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Bloopers #1

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Blooper 1:

"Mooomm, today isn't even— *Gasps* It's the first day of school! Oh! I'm so excited! ... *Giggles* Backpack, check! Pencils, Check! College ruled paper, ...Mm, check! Stuffed animal?... Pfft! No! *Scoffs* I'm a high school freshman now! I need to be cool. Mmh... sorry, Honekoneko. Uniform, check! *Giggles* This is going to be awesome! My first day of high school! I can't wait to go to my classes and make a first impression! Ah, I've been preparing all summer for this moment! Nothing is going to stand in my way of making new friends and awesome grades— Nothing, I tell you!" Aphmau yelled and then cackled maniacally.

Shut Up Aphmau your not some evil super villain that's Ein and Isabella's job! Y/N yelled.

You just spoiled and broke the fourth wall Y/N! YOU GET LA CHANCLA!! Sylvanna said holding up her Chancla.

Will, cut it!!! Y/N yelled trying her best to dodge the chancla.

Blooper 2

"Well, I tried to get you to go out, but you wanted to stay inside and play your internet games. Mija look... you're going to be fine. Sure, it's going to be a new experience for you and a lot of kids probably won't like you very much because you're really annoying sometimes..." Sylvanna stated.

Tell me about it.. Zane said walking into the room. I know right. Y/N said. Hey wanna go watch MLH (My Little Horsies) downstairs? Zane asked Y/N. Sure why not Y/N said walking downstairs. Wait No Y/N your still supposed to be on set- OH NEVER MIND. Ross put your wig and makeup on your playing Y/N. Will said giving up.

Yay! Ross said happily!

Blooper 3

Y/N's Point Of View

"Ha! Little pup intends on telling on me? You've got some backbone." Balto said. I was getting angry.

"I-I just don't want anyone to get hurt." Aphmau said with fear in her voice.

"Hahaha. You're in the wrong class if you don't want to get hurt." That was it. That was the moment I broke. I wasn't going to be part of the people in the backround anymore.

Balto Why do you wanna touch her you should obviously touch me instead huh that sound good? I said to him.

Nope Nope Nope If you wanna date Balto your in the wrong fanfic see ya Y/N Aaron said.

YEET! Aaron said as he threw me out the window.

Noooooo remember me Balto!! I said falling out the window dramatically.

Soo what did I miss Mr. Gavin said walking in.

Blooper 4 (the last one for now....)

"Mom, please! You're embarrassing me!" Aph said her face a deep red.

"Psh, Mija, that's my job. Hey, are you mad at me? You mad? Ugh, I'm sorry. Want to go to McDonald's?" Mom asked trying to get Aph to forgive her.

Nah Aphmau said.

Ok! Let's go!- WAIT NO!?!?! Mom said surprised.

"Then what do you want" Mom asked her.

I want Burger King!! Aphmau said.

Le Gasp! I say

Fine but before we do ima turn on the radio. Mom said turning on the radio.

"Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper,

Junior, double, triple Whopper,

Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers,

I rule this day.

Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup,

It's OK if I don't want that,

Impossible or bacon Whopper,

Any Whopper my way.

You rule, you're seizing the day,

At BK, have it your way.

You rule!"

Wow how convenient.... I say

[END OF BLOOPERS]

I hope you enjoyed these bloopers.

They were a little rushed and weird because I'm not "Hip with the kids Yo" as Zianna once said. Anyways have a nice day I'm not posting anymore chapters of this book today. I'm thinking about writing a new one hehe anyways.....

-ILOVEAPHMAUFF