Ready to perform therapy

Alright… So, apparently, everyone around me stared at me with a shocked look. Obviously, they should be shocked, because my entire table was completely filled with food. Food that had great effects, and especially the effects that I'll be needing later.

*Yum* *Yum* *Yum*

In front of everyone, I ate every last bit of my meal, keeping the people around me in surprise. I was like a glutton, which I actually was, as I rapidly ate a third of the restaurant's menu. When I had looked up the menu earlier, I did not bother to check on the description of the types of food, and only cared about the effects. Most of the food that I picked were inexpensive as well, and some of them even tasted horrible. But I didn't care! Life is a game, and right now I needed EXP! Metaphorically and literally!

Luckily, I told the waiter to make everything as small as possible, but not smaller than my thumb, and only requested meat instead of bones. If I did not do that, who knows? I might have lost my appetite if I saw a giant rat served on my table. Well, not that that would matter anyway, since the hygiene of this world seems to be really good. One meal definitely tasted like horse sh*t though. Must've been that strange pink colored vegetable. That meal was one with the best effects nonetheless, and the cheapest one out of all the available ones that had many great effects. So why should I care if it tasted like sh*t?! Doesn't medicine work the same way as well? Exactly!

'System, display current effects!'

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-Double cultivation speed boost 04:55 (hours left)

-PP energy magnet 03:26 (hours left)

-Passive cultivation 05:36 (hours left)

-Vitality 12:01 (Hours left)

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Now that, that is what I call amazing! Woohoo! That vitality pills would be really great for me too! Twelve hours! Kekeke… Would Shaolai even be able to last that long though…? You know what? I'll just buy some S tier Diagra pills when she wants more but is too tired to continue. Yeah... Yeah, that should work. Unless she's also a stamina beast like I am... Nah, that's impossible. It's her first time… There is a possibility that it might be possible though, since she's an inner disciple... We'll see later I guess.

Now it's time to run back home! Haha, oh how I wish phones were available here so I could see her message me, 'come over, I'm home alone'. That would be so hilarious! Or will it? Meh, I don't know, my humor is weird.

"Wait for me Shaolai! I'll be home soon!" I screamed loudly, not caring about what others might think about me. It was a fun idea I had in mind, okay? Don't judge.

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*Huff* *Huff* *Huff* Just kidding, I wasn't tired at all, thanks to the awesome vitality effect. I simply acted like that, so Shaolai could see how considerate I was to make the effort to get back home in time, and how I kept staying true to my promise.

"Sorry I'm late. I had a few more quests to finish, and a late meal to eat."

"It's okay. I can wait an entire day without food or water, just to be able to get rid of my horrible condition." Shaolai didn't mind that I was late, which I was quite glad of. With her being such a nice and fine lady, I certainly won't regret letting my little brother connect with her.

"It's that bad huh… Let's get inside shall we. You must be cold."

With that said, we both stepped inside the house. Just to be safe, I locked the doors and windows, before I began to strike a conversation with her. Of course, I asked for her opinions and consents, since I was quite the respectful person and decent human being. Hehehe…

"You don't mind me locking us in, do you? For your treatment, it wouldn't be so proper for other people to disturb us. Also, closing everything should keep your loud noises suppressed enough from disturbing the neighbors."

"Does it really hurt that much for me to disturb the neighbors?"

"No, it doesn't actually. It's like a comfortable massage, where you'll simply make noises of comfort. Chances are that you might enjoy the treatment so much, that you might be screaming for me to continue."

"Really?" Shaolai was genuinely surprised.

"Mhm… Untie your robe, and let me give you a little demonstration while we talk a bit." I told her in the most kind sounding way, as to not look demanding, or make her afraid. I wanted her to make her experience the best memory of her life, after all.

While Shaolai untied her robe, I placed a hand near my chest and inside my robe, acting as if I was about to remove something from its pockets. At that moment, I bought the Ultra virgin oil.

"What's that?" Shaolai asked when she saw the bottle in my hands.

"A special oil that we'll be using for your treatment." I replied to her, as I squeezed the bottle to let out a bunch of the oil land on my empty palm. After that, I crouched and placed the bottle on the ground, before I smeared the oil together on both of my hands, and her melons right after.

"Mmm~" Shaolai let out a soft and relaxed moan as I moved my hands on her melons.

"That's right. Relax your body…" I uttered with a soft tone to my voice.