Meeting Tony Stark

It has been 13 years since the day Carol left Earth and the Morningstars were just in their bar opening up shop. Lucifer started to reminisce on that day and how exciting it was to see people struggle on their own problems and how fun it was to see Yon-Rogg suffer from his lies.

But he was kind of getting excited now, seeing that Phase 1 was finally moving into play! Being stuck in a bar for 13 years was kind of boring nowadays. But when it was in the war, then it was another story.

It was already in the middle of February and all the news channels kept reporting the abducted Tony Stark. Lucifer smiled as this was the start of the grand plan of fate coming into place. While Lucifer was getting giddy, Death looked at him funnily as he kept doing weird things since the year 2008 started.

After 3 months, Tony Stark finally came back on the 3rd of May and immediately went for a company press conference. Lucifer then turned on the TV and watched the Stark announce that his company will stop manufacturing weapons any longer.

Death looked at Lucifer weirdly as she could see that he was smiling for no reason and asked, "What are you so happy about, Lucy? You've been acting weird since the start of the year and you're even smiling for no reason right now."

Lucifer looked at her and smiled excitedly while saying, "Well, honey. The grand plan of fate is finally going to go down as Tony Stark returned from his abduction from the Ten Rings. This decade will be the most entertaining one for us in the next few Millenium if we stay in this Multiverse."

Death was looking at him in confusion and said, "How do you know what's going to happen in the next decade? And what do you mean by 'if we stay in this Multiverse'?"

Lucifer mischievously smiled at her and said, "I have my ways and what I meant by that is that I can 'Multiverse hop' or what you might call it. I can take you with me in my grand adventure if you want to come."

Death looked quite shocked at his words in the first sentence but when he finished uttering the second one, she looked at him as if she was insulted and said, "Of course I'll come with you! I don't even know how long you're going to be away if you're gone in your 'Multiverse hopping'. And I want to be there when there are hussies trying to woo my husband."

Lucifer smiled at her words until he heard her last statement and thought, 'Bloody Hell! It seems that I can't do any harems then. Well, to Hell with it! I already have Death by my side.' Lucifer smiled warmly at her and said, "That's great, honey. I can't wait until the Endgame so that we can leave this Multiverse already."

Death asked in a confused voice, "What do you mean Endgame? And why do we have to wait until this 'Endgame'?" Lucifer walked over to her and slung his right arm over her shoulders and grabbed her right breast while saying, "Well, if we won't wait until after the Endgame then we would miss all the entertainment, dear."

Death looked at his arm and back at him and said, "You want to go again? You know that it would take a long time for us to be satisfied. It would take a few months for us to finish or even a few years."

Lucifer then thought, 'Well, then I can just skip the IM2, Hulk, and Thor and just go straight to Avengers if we do have sex. Well, then let's do this!' Lucifer just picked her up bridal style and said, "Don't worry about it, dear. We won't take that long this time, won't we?"

Death raised her left eyebrow and said in a teasing voice, "So you mean that you're going to get tired faster this time around?" Lucifer looked at her challengingly and said, "Hohoho, you're challenging me!?"

Death just smirked at him which triggered Lucifer and made him dash towards their bedroom. The people in the bed then looked at the place where they were and it seemed like they just teleported out of there.

One then nervously said, "It must just have been my imagination." Another chimed in, "I guess it must have been from all the wine and beer that I drank." Most of them agreed to their words and just kept drinking and not even bothering on it anymore.

It has already been 2 years since the two started and Lucifer finally remembered that Fury's Big Week was this week and quickly told Death that he was going somewhere. Feeling disappointed. Death just sent him off grumpily and went back to bed to sleep.

Lucifer happily went to Randy's in Inglewood and started to wonder, 'Was it today that Stark was going to Randy's or tomorrow? Meh, I'll just see if it's today.' He then went to the airport and booked a plane for Inglewood to not seem suspicious in arriving there on foot when he was just in New York a few minutes before.

