and entered the Hall of Fame with an evaluation of Max Face Smacking skills.
KiBiBiK: I would not claim that. I still have to improve. I want to lead a peaceful simple life. But what can I do when people give me recognition. It's really hard living unnoticed.
Interviewer: Is that so?
KiBiBiK: If not why would they send someone to interview me, especially someone who is proud and talented like you. That just EMPHASISES my importance because I am the one getting interviewed.
Interviewer: (slap) Maybe I am here to humble you?
KiBiBiK: I am already humble, maybe QI sent someone to me knowing I can humble him.
Interviewer: (Smack) Then let's start the interview.
KiBiBiK: I believe the readers will get bored if it goes like this. So I am going to mention a checklist I made for QI to keep in mind and hopefully implement later.


Authors should be able to see 
>view counts. (both cumulative and unique if possible)
>'added to library' counts
>each chapter rating average and how many people rated.
Authors should get a follow ability after writing a certain amount of words.
This follow ability allows the readers to follow the author directly.
> Inkstone in mobile.
> Bold, italics (I don't care honestly)
> Delete story. (They can do it themselves or they can send a request to you for it.)
> Separate page for Originals in powerstones. (check)
> New stones if possible (@BaiSiwa's suggestion)
> New ways to popularize Originals.

Popularity ranking
> Explain how popularity ranking works
> Criteria it takes into account
> When it gets updated (daily? hourly?)
> Is it based on cumulative or weekly data? (Because it doesn't fucking make any sense sometimes.)
> Get rid of deleted novels. It's annoying to see them above yours.
Old demands
> Sorting ability for the library (Read later, following, favorites)

Tough and future suggestions
> Friend system between users
> Private messaging
> Notification for chapter comments for authors (on/off should be choosable)
> Ability to link your reviews to each title respectively. (Only viewed privately)
> Start encouraging people to read Originals with exp. Since exp required is going exponentially make tasks that encourage reading and commenting. 
> Author approved exp (authors can get to give a couple of exp each day to the best comments). Authors get this ability after reaching a threshold or getting an achievement.
> 100, 1000,10000 comments task as a long-term exp goal.
> comments can be manipulated but how about exp for 100 likes, 1000 likes and 10000 likes. 
> encourage involvement instead of giving 10 exp to one translation rating. Give task to that as well.

This is for all readers.
A simple guide to tackling translated novels and its rating system.

Consider this after 20 ratings. (What's below is a general assumption and does not apply to all novels. Especially Original novels.)
4.8+ = Godly
4.7   = Awesome read
4.6   = extremely good
4.5   = Great work
4.4 = Great work but with some issues.
4.2-4.3 = Good work that has great potential.
4.0 -4.2= Most like it, some don't
3.8 - 3.9= Usually something badly executed. Half like it, Half hate it.
3.5-3.8 = Usually Bad with some liking it.
3.0 -3.5 = Usually Trash
<3.0 = not even Gods can save them

KiBiBiK: That's it. I forgot the rest.
Interviewer: Oh. What was the point for all these lists?
KiBiBiK: I don't know. Just trying to do something useful.
Interviewer: We haven't done the interview properly anyway. Talking about you only make the readers bored. So this checklist is better in that aspect.
KiBiBiK: (slap) True. Just curious. It's kinda weird getting an interview like this. Oh. you did not tell me your name properly. What's with that nickname of yours '2.' Do you have diarrhea or something having to go for number 2 all the time?
Interviewer: (slap) Haha. That's just a nickname I once used. I have no problem with telling you my name, just you have to keep it a secret.
KiBiBiK: What's special about your name? Is it funny?
Interviewer: Not exactly. My name is Zhang Ye.
KiBiBiK: Zhang Ye? I remember this name from somewhere. Oh. Right. Zhang Ye the MC of I'm Really a Superstar.
Interviewer: That's right. 
KiBiBiK: Nice. You have a famous name.
Interviewer: Not exactly. That name became famous BECAUSE IT'S MY NAME.
I'm ZHANG YE. The MC you just talked about in IRAS.

KiBiBiK: (Face smacked 100%) WWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTT???????????

Wanna see the rest, leave your comments below.

