Silence The Panty Freak
"I reckon that you used the day-offs to the fullest".The day-offs helped us alleviate our stress, and I'm grateful that you gave us more than enough time as day-offs." Both of you earned it, and the reason I called was to tell you guys about your next mission".
We're ready, you can give us the details of the next mission." This time the target is "Panty Freak". I wonder why do we only get to assassinate eerie minded personalities with odd names."Well, what can I say, the mission's I give you are given to me directly by the king". Okay, we understand, kindly give us the details about the target." The target specializes in stealing panties".That guy sounds like a man of culture to me."The panties he steals are sold by him".Now that's not something that a man of culture would execute, stealing panties for himself is one thing, but selling them to others is showing disrespect towards the man of culturalism.
"After hearing about that guy I'm feeling a sudden chill on my whole body,Arnold sama, said Militis with a scared expression".Don't worry Militis I'm not going to let him steal any more panties in the name of honouring the man of cultures." This time the picture of the man is not available because he always hides his face with a panty".I think I pretty much get it what needs to be done." That's great and remember failure is not an option for this mission also".I have one question why does the king want us to get rid of that man?." The panties of the king's wife was also stolen by that man and because of that the king wants to dispose of that man".I get it so, when are we going to get rid of him?."You're going to depart for the Silister region tomorrow and it will take 5 days to reach your destination".Will we get enough time to plan our strategy?."Don't worry about that he's going to hold the auction the next day of your arrival.Can you tell us one thing clearly?, are his buyer's Nobles and Lords?."Yes, why did you ask?".I was wondering why the king doesn't want to get rid of the Nobles and Lords that are buying from that man?."The motive is quite simple, if the king tries to assassinate the Nobles and Lords that are participating in the auction there's a chance they will start a rebellion against the king and the kingdom".Okay, I pretty much get it now." It's good that you understood, I suggest that both of you go and take rest for tomorrow".
Clank!!
Arnold and Militis left the room of General Luka and went to Mr. Alish to get info on Silister Region." I heard the next mission was decided for both of you so, what is your next mission?".We are given the task to assassinate a man stealing panties." So, what brings both of you to me?".I needed some info on the Silister region." I never visited the Silister region myself, I'm sorry but I know someone who went to that region and I'll take you to him. Okay, when will you take us?." Let's go meet him now if both of you are free".Yup, I'm free and Militis is also free to go now.
Bang!!!!
They left the fort and was headed towards a dispensary.As they entered the dispensary they noticed a soothing smell was all over it.What is this smell?." Welcome Mr. Alish and the new recruits".How do know about us?."Well, the moment you joined the army of General Lujack your details was shared with all the residents of this region".Ooh, no wonder that you know about us, said Arnold with a grin on his face." So, what brings you to my doorstep?"."We want some info on Silister region, your the only person I know who travelled there, said Alish with a determined face"."Ok ok, I get it that you want to look cool in front of them as their Senpai".Hearing this Arnold blushed a little bit and told, "it's nothing like that I was just trying to help them that's all"." Oh come on, be honest with yourself Mr. Alish"."I already told you that it's nothing like that".The owner of the dispensary was looking at Mr. Alish with a scepticism filled face. Umm... can you please give us the details about the Silister region without arguing with each other Mr. Fransick as spelt on your nameplate."Ooh, sorry for that wait a moment I'll be back with the notebook where I wrote my travel experience in Silister region".No problem, take your time.
A minute passed and Mr. Fransick came with an arid notebook in his hand.Mr. Fransick took out a piece of cloth, cleaned the notebook and gave it to Arnold.Thank you Mr. Fransick I'll return it to you today before nightfall."Don't worry about that you can give it to me whenever you want".We are going to travel tomorrow to the Silister region but thanks for your consideration.
Arnold and Militis started checking every detail Mr. Fransick wrote about the Silister region.Arnold returned the notebook to Mr. Fransick after they wrapped up memorizing every detail of the Silister region.
The day for their departure came and they were headed for the Silister region."Do you have any idea on how we are going to assassinate the man who steals panty Arnold sama?".I have a plan don't worry.
Inside the wagon, Arnold narrated the plan they are going to implement for the assassination of the panty larcenist." Wow, that's such a terrific plan Arnold sama, I'm truly moved".I know but it depends on how we execute it." I'll do my best Arnold sama".I know you will, I'm confident that you will perform your role limpidly.
Both of them finally arrived in the Silister region.They went inside the house that General Luka rented for them and rested for some time.
The time finally came for the fated assassination of the panty burglar.Women were not allowed so Militis took the feign of a boy and entered the villa where the auction was held.
Arnold went backstage and he saw 2 men were guarding the entrance.Walking slowly he went closer to them and gave them a box.The guards looked at him for some time and one of them asked what was inside the box?. It's for the host so please give it to him boys, saying this while waving his hand Arnold left.
The thing that was inside the box was a man's underwear and a piece of paper to tell the host to come to the toilet.Arnold went inside the toilet and was waiting for the man to come.
After a few hours during auction break time, the man came to the toilet and saw Arnold standing."Are you the one who sent me this letter with such massive underwear with it?".Yes, it was from me."How did you know that I was gay".Well, the thing that gave it away was you selling the panties that you stole.A man of culture would never sell such priceless treasures."Are you also gay?".Of course, why else would I sent you my underwear and a message to come to the toilet.The panty thief came closer to Arnold and hugged him tightly and started mumbling "I'll make you fell like your in heaven tonight, I can't wait to be one with you".Me too I'll also make you feel like your in hell, said Arnold with a grin on his face." What did you just say... aaah...".Militis stabbed the man with a knife on his backside of the neck and Arnold covered his face with an apple.As the man screamed in agony lying on the floor Arnold confirmed the man's death and both of them left the toilet and made preparations to depart for Anteria region as soon as possible.
Arnold and Militis skipped dinner the day they killed the panty thief and departed for Silister region.After they reached Anteria region General Luka prepared a feast for them."Well done both of you are perfect for assassination just as I thought".Thank you for the compliment Genral Luka."Did you brought the thing I told you to bring after killing the man?".Yup,I did saying this Arnold gave a tiny box to General Luka."Job well done Arnold you are promoted to the first class assassin and as for Militis from now on your a second class assassin"."Thank you General Luka I'll do my best no matter what happens said Militis with a grin on her face".
After they ate Militis asked Arnold about what was inside the box.With a neutral face Arnold replied inside the box was the Queen's panty which the man stole by making one of his man infiltrate the royal castle as a butler."Ooh I see, how did you figure out that it was the panty of the queen?".The man that we were told to assassinate liked to keep the most valuable panty as a cover for his face according to my deduction."You're truly unbelievable Arnold sama even I wouldn't have figured it out".Oh come on, stop being so modest I know that you noticed too."Looks like you caught me, teehe..".