POKEMON oh shit that was aspoiler, whatever no on reads the headlines

Acedia: "Alright this was fun and now it is guaranteed that I get a couple more customers. This deserves a drink."

Acedia then went behind the bar. Thinking about what he should make himself.

Acedia: "Mmmmm what should I do.....maybe a Cuba Libre 2 oz rum, 4 oz cola, 0.25 oz lime juice....but Nah I am not in the mood for rum, maybe a Seven and Seven 1.5 oz whiskey, 4 oz lemon-lime soda or a Negroni1 oz gin, 1 oz bitters, 1 oz vermouth you know what let's go with an Old Fashioned 2 oz bourbon, 1 tsp sugar, 3 dashes bitters."

At the moment he finished making his drink 3 children entered the pub.

Our favorite trio is Ash, Misty, and Brock.

Acedia: "Yo what can I do for you 3."

Ash: "This place is so cool, it is such a beautiful location!"

Brock: "Is this a Pokemon relaxation ground?"

Acedia: "First of all thank you stranger no.1 and no stranger no.2, Btw my name is Acedia and it is nice to meet you three."

Ash: "That's such a cool name mister, what pokemon do you have?"

*bonk sound effect*

Misty: "ASH YOU SHOULD FIRST TELL HIM YOUR NAME AND ASKING ABOUT POKEMON LIKE THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL"

Ash: "Jeez women are so violent."

*bonk sound effect*

*insert quarreling in the background noises*

Brock: "Hello my name is Brock and my dream is to become a Pokemon Breeder."

Acedia: "Nice to meet you, Brock. So how old are you."

Brock: "I am 16...why?"

Acedia: "Old enough, so wanna drink some booze?"

Brock: "..."

Acedia: "You look like you would enjoy a Charmander's Ember."

Ash: "Charmande's Ember?"

Acedia: "It is the name of a cocktail."

Ash: "I will take one!"

Acedia: "No...you are 10 or sth? No booze for 10-year-olds.The virgin version should be ok though."

Ash: "Yosh"

Acedia: "1.5 oz. Usquaebach Reserve, 1.5 oz. fresh blood orange juice, 0.5 oz. habanero simple syrup and Blood orange zest. For you to the Virgin variant with Easip Woods instead of Usquaebach Reserve"

Acedia then combined all ingredients and stirred them with ice. Strained it into a rocks glass. Flamed the blood orange peel with a lighter and dropped it into the drink and served it.

Ash then sipped on the drink and opened his eyes in surprise.

Ash: "It is spicy but also--

Acedia: "but also sweet. Yes just like our cute little Charmander. Feisty but sweet."

Misty: "Do you have something about water types?"

Acedia: "But yes of course! I could make you Poliwag's Martini though you seem too young so you would also get a virgin variant, which is absolute heresy so no nothing for you."

Misty: ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

Acedia: "Here have some Water"

Brock: Could I have the same one as Ash?

Acedia: "Sure"

Misty: "So what do you do so far in the woods?"

Acedia: "Oooh this place here is way more complicated than you think and it seems like you will soon learn why."

The moment he said this the door flew open and 3 People again lol entered. A depressed-looking guy, A ULTRA muscular dude, and a mouse.

WHO COULD THAT BE?????

YOU WILL KNOW IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAG ON DEEZ NUTS HAAAAAAAAAA GOT YEEEEEEE