He broke free from the shackles that bound him for all these years, let go of all the relations he had, and ran away from the responsibility that had become a burden to him. 
Boian did not have many expectations other than to live peacefully.
What a pleasant dream? It's funny how a monster who should be crushing others dreams started to dream about peaceful life.

He knew he couldn't live like normal humans. Living to old age with a loving wife and giving birth to a bunch of children was not possible for him anymore. He couldn't live in isolation either due to the food needed to maintain his Heart. The deeply rooted ideology and training he received in food consumption prevented him from doing so.

He knew his very own existence did not allow him to live peacefully, yet he tried. But, everything changed when he met a strange girl in his peaceful way of living. A meeting that changed his expectations and pulled him back to the shackles, relations, and responsibility he tried to escape from but this time with no chance of escape.
It was because, she gave him the fiercest stimulant that makes or breaks a man, 'Ambition.'
He wanted to go back to where he was kicked out with his head high and beat the people who dared to look down on him. 

Even if it was the DEVIL himself.

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Author half asleep: Simply put. A poor fellow gets messed up real hard by a chick and gets thrown back into the good vs evil cliche war he tried to escape from. Whether the chick be a blessing to him or a burden to him forms the story. 


Tags: Adventure, Heavy romance [No cliche harem but there are affairs(pun intended)]. Also a lot of action later on.

I am a newbie...So be gentle with me plz..
(@Webnovel.com How do I put a cute pic under this?)

(Currently under lot of irl work: On pause)

