East-West Exchange War

In the east is Kawakami Academy and in the West is Tenjin Academy. These two schools are unique in Japan for allowing battles between their students. For them to clash is simply an inevitability. For their school trip, Fukuoka's Tenjin Academy has come to Kawakami and have challenged Kawakami Academy, which was naturally accepted by the Principal. Lika Kawakami Academy, Tenjin Academy is a famous school for being a fighting school. It seems like Tenjin doesn't accept how their students are treated as being equal to Kawakami's, thus they took the initiative to send this challenge. And so the excuse of a school trip was brought up for the fight.

The battles are set to take place during the night at Kawakami's factory. A group battle of 200 students from each year. An actual battle with no rules. The side that takes down the opposing General is the winner. There are to be 3 battles. The current score stands at 1-1. The first years of Kawakami lost on the first night. Meanwhile, the third years of Kawakami won on the second night

"And that's about all the background info you need for what's going on right now," Huang Luan says as cannon fire just barely misses her.

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "Hey, is this really ok? I mean for you to just be standing there in the middle of the battlefield? Aren't you supposed to be on the same side as that red-haired girl who's running around dodging those cannon shots?"]

Currently, Huang Luan is streaming the Eat-West Exchange War to the group chat and everyone but Han Xiao who's busy, Klein who's also busy, and Onizuka who had a bit too much to drink are watching.

[Witch of the Void: "Why is it that no one seems to notice you?"]

"When it comes to staying hidden amongst normal people, I would definitely be amongst the best in my world. Distortion of light, I don't need to explain more, do I?"

[Witch of the Void: "No, I understand what your doing. On a basic level at least. I'm sure the actual specifics are more complicated."]

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "Hmm… yeah I thought about it and I don't get it."]

[Teriri: "It should be bending the light around you to appear invisible, right?"]

"Essentially. Though it's like Natsuki-chan says, there is more to it," Huang Luan says as three arrows fly right by her face, two on either side and the last flying just above her head.

The three arrows look to be on a trajectory to hit the red-haired girl, but three more arrows come from behind her, intercepting the first set of arrows.

[Witch of the Void: "That's an impressive feat for a normal human. And don't address me with chan."]

"The top-end for humans is definitely different here compared to your world, I assure you, Natsuki-CHAN. But for most normal people, they should be the same as yours."

[Teriri: "But you don't deny it's an impressive feat."]

"Shiina-san is one of the Five Heavenly Archers and the one most known for her accuracy. Although that narcissist who shot the first three arrows is also one of the Five."

[Konakona: "I want a cool title like that!"]

[Teriri: "You know them?"]

"If it's only their face and some of their background info then I know pretty much everyone, but personally, no, I don't know most of the people here. The one I'm the most familiar with here would probably be Kawakami Kazuko, the red-haired girl running around behind me. But saying I'm familiar with her would be a stretch, I've merely walked by her on occasion a few of the times I visited the Kawakami Temple. Anyways, why don't I go and check another battlefield."

Upon see Huang Luan take a single step forward, the layout and people around her on the stream completely change.

[Witch of the Void: "You can teleport too? Is it like my Space Manipulation?"]

"If you want to talk about space, then speak with Klein in a couple of years. What I did wasn't teleportation through space, but the effect is similar."

Taking a look at the new battlefield, Haung Luan sees a female Kawakami student tackle a handsome male student from Tenjin. And mere seconds later, she is stripping his clothes off him.

"As much as I think this would be interesting to watch, Kazuma and Konata are unfortunately underaged, so lets move on," Huang Luan says as she takes another step forward, this time appearing at a high vantage point beside two Kawakami students.

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "NOO! I wanted to watch that!"]

[Witch of the Void: "Disgusting."]

[Konakona: "At least he's honest."]

[Teriri: "Shouldn't you have stopped them? It's improper for students to be engaging in such… activities."]

"Spoken like a true principal. But I also have no intention to stop them," Huang Luan says.

Huang Luan turns her view back to the smoke-filled battlefield where Kazuko is dodging the cannon fire from one of the Ten Warriors of the West of Tenjin Academy, Ootomo Homura. Although she isn't unscathed, Kazuko has been diligently avoiding the explosions.

'She should be running out of ammo soon,' Kazuko thinks.

But as if Ootomo knew what Kazuko was thinking, she yells, "Let me tell you one thing, Easterner! There's no such thing as running out of ammo for me, Ootomo!"

And just on cue, a Tenjin student arrives with a new load of ammo.

"And I was waiting for her to run out of ammo!"

"You fool! Make sure you can resupply! That's one of the basics of warfare!" Ootomo shouts.

But just in time, a woman with long fiery red hair wearing an eye patch and a military uniform arrives, Margit Eberbach, "You should know that destroying those supplies is also a basic."

"Foreigner! Where did you come from?" Ootomo asks.

