1 Introduction
Before I start the introduction of this story, let me tell you an old and meaningful tale,
Long time ago, there lived a boy whose name was James, he wasn't a bright lad when it came to study. One day his teacher got infuriated because of James as he repeated the same mistakes for the 7th time, the teacher wrote a letter to the parents of James and summoned them to school as he wanted to have a talk with them about the future of James. When parents came, teacher bluntly said that James should never hope to study in his life. He should quit school and start looking for a low class job. The parents were infuriated upon hearing that and withdrew James from the school at an instant.
40 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with a severe and deadly disease. He looked everywhere, but none of the doctors and priests were able to cure him. The teacher, in devastated state of mind was about to give up hope when his friend told him about a mystical doctor that lived in about 500 miles away from teacher's hometown. The teacher hurried and as soon as he reached at the gate of hospital in which the mystical doctor worked, he fainted. The guards brought teacher inside and mystical doctor took a look at teacher's condition. He started the operation right away and after 8 hours of continuous yet tiring efforts, the teacher finally woke up and took a good look at the doctor who had a faint smile on his face. Teacher appeared to be stunned when he looked at the doctor's face, then his whole body turned blue and he died.
The doctor was shocked, the he looked around and saw that the janitor pulled the plug of the life support system which was keeping the teacher alive to replace it with plug of his vacuum cleaner .
The name of the janitor was "JAMES".
Yeah, you heard that right. If you thought that James was the mystical doctor then believe me, you've watched way too k-drama and read way too much cliché novels or manga. This type of shit is purely fantasy and fictional and have a really really low chance of happening in real life. And since you have this type of cliché mindset, you should definitely read this novel.
Are you an edgy teenager who wants to commit suicide but you just can't, well don't worry cause this novel will force you to do it even if you don't want to, because it has so much bullshit that you'll have this constant urge to question your life and ultimately commit suicide.
Or are you a depressed adult who does a 9 to 5 job, gets less pay and is stressful because your value is undermined in the work place, the don't worry cause this novel will make you feel even more depressed as you'll constantly question the IQ of characters(who are real).
Or are you a kid, if you are below twelve(both physically and mentally) then you should fuck off cause this novel isn't for kids.
Now to make things about the novel a bit clearer
1. Language
Now, I don't have my beginnings from an English family or a society so I might make some grammatical mistakes. I am still learning and will definitely improve in future. And as for grammar Nazis that are going to correct me no matter what, I have a few things to say to them
i . I dun't hve a editur.
ii . Hitler died and so did the Nazis, so it's better if you stop being a Nazi. Hitler was a bad guy and Nazis followed him so they were also bad guys. So don't be the bad guy.
iii . I respect the guy who killed Hitler.....
Yeah...
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Moving on
2. Breaking the 4th wall
The author has this constant urge of breaking the 4th wall so whenever he does that, it'll be in (these) brackets.
3. Cursing
The author is also a fan of EMINEM and HIP-HOP, so there's strong language in this novel and cursing is pretty normal. It also has mature humor so do read it at your own risk.
4. Plot
The plot is basically about some random people from random countries in a Facebook group, about how have nothing better to do except sit with mobile in their hands and waste the money that they either receive from their parents, or from their heritage and eat(except an African guy that the author will introduce later) and sleep.
5. Main characters / Protagonist
The author believes in communism in such peculiar cases so there's no protagonist. Or should I say EVERYONE IS A PROTAGONIST.
......... WE.........
6. Games
The author would mostly do games like quizzes or fun fact or stuff like that at the end of chapter. Just like the one that I did in the end of this introduction.
7. Most of the content here would be real and there would be a low amount of fiction here.
8. Releases
Don't expect regular releases. I would try my best to make sure I do regular releases but I have a life of my own, I have to do my own stuff and I'll get little time to write this story but as I said, I'll try to release chapters regularly.
9. Humor
Please don't expect that there would be humor in every chapter or every paragraph. Sometimes, you have to write some bland lines so that they can serve as a base for next joke or shit. I mean, we all know that NARUTO is one of the best anime out there but the amount of fillers in it is astonishing. And I am pretty darn sure that the amount of intellectuals on this planet are far fewer than the fillers that naruto has.
10. Racism
The author is strongly against any kinds of racism. He is not like the authors of Chinese novels who are being racist to other countries like in USS, AVL, OEM. CCG, etc. Since the author also believes in communism on certain things, he thinks that it's not being racist if you're racist to everyone (got 'em).
11. MEMES
This novel has heavy meme references, so it'll also increase your meme knowledge if you want to be a part of latest online memes. And I am pretty sure MOTO MOTO will like you after you increase your knowledge of memes(its a meme, check out MOTO MOTO LIKES YOU on YouTube or Google)
12. The final one
I'll conclude this introduction by saying that everything that I write in this novel is a joke, not a d¡ck. So don't take it too hard.
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Quiz time everyone, get ready to wrack your brains.
There will be a conversation between two people and you'll have to answer the question that is asked in the end.
Are you all ready and excited??
I'll assume that you are anyway cause your opinion doesn't matter.
Person A: You are a b¡tch
Person B:.No, You're a b¡tch.
Q. Who's the b¡tch?
Got your answers ready??
The answer is
"YOU"
THAT'S ALL FOLKS, see you in the next chapter of "WHAT NEETs DO"