It was natural for the metamorphosing red reiki to have a higher quality than white reiki during the Foundation Establishment Stage. From training the body to expanding the sea of reiki to drawing talismans, the red reiki was infinitely more powerful than the white reiki. Its strength was simply on another level.
However, after Akie Hanzawa had fulfilled his obsessiveness, the remaining amount of reiki was too massive. It would be impossible to assimilate it with the white reiki in his body. Kazuki was worried that the white reiki in his body would instead consume the red reiki.
Then, the red reiki traveled towards the sea of reiki. With the sea of reiki as its center, it flowed to every part of Kazuki's body. Suddenly, the red reiki coursed through his every vein and expanded his sea of reiki.
When the red reiki had washed over his whole body, it gradually disappeared. Kazuki was not disappointed with the results. He could not possibly stop cultivating to preserve the red reiki. After he had calmed down, he proceeded to cultivate with the help of the Sun and Moon Sword… A few minutes later, faint red reiki appeared in the sea of reiki, thus surprising Kazuki.
Did the red reiki assimilate with the white reiki in the body? With this in mind, Kazuki sped up the absorption of the reiki… For nearly an hour, he absorbed the reiki with the assistance of the Sun and Moon Sword.
The reiki absorbed from the world was naturally white and transparent before reaching the Metamorphosis Stage. However, when this white reiki was absorbed into the sea of reiki, an unprecedented phenomenon occurred as it accumulated.
These white reiki accumulated, merged, and shrank in the sea of reiki. Then, faint red reiki reappeared in the sea of reiki. No matter how much reiki he absorbed from heaven and earth, he could not expand the red reiki anymore.
Kazuki let out a sigh and exhaled a wisp of thin air. It flew for a short distance before dissipating.
"I am in the second level of the Foundation Establishment Stage now," Kazuki uttered. He was not overjoyed because the result was expected. The reiki from Akie Hanzawa was enough for him to enter the second level of the Foundation Establishment Stage. From the Foundation Establishment Stage to the Core Formation Stage, the cultivation would progress at the speed of light if there was sufficient reiki.
In the past, there was a cultivation genius in the Spiritual Academy's combat class. The Metamorphosis Stage took him three days, and only 10 days were required for him to enter the Core Formation Stage. Within a month, he had reached the peak of the Core Formation Stage. He remained there for five years before finally entering the Golden Core Stage.
Kazuki looked inside at the sea of reiki and discovered red reiki hovering around. Its size was similar to the red reiki left behind by Akie Hanzawa, and it had not grown even though his limits were expanded.
"It seems like… the amount of red reiki formed by the apparition, and then created in the sea of reiki remains unchanged, no matter how much it is absorbed." Kazuki was not disappointed, because this was an unexpected reward. Instead, he was baffled to know that reiki formed from a dissipated apparition was red in color. It was quite a surprise.
He had minimal experience, he did not know if all spirits were similar. The quality of the reiki from each dissipated apparition might differ, so he would need to observe further.
However, the ancient Cultivators had never recorded this phenomenon. Had they not seen it before? Or maybe… They might have encountered it, but they kept it a secret. They would only reveal the secrets to their successors.
Kazuki was more inclined to believe in the latter.
The Cultivators never mentioned it even after the recuperation of the reiki era. The library had no records too. They didn't need to fulfil an apparition's obsessiveness or absorb the reiki formed after they dissipated. It was simply not necessary for them.
Kazuki pondered for a moment and picked up his phone to look at the time. He found that Chiba Shiori had sent him a message.
"What is your Line ID? I'll invite you to the group ヾ(*?▽'*)?."
"Hello, hello? Why are you not answering me? ((?(//?Д/?/)?))"
The two messages were sent half an hour apart, and the latest one was sent two minutes ago.
Line was the 'Japanese WeChat,' and this application was already installed in Kazuki's phone. He had not logged into Line for a year, but he still remembered his account's password.
After logging into his account, he sent his ID to Chiba Shiori.
"I'll add you (??ω`?)." Chiba Shiori wrote back within seconds.
The group messaging function of Line was different from Huaxia's QQ group or WeChat group. You could apply for them if you had the ID number of the group. Line's group was more similar to the QQ discussion group, whereby only the people you knew could invite you.
Kazuki's used his username 'Magician' as he was immediately invited into a group called 'Light Novel Space.'
"Oh! Oh! New fellow, welcome!"
"Are you a big brother or a big sister?"
"A new member actually joined this old group?"
"It was an invitation from Word Temple-kun…what a surprise."
'Light Fiction Space' had been created for a few years, it was not as lively as the other new groups. After some time, only about 30 people were left, and most of them were older. It was not uncommon to find thousands of new messages every day, as almost everyone was a light novel author. They might be introverts outside the online world, but each of them was a keyboard warrior on the internet.
They were very welcoming to the new member, as this group had not received any newcomers for half a year. Thus, Kazuki received a warm welcome when he joined the group. Some of them proceeded to ask him what works had he written.
"I'm just an amateur. I have been studying how to write novels recently. I hope that I can learn from my seniors if I joined this group," Kazuki kept a low profile, as he was not really a light novelist. He had joined the group to investigate Chiyoko. Presumably, she was a teacher of the fourth class of the second grade in Akichi High School. Thus, it was vital to remain inconspicuous.
"You must be very talented if Word Temple-Kun invited you. Word Temple-Kun published the first novel that 'he' wrote, and even rejected the idea of holding a fan-sign event for 'him.' @YanSiJun, show yourself! You should introduce the person you invited."
As he looked at 'him,' Kazuki realized that the people in the group did not know that Chiba Shiori was a lady.
"Oh, that novel of mine was mediocre. Why should I hold a fansign event? I would be so embarrassed if no one came (｀д′)." Chiba Shiori was relieved no one rejected Kazuki. She rolled in her bed in her pyjamas and laid on her stomach, with both her feet in the air. "Don't worry. The new person I brought in is very talented, but he is still learning. Everyone, please take good care of him (?????)."
Chiba Shiori was quite popular as she was one of the oldest members of the group. The usual lurkers in the group started typing as well when they saw her reply.
"Don't worry. Feel free to ask me any questions you have in the future."
"Troubled Woman-Kun, you should first take care of yourself. Didn't you say that your editor returned your manuscript several times?"
"I knew it was you from how you write. It is indeed Troubled Woman-Kun bragging when I look."
"How dare the oldest newcomer reappear, have you forgotten your gambling agreement with Chiyoko? XDDDD"
"@Magician. Hi newcomer. I'll give you a suggestion since you are still learning to write novels. If you understand Chinese, you can read the online novels written by Huaxia… Someone in the industry read a Huaxia's online novel called 'Rebirth of the Magic Age' and borrowed its ideas for his novel. Now, the novel is published and even animated."
"I've read the novel before, it had no meaningful content… I have no idea why it became so famous."
"It was indeed hollow, but it raked in a lot of money. I am extremely envious! If I understood Chinese, I would also read Huaxia's web novels for reference."
"Ugh… I heard that 'Rebirth of the Magic Era' was written by Huaxia about six to seven years ago…"
"Looks like it is time to learn Mandarin!"
Kazuki observed silently as the group members chattered away. He did not type anything because he did not know what to say. He was a newcomer, after all. Would it be a good idea to ask everyone questions about Chiyoko right away? They would probably kick me out of the group…
Chiyoko did not speak even though he waited for half a day, but he decided against privately messaging her. He was in no rush. After all, he had all the time in the world.