After roughly around 5 hours, Lucifer finally arrived and quickly got out of the plane after receiving a salute from the pilot. He then went straight to Randy's and saw that it was already sunset and went inside. When he entered, he noticed an excited cashier and a haggard iron man on the counter.

Lucifer then walked towards the two and said, "I want three glazed donuts to go please, and hello Tony." Tony looked at the person who greeted him and noticed that it was one of the generals in the Air Force named Lucifer Morningstar. He looked shocked at why he was there and said, "Hello General Lucifer, I didn't expect you to be here too."

Lucifer smiled at him and said, "I noticed that there was an old acquaintance of mine coming here to Inglewood and came here for him. You? What are you doing here?" Tony looked at him with sadness and said, "I got a fight with my best friend James Rhodes and now here I am. Walking like a mess and I didn't want people who knew me well to see me like this."

Lucifer then saw that the donuts were served and picked up his and Tony's and said, "Why don't we talk somewhere else? We can talk on the roof if you'd like, but you have to carry me." Tony chuckled at this and said, "Of course, let's just get out and go there already."

When both of them got outside of Randy's, Tony grabbed Lucifer's black suit and carried him into the donut. The two then sat there and talked about many things, Lucifer was now swinging his legs waiting for Nick Fury to show.

After an hour of talking about pointless things, Nick Fury finally arrived and said, "Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut!" Hearing Nick Fury's voice, Lucifer smiled and cheerfully said, "Hello Nicky!! It's so nice to meet you after so long!" Nick Fury looked closer at who Tony was with and saw Lucifer. He then gave a surprised shout, "LUCIFER!??!!?"

After a few minutes of not talking and them sitting in silence in a table, Lucifer finally broke the awkward silence and seriously said, "We have a pirate, a cosplayer, and a bachelor in one table and none of them are communicating. What shall we do now?" Tony chuckled at that and looked at Nick Fury and said, "Why were you looking for me, old eye patch?"

Nick Fury just rolled his eyes and said, "I'm just here to know how everything was working out for you." Tony then ignore him and looked around while saying, "Where's the staff here?" But Nick Fury just reached out and touched the veins on Tony's neck and said, "That's not looking too good."

A redhead with a spy looking outfit walked towards the three while saying, "We've secured the perimeter but I don't think that we should hold it much longer." Tony then looked at the redhead in shock while lowering his coffee and Lucifer just said, "Oh! It seems that someone from the super-secret Red Room is here! Nice to meet you, Natasha Romanoff."

Natasha looked vigilant at this and asked in a deadly tone, "Who are you and how do you know of that?" Nick Fury turned to answer her but Lucifer first said, "I am Lucifer Morningstar, the Devil. Nice to be of your acquaintance."

Tony and Natasha had a look that said that they weren't believing what he was saying but Nick Fury said, "He never lies. He really is the Devil." Lucifer smiled at them and said, "I'm a Devil of my word." Tony then said in disbelief, "Like the one in the Marriage in Cana with Death.... You mean that General Death is the embodiment of Death?"

Lucifer cheerfully nodded while Nick Fury just sighed and said, "Yes she is, and she is a very terrifying being when angered. But know this, Lucifer over here is stronger than her so please don't be rude to any of them."

Tony still had the disbelief plastered on his face while Natasha was somewhat trusting in her Director's words. Tony then said, "With horns, red suit, pitchfork, and all that buzz?" Nick Fury just slapped his forehead while Lucifer said to Tony in a sweet tone, "I do not have any of those hideous characteristics that you are portraying me as."

Hearing his 'sweet' voice, Tony had sweat dripping on the side of his face as he saw Lucifer's eyes flash a unique kind of patterned eyes. He then nervously said, "I'm not going to Hell for that am I?" Lucifer just smiled warmly at him and said, "Who knows?" Hearing that, Tony paled even harder.

Lucifer then laughed and said, "I'll be going now you three, I still have an important thing to do before going back to the wife." He started walking away and when he was in front of the store, he vanished from their very eyes. The three then looked at each other in surprise and Tony suddenly said, "Did he just teleport!? JARVIS, did he just teleport?!" {It seems so, Sir.}