"Chris Ojou-sama is disrupting your flank. You should know that that is your last bit of ammo," Margit says.

"It doesn't matter! Like I've said, there's no running out of ammo for an Ootomo!" she shouts as she points to the floor of the factory. "I expected this to happen, so I've hidden ammo all around this place. I didn't choose this place for no reason!"

"... I see. But, the result is the same if I defeat you!" Margit says, readying her tonfas.

"Tonfa, huh? You can't defeat an Ootomo with melee weapons!" Ootomo yells as Margit is running at her. "How stupid. Eat this! Taiku Kuni Kuzushi!

With Margit charging at her, Ootomo prepares to fire, but unbeknownst to her, it was a trap. Taking one of her tonfas, Margit throws it into the cannon barrel, "Tonfa shoot!"

"Oh n--"

Jammed by the tonfa, the cannon explodes.

"If I had missed I would have lost. But there's no way I'd miss with my beloved weapon."

"Maru! It's not over yet!" Kazuko yells, design towards Margit and pushing her down as a cannonball passes over their heads.

"Ootomo family, secret technique… Kuni… Kuzushi…!"

Using her other arm and teeth to replace her injured arm, Ootomo prepares for another attack.

"The courage to continuing to attack is impressive," Margit says, closing the gap between the two of them.

Ootomo who can't use one arm is late on her follow-up attack and is quickly taken down by Margit who's a close-quarters expert.

"It feels like you completely stole my opponent," Kazuko says.

"You should understand that it was good enough that you were stopping an enemy with such large firepower. I will regroup with Ojou-sama. You should head to the front line as well."

"That's exactly what I want. I need to defeat at least one of their leaders!" Kazuko says excitedly as the two run off in different directions.

Meanwhile back in the Group Chat.

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "Is that chick with the eye patch seriously a student? This was clearly an adult beating up a child!"]

"That should be Margit Eberbach, a German military officer working under the direct command of Frank Friedrich. From what I know, she is currently attending Kawakami Academy with the purpose of taking care of Frank's daughter, Christiane."

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "Why is that allowed!?"]

[Konakona: "From what I remember from the game, Kawakami Academy places high value on strength and was allowed to enrol because of it. And like many of the other high profile students, through donations to the school, she's been allowed to ignore the dress code. I'll have to check the wiki later for more details. Your world is really interesting, both you and Onizuka are characters from two different popular series but you're in the same world, and there's also Kawakami from Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai, but I don't remember an event like this happening in the game."]

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "I don't remember any game with that name?"]

[Konakona: "Eroge."]

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "I almost forgot you were a connoisseur of adult games."

[Witch of the Void: "As a teacher, I can't say I approve of an underage student consuming such media."

[Teriri: "I'm of the same opinion Minamiya-sensei. But I know there isn't really anything we can do to stop you either."]

…

Walking around the battlefield, Huang Luan streamed several different fights, like a battle between ninjas, a lolicon abusing a shota, and an oil wrestler getting lit on fire and kicked into the ocean. Although Huang Luan made sure to stay a good distance away from the bald lolicon after she heard him mutter, "I smell a loli."

Huang Luan is hiding in the background watching the climax of the East-West Exchange War. While Kawakami Kazuko is keeping Ukon Shima, one of the Ten Warriors of the West, busy, Naoe Yamato, with range support from Shiina Miyako, faces off against the leader of the Ten Warriors of the West, Ishida Saburou. Ishida has just activated his secret technique, Dragon Ball Z ripoff, turning his hair golden as it gets pointed upwards while he is surrounded by an aura of light. Though the real name of this technique is Awakening of the Light Dragon.

Cutting down Miyako's arrows, Ishida moves towards Yamato, raising his katana. 'Not good, can I avoid it,' Yamato think as Ishida prepares to strike but he halts as they see a student in a Kawakami uniform, a young woman with long black hair tied in a ponytail, running vertically down the wall of the factory.

"Who are you!?" Ishida yells.

Unsheathing the sword by her waist, she says, "Minamoto Yoshitsune… has arrived!" Slashing Ishida, he falls to his knees.

"Gu… ha, that name… you're also a person who inherited warrior's blood like me or Shima…"

"No, Yoshitsune is a person born from the Bushido Plan. I didn't inherit their blood, I'm the person herself."

"...? But this strength, it's almost unfair… Char… ming…" Ishida says before losing consciousness.

'Ishida is surely skilled, but he was defeated in an instant,' Yamato thinks.

"Yoshitsune helped you as a fellow student of the same school."

"Thanks for your help. But I haven't seen you before," Yamato says.

"Don't worry about it. Yoshitsune transfers into 2-S today."

"... In the S-Class."

"Yes. It looks like S-Class is a selective elite class. Yoshitsune feels a bit nervous. But Benkei told me 'Yoshitsune can do it if she tries,' so I'll do my best."

"I- I see."