Time travelling from the majestic era after the Recuperation of Reiki, he became Kimura Kazuki, a 16-year-old high school student in Japan, one year before the Reiki Recuperation.

Tentatively, he set out to hone himself to the bone, burning candles at both ends to stockpile resources in preparation for the imminent Recuperation of Reiki. His goal was to be many steps ahead of all humanity when the time comes.

However, it seemed like fate had decided to play a cruel trick on him.

One year later, the Recuperation of Reiki... did not happen as expected.

its already 10:29 pm in a quiet neighborhood where a 17 year old male highschool student  named Takahashi Allen a Japanese-American who lives alone in a house, his mother was working overseas, while his father passed away 10 years ago.he often stays up late at night on his computer trying to wrote some novels that he can published on the Internet and he also have a Blog about his works. a lot of people loves to read the novels he wrote as they were always related to what you can encounter and experience in real life. he can also earn money from this, he earns slightly more than enough plus the money his mother gave him every month as allowance.

"Finally, job done" said Allen, to himself after making a few short sentences in the novel he's currently working with. after he lay down to bed and prepare for his school tomorrow.

*alarm clock rings*....*snooze*      "*yawn*...its already 7am " said Allen to himself finding it hard to get up from bed. he gets up 7 minutes after snoozing the alarm, he opens the curtains and while the sunrays hits his face through the window, he slowly inhales for a fresh new day, in his new school. he goes  to the bathroom took a quick shower then after eating his breakfast he gets ready to leave. he makes sure everything is alright before leaving. walking in the streets surrounded by groups of friends and couples makes him feel uneasy, as he doesn't like it when things are crowded and he rarely do this things as he likes to stay at home and do his things. as he arrive at his new school which is    "Hideyoshi High School", he starts to feel nervous, as this was a much bigger and different school. he starts looking for his classroom, after a few minutes he found it. he then enters its and sit to his assigned desk. he begins to plan what he should do next as he starts to glance around to see every other students which is now his classmates and it will only be a matter of time 'till he finally knew everyone. the school bell rings as everyone sits at their perspective desk, the teacher comes in. they start with the greet and their first day of school including Allen, begins.

*(a few moments later)* its lunch break, and almost everyone in the room leaves to go to the cafeteria, Allen is organizing his things and decided to eat his lunch at his desk in the class. but as he search his bag he realize that he forgot to bring his lunch with him. he always bring his own lunch as he didn't want to go to the cafeteria as he hates things that are crowded and he didn't want to spend money on foods that you can cook at home. he starts to feel frustrated as he never has an alternative solution to this kind of problems were he feels confident that he wont be able to make this kind of mistakes.

"um...Allen, is that you?". a familiar voice caught his attention, as he look behind him he spotted a look that is very familiar to him.        " ah, I knew it was you!" Allen then replied         "what the f*ck, Kazuki? what are you doing here?!" he then stand from his chair to come closer and greet Kazuki, one of his most trusted friend from his previous school and a fan of his novels and other works.

