First Christmas at UA

A few days later

Bullet walked into the Dorm at night, stretching his arms, steam coming off him.

It was the dead of night on December 24th, very cold, perfect time for training.

He only wore the tight shorts and weights, other students thought he was an exhibitionist.

But the joke was indeed on them because Bullet didn't know the meaning of the word.

His nose was bright red and his whole body was steaming as the others looked at him. They were all wearing Santa Outfits. Momo shook her head, saying gently, "Better take a hot shower, otherwise you'll get sick."

Shoto looked at her and ate some pudding, staring at her side profile in a daze. She blinked and turned to him as he looked away quickly, pretending to do something else.

Bullet tilted his head and muttered "Hot shower? No, no. Cold temperature shock the nervous system, pump blood slower, make training harder." Ochako tilted her head at him in a cute Santa Claus outfit, "You're not celebrating with us?"

Bullet looked at them in confusion, asking "Celebrate? Celebrate what?" everyone fell silent and Mina stepped on the back of the sofa, she pointed at Bullet and shouted "Get that bastard!"

Bullet was dumbfounded and jumped up, grabbing on the ceiling, "Ah!" Fumikage crouched and shot up, saying "The sky can no longer contain me!" he grabbed Bullet and Mina cheered "Beat him up! Damn it! I mean! Send him to the showers!"

Fumikage flew away as Bullet screamed "Ahhh!"

A bit later

Bullet was sitting in a daze, he had a Santa Hat with a giant white beard, red pants with suspenders and black boots. Interestingly, he was still topless.

Ochako was speechless, "Why is he still topless…"

Momo snorted smoke and said excitedly, "I have a great idea!"

A few moments later

All the boys were wearing the same thing as Bullet, but they all lost the beard.

Momo held a camera and snapped pictures of Shoto, drooling "POSE! POSE FOR ME, PRETTY BOY!" Fumikage flexed, asking "Is this for a calendar?" Mina's eyes lit up, "That's a great idea! We can sell it!"

Ochako's eyes turned into Yen signs, "HHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! Deku, come here for a sec, 'kay?" Izuku walked over in confusion and she dragged him off, stealing a camera from Momo.

Izuku clawed at the ground, screaming "AH! HELP! SOMEONE!" Ochako expelled smoke from her mouth with shining red eyes, "One for my private collection, the others for future sales… heheheeh…"

"MY INNOCENCE!"

Toru took pictures of Katsuki, saying happily "Pose better or tonight no present for you." Katsuki paused for a moment before posing honestly, flexing.

Tsuyu was the only neutral party in the girls group and she was tasked with taking pictures of all the boys while Mina directed them to pose in certain positions.

Bullet sat on a red and gold throne with tinsel around it, resting his cheek on a fist that was propped up on the arm rest, his other arm, lazily resting on the other arm rest, a bored look on his face.

Momo squealed "Perfect~!" Mina wiped her lips, "Hehe! Awesome!" Eijiro was speechless. Tsuyu looked at the picture and asked "Can I have a copy?" Momo smiled happily, "We can sell good ones separately! Even make christmas cards with them!"

She turned around and ordered, "Toru! Get some good ones!" Toru looked over, asking "Sexy or not?" Momo shouted "SEXY!" Toru cheered "Alright!" before waking "SHOW ME SEXY, HUNK!"

Katsuki shivered and clenched his hands, blowing them up as he leaned forward, shouting angrily "I'LL KILL YOU!" Toru took a picture, "AHHHHH… I'm keeping that one!"

Bullet was told to pose in 148 different positions along with Shoto, Katsuki, and even Izuku, who came back with his soul floating above him.

Ochako's eyes were Yen signs as she walked behind him, wiping her lips and chuckling with a heavy blush on her face.

Eijro and Denki joined in…

Then all the boys.

Then the girls got a bit crazy…

Shoto was on his knees holding the suspenders barely off his shoulders as he sighed, "Momo is this really-" Momo wiped her mouth with a crazy look in her eyes, "ABSOLUTELY! TOP HEROES NEED TO KNOW HOW TO POSE FOR PICTURES! HEH HEH HEH~!" as she swallowed dryly, licking her lips.

Bullet was even more absurd, the girls told him to do anything and he would do it since he didn't know better…

He laid on his back and held one suspender to the side, tugging at the other with his thumb, his lips pursed into a subtle smile with a gente look in his eyes.

Tsuyu took pictures of him as Mina wiped her entire body with a towel.

Jiro swallowed and wiped her lips, saying against her thoughts, "This isn't right… We're taking advantage of him…" the others glared at her like wild animals and she shut up.

Even Fumikage got some action.

Momo took off her shoes and stepped on Shoto's chest, taking a picture of him and chuckling strangely.

Aizawa came in to see this and froze.

What the hell…

Momo turned her head and growled "Sensei… heheh… You'll sell real well!" Aizawa was dumbfounded and asked "What happened to Momo?" Izuku ran over and cried, "Sensei! It was terrible! You gotta stop them! I mean, look at Bullet!"

Aizawa turned to see Bullet with suspenders hanging by his legs, holding up red pants and posing as Tsuyu snapped pictures quickly. Mina was cheering "MORE MORE MORE! TAKE IT ALL OFF! AHAHAHA!" as she wiped her lips crazily, turning to Eijiro "COME ON! SHOW ME THOSE HARD MUSCLES! I NEED 'EM! AHAHAH! HEHEHEHEEH!"

