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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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chicken nugget korma

it was day whe. It was a day. ball boy went on binstagram to tend to his floral walppapper posting account when he suddenly got a message from boy name reec eyebrows on fleek n he was like ""no?? new amon guz compialtion is already out? butjust the other day there was despaicitor so I don't understand how there can be so much new funny content?" "

bolo buy looked at the massage that was sent and felt very relaxed he downloaded off the internet a massage and felt chillaxed so then he opened up the message and noticed the grooves of the wallpaper in the corner f his vision. he became a small pinball and explored the grooves of the wall and the grooves in the textured wallpaper, fascinated by this splendid wallpaper. HOLY SHIT.

so he looked at the message and I was reel the 69 aloe vera "call" voice chat batub boy thought. aight. AT 16:25 today rol f99 reec 79 became a racing car and delivered the internet packets to boltam boy door who connected to the internet and joined the call. initially the chat focused on the new amonjus compilation but unfrtunately the latest complation wasn out yet causing 0 0000000000000000000000000000000000000 0 00 t be ratherdisappointe nad he started crying becoj he really lookig forward to the enxt amom us compilation and almost fell into despare he started searching for single moms in his area .

"olo fAAK u bamub boy" bulb boy snapped out of his trance, becoming a bean sprout in the process and harvesting himself rigoursly over period of 50 years. big nice sapling was quite happy with this scenario he stretched his neck 2 miles and bent 720 degrees to inspect this beanstalk in high detail, this beeep stalk olo make the niice bean. big bean menace looked up at reetapped69 and pronounced "ook off. ook off!" cREAM DEEPLY??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? reelo beelo crosse dhis arms in disgust i did not know creeam of the deep was here? "creaaam DREAAM???" he fell off a mountain but atleas he had water bucket to perform rather MLG comilation and get rid of fall damage.

phew that was close onei i did not quite expect i didnt expect taaht. """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" beanstang boy was suddenly from kazakhstan and became his regular corporal form and deploying the nice shitpost status.!!! "when is thi this among kus compilation going to be releasd then?? when i just cannot wait much loger for this deez nut copilation god fucking damn!!!!!!!!!!! wishing for some good comedy like despacito barchart compilation.

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as he was on the voice caht rec 6the 9 "oh hello bummy tum boy i am curren i am cu i am cu"

"OLO" namespace boy raised his eye brow 20 meters into the sky while depressed the other with such proportions taht it penetrated the earths core and stopped it fom rotating, in the call with reek aloe vera more like leek aloe vera (he became a plant)

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1.

causing laughter or amusement; humorous.

"a funny story"

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he has a picture of himself topless . i did not quite eggspect that he was on the beach he was atthe beach there was sand. ball the boy heard the sound of a boiegng 747 performing a reverse manouvre and was quite hapy with this aspect he asked """what percentage oftose engine are composef of the beans i harvested from these fields"...AAA

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so thenn rec like 2% im like what??? when that kid came into chemisty class he was like "y'ariht miss??" " speaking of washig amchines" baolltub buy say "my washing machine broke the pipe t it broke and there water coming out of the pipe so we hav eto fix the pipe and wes so the water stop coming out of the pipe the wash machine." relatable.

Reec . 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111169 was making food for the children th he was fabriacating sustenance out of the void and crafted a beautiful food from the mountains he cut out chunks of chicken nugget, from the trees he milked the sap of korma sauce and from the grass and the rice field he harvested the grains of rice. Combine harvester. E combined these food to ake beautiful chicke nugget and korma dish and they all sat down to av a bite, ut not before gordan ramsay knocked n the door and sy "can I have a try? Can I have a go?""" noboby expected badshley dadford was in disguise, and for th next 4 centuries, he watched reec family eat the chicken nugget and korma in peace and quiet….. seeing the sustenance be quickly lapped up by the hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he hatched a cunning plan. Amley madford. That awas his namie molk.