"we both know why im here, same for you." they started to feel gloomy, as they already knew the reason why they have to transfer to Hideyoshi High School. to lighten up the mood Allen, raise his face witha a smile and said       " hey, look at the bright side, we're still attending the same class. I wish there were more of us here" Kazuki returned the smile and reply" Actually my class is next door, but yeah I miss my other friends too, are you having lunch right now?" Allen, realize he still need to find a way to eat lunch.
"yeah, but I forgot to bring my food and you know me about going through the cafeteria"
Kazuki then Nod "I understand, need anything?  I can get it for you" Allen then hands Kazuki some money and say" Please buy some bread or other pastrys, Thank you" Kazuki said Ok, and he leaves the room, Allen sat down at his desk waiting for Kazuki to return. his mind flashbacks on the days were he was in his old school with his friends and how things work back then. he is also popular for his high Academic grades and because alot of students there read his novels. and now he thinks how things will be different in his new school quite far away from his previous one.                  *( 5 minutes later )*                                             ● Kazuki : " hey, here's your bread and your change"
● Allen : "Domo Arigato!"
● Kazuki : " no problem, well see you later, oh by the way would you like to hang out later?"
● Allen : " sure, we'll look something after school"
● Kazuki : "Hai, Wakarimashita!"
kazuki then leaves the room, Allen finishes eating up his bread and moments later class starts again.
*(moments later)*
school day is over and everyone is packing their stuff. on his way to the main entrance he saw Kazuki waiting for him.
" oh there you are" said kazuki " sorry for the wait, lets get going " they started to walk in the streets near the school to find somewhere to lay down. as they are walking they started a conversation about the differences of their old school to their current school and other topics such as games and anime. then they found a cafr named Star Ducks. " how about this one?"
ask Kazuki, Allen then nods. as they enter, they notice that is just  an old man drinking coffee and a lady in the counter inside the cafe. the lady in the counter said "Good evening Sir! how can I help you?" Allen said to Kazuki to order him coffee while he will find a table for them. he then went on to find a table while Kazuki place their order. Allen spots a table in the corner and sits there. he glance around and relax for a little bit thinking it was so peaceful and quite. Kazuki arrive holding a tray with a slice of cake, orange juice and his coffee. " are you sure your Okay with just coffee?" ask Kazuki. Allen replies " yes, it helps me relax"
"ok then" says Kazuki. they start to drink their beverages quietly while sitting and just relaxing. then a group of girls then enter and sat down at the other side of the cafe. while Allen is taking a sip of his Coffee he notice that one of the girls are starring at him while whispering to a another girl. he then whispers to Kazuki "hey, do you know those girls?" Kazuki looks at the direction Allen was pointing at. "no, but I think they attend the same school we currently go to". they both realized that the girls are now cheerfully talking to each other while glancing at them. "whats up with them? why are they acting like that?" Allen becomes uncomfortable as he feels irritable when someone is starring at him. " I dont know but-" Kazuki's sentence was cut as he take a bite out of his cake.   "*chewing* but I think... (munch)..they are talking... (swallow)...ah, about us" Allen looks at him "of course, thats why I ask you. anyway I have to leave now" Allen stand up and gave Kazuki some money to pay for the drinks.    "oh okay then, i'll see you tom-" his sentence was once again cut by taking a bite of his cake. as Allen walks to the entrance he pretends that nothing weird happen by waving at Kazuki and looking at his phone to shake off the girls suspicion. while walking his way home he couldn't stop thinking about those girls, especially the girl who starred at him. he thinks that those girls are making fun of him or just accidentally glance at him but he  suspected them at doing something bad already or maybe it was Kazuki that they were looking at. "I dont know" he said to himself. he is always paranoid about things like these as he experience bullying before. and the only thing people suggest to him is to prepare for everything. which he already knew, he is always prepared for something and its proven quite effective but others including his friends think that he may be over-reacting. but its wasn't actually the case. what he should do is try to relax, forget about what actually happen and just think that the girls accidentally glance at him or instead was starring at Kazuki. "there is no big deal to that" he though to himself. and continue his walk home excited to continue his work and his blog.

