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I will cut off your arms

Kresha take a peek inside the paper bag that Lindon gave her.

There are dresses and.... Kresha froze for a moment. She look up and throw a meaningful look to Lindon.

Lindon kniited his brows while looking at Kresha's meaningful look. "What?" He asked in a gentle voice.

Kresha looked down on the stuffs inside the paper bag again. "You...you bought me a..." Kresha didn't know what to say.

"Ah," Lindon scratched his head." I bought you some underwear too." He said and lowered his head. His ears turned red."

Kresha continued to look at him in a weird way.

"Hey! Don't look at me like that..." Lindon rebuked her. " If you only know how difficult it is for me to buy those stuffs." He said.

"..." Kresha was speechless. Difficult? How come?

"This...." Lindon scratched his head. Though he is embsrassed to tell anyone what happened earlier, he still told her about it. She's not just anyone to him anyway.

Flashback, earlier at the department store.

Lindon was currently at the ladies underwear section and was looking at the brassieres on the displays.

The saleslady looked at him with a weird expression. She twitched her lips.

" Do you want to buy our product sir?" The saleslady doubtfully asked.

Lindon look up at the saleslady,"Yeah! Could you give me three pieces of this please?" Lindon replied at the saleslady while pointing at the brassieres on the displays.

The lady's expression turned sour. "Uhm, are ... are ...you gonna ...wear this sir?" The saleslady asked Lindon.

Lindon almost choked! "No, no,no! It's for my...wife!" He quickly answered.

The saleslady was embarassed, "Oh! I'm so sorry sir! I have seen you bought some dress and now you're buying an underwear. I just thought that you... Uhm, Im sorry sir!" The saleslady did not finish her word, afraid that she might offend her customer.

Lindon didn't know wether to laugh or get angry.

His face turned red because of embarrassment that he felt.

"So, which size would you like to buy sir?" The saleslady asked him.

Lindon knitted his brows. "Size?" He asked in confusion. What size is she talking about?

The saleslady smiled. "I mean, the cap size of your wife's sir!"

Lindon's knitted brows deepened. "Cap size?" I have no idea what's with this cap size!?

"Cap size sir,.uhm.... your wife's....I mean..." the saleslady struggled to explain it to him.

"You mean what?!" Lindon waited for the saleslady to continue.

He can see the saleslady's hessitant face.

"I mean... I mean...your wife's breasts size....sir!" The saleslady looked awkward.

Lindon was speechless. What?! Cap size, breast size?

"Oh!" Lindon scratched his head and his ears reddened." So that is what you mean...?"

The saleslady nodded her head."So what size would you like to buy sir?"

Lindon unconsciously looked at his palm and try to figure out Kresha's size.

Oh! What am I thinking! He scolded his self. And then an idea popped out into his mind!

"Just give me three pieces of each size please." He commanded the saleslady.

The saleslady almost choked." All sizes sir?!" She asked in a stunned expression. She thought tbe she heard him wrong.

"Yes!" Lindon answered.

"Are you sure sir?" The saleslady was doubtful.

"You heard it right!" Lindon was a little bit annoyed now.

The saleslady quickly pick up three pieces each sizes of bra from the displays and bring it to the counter.

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"Hahahaha!!" Kresha burst into laughter when she heard his story.

"Hey! Don't laugh at me...."

"I can't help it! Hahaha!! I can't imagine how you looked like earlier! Hahaha!!" Kresha continued to laugh.

Lindon stared at Kresha. She's so beautiful when she laugh! He thought.

Kresha slowly stopped laughing when she notice him staring at her. "Why?" She asked while grinning.

"Nothing! I... I just love to see you laugh..." Lindon said in a gentle voice.

"..."

Kresha was speechless. Is he trying to fool me?! Is there something happened to him? Or maybe he was possesed by another spirit,that is why he is acting sweet since yesterday which is a little weird for her!

"Uhm, I'll just take a bath first and change my clothes." Kresha try to find an excuse when she can't find a words to say. And then she turned and was about to walk away when Lindon suddenly speak.

"I'll help you wash your hair." He offered.

Kresha turn to face him. " Uh, you don't have to. I can manage." She try to reject his offer.

"Your wound is still fresh, I'm sure you can't do it on your own." Lindon still insisted.

Kresha opened her mouth to speak but was interrupted by Lindon. He put his finger into her lips, "Ssshhh, don't worry. I will behave this time." He said and raised his right hand.

"You also said last night that you will behave." Kresha reminded him.

Lindon straigthened his body and cleared his throat." I will really behave this ti---"

"If you will try to do it again, or even try to lay your hand on me,I will cut off your arms!" Kresha threatened him. "Now, do you still want to help me wash my hair even if I'm going to cut your arms?"

"..." Lindon was speechless.

Sorry for the late update! :)

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