I won't give long speeches or anything like that, but I wish you a Happy New Year!
As a gift, I am releasing a new chapter of my other fanfiction, "Journey Home."
. . .
Yes, the gift is shit, but I can't give you all kisses, can I?
Anyway, I'm happy with what happened this year, even if I spent two fucking months in the hospital. This time allowed me to start writing fanfiction and gather all of you here. I'm one step closer to creating my cult!
Ладно, мне нужно идти готовить салаты на новогодний стол. Удачи всем! (No, I won't translate that.)
A Simple Russian boi wishes you happy holydays.
Oh, by the way, Santa doesn't bring you presents. It's me.
I know where you live.
;)