Before I start the introduction of this story, let me tell you an old and meaningful tale,
Long time ago, there lived a boy whose name was James, he wasn't a bright lad when it came to study. One day his teacher got infuriated because of James as he repeated the same mistakes for the 7th time, the teacher wrote a letter to the parents of James and summoned them to school as he wanted to have a talk with them about the future of James. When parents came, teacher bluntly said that James should never hope to study in his life. He should quit school and start looking for a low class job. The parents were infuriated upon hearing that and withdrew James from the school at an instant.
40 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a severe and deadly disease. He looked everywhere, but none of the doctors and priests were able to cure him. The teacher, in devastated state of mind was about to give up hope when his friend told him about a mystical doctor that lived in about 500 miles away from teacher's hometown. The teacher hurried and as soon as he reached at the gate of hospital in which the mystical doctor worked, he fainted. The guards brought teacher inside and mystical doctor took a look at teacher's condition. He started the operation right away and after 8 hours of continuous yet tiring efforts, the teacher finally woke up and took a good look at the doctor who had a faint smile on his face. Teacher appeared to be stunned when he looked at the doctor's face, then his whole body turned blue and he died.
The doctor was shocked, the he looked around and saw that the janitor pulled the plug of the life support system which was keeping the teacher alive to replace it with plug of his vacuum cleaner . 
The name of the janitor was "JAMES". 
Yeah, you heard that right. If you thought that James was the mystical doctor then believe me, you've watched way too k-drama and read way too much cliché novels or manga. This type of shit is purely fantasy and fictional and have a really really low chance of happening in real life. And since you have this type of cliché mindset, you should definitely read this novel. 
Are you an edgy teenager who wants to commit suicide but you just can't, well don't worry cause this novel will force you to do it even if you don't want to, because it has so much bullshit that you'll have this constant urge to question your life and ultimately commit suicide. 
Or are you a depressed adult who does a 9 to 5 job, gets less pay and is stressful because your value is undermined in the work place, the don't worry cause this novel will make you feel even more depressed as you'll constantly question the IQ of characters(who are real). 
Or are you a kid, if you are below twelve(both physically and mentally) then you should fuck off cause this novel isn't for kids. 
Now to make things about the novel a bit clearer 
1. Language 
Now, I don't have my beginnings from an English family or a society so I might make some grammatical mistakes. I am still learning and will definitely improve in future. And as for grammar Nazis that are going to correct me no matter what, I have a few things to say to them 
i . I dun't hve a editur. 
ii . Hitler died and so did the Nazis, so it's  better if you stop being a Nazi. Hitler was a bad guy and Nazis followed him so they were also bad guys. So don't be the bad guy. 
iii . I respect the guy who killed Hitler..... 
Yeah... 
... 
Moving on 
2. Breaking the 4th wall 
The author has this constant urge of breaking the 4th wall so whenever he does that, it'll be in (these) brackets. 
3. Cursing 
The author is also a fan of EMINEM and HIP-HOP, so there's strong language in this novel and cursing is pretty normal. It also has mature humor so do read it at your own risk. 
4. Plot 
The plot is basically about some random people from random countries in a Facebook group, about how have nothing better to do except sit with mobile in their hands and waste the money that they either receive from their parents, or from their heritage and eat(except an African guy that the author will introduce later) and sleep. 
5. Main characters / Protagonist 
The author believes in communism in such peculiar cases so there's no protagonist. Or should I say EVERYONE IS A PROTAGONIST.
......... WE.........
6. Games 
The author would mostly do games like quizzes or fun fact or stuff like that at the end of chapter. Just like the one that I did in the end of this introduction. 
7. Most of the content here would be real and there would be a low amount of fiction here. 
8. Releases 
Don't expect regular releases. I would try my best to make sure I do regular releases but I have a life of my own, I have to do my own stuff and I'll get little time to write this story but as I said, I'll try to release chapters regularly. 
9. Humor
Please don't expect that there would be humor in every chapter or every paragraph. Sometimes, you have to write some bland lines so that they can serve as a base for next joke or shit. I mean, we all know that NARUTO is one of the best anime out there but the amount of fillers in it is astonishing. And I am pretty darn sure that the amount of intellectuals on this planet are far fewer than the fillers that naruto has. 
10. Racism 
The author is strongly against any kinds of racism. He is not like the authors of Chinese novels who are being racist to other countries like in USS, AVL, OEM. CCG, etc. Since the author also believes in communism on certain things, he thinks that it's not being racist if you're racist to everyone (got 'em). 
11. MEMES
This novel has heavy meme references, so it'll also increase your meme knowledge if you want to be a part of latest online memes. And I am pretty sure MOTO MOTO will like you after you increase your knowledge of memes(its a meme, check out MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU on YouTube or Google) 
12. The final one 
I'll conclude this introduction by saying that everything that I write in this novel is a joke, not a d¡ck. So don't take it too hard. 
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Quiz time everyone, get ready to wrack your brains. 
There will be a conversation between two people and you'll have to answer the question that is asked in the end. 
Are you all ready and excited?? 
I'll assume that you are anyway cause your opinion doesn't matter. 
Person A: You are a b¡tch
Person B:.No, You're a b¡tch. 
Q. Who's the b¡tch? 
Got your answers ready?? 
The answer is 
"YOU" 
THAT'S ALL FOLKS, see you in the next chapter of "WHAT NEETs DO"