"Even if it was to crush the enemy general, I think it's too dangerous for a planner to act alone," Yoshitsune says.

"Yeah… I thought it was a great chance to defeat them all at once. But I underestimate them and needed you to save me. I'll reflect on this," Yamato says.

"Yoshitsune knows how you feel, Yoshitsune does that sometimes too. By the way, is the person hidden in the corner of the room an ally?"

"Huh, what do you mean?" Yamato asks, looking around the area for an extra person. But he can only see himself, Yoshitsune, as well as Kazuko who has just taken down Shima, causing the final member of the Ten Warriors of the West to lose consciousness.

Cancelling her distortion of the light, Huang Luan steps forward, arriving next to Yamato and Yoshitsune in an instant.

"Impressive, although I wasn't exactly hiding my presence, only my appearance, it's still impressive you found me. And don't worry I'm technically a student of Kawakami Academy as well. Like you, Yoshishi, my transfer was completed today."

"Yoshishi?" Yoshitsune questions.

"Don't worry about it, I give nicknames to the people I like or those who've caught my interest."

'That's a pretty silly nickname, but I think I'll keep that to myself. But still… is she seriously a high school student? She's even smaller than the class rep," Yamato thinks as he looks at Huang Luan.

Instantly, Huang Luan turns her eyes towards Yamato, "Naoe Yamato, were you thinking something rude just now?"

Shaking his head, Yamato says, "Nope." Huang Luan narrows her eyes towards Yamato, but she doesn't continue the subject as Kazuko walks over.

"Yoshitsune is impressed by your great naginata skills."

"Ahahaha, thanks, thanks," Kazuko replies.

Spreading her arms out wide, Yoshitsune says, "I'm this impressed."

"... Erm, and who are you two?" Kazuko asks. Tilting her head and closing her eyes, as if she's trying to remember something, Kazuko says, "Wait, I think I've seen you at the Temple before."

"Let's leave that for later… anyway, looks like we've won."

"Yeah. We defeated all of their leaders. Let's announce the victory," Yoshitsune says, looking at Kazuko.

"E-eh, m-me, announce the victory!? Kazuko asks excitedly, causing her ponytail to swing around.

"You have the right to. Yoshitsune guarantees it," she says, giving a small bow, causing her ponytail to sway slightly.

"Oh man, ahahaha, it's a bit embarrassing… here we go. All the enemy leaders are down!!"

While Kazuko announces victory for Kawakami Academy's second year students, Huang Luan manages to slip away without anyone noticing. Resting on a park bench not too far away from the factory district, Huang Luan is ending the stream.

[Retired Loli Sovereign: "And that pretty much wraps it up. So how do you like my world?"]

[Witch of the Void: "Watching those students, I can agree with what you said earlier. That high-end of normal humans is definitely higher in your world compared to mine. Unless they can use magic or have some other relations to the supernatural, regular humans don't have much strength."]

[Retired Loli Sovereign: "But that Yoshitsune is honestly beyond what I would consider a normal human. Someone like Kazuko is who I'd say is a good representative of the standard martial artist around here. Her talent isn't bad but nor is it outstanding, but she's reached her current strength through nothing but hard work, reaching the pinnacle for what a normal human can do. But it's the people who have surpassed the limits of what a human can do that stand out the most. They can probably put up a good fight against a Primogenitor from Natsuki-CHAN's world or a Herrscher from Teriri's world. Although winning would be a bit difficult, they could hold on for a bit."]

[Witch of the Void: "How many times do I have to tell you, don't add 'chan' to my name! You're even emphasising it! But the idea that a human using only their body can fight with a Primogenitor isn't something I can easily believe without seeing it myself."]

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "You sure moved on quick."]

[Konakona: The most notable people should be the Kawakami Grandfather-Granddaughter pair, right? The Principal of Kawakami Academy and Grandmaster of the Kawakami Temple, Kawakami Tesshin, and his granddaughter, Kawakami Momoyo."]

[Retired Loli Sovereign: "Yeah, there's actually a couple of others in the school, but those two are the most notable. Tesshin is one of the strongest people in my world, even taking the supernatural side into consideration. Moyomoyo is the strongest of the Four Devas, the four strongest people in the world under the age of 25, and is known as the Goddess of Battle. She's also the older sister of Kazuko."]

[Teriri: "I need to go now, Kiana just came back hungry. But I want to visit your world and see this Kawakami Academy once I get the chance, it seems interesting. But it will have to wait until I deal with my grandfather's plans.]

[Teriri is now offline.]

[Witch of the Void: "I'll be getting off as well. Personally, I'm more interested in visiting Konata's world and giving her a lesson on how to be a good student."]

[Konakona: "And that's my cue to leave."]

[Konakona is now offline.]

[Witch of the Void is now offline.]

[Retired Loli Sovereign is now offline.]

[Advocate of Gender Equality: "Did she just forget I was here and leave without saying anything…"]