Last Minute

The stage was set, the atmosphere crackling with excitement as Guitarman, the most awaited artist of the night, stepped into the spotlight. 

The audience held their breaths as they waited for the intro of his song to play, wondering what masterpiece he was going to create this week. 

June was situated backstage, sipping some warm water through his mask. Beside him was Jay, who was still very much in character as Thongman. 

"You know, if you wanted to wear panties on your head, you should have just gone with that," June said, not even able to look at him. 

"What do you mean?" Jay asked, not finding anything weird about his costume. 

"I mean—don't wear thongs on your schlong next time," June said, glancing down at the thong just right over his jumpsuit. 

"It's trendy," Jay shrugged, not fazed by June's comment.