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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · 東方
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Preparation

*Gru* *Gru* *Gru*

Oh sh*t! What the f*ck was that?!

My stomach! I… I seem to be very hungry!

Sh*t! I already know why I'm physically better than before! It's the cultivation manual! Sholy sheets, it actually worked! The greater the flower becomes, the more it consumes. Hence why the reason for my hunger! Well, I also haven't eaten anything other than a big egg. Now that I think about it, why haven't I gotten any notification from the system after I had stopped cultivating on the toilet?

Hmm…

*Wiener*

Oh, there goes the system. What does it have to say now?

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Sub skills discovered and unlocked!

PP grow spurt (Branch of abilities) Lv.2[New!]:

-Photosynthesis(The ability to use sunlight and nutrition to strengthen the PP. User can go without food, as long as exposed to daylight.)

-Glutton(A bottomless stomach. Every excess of food will be converted into energy to strengthen the PP. User is not able to feel hunger or full, and can go months without food with the help of photosynthesis) [New!]

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'Alright. Hide display.'

*Wiener*

'Another one?!' I was surprised, because right after I removed the display of texts in front of me, the system came with another.

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Skill points mission completed: Walk a hundred miles.

Skill points mission completed: get a 5 percent mastery for the skill [PP grow spurt]

Skill points received: 2 SP

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'Heh? What?!' Again, I was surprised. The system actually dared to hide another thing from me! Am I seriously supposed to discover everything on my own?! Do I look like I do research as a hobby, System?! Sigh… You know what? Let's just search for the hidden features while I make my way to the mountain of Supply and Special needs. Sorry Shaolai. It seems that your peach has to wait for another hour before I give it the service that it needs. I'm really hungry, you see… Without food, I might not have the energy to give your peach the therapy it deserves…

Alright! Let's see… The system gave me the feature skill points. Does that mean that it's similar to the shoppe and daily quests? Hmm…

'Display Skill points!'

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Available Skill points missions:

-Walk two hundred miles

-Get a 5 percent mastery for the skill [PP grow spurt]

-Create the skill [Dual cultivation]

-Gather more than 50 Exp

-Defeat two different opponents using martial arts alone.

-Discover your darkside

Available Skill points: 2 SP

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Oh my~

'Display Experience bar!'

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Total Exp: 49/50

Outer PP level: NA

Inner PP level: NA

PP points: 0

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What?! I'm actually one experience points away from leveling up?! Wow… I should have continued cultivating on that toilet, damn it! I shouldn't worry too much about it though, because once I've created the skill to dual cultivate, I should be able to gain plenty of experience points. Hehehe…

'Display skills!'

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Special skills:

-Martial arts fanatic

-Cognitive thoughts

-Stamina Freak

-Lucky charm

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Hmm… So it's only shows my special skills, huh…

Alright! I'm not too far from the mountain of Supplies and Special needs now, so let's stop researching the features of the system, because I also don't know what else to look for other than the things I just displayed.

'Display shoppee!'

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[Ultra virgin oil(Epic)] > 69Pp

[Diagra pills S (Common)] > 3Pp

[Weet XS (Rare)] > 21Pp

[Yin Yang M-plus pills (Common)] > 10Pp

[Sun glasses S (common)] > 1Pp

1>>

Total Pee points: 198 Pp

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Good… They're still there… Oh! And I can also see my total pee points now!

After hiding the display that was in front of me because there was no need for me to see it anymore, I made haste towards the mountain of Supplies and Special needs. There on the mountain, I quickly rushed towards the same twenty four seven available restaurant, to buy myself a good amount of food worth a hundred PP crystals. I mean like, do I even need to safe up my PP crystals? Well, of course I do, unless I'm spending it for cultivation boosting food.

Why do I make an exception? Well… That's because my PP grow spurt skill allows me to benefit more from eating than when I simply absorb the PP energy. I mean like… The system said that on the skill's description.,, So, obviously, I would rather enjoy some food before cultivating, instead of turning the crystals into dust. They turn into dust, right? I've only seen dim crystals up till now, but I'll just assume that the functionality of the crystals is similar to those of the cultivation trope.

Anyway… Thank you for the food!

Patience my friend...

We're almost there...

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