bakugo is dead (not really, but he might aswell be)

"B-but thats unfair" ururaka shouts out in surprise, anxiety and dread "its only the first day, expelling us is too much." aizawa glares at her then at all of them "FAIR do you think life is fair, do you think a villain going on a rampage killing innocents is FAIR, that a natural disaster will stop because you complain that 'its not fair'. NO nothing in life is fair and nothing will change that, unless us heroes do it our self. the job of a hero is a person you corrects this unfairness and guides it into something fortunate saving many life's. life is never fair, and it never will unless you do something about it. now quit dawdling and begin" all the students go quiet before getting ready.

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(shiro's POV)

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"shiro, did you see our teach he was sooo grumpy." kaminari states to me while i get ready for the 50 meter dash. "shiro Ishii and shoto Todoroki get ready for the 50 meter." Aizawa says groggily. i notice that he seems to be intently watching me. Todoroki and i line up at the line waiting for the robot to start it. "on your set, get ready" BANG the second that started i start to run as fast as i could with no ki and no power usage just to see how good it'll be. shoto produces a sheet of ice and starts to slide on it like and ice skater "4.41 seconds" the high pitched robot said before it also said "4.87 seconds" (im pulling Todoroki's one out my ass since idk) 

i then walk back towards kaminari "woah dude, you didn't even use your quirk and you beat mr terminator. wait . . . (cogs working meme) what is your quirk actually." kaminari even though he has been hanging out with me and seen me use it still has no fucking clue. (dumb ass) "space manipulation." i say noneshalantly with a semi blank semi 'bruh this guy has a brick for a brain' type face. "woah that's so cool . . . whats space manipulation" i face palm.

"google it" i say half mockingly half about to laugh in his face. he gives me a look of bruh before saying "dude, we don't have our phones." "exactly" i respond before Aizawa says "izumi Midoriya and bakugo katsuki." i turn around and see them both walk up to the line.

i hear bakugo quietly say under his breath so only Izumi should hear "what are you gonna do with no quirk. " bakugo grins "on your set, get ready" BANG explosions could be heard but first Deku shoots forward with a blistering speed "2.87 seconds" "WHAT" bakugo said before also reaching it "4.12 seconds"

the second bakugo stops he turns to Deku (who might i remind you is still a girl, i know i am so funny) he stomps over to her and growls with some explosions "TELL ME HOW YOU DID THAT YOU QUI- " he is full on running at her like in the anime (instead of it happing at the ball throw its happening now since she can use full cowl at 18%) but he is cut off as his quirk stops working and he is wrapped up by Aizawa with red eye's and a his hair standing up (you know, does Aizawa have a bondage kink. since he wraps up every person he is slightly agitated at, or villains)

"omg i know him now, it hit me like an explosion. its the eraser hero ERASER HEAD" Deku exclaimed happily. "huh what? why the fuck is this so strong? what is this scarf made out of!" Aizawa looks at him with an impassive and menacing gaze "that is because its a capture weapon made of carbon fibres and a special metal alloy. bakugo katsuki you are like that of a rabid dog with out its leash needing to be put down. you are a hero course student so act like one or i have to put you down by expulsion, this is your one and only warning so STAND DOWN." he gazes into his eye's making him back off. 

Aizawa puts his scarf back around himself and goes back to doing his teacherly duties. "who ever is next move it." he aggressively says before muttering under his breath "i need some eye drops. damn it, i have none. " he growns

bakugo walks back grumbling with his pride wounder but then he 'trips over himself' and lands flat on his face. "PFFFHAHAHA . " i laugh. he shoots up and glares at me "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU EXTRAAAA" he rudly shouts at me "I didn't say anything dumbass. I was busy laughing at your Pomeranian-lookin ass slamming your dumb face into the floor. Honestly, you might as well jump into a volcano, but you'd probably make it hotter with all your anger issues. You're like a Pomeranian with the mood of a Chihuahua—snappy and obnoxious. I bet you have five brain cells, and four of them are constantly arguing with each other. HA!" the others start to giggle, deku just stands there in fear (trauma i guess. bakugo aint that scary) "YOU DAMN EXTRA, YOU ARE LOOKING DOWN ON ME." 

"no, you cant look down on someone you aint even near your level. Ba~Ku~Goooo~" i said in a sing song way, while mocking him. his entire face goes red in anger "YOU BITCH" he then tries to attack me. aizawa just looks at this "i don't get paid enough for this shit. well at least i can see what shiro can do.". he mutters

Bakugo charges at me, but I do the splits and go under his explosive punch? Palm? Yeah, palm. I then sweep his legs and grab one of his ankles, shooting upwards, making him fall upside down. I throw him up in the air a few meters. He goes up, but he then turns it to his advantage and tries to explode me by blasting himself down. I step to the side completely, making his attack obsolete, and he is now soaring too fast towards the floor, so he creates an explosion downwards at the floor to stop his extreme momentum, but he still lands face-first into the ground.

"dumb ass." i cackle. bakugo then tries to attack me again before once again Aizawa bondages him and quirk stare at him. "UGH, come on, you have little patients and restraint. last warning. also you missy. don't provoke him again. you can fight another day. damn problem children" "yes sir" i say while happily doing a salute. bakugo grumbles but obliges and walks over to a tree waiting for the next tests.

"shiro, that was amazing you roasted his ass so hard he had to fight. and he got WHOOPED. HAHHAha" i walk over to him and pat his back "one day, you will be able to get on my level of fun"

the rest of the class just stares at me and bakugo before slowly starting talking to each other again. quiet whispers to laughing and openly discussing what happened. "man got BEAT" someone said

A/N gonna cut it there because im dying from insomnia and a migrane