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Live Streaming: Starting as a Door-to-Door Salesman for Coffins!

Disclaimer: *This is Not an original story.* *I don't own this story and the book cover.* For those interested, this is the original name of this novel: 直播上门推销,请问要棺材吗 Kindly, Please Note that: 1) This is an Edited MTL. 2) I'm not a translator. I don't understand the Chinese language. I don't even know a single character of it. 3) I don't have any previous Editing experience. 4) However, I do have a decade worth of experience in reading translated chinese web-novels. 5) Leave a review, or comment if you like my work. Thanks! Synopsis: Han Haocheng activated the system, "Live life to it's fullest while you're still alive." As long as he completed tasks, he would get rewards. It seemed simple and easy. Alas... He couldn't have been any more wrong. He had to complete livestreaming tasks like: [Knock on any house's door and sell coffins seriously!] [Go to any company for a job interview and ask the interviewer, are you recruiting a chairman?] [Find the fiercest and strongest looking person in the Internet cafe, and turn off the power while he is playing a team battle in the game!] [Talk to a lady, beautiful as a fairy, on the street. Get her WeChat account and seriously sell her a coffin. After she agrees or refuses, Allow her to bargain for a lower price.] Han Haocheng: "..." Netizens after watching Han Haocheng's live broadcast: "Is this something a carbon-based organism really thought of???"

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[Which saleswoman will be tormented by the anchor!]

"Come on, why are you still standing?"

"Hurry up, follow me!"

The middle-aged aunt saw Han Haocheng motionless.

So she flicked her hair and encouraged him warmly.

"Ahem!"

Han Haocheng moved, but did not follow her inside. Instead, he turned around and left. However, he did tell her:

"Umm, I don't need it right now."

"Let's talk about it later. Thank you for your enthusiasm!"

The middle-aged aunt was left standing there with a look of resentment on her face.

It's unclear whether she is upset that the goods were not sold, or if she is lamenting about some other unknown possibility...

Among the audience, obviously, many of them began to interpret this scene in depth.

There was an unceasing barrage of comments:

"Hahaha, was the host scared away by her?"

"Look at the resentful look in Auntie's eyes, it's clear that she is unwilling to miss out on a romantic encounter!"

"Indeed, she kept watching until the anchor left! Suddenly, I'm getting goosebumps!"

"A woman in her thirties is like a wolf, in her forties like a tiger, this is Zhenghu's age (age of real tigress), the broadcaster may really be unable to bear it!"

"The main reason is that she's too old. Most probably, the streamer was scared off!"

"Wait! Something's not right, host, why did you leave all of a sudden? Are you not completing today's live stream goal?"

"Are you giving up just like that? Anchor, why did you leave?"

"..."

As quite a few viewers in the live broadcast room rambled on and on,

A copious amount of them noticed Han Haocheng walking out of the mall, getting on the escalator and heading straight out of the supermarket door.

On top of that, he started sauntering on the streets.

"Darn it, host! What are you doing?"

"Correct me if I'm wrong, I think you don't dare do it anymore, right? Host, I was just praising your exceptional courage, and you're giving up now?"

"Is this a Clickbait, huh?"

"I'm speechless. I recommended you to all my friends, but you left the show hanging instead?"

"We've already agreed to visit the mall, why are we not shopping now? I don't understand!"

Han Haocheng arrived at a bus stop.

While waiting for the bus, he saw the rising number of questioning comments.

Normally, as a streamer, when viewers have doubts or misunderstandings, you'd explain.

However, Han Haocheng acted as if he hadn't seen it at all.

He is now live-streaming in order to complete system tasks.

As for whether these viewers watch it or not, Han Haocheng doesn't care at all.

While shooting such socially suicidal scenes, Han Haocheng wished that there was no one to watch in the live broadcast room.

Subsequently, Han Haocheng didn't bother explaining the real reason why he left.

Instead, he made up a response casually:

"It's nothing, I just want to try another supermarket."

"I didn't feel the feng shui was very good in that supermarket just now."

"If you don't like this stream, you can unfollow anytime and exit the live broadcast room. It's easy to leave, no hard feelings, although I wouldn't be seeing you off. Goodbye!"

