Rebirth Into Star Wars

<p>-In a dark void-<br/><br/>"Well this is an issue" Currently I am a floating blob with two other floating blobs beside me and the scene right in front of us you can say is one you can say you've seen before. An old man with white hair and a comically long white beard is currently in a dogeza position while apologizing to us, while there is a woman behind him giving of an intense red aura(it's like one of those scenes you find in anime where the one dude in apologizing knowing that the wife/girlfriend/mother behind them is angry gonna kill them after something they did to the MC.)<br/><br/>Ahhh! Sorry for not introducing myself. The name's Mike and the two other blobs beside me are my childhood bestfriends Adrien and James, and to know how we got into this situation we must rewind the clock by 45 minutes.<br/>---------45minutes ago----------<br/>We had just gotten out of the cinema after watching Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker, and to be honest it was quiet the let down compared to the previous star wars movies. We were walking down the streets and comparing the movie to the previous ones when it began to pour, next thing we knew everything went white. When everything became clear again we found ourselves in the current situation.<br/>----------Present-----------<br/>Breaking the awkward atmosphere the woman began to speak<br/>"I think that's enough my husband" she said with unhidden venom in her tone that caused the old man to flinch and shudder uncontrollably.<br/>"Y...Yes M...My...W...Wife" he said<br/>"Now let's get to business. To put it plainly you three are dead"<br/>Silence permeated through the room as the final words sunk into each and everyone of our minds. I was not sure of Adrien and James but I accepted this fact quite quickly I had no one I cared about but the two goofballs beside me, in fact none of as did: No girlfriend, No parents, siblings or relatives it has just been me and my amigos since we turned 18 and were kicked out of the orphanage.<br/>"Okay, is that it?" Adrien asked calmly<br/>"Wow.. That's the most anticlimactic thing I've heard when a mortal receives this kind of news, usually your kind will ask for a second chance at life" said the woman<br/>"It's like that when you have no one to care for in the world and the people you cared for are dead with you" James retorted <br/>"It really seem that you guys don't care about your life in that world"<br/>"Yes! Can you move on lady are we going to heaven or hell!" I said in a uncharacteristically angry voice since that place had nothing but bad memories for me.<br/>Once I heard what I said I quickly apologized to the woman<br/>"Moving on, to respond to your question neither of you are going to either Heaven or Hell because they do not exist in the first place, you see my stupid husband over there struck you with divine punishment when he lost a bet over whether Man United will win over City and he took his anger out on the mortal realm"<br/>"How is someone this irresponsible even a god" she muttered but somehow everyone present heard it causing the old man to flinch even more.<br/>"Anyways since you were not supposed to die this early you will be sent to a world of your choice with 5 wishes so work together to come up with some right now while I deal with my husband."<br/>Over the next hour my friends and I debated over what we should wish for while ignoring the pained screams echoing through the dark place but deep in each and everyone of our hearts we prayed for the old mans soul. When we decided what we want to wish for we only saw the woman with a grotesque ball of flesh on the floor which I knew was the old man. Ignoring the abomination on the floor I floated forward to relay the wishes we had thought of.<br/>"The world we want to go to is that of Star Wars 5 months before the Naboo Blockade"<br/>" For the wishes, first of all we want a system that allows as to see our status, has a shop, a reward system for doing things but no quest system and allow as to communicate easily across many galaxies. Secondly we want to have a midi-cholorian count to be beyond that of the Mortis Gods. Thirdly we want to have a resistance to the influences of all sides of the force. For the fourth wish we would like to keep the memories of our past lives and have knowledge on everything Star Wars and finally we want to spawn on a planet which unlimitedly spawns all resources every 48 hours that only we know the location of.<br/>{A/N: The final wish includes all resources from star wars and star trek universes.}<br/>When I finished stating the wishes that all of us had agreed on there was a short silence until the woman finally spoke up.<br/>"Those wishes are acceptable. Now its time to choose your appearances" she said as she waved her hand causing a blue screen to appear before us with many customization options.<br/>I chose to have blue eyes, black hair with an athletic body and a 11" penis. I spent some of the base stat points which is 600 points between speed, strength, shooting accuracy, I.Q and flying but I mostly focused on my I.Q stat since I always dreamed of becoming and engineer and force builder in Star Wars, when I was done with my customization I was quite satisfied with my looks and clicked confirm by the time I was done I looked over to see Adrien and James already done with their customizations and everyone was waiting for me to finish mine. I quickly apologized again to everyone for making them wait.<br/>"Since y'all are done with your customization Goodbye" the woman said as she clapped her hands and we were engulfed in a white light there was a great flash, when the light settled down I no longer saw myself in a dark empty space but a large and colorful open area.<br/>--------This was the start of legends that will rock the vast universe of Star Wars forever--------</p>