chapter 1
Hello your probably wondering who I am well my name is Ari and my current question is...
Ari: 💢WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?💢
???: Yo calm it down Kiddo.
Awhile ago a woman appeared telling me I died well I already fucking knew since I got hit by a fucking truck like a fucking cliche
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Ari: Don't tell me to calm it down bitch!
???: Wow haha now that is hilarious no has called me a bitch for a long time I would have serious balls but I don't think you know what you're dealing.
Ari: nor do I fucking care.
???: HA I'M REALLY STARTING TO LIKE KIDDO HAHAHA ahem let's do introductions then shall we my name is Kid yep that's right just Kid and I'm the God Chaos.
Ari: Yeah right what else the Goddess of Tomboys?
Kid: Well actually...
Ari: FUCK OFF!!!
Kid: Hahaha well kiddo let me explain some things I'm part of a group called The Guild Killers and we're big deal a real big fucking deal and there is five members so far and soon to be six if we count your another dimensional counterpart.
Ari: Another counter what?
Kid: What you think there's just one universe out there don't be dumb Kiddo.
Ari: Don't call me AND STOP CALLING ME KIDDO!
Kid: Would you prefer I call you my Wolfie?
Ari: 🖕FUCK OFF
Kid: Hehehaha you're soon fun to tease anyway time to get business I have a job to do I have currently destroyed two Omniverses recently and planing on creating a new one and what I will do is drop kick you into it and let you do whatever the fuck you want.
Ari: What?
Kid: You heard me bitch.
Ari: So your just going in this omniverse but I thought we were already in...
Kid: Don't think about it.
Ari: Wha...
She all of a sudden grabs me and starts shaking me
Kid: JUST DON'T FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT MAN JUST GO WITH THE FLOW WHY DO PEOPLE QUESTION THINGS IT'S SIMPLE JUST GO WITH THE FUCKING FLOW!!!
Ari: ALBRIGHT ALRIGHT I WON'T THINK IT ABOUT JUST LET ME ALREADY DAMNIT!
She finally lets go as she away from me
Kid: Ahem sorry for that anyway I'm not just going to drop you there butt naked and powerless NO WHAT YOU'LL BE GETTING IS TWO POWERS OF YOUR CHOICE..... and random one from me because I kinda like the trope of three wishes except you don't get to choose the last one.
Ari: Seriously?
Kid: Yep.
Ari: Why all this?
Kid: Because I'm the fucking God of Chaos I don't need a fucking reason.
I raised an eyebrow as just looked at her for few seconds
Ari: I'm probably going to regret this but fuck it let's do it.
Kid: That's the spirit now what do you want
Ari: First I want the powers of the Dark Dark fruit from one piece but like a true logia and without the normal weaknesses it has also add conduit abilities from infamous into the mix.
Kid: Oh that's an interesting mix expecting the other conduit abilities?
Ari: Pretty much yeah.
Kid: Hmmm sure but they'll be fused like shadow fire or shadow ice and you'll have to earn those abilities by training.
Ari: Got it no pain no gain I guess
Kid: Good now the second is?
Ari: HP Doomsday's Adaption.
Kid: What the fuck really!?
Ari: What you said any power or am I mistaken?
Kid: No your right... you know what fuck it since I like you and the universe I'm going to send to has a dick that likes stealing powers I'm going make so that he can't steal your's.
Ari: That's awful generous of you.
Kid: Your damn right I am now then for the wheel of misery!
Suddenly a giant wheel appeared with a skull at it's center that appears to be laughing
Kid: Now with this wheel you'll either get something horrible or something so fucking useless that it's hilarious HAHAHAHA!
Ari: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Kid: Let's fucking go!
She than span the wheel it went extremely fast so fast I don't think there's a definition for it it eventually stop landing on
Kid: Omniversal Chat Room huh who would have thought.
Ari: Huh?
Kid: Anyway timeforyoutogoWolfiehavefunhopetoseeagainBYEEEEEE!
A portal opened behind as she kicked me into it
Ari: You BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTCCCHHHHHH!
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A/n: And that's it see you in the next chapter