Crafovac nee MaScotch

A man was standing on the border of the top of a building. Border, as his next step would not displace him forward, but would take him down a whole 20 stories, which would be a pleasant journey, but not so pleasant destination.

*cough*'what the fuck does this cigarette give to the smoker for them to have them in their mouth 24/7' He throws the half-burnt cigarette which falls down below.

A brick could be observed in his right hand, whatever he has use for it today, the 25th of December.

"I tend to talk like I am addressing somebody sometimes, it feels good, empowering even, to me when I need it to." He said while looking at nothing.

"I am here 20 stories above what could be my death, but do you think I would just come here to die? I mean look from my eyes. What a beautiful city."

"As far as you can see- skyscrapers, lights, colors, a sea view to your left and devoid of all these festive lightings, the dark woods to my left. It is an overwhelming sight most may never get to enjoy in his life." He said while stretching his arms wide open, still a brick in his right hand.

"What do I want to do here you ask? You see I am the heir to the building on the top of which I am standing. My family, run a business where we build skyscrapers and then rent them to various businesses. This one was my personal adventure where I favored my girlfriend over some random half-a-million dollars a-year rent-paying law firm, which came back to bite in the ass." He walked along the edge of the building.

"Now as always it happens in most stories, my girlfriend cheated on me, something along the lines that I had no time for her and shit, but bitch, please. I am a working man and she was also a working female, we are expected to have less time for each other when we are working for making money for the future, and while doing that if I am able to meet you twice every day for half an hour and you still want more, feel free to say goodbye the job. Because that is what is stopping us to have our time."

"But she had enough time to fuck her office secretary, clearly she had no work ethics."*chuckles*

"Like if she had broken up with me I would not have cared if she whored around the whole city but no she had to fuck that bastard behind me and throw tantrum about how he was nothing but a friend, repeatedly expressing her love for me, said she had feelings for me and wanted to marry me blah blah." The brick fell on the floor of the roof with a thud. "Sorry about that, my hands get tired after holding a heavy brick for 10 minutes or so."

"Everybody could guess that she was not in for me, she was in for my money like the previous girlfriend was before her, her story is similar too." He lits up another cigarette.

"I could have formally kicked her out of the building, but for some reason, her secretary and she could not leave without lemoning around my office, the personal one I had been paying out of my pocket. That's ironic at some level, I just cannot figure out how it is ironic."

"What I want is-" The door to the roof opened to welcome a redhead woman.

"What are you doing there!!! This place is off-limits you can fall! whatever happened to you, it's not worth giving your life over!" The woman shouted while she stood still, panting and ranting

Crafocav turned over and gave a smile "What? I won't give up on my life for that two-faced bitch, that's pathetic, I am just enjoying the scenery and the thrill it gives while you are on the edge, where a step takes away your life. I am here for survivors' thrill."

"Now of course I haven't been on a life-risking journey that would make me thankful for the life given to me, but I have heard, I heard after going through something which should have killed you, everything gets better. Food tastes more flavor, the path becomes rosy, sleep comes to be more peaceful, so here I am trying to create something which should give me chills enough to make me forget all the shit and make my life all wonderful and colorful." Saying this he tightens the rope around his left hand ready to wave the guest on the roof.

"But falling 20 stories down? YOu would die!" The girl again shouted.

"God you are annoying, your voice is on that particular frequency which gives me chills."

"That's idiotic!"

"And I agree with that! Anyways," Saying so Crafovac jumps backward with a flip, far enough not to hit the wall.

"AaaaaAAAAAaaAAAaHHHhhha!!!!!!!!!"

"Damn, it is I who just jumped to death and she is the one going nuts about it." He was falling, falling for 2 seconds, and then the rope of his hand tightened.

"That seems to be the fourth floor" Saying this he throws the brick at the fourth-floor glass, breaking the whole of it due to successful aim to the right spot it was supported on.

/inside the fourth floor/

"Ah kiss me~ kiss me~ Ted~ Haah~"

"Oh~ Rahcehel~ Rachel~ Fuc~

"Inside~ Do it insi~!

*Clank cling!!* The glass wall of the fourth-floor office broke when a brick hit it. And following it came a man from outside- above the building.

"WAT tHE FUC!" The girl rummaged over whatever she could out of the bedsheet to cover herself while the man hid under the table they were doing lemons upon.

*Clink* The man brought down what was remaining of the glass wall with him entering from the outside. He was posing a JOJO-style reverse bend while his middle finger stuck out, but...

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