After speaking, Han Haocheng got on the bus that had come, found a seat and sat down, closing his eyes to relax.

The audience who heard this, their eyes widened in amazement.

In this era where everyone wants to be an internet celebrity,

The public is accustomed to seeing anchors who want to please them in various ways.

Hardly have they ever seen a broadcaster directly advise everyone to leave.

For a moment, the barrages started to flood again.

"Good Lord! I've been watching live broadcasts for several years, and this is the first time I've seen a streamer chase the audience away!"

"The host has become inflated with arrogance, everyone, let's leave!"

"I have never seen such a shameless anchor, but I like it, so I am going to follow him right away!"

"Let me go, right? I won't leave. I will watch your whole broadcast and then laugh at you. What can you do about it? Aha!"

"Anchor, you're really unique. If it weren't for your handsomeness, I would have left long ago!"

"As long as you keep being entertaining, even if you curse at the screen, I won't leave!"

"Yes, what we look at is the entertainment factor of the show. You're so unlike some internet celebrities who only suck up to the big shots, providing nothing fun at all within their livestreams!"

"Host, don't pay attention to the trolls, we are your real fans, stick with your unique style!"

"Yes, everyone, please don't leave. If no one will watch the broadcast, I guess this streamer may stop doing this show. For the sake of good entertainment, no matter what anybody says, we all should continue to support the live broadcaster!"

"..."

Han Haocheng has closed his eyes to rest. So of course he doesn't know that there are more people joining the live broadcast room, in search of entertainment, at this time.

In order to enjoy the show better, even after Han Haocheng displayed his aloofness, they still defended him.

If he knew it, Han Haocheng would probably have a small break down and then say:

"Please, buddy, don't support me any further, I really don't need more people to see what I am doing!"

This sounds like humble bragging, but Han Haocheng definitely thinks so sincerely.

After all, he is now supported by the system. As long as he starts the live broadcast and completes the assigned daily task.

He can get ample rewards from the system.

The system didn't require a specific number of viewers or interactions in the live stream room.

As for the content of Han Haocheng's live broadcast, it's all up to the system.

Whether it's door-to-door sales of coffins or buying condoms...

These missions are too unique and eccentric!

Although the system rewards him generously, as a result of him keeping a thick skin and completing the tasks..

But, he is really not shameless to the point where he wants more people to see it!

The bus arrived at the next stop soon, which was next to another supermarket.

Han Haocheng got out of the bus and walked straight in.

The barrage of comments in the live stream became passionate again:

"Here it comes, here it comes!"

"This supermarket should have good feng shui, right? Host? You should be able to buy things this time, right?"

"Haha, I really want to see which saleswoman will be tormented by the anchor!"

"I'm already getting excited, I don't know why!"

"Brothers, I can't stop laughing this early!"

"Let's do this! As I said before, streamer, if you finish things according to the set title, then I will gift you ten consecutive rockets!"

"I'll send a plane!"

"I don't have much money, but I'm willing to spend ten yuan to buy sunglasses for the host!"

"I'll be honest; I'm just here for the free ride. You won't get a single yuan out of me, even if you rob me at gunpoint, haha!"

"Yes, I can only provide moral support. I can follow and like, but you want me to gift money? There is absolutely no way!"

"..."

The popularity of the live broadcast room has been bolstered by the recent surge of excitement.

The number rose to 30,000 people online.

And the numbers are still increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

They kept on increasing like they would never stop!

Viewers of all sorts of personalities and various levels were expressing their opinions.

Of course, apart from those who post barrages, the largest audience is still the silent majority.

At this moment, no matter what kind of person they are, everyone shares the same sense of expectation in their hearts.

They can't wait to see what kind of saleswoman Han Haocheng will come into contact with.

And what kind of expression would the female saleswoman have when Han Haocheng asked her, 'the question'?

[This shopping mall has been detected to meet the prerequisite of 'Bustling supermarket'. Please complete the designated tasks quickly! ]

As Han Haocheng entered this shopping mall, unlike before, a familiar voice rang in his mind.

"Not bad, this mall will do."

"Let's choose this one!"

With that said, Han Haocheng continued walking inside.