Eijiro flexed hard, grinning while holding up the pants at the front as the sides sagged. Mina's eyes exploded into hearts and she fainted.

Aizawa's lips were twitching wildly, did he walk into a strip tease photo shoot? This was more of Midnight's area of expertise…

He said slowly "Eri's here." everyone snapped out of it as Momo dragged Shoto on the ground, smiling with a strange look in her eyes, "We'll take more later… I can make the calendars tonight!"

Ochako grabbed her sleeve and breathed out smoke, "I NEED. 1000 COPIES. AND 1 PRIVATE SET. HEH HEH HEH…" Momo grinned strangely, "HEH HEH HEH HEH… YOU GOT IT, SISTER."

Eri walked in in a little Santa Costume looking back at Aizawa every few seconds, saying "Tricky… Treat?" Aizawa nodded, "Wrong holiday." Bullet gave Eri a thumbs up and put her on his shoulder, waving "Tricky Treat! Yaay!"

Eri cheered happily "Yaaay!"

Ochako and Izuku cheered "Yaaay!"

Shoji explained what Christmas was to Bullet and Eri, who tilted their heads at him.

Everyone started having fun and eating, the Girls gathered and Momo handed out private calendars to them all before giving them a bunch of normal ones…

Aizawa watched with twitching eyes…

Everyone got random gifts and Bullet looked at the picture of Yuga smiling in his hand before laughing.

Ojiro was holding a sharp knife and looked helpless.

Eri was holding a massive sword that was three times bigger than her as Ojiro stared at her in shock and Fumikage gave Eri a thumbs up.

Izuku and Ochako coincidentally swapped gifts, they both blushed in excitement before Ochako leaned over and whispered something to him, making him faint.

Everyone laughed happily as Yuga signed the picture in Bullet's hand, giving him a thumbs up as Bullet laughed, slapping his shoulder happily.

Everyone had a lot of fun.

For most of the class, this was the end.

For the girls, they snuck out with big sacks, running around the school dorms quickly.

A while later

Ochako walked into Izuku's room with expensive clothes and sunglasses.

Mei was holding a private set of Calendars that were only Bullet as she sat on his bed.

Momo looked at the Sero Calendars and sighed, using them as firepaper…

Mei jumped on Bullet and sat on his stomach, looking at the calendar while wiping her lips, smiling and swallowing.

There was even…

One page flipped open and Mei's eyes bulged at the sexy picture! She even got a nosebleed.

Bullet put the signed picture of Yuga in his special memory box. Though, it was starting to look like a crate. There were all sorts of things in it.

Mei put the calendar away and held out a box, saying "Merry Christmas!" Bullet held the box and tilted his head, opening it.

He looked at the gift.

It was a picture of him and Mei, she was hanging on his shoulder and smiling happily, making a 'V' sign with her fingers while holding the camera.

Bullet was smiling kindly in the picture.

Bullet held the framed picture and his hands shook. He wiped his eyes and smiled happily with closed eyes, "I love it." Mei smiled cutely and rested her forehead on his, saying gently "You remember that day?"

Bullet nodded gently, "Day after get old arm back." Mei smiled sweetly and kissed his nose, giggling "Hehe~ I love you!" Bullet pursed his lips and smiled sweetly "I love you too." Mei giggled happily and put the framed photo on Bullet's desk before snuggling next to him, knowing that this was probably his first christmas.

But Bullet got out of bed and said worriedly "Bullet didn't know Christmas, what it was! But, but, still get you something! Wait, okay?" as he rushed out of the room, making Mei tilt her head in confusion.

Bullet knocked on Momo's door but got no answer.

He sighed and ran over to Shoto's room, banging on his door.

Shoto opened the door, a messy head of hair appeared without a shirt as he said anxiously "What happened?" Bullet looked at him speechlessly, asking quickly "Momo with you, so sorry ruin moment! Bullet need something…" Shoto looked impatient but Bullet looked to be begging, he asked quickly "What do you need?"

Bullet explained and Shoto nodded, closing the door. A few seconds later, a hand came out of the crack. Bullet's eyes lit up and he grabbed the thing, saying "Midnight Brand Invisi-skin Condom best feel!" before running off as Shoto froze up, closing the door quickly.

Bullet ran back into his room and said anxiously "Okay, you close eyes!" Mei giggled and closed her eyes. Bullet dropped a gift in her hands.

Mei opened her eyes and looked at the necklace with a little vial of red liquid in it attached. She looked up at him and he explained anxiously "Bullet hear Mei say want to make another body… Give you Bullet's blood. Glass bulletproof!"

Mei opened her mouth before closing it and smiling lovingly, hugging the necklace, saying softly "I love it." Bullet felt like a heavy burden was lifted off his chest as he smiled happily, "Great!" he helped her put it on and it rested in her cleavage.

She touched it happily before kissing him, saying "I just wanted to snuggle before but now… Hehe… STRIP, DOG! AHAHAHHA! BARK FOR YOUR MISTRESS! HAAHHAHA!"

She pushed him down and took off his clothes quickly, tossing hers to the side and kissing him deeply.