Clash of the Titans!

The sky was clear. And in the next second it turns dark and stormy. And then Blue? Then red? Then purple? It's seems to be fluctuating wildly as Goku and Chi chis clothing seems to flutter hard and their auras then change!

I recognized this change as the twin roars Goku and Chi chi were letting out took on a distorted tone!

It was the legendary transformation that was originally used against Buu!

Super Saiyan 3!!!

Cell was in awe as he hasn't seen this one yet!

Everyone was slowly being pushed away as Piccolo finished regenerating his broken body and was trying to keep the wounded Saiyan's