Chapter 1: Goddamn ROB

Some stuff from Maerdy: So before we get all this cracking let me just tell ya that this is all just for fun. I'm not being too serious here but its still gonna be pretty fun. My OC's personality takes after mine and I'm pretty weird. I'm pretty lazy.

Updates won't be regular or have a set schedule. Can't do much about that but I'll try. Fingers crossed. Don't be too mad at me if I don't update for weeks or a month.

Next up is I'm not too deep into the anime like most people. I know most of the plot and characters but I'm not a fanboy who knows todoroki's blood type or the taste of bakugou's saliva so don't expect too much of that.

I'm not that smart of a kid and neither is my character so I wont even pretend. Not gonna analyze quirks like hairs on a woman's you-know-what during an eat out session. I do business, not science. But he'll put in some effort and make it entertaining for ya'll.

So now that that's out the way, hope you enjoy the read. You can comment any ideas you got for me or whatever, I'll prolly listen/read em and try to change whatever and you can gimme advice if you want. Thanks you purdy thangs.

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"And that's that. It's pretty unfortunate but there's nothing I can do about it", said the no-faced man. I sighed and massaged my temples. Who would've thought that helping an injured cat would get me driven over by a car.

Yep, car, not truck. Sorry to disappoint you guys. If I could go back I would've definitely waited for a truck to come instead of a car.

Anyway, back to my current situation. I am in an infinite black space with an invisible floor. I think it's infinite cause I've tried walking around and I didn't gain anything besides the knowledge that I am totally alone.

That is until I heard a pop sound and standing behind me was a man in a white suit and...a featureless face. Yeah. I don't really get why he has no features either but that's not what's important.

After appearing he stretched out his hand and said in a booming voice, "Come, young soul, I shall give you the wonderful gift of reincarnating in a fictional world", in what he thought looked cool. I mean it kinda did not gonna lie but I'm not gonna admit that.

When then talked about the cause of my death and now we're here.

"So...About that gift of reincarnation. Where will you be sending me and will I be keeping my memories?", I asked the ROB with a bored expression.

"We'll decide by the spin of a wheel to decide which fictional world you will be reincarnating into and yes, you will be keeping your memories. Aren't my powers great?"

"If they're so great why can't you just bring me back to life in my original world?"

Ignoring my question, he turns away and snaps his fingers. From out the void, a colorful spin wheel appears with the names of different fictional worlds. I look at the numerous names, some I recognize and some I don't. Hopefully, I get a world I at least have some basic knowledge about, or else I'm fucked.

"Step up and spin the wheel to decide your fate!". Gripping the wheel I pull and watch it spin, the names flying by in a blur. After a few minutes of waiting it starts to slow down. I watch as it nears Boku no Pico and I feel shivers going down my spine. Please don't send me there. Any place but there.

Maybe some god heard me or the featureless one before me was simply teasing me to get a reaction, but the arrow skipped past it and landed on Boku No Hero Academia.

I sighed in relief. Although my knowledge of the world was not too extensive, I still knew most of the main plot and even watched that movie with the quirkless blonde chick in it.

"Congratulations, your world is Boku no Hero Academia", he said with a chuckle. "Now all that's left is to decide your quirk. I can't really let you create your own quirk but I can give you an existing ability as well as appearance from characters in the multiverse"

"So much for great powers", I say with visible contempt. "I'd like the abilities and powers of a saiy-". I'm interrupted by the ROB as he snaps his fingers and another spin wheel appears beside the previous one.

"Oh, did I say you had a choice in this? HA!", he holds his stomach and bursts out laughing. I roll my eyes. He's obviously doing all this to get a reaction out of me but I won't indulge him with that.

"You're pretty lonely, aren't you ROB?"

Once again my question is ignored as I'm urged to spin the wheel again. It slowly comes to a stop on a character I always thought was cool in Bungou Stray Dogs. Aside from when he's crushing on Atsushi. Ryūnosuke Akutagawa.

"You will gain everything that he has, physical appearance, ability, personality, illness...", he trailed off but I managed to hear the last part, barely.

"What did you just say?", I narrow my eyes at him.

"Oh, it looks like it's about time you get moving. See ya never kid!" He snaps his fingers.

"Hey wait! What was that last part!?" I yell as I begin to fade into dust. Dammit, this bastard Thanos snapped me. And I don't even have anyone to reenact that scene of Spider-man and Tony Stark with.

"Off you go no questions!"

"Wait at least don't make me have to go through being a baby again"

He smirks, "Fine, that's no problem. As the mighty and omnipotent being I am, I shall grant it with my amazing powers! I'm just so generous, I deserve a reward!" As the rest of my body fades to dust leaving only my left hand, I shape it into a middle finger. "Screw your powers..." My voice drifts from the void.

"You little brat..."

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Maerdy Note: You like it so far? I think its alright. Once again, I probably wont be uploading too frequently. This is simply to pass the time but I'll try my damndest in uploading. I got a lot of exams and stuff y'know. My teacher bothers me a lot about falling asleep in class.

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