Chapter 34- The pet dragon
{from now on I'll call Kaido Buddy since this is in Luffy's POV and he will make Kaido his pet. After all, Kaido is very, VERY arrogant so this is the best punishment Luffy thought of. Plus it will serve to further expand his reputation since basically no one will dare to interfere with Luffy now that he made a yonko his pet with zero problems. He'll kill him when they get to Wano for max humiliation but until then he will make Kaido suffer. And yeah, you could say this is slavery and it's immoral, but Luffy is way past the point of giving a shit about that. The guy lived for a thousand years and Kaido is in his way, so he'll make him suffer and then kill him. As fun as his title sounds, while being the pirate king for millennia he had to do some despicable stuff. He isn't a stranger to cruelty and torture. (Though I don't think I'll ever actually have a chapter full of graphic torture since I don't like to write it and I'm not good at imagining it)}
*BANG* a loud sound was heard as my fist connected to Buddy's jaw. Buddy flew backward and started to jump on the sea surface like a skipping stone. "And let me take care of you", I said to his speechless crew as I used 'King Kong Gun' to sink Buddy's flagship and his crew, which contained two out of the three disasters and a lot of strong pirates, to the bottom of the ocean. 'They are the one yonko crew I don't want to recruit. The others are fine but they need to be eradicated' I thought while Buddy finally stoped flying backward and transformed into his dragon form so that he could fight me with no surface to stand on.
"Well, just remember that I gave you a chance", I said as I used gear three to enlarge my whole body. This was an advancement I made when the marines tried to kill me with the three weapons plus all their armies. Poseidon was a little tricky since he was trined to his limit by the marines, and as a result, he could summon truly enormous Sea Kings. Their strength wasn't a problem for me, but I had to say that I was tempted to somehow be their size, so I made this variation of gear three.
Right now my body was about three times the size of Buddy's dragon body, although I could become much bigger this was enough for now. Unfortunately, my clothes ripped so I covered myself with haki patterns similar to gear forth. "W-WH-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Buddy freaked out, not surprisingly since he was never actually dwarfed by anyone to this day so this was a new and frightening experience for him. I didn't answer his question as I caught his tail and started to slam him from side to side{Hulk vs Loki} and then swung him around my head like a lasso.
"I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!" Buddy yelled as I spun him around. "Hahaha, I can't believe I got recruited by such a monster. Doflamingo is as good as dead" Law laughed and imagined Doflamingo's death. "hmm" Katakuri was deep in his thoughts, he now knew that his mother and their whole force are nothing to me and I could kill them in less than a second. 'I better pass this information to Mama, it will be for the best if she tries to build a more friendly relationship with Straw Hat' he thought.
After a couple more minutes of me spinning my dragon around, I decided that this isn't hard enough for him so I caught his torso {in his dragon form I guess it's about the middle of his body} and ripped off about a quarter of his body by pulling his tail.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" this was the first time Buddy screamed in a long time. "*huff* you, what *huff* have you done?" Buddy asked with difficulty. "Well obviously, I ripped a quarter your body off. But you're the so-called 'strongest being on earth' right? I'm sure that with your regeneration you will be fine. It'll hurt like hell but you'll grow the rest of your body back eventually".
Buddy finally had a frightened look in his eyes now. His title wasn't just for show as besides me nobody was able to damage him by much. He developed a feeling that he was invincible, and me shattering it in a single move destroyed him. "So, you could either come and be my pet willingly, or I'll have to rip off a few more parts of your body and take you by force. I could always kill you but I'll do that in Wano". Buddy's eyes widened a little as he learned of his inevitable fate.
"HAHAHA so you'll kill me either way no matter what I do? So why should I become your pet and not fight you until you have to kill me?" Buddy asked with an ironic smile as he was too exhausted to even speak in his loud tone. "First of all, in your current condition, you can't even put up a fight if I decide to take you by force. And second of all, you are FAR overestimating yourself. Even in your prime condition, you would be like a bug to me. A bug I could either nurture or crush. Don't think for a moment that I was even a little exhausted from this." I said bluntly.
"...You already killed two of my three disasters and most of my elite men that I took for this fight when you sunk my ship. The moment I return I would be attacked by the three other yonko for my territory. My fall is inevitable, and because of you I can't even die in a massive battle. So this is my fate, huh?". "Oh don't even start with self-pity. After all the shit you've done you have no right complaining. Now, what's your name?".
".......It's Buddy".