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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

ImmenseEgg · Politique et sciences sociales
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bonshirab boyoy wakkp hes iliike interasting this sleep not laasting come say take off your clofh say take off your skin descend down stairs and stares at rather tasty snack instant noodle stack bro.

so then he's like noodle snack the packaging was wearing A rather dapper suit and performed opera on bleach boy back pocket, are you joking h.

looking through the ingredients b. Oy looked at the ingredient; roof of the world; ;he read them out "brass. as. monosodium glutamate. fœk off!" he was very angry, suddenly having the urge to repeat fœ""k off 1000 time lika creamy deely after human interaction, he was ANGRY NOW œk off œk off now I am angry too omg

basicly "I do not. donut like th how!! the ingredient are

1.reliably sourced

2.reliably sus."

he was rather fairad that this would count as amon gus compilation and was s little bit anxious he quickly logged onto his ammong him account before ph he's like phew "atleast this did not ." yes.

he did not like how they were reliably sourced because like "I don't like how ingredients are reliable sources and because I know oops I mean sustainability sourced. I don't liike it because good things come to an end, whereas sustainably sourced. go round the bend."

ooock off

a little bit upset by the circumstances bing bing bafuy diked badut blong bolo na boy decided to open up his confectionery; choclate snack but he suddenly had ominous feeling like, someting wrong you know .he flipped over the packat and looked at the back before pronouncing the alphabet at 200 decibel, contain wheat and milk and it was suitable for vegetarian bro...

in deep contemplation, tissue box boy tapped his chin twenty thousand times before he was eroded by the wind and the only remnants was his skeleton and wheelie bin.

"I need to find. vegetarian mate that I can have a word with, need some of that knowledge of dust. " he became a lawn mower. "I know. !!!! BAROOOOO0000000000000000000000000000000000" whipping out his .l. COC . whipping out his mobile the phone quickly dialed up a special number he held back his middle finger with his thumb and flicked the numbers and dialed up and the phone rang for 2 decade. very quickly the other side picked up come quote "Kumquat."

Hearing this, berikebab boy was so confused, he inflated like a balloon before deflating into the incarnation of a Kumquat fruit before replying "dust. EEEEEEE"

Rather appalled at some the boy's revelation on this topic, the person on the phone had the urge to become creamy deely, he did not delay, and said "relayy" prompting ____ boy to agree on his findings of his wooden floorboards. of this, the person on the phone riight now was mr **** VAM sall0 $$$******** who was a qualified not just vegetarian, but also, wheelie bin.

At once, he laid down a heartfelt rap aimed at the government about reconsidering the current policies surrounding his door hinges and backyard and, boris the johnson, who was an avid eeley beely fan, was brought to tears, contemplating for the next 2000 years.

it was rather regrettable to nestle pure life boy that he couldn't yet find a way in which to remove the vegetarian and sustainable aspects of his meal, but he was not too upset anymore, as the word sustainable has 'sus' in it so he ejected it.

He enjoyed his vegetarian sourced meal: of vegetarians.

wowo this was bit sad chapter you know rather emotional but atleast it was resolved in the end by eating vegetariansLike it ? Add to library!Like it ? Add to library!Your gift is the motivation for my creation. Give me more motivation! Kumquats are a group of small fruit-bearing trees in the flowering plant family Rutaceae. They were previously classified as forming the now-historical genus Fortunella, or placed within Citrus sensu lato. he became one.

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