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Why Did I Have To Be Uzumaki Naruto?!

An office worker with a love for all that is anime dies from choking on ramen. The ROB in charge of this universe finds this funny and decides to reincarnate him as Uzumaki Naruto because of his death. Asahi after choking to death finds himself in the nook of a tree when he wakes up. After picking 5 cheats including an enhanced Uzumaki Bloodline and the three Haki from ROB he laments his situation. Of all people to be reborn as, why on God's green earth did it have to be Naruto.

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Ch 8 - Scamming Jiji

After unlocking the first chain of the Whirlpool Unlocking Technique I decided to visit Hokage-jiji.

As I walked I saw all the stares and decided to try and activate conqueror's haki.

I focused on my will and how I decided to become so strong that nothing could limit or hold me back and a wave was released out of me.

I couldn't control it but it seems easier after unlocking the first chain so I quickly reigned it in.

A few of the people around passed out but I just smirked and kept walking.

I don't know if it was subconsciously but none of the kids around could feel anything.

Only the adults with negative emotions towards me were affected which was all of them.

Once I reached the Hokage building the secretary seemed disgruntled but still welcomed me.

"Hello secretary nee-chan can you let jiji know I'm here to see him"

Secretary: "Sure Naruto-san"

"Thanks"

After some waiting I was finally let in.

"Yo jiji I got some good news to tell you."

I quickly sensed around and noticed all the anbu and some seals that were used to listen in.

Luckily there were not any root member hiding.

I activated a scrambler seal that I made to block the listening seals.

Hokage Pov

Naruto: "Yo jiji I got some good news to tell you."

I looked up from my paper work to see Naruto.

He looks just like a combination of his parents, its so uncanny.

His mom's hair and his father's face.

"How are you Naruto? What would you like to tell me?"

He motioned with his eyes where all the anbu members were and then asked if we could talk alone.

How did he manage to sense them, ah it must be the Uzumaki kagura eye.

I made a signal to all of them and sealed the room.

"Alright Naruto, we are alone now. Very good on sensing all the guards as well."

Naruto: "Hehe well I made a breakthrough and I've already learned all the jutsu you gave me and the academy so I wanted to ask from some elemental techniques."

I was about to say no when his left hand produced fire and his right hand let out a gust of wind.

Damn, now I know why he sent them out.

He probably realized the less people know he has such talent in ninjutsu the better.

I don't want to raise his ego too much though.

"That's pretty good Naruto but you can just wait until next year when you join your genin team."

Naruto: "Come on jiji, I can even do all the other jutsu sealless so I really don't have anything to do."

He proceeded to make a clone then turn them into me and then replace them with logs and then body flickered in front of me all without any handsigns.

I rubbed my nose and cursed the blond ball of sunshine and red kraken that left me their ridiculously troublesome son.

I opened my eyes and peeked at him to see him smirking at me like he knows what a headache he has caused me.

"Hah, fine... who asked you to be my grandson. I will give you a few D-rank scrolls for fire and wind."

Naruto: "Can you give me a few for all the elements. I want to at least familiarize myself with all of them and then check my affinities to see which ones I should focus on."

I blinked at that and then realized that the kid didn't even know his affinities.

Obviously he can't get access to that while still in the academy so I handed chakra paper to him.

And... he has all elements.

Of course he does.

I bang my head on the desk and hear him snickering which causes me to groan and hand him a book I wrote for D-rank jutsus for all elements.

He grabs it and runs out but not before yelling...

Naruto: "Thanks Jiji, I'll come again after I finish this book."

Yeah that kid will definitely give me a heart attack one day.

Pov Naruto

Jiji has some funny reactions when I show him stuff.

He reacted similarly when he found out about my sealing talent.

Anyway I have confirmed that Jiji is a good person and trustworthy but Danzo is pressuring him politically, economically, and even directly as there power level is not too different.

He is just too kind and trusting of his old teammate to act decisively.

In conclusion, Danzo is a cunt that needs to be killed soon.

Anyway I read through the book he gave me and did the gale palm jutsu and ember jutsu almost immediately right after reading it.

After finding out I have an affinity for all elements I realized that I have not had much progress mostly because I wasn't able to experience any of the other elements because Kurama only uses fire and wind techniques.

After unlocking the earth chakra I also noticed that I am getting closer with that element when I meditated according to the elemental bending book in my head.

I read through the D-rank earth jutsu he gave me and what do you know it is the head hunter jutsu Kakashi likes to use.

I tried it a few times until it worked and sunk into the ground but only halfway before I screwed up and came back out.

I did it one more time and succeeded.

I tried to sense the earth chakra and tried sending my senses into the ground to see if that would work.

With that I connected to the earth and became a novice earth bender.

I realized that it gets harder the more elements I unlock.

The last water element will be extremally hard to unlock now.

Since I already unlocked fire that means I can also use lightning bending.

I remember that Uncle Iroh compared lightning bending to water bending so it might be easier to use it when I unlock water bending.

I looked at the lighting jutsu I received which was called electric touch and it is a taser.

I took me two tries to do it and I could slightly feel my fire bending react but I couldn't figure out how they connect.

Finally, the water jutsu I received which doesn't even have a name.

It is used to refill water bottles to drink.

I eventually could do the jutsu after a few tries but when I tried meditating it was like the bending was locked.

I checked the elemental bending knowledge and realized that I would have to advance my earth bending to at least soldier level to unlock water bending.

Something about balance and that shit.

I guess it's time for another training montage.