On a Thursday evening in the relatively peaceful community of Lamaha Springs loud curses and screaming could be heard coming from one of the largest two-storied concrete houses around. In the house was an 18-year-old boy who was cursing the author of a novel he was reading on his laptop.
"Shit! Why the heck can't I find anything good to read all these authors are just killing these good stories with their stupidity shit man!" the boy said.
The boy then closed the laptop, jumped onto his bed and screamed "I don't like these shitty stories or going to work I just want to stay home, read good stories and sleep" afterwards due to the tiring activities at work earlier in the day the boy fell asleep. "I really wish I lived in the dragon ball universe, it would be so much fun, girls, space, power what more can a guy want" The boy mumbled in his sleep as he dreamed of himself going on various legendary adventures with beautiful women.
The boy, Drazure is a recent high school graduate, now working at one of the best paying organizations in the country. Drazure from childhood had shown a great interest in reading, he read anything he good get his hands on especially stuff about super heroes or any fantasy setting. 
Drazure was very intelligent growing up always in the top ten in class and enthusiastic about learning, he was also active physically learning martial arts and participating in every sport in his schools but was generally weak in the area when it came to relationships, in all his 18 years soon to be 19 he only had one official girlfriend. The relationship lasted for over half a year quite long compared to his friends but it ended up dissolving because he was too focused on his studies when he should have been intimate with his girl. 
After his graduation drazure applied to one of the most prestigious universities of the region in which he got accepted but to his dismay his parents could not afford his tuition nevertheless, not fazed he applied for a scholarship through the government which unto this day hasn't confirmed or denied saying the official will speak to him when he returns from abroad.
Seeing the helplessness of his situation he decided to take a gap year in which he would work before reapplying for scholarships in the New Year.
Few minutes back Drazure was arguing about the terrible dragon ball fan-fics up on the various web novel sites none of which felt good to him. Dragon ball was the first anime he watched and it introduced him into the whole world of Japanese sub-culture. He just wanted a good novel that would entertain him but he just could not find it.
"Wake up! Wake up; its 6:00 am get up for work" A loud voice woke Drazure out of his sleep. It was his mother Caroline, since a few years back he started live with mother and 3 sisters after his parents divorced.
"I am up! I am up!"  Shouted Drazure as he lazily got out of bed and started getting ready for another day of work. "Ah, another boring day of work, I hope there is some good new novels out there and new chapters today. Ah, what a boring life"
 When drazure finished dressing he went to the dining room for breakfast, sitting at the table was his mom and two of his sisters Alexandra and Alexa they were in the 9th and 8th grade respectively. 
"Where's Annabell" asked Drazure as he looked at the table then at his mother. His sister Annabell is almost 10 years bigger than him and works as a lawyer.
"You know she doesn't sleep here regularly; she's big enough to look after herself you don't need to worry about her, come hurry up and eat then go to work" said Caroline as she started to eat her breakfast.
After eating and packing his bag Drazure started to leave before turned and shouted "I am leaving" "See you later" was the reply he got from his mom.
Drazure caught a bus and went to work as he normally tries to save money by not using a taxi. At work he saw his friend Solomon and his colleagues Karl, Shaniah, James, Garfield, Cynthia and Mr. Bart.
"Morning everybody" he as he walked in "Morning" they replied after and then continued what they were doing. 
Everyone was laughing and discussing current issues like politics and stuff on social media. This was the typical day at the office for everyone since hardly did any work and if there was work it would be field work.  
Afternoon
The day passed with nothing done but talking this was why drazure said work was boring but he was glad he had nothing to do. As everyone started to leave and go home Drazure decided to stay and read some more novels.
"Damn look at the time I need to go now I can't believe I was so focused on reading that 7:00pm came so fast" Drazure said to himself as he packed up and turned off the appliances before rushing out and waving off the guard. "I'm going" he said as he rushed out of the gate.
As he was rushing out and onto the road he heard a strange sound like the sliding of a car
Scrrhhhhhh
Before he could understand what it was, a bright light blinded him then he felt something hit his body along with the feeling of floating in the air next he felt his body land.
"What, what is happening" That was the last thought Drazure had before darkness engulfed his mind.

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