a new "vigilante" in town

(after school 7:00)

'so right now, toga is in her room and eri is also so that means i am alone. . . great. well i guess i'll go play something. oh yeah i'll go bug shiggy.' i turn the pc on and go on discord to get him in a call.

shiro: hey you up?

decaying_master: no.

shiro: you sure?

decaying_master: i am fucking sure. I'm busy

shiro: . . .

decay_master: don't

shiro: are you 100% sure, like just a quick one.

decay_master: jump off a cliff and die

shiro: well fuck you too

decay_master: 🖕-(ツ)-🖕

shiro: (＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯ 

decay_master is offline

ha, i won. . . im bored, i could go solo or, i could become a vigilante right kinda neglected it the last 4 days, oh you dont know. probably because the author was too lazy to do it before

A/N HEY, im your fucking creator.

ignore them, anyway FLASH BACK NO JUTSU

(around 2 weeks ago)

so you may be wondering why i am dressed like a magician, or that i have a cane, or that i have a cool mask or that i am a guy. the answer, vigilante

but not just any vigilante, no i am going to be one that goes after both heroes and or villains for the only goal of making a grand play. (as in me fucking with them) 

now, the quirk i have decided to go for, a quirk that lets me create cards that does something random each time, but the best part is cards solely relies on a single D20. yep, DnD rules.

but for things to go smoothly and work easily, i had to copy Mentifery (one of alien X's ability). it was hard to not get rekt the second i got there, but thankfully i only needed a split second of seeing it in use to copy it.

Now that the explanation is out of the way, I'm standing on top of a random building, waiting for something interesting to happen.

(5 minutes later on a different building)

'oh, its a guy being mugged, perfect' i jump down behind the mugger "gimme all your cash" he said while he has his sword hand next to the victim's neck. the guy is sweating profusely and tries to take his wallet out his pocket "Ok h-here don't hurt me!" he tries t give it but stops when he see's me.

"Good evening, gentlemen! Or not-so-gentle men, as it appears to me," I said while twirling my cane and striking a dramatic pose. "Now, I must say, robbing someone in a random alleyway is quite the cliché, don't you think? but alas i am just talking to a mere bandit too weak to be a hero and to un-intelligent to be a useful member of society "

The mugger's face contorts in anger. "Who do you think you are, you funky looking clown"

i throw my cane in the air and tip my hat down while bowing slightly "I am the magnificent Phantom gambler but you may call me Wildcard, now Prepare yourself for a performance that you'll never forget." i catch the cane and slam it into the floor making cracks form at the point of impact

(you can give new suggestions for the vigilante name. since i am crap at naming. also what should bakugo call shiro as an insult.)

the mugger gets a little discouraged but then smile wickedly "oh, so your one of those people that play hero huh." he then brings his arms into the air and knifes protrude out of them, a lot of knifes. like an amount of knifes a chief would be jealous off.

He charged at me, but I sidestepped so smoothly that Michael Jackson would praise it. "Oh, a flashy one, aren't we?" i spin my cane. "Too bad you're about to become the main act in tonight's performance!"

i then use the cane to sweep his legs, and he falls on his face, as he falls i flicked a card to his side(i am using an actual D20 IRL) 6 the card hits him in the side and makes a small firecracker sized explosion.

the force of the explosion weak but enough to knock him off balance even more than he was "you should watch out, since this is only a taste of whats to come" i twirl my cane and then slamed the cane down onto his back making him cough out some nasty stuff. "oh my. getting queasy are we"

i jump back making a quite a bit of distance, i turn to the other guy who was frozen in shock "my friend it best be wise to call for help wouldn't it. such as the police." he gets out his stoper and nods slowly and pulls his phone out. the mugger gets up a bit staggered. 

"oh don't tell me your finished already, i was just having fun" 

(10 minutes later of me annoying, taunting and fucking with him)

the loud sounds of sirens blared through the area, with the all too failure flashing lights approached where i was. the mugger was on the floor with many injuries wounds and burns, trying to crawl away from me. 

I looked down at him with amusement. "Ah, it appears my time in the spotlight is drawing to a close," I said, adjusting my hat with a flourish. "It's truly a shame. You were such a helpful first show." 

a few police officers ran in with batons raised "THIS IS THE POLICE, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!" they approached cautiously, one of them puts the mugger in cuffs before they can address me i greet them first "Good evening, officers, I see you've arrived just in time for the grand finale."

the guy approaching me asked warily "Who are you? And what happened here?" i tip my hat "i will be known as the Phantom Gambler, but you may address me as Wildcard."

i pull out an ace of spades and the mugger winced "Now, as I was saying, my performance tonight has been quite the spectacle, hasn't it?" the mugger face contorts in fear but the police officers are confused but slightly wary "But every show must come to an end." 

i flick the right infront of the downed mugger, he tries to back off but it is too late "good bye." the card his the floor and 18 the card implodes turning into a mini ball that swirls inwards like the eye of a storm. 

then in a blink of an eye the surrounding of 1 meter gets sucked into it and it disappears, leaving just rubble and dust. the mugger upper body torn in half like a sword cut it in 2 (got the Gojo treatment)

the officer that was near took a good second before realising what had happened, she jumped away from the now deceased mugger. the guy who was talking to me screamed "W-WHAT DID YOU DO, " his face contorts into fear at the pure display of power from what looked like a miniature black hole i created (its not) 

"y-your under arrest." his voice trembled before he pulled out his radio "i need back up, atleasts a b-class villain." he barked into his radio before turning his attention to me.

"thank you all for watching but it is now time for me to leave as this was the final act of the show, but do not worry as i am sure there is more to come." with a quick leaped i flew into the air and easily bounced from wall to wall until I was on the roof. 

out of view i teleported back into my female form and landed right onto my bed, "acting is tiering but fun as fuck" i said as i TP'ed into the blanket and fell asleep.

(with the cop)

"report, what is the situation." a gruff dog like voice barked through the radio, but all the officer could say was defeatedly say "i need a raise" as he helped up the female cop up who was slightly shaken from the near death experience (thinking that she could of been sucked up)

 a loud "What?" sent out from the receiver but then a quickly after "hah, fine, report it to me at the station. i guess i will need to talk to Tsukauchi then"

A/N OH MY, look at this. anyway out of a scale from 1 to 10. how do you like shiro's acting