Media Training

Bullet was running outside in the snow with only shorts and weights on, his mask wrapped around his arm as they were tied with binding cloth.

His shorts were very short, almost too tight, but Mei insisted he wear them.

She sat outside, wrapped in a fluffy blanket, and watched him run by, holding a hot cup of coffee with a thrilled squint. Every time he ran by, her day got better and better…

She looked at his tight shorts and giggled strangely, licking her lips.

Bullet didn't notice, he was really training here… Behind him, Katsuki, Shoto, Izuku, and Momo were running after him.

Katsuki passed by Mei and cackled, "Damn perv!" Izuku blushed in amusement, Shoto sighed to himself, and Momo snorted, "Pervy bitch." Mei chuckled lewdly, every time.

A few days ago, she was still down in the dumps over her aunt's tragic death.

She went into Deika's camera system and wiped all the images of Bullet, making Skeptic so angry he nearly smashed his computer to pieces. He really hated Bullet more than anyone in his life.

He had never been mocked so thoroughly before.

However, Bullet couldn't care less about him. This only made him even angrier.

Bullet pulled her out of her funk and cheered her up… which resulted in these extremely short and tight shorts.

Momo was breathing heavily, saying "How is this guy wearing nothing!?" Izuku wiped his sweat and said "I want to know how he's still going… We've been running for 2 hours now…"

Shoto touched the weights and frowned slightly, "I need heavier ones." Katsuki growled, "Me too!" Izuku looked at them, asking "Where are you guys taking your second Work Study?" Shoto said "My dad." Katsuki snorted, "Endeavor." Izuku was dumbfounded, "Wha-? Me too!"

Momo sighed and felt left out.

She asked Bullet but he only grinned, telling her that it was a secret. However, he did invite her to come with him. She had a feeling it would be on the wrong side of the law and decided to give Mirko a call first. If she was busy, then Momo would go with Bullet.

Later that day, everyone was talking about the situation in Deika.

The class was grim, not happy about the so-called 'Heroes of Deika' because they all knew the truth!

Bullet looked at the news and chuckled, "Nice work, maybe not so stupid after all." Izuku said worriedly "This is bad!" Bullet simply asked him, "Why?" Izuku was stunned and replied naturally "Because they're lying, of course!" a few others nodded and Bullet leaned back in the chair, saying "Big lie become true."

Momo sighed and Bullet continued "These people, too crazy. Hear reality, go nuts! Try kill. Hahah!" he smiled happily, gesturing a prayer "Like cult! This crazy huge cult!"

He waved his arms, "Super big! Like woooaaaaaah!" Ochako waved her arms, "Woah?" Bullet corrected "Wooooooaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Ochako waved, "Woooooooaaaaaaaaaaah!" Bullet gave her a thumbs up and Shoto said seriously "I still think you should've told us."

Everyone looked over and Shoto continued with a frown, "Maybe we couldn't have done anything, but we're your friends. If you came back to school in a box, what are we supposed to think?" Momo's lips twitched and she said "Shoto…"

Shoto waved and Katsuki turned around, sneering "Yeah! You're gonna be in a box after I kill you! You pull some shit like that again and forget about some wackjob cultists, I'll finish you off myself!" Toru rubbed his head and he barked at her.

The rest of the class nodded in agreement and Bullet grinned kindly, waving his hands, "Bullet have both hands this time! Worry too much? Last time go and come back with only one!" Izuku's lips twitched as he muttered "I don't think you should brag about that… right?"

Ida pushed up his glasses, "It IS an improvement… Technically." Tsuyu touched her chin, asking "Should we be proud he has all his limbs?" Mina leaned over the desk, laughing "Isn't that normal? Hahahah!"

Suddenly, the door was kicked open!

But it was a sliding door so…

Everyone watched as the door flew across the room and landed on the ground.

Mt. Lady walked in, puffing her chest and twisting her waist, jutting out her behind, winking with a 'V' symbol on her hands, "Heya, cuties~!" Midnight walked in behind her, muttering "Damn floozy…"

Bullet looked at Mt. Lady and nodded, "Good figure!" Momo's lips twitched and she smacked him. He rubbed his head and Mt. Lady smacked him, shouting "YOU SAID ERASER HEAD WOULD BUY ME DINNER! HE DIDN'T AGREE!" Bullet covered his head, complaining "You mad?! You invite Kamui Woods with you! It's date! DATE!"

Mt. Lady smacked him wildly, laughing "Damn kid! Kamui invited himself!"

Denki and Sero paled, "ANOTHER ONE?!"

Aizawa put a stop to this madness, saying "Mt. Lady is here to teach you all about Media presence today. Midnight came to help out too." Mt. Lady dragged Bullet out, waving "Come on, cutiepies! Time to do Hero Interview Training~!"

A few minutes later

Everyone was outside

Shoto was being interviewed by Mt. Lady as she asked "What sort of Hero do you want to become, Shoto?" Shoto replied "The kind that makes people feel at ease when I show up…" Yu smiled happily, saying "If I looker like you suddenly arrived, my heart would burst out of my chest!"

Shoto was shocked, "Do you have a heart condition?" Yu was stunned and moved on, making Shoto show off his Ultimate move before telling him to flash a smile more often, saying "You'd be a real lady killer!"

Shoto was dumbfounded, saying in shock "My smile will kill women?!" Yu shouted "NEXT!"

The class went by and Bullet walked up in his costume with his mask on. Yu shoved a microphone in his face, saying "When will your number dropping journey end?!" Bullet leaned over to the mic, saying "Ah."

Everyone was silent.

Yu stared at him for a solid minute before asking "What do you have to say about people who don't like you?" Bullet leaned over, he was silent for a moment before saying "Ah."

…

Yu asked "What sort of hero do you want to become?" Bullet grabbed the mic and said "No interviews. Worried about people hating me? A big joke! Save people because that's what I do, interview, who cares?! Aizawa no interviews, still hero!"

Yu snatched the mic, saying angrily "You have to be ready for anything!" Bullet took his mask off and sighed, replying "But only say bad things all the time. Who interview?" he laughed helplessly before smiling kindly "No interview, Bullet okay. What ask? How feel about no quirk, Bullet say 1000 times before."

He rolled his eyes and smiled.

Yu fell silent before smiling gently, "Why do you want to be a Hero?" holding the mic to him.

Bullet smiled kindly, "Bullet want to be hero to show everyone like me that they can be hero too." Yu smiled sweetly, saying "You're SPARKLING~! Next~!"

Bullet walked down and smiled happily.