Chapter 18

I was woken up by the smell of a fire. I quickly searched for it and found something surprising. It was eri trying to cook. I quickly calmed down and walked towards her. She looked up at me with tears in the corner of her eyes. I put the small fire out and said "I'm not mad at you eri. Just tell me when you are trying to cook, ok?" She still had tears in her eyes but she nodded. "Know, what were you trying to make?" i said. "Eggs" said eri. I smiled then started to clean up the mess. I then told her to ask me for help if she attempted to cook again. I made eggs for me and her and she watched me closely while doing so. We ate then got ready for school.

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Me and eri arrived at school

She was on top of my head as usual and was waving a people. I smiled at everyone while heading towards class. When I got in all the girls(besides uraraka) seemed to be in a panic. I walked over to them and asked "What's the matter?" Me coming out of nowhere seemed to surprise them all. They looked at me then blushed in embarrassment. I read their minds and found out that they were nervous about the date. I then said "I hope you guys are ready for tonight" with a smirk on my face.

I place eri on Jiro's lap and went to my seat. Izuku was there taking notes. "Izuku, I forgot to tell you that I have a date tonight." i said. "Oh really now?" said izuku in a sarcastic voice. Cant really get mad at him, as everyone in the school knows I think. I then said "So, how have you and uraraka been doing?" He looked up from his notes and blushed. "W-We only held hands! That's all!" said the blushing boy "How lewd" was all I said before sitting down in my seat.

Eri came up to me and sat in my lap before class began. She told me that they were nervous about tonight. She also said how they were never experienced. My little spy! I'm so proud of her. I pat her head and she smiles back.

Class ended and we went to the USJ for more training. I however, only helped the other students as the teachers said that I was already stronger than most pro heros.

I was talking to mina and told her to create a wall of acid to protect herself. It took a couple of tries but she eventually did it. Momo was next. Well, she already used her quirk in a good way so I told her to be more confident. I then told tsuyu to try camouflaging herself. She was confused at first but then I showed her a video of a real frog doing it. She agreed when she saw it and decided to try it. I think she was able to do it but I walked away before I could see it. I told jiro to add something to her suit so it can be used to make her 'Sounds' louder.

Toru was a challenge. I thought for like 5 seconds befor figuring something out. I told her that she needed to work on her physical body and that she need to learn extreme martial arts. She seemed happy with this, because no ones ever really told her anything useful. I decided to help my boy izuku out as well. I told him to think about anger and capturing something(AN: forced plot) and would you look at that, he discovered black whip. hehe. He seemed shocked at this put I left before he could thank me.

I was playing with eri. She wanted to see who was faster so I she challenged me to a race. "3...

2.... 1.... go" before I said go tho, she already was running. I made it seemed like I was struggling and eventually lost. I collapsed on the floor and said "Eri, I need a head rub" (AN: Cringe) She did her little wattle run and came up to me. She rubbed my head and was saying " There there" People around seeing this couldnt help but think 'Cute'

I got up and picked eri up. She had a smile on her face as she was behind spun around by me. The smile she made could kill anyone. I kissed her forehead and said thank you. She made a confused but happy face and said "For what?"

I then said "For being here with me" I really meant it. I mean, being at the orphanage was good and all, but taking care of someone you consider a daughter and them making you happy is 100% better.

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School ended and I told aizawa and the big 3 that I had plans. They seemed sad for some reason. 'I guess they like getting their ass handed to them' I couldn't help but think. I then went home and got ready. Eri also got ready and had a princess dress on. 'Cute' was all I could think while seeing her. I then picked her up and carried her to the meeting place, which was a fountain in the park. It was around 4:30 and we were scheduled to meet at this fountain at 5:00. To my surprise(eri's surprise) toru appeared. She scared eri for a second. I let toru carry her and left to use the bathroom. I was stopped halfway as I sensed someone trying to knife me. I turned around and slapped them with my meat(AN:IM SORRYYY!!)

Let's handle this situation better. I reminded time before I slapped him with my meat. I turned around and punched him in the crotch and he fell down. I them teleported him to the same island as that one guy. What a minute. What if I send all the villians I stopped to the same island and have them kill for survival and the one that's are alive in the period of one year will personally be rewarded 'Freedom' by me. I'm obviously not gonna let the dude go so I will just keep him in an eternal hell, and the people that he has killed will torture him

I'm crazy. Anyways I finished my business and went back. What I saw when I came back almost made me drool. Everyone was there in some erotic clothes. I'm to lazy of an author- I mean, I'm to lazy to describe them so I'll leave it to your imagination. Before we left, the girls took a group picture and complimented me on my looks. Why was the ground burning where mina was standing was my question tho. Wait a damn minute, she ain't gonna burn my brother off when we doing child making right? The others were also no exception, as you could see rivers aswell.

'I mean, I aint tryna raise a flag but I could make dudes get erections from looking at me' I thought. We then all left the park and walked to the movies. I stood out because of my looks and that I had 5 girls by my side. Well 6 if your counting eri but I'm not like that(Yes the hell I am) When we was crossing the street, a bus came flying out of nowhere and killed us all. THE END.

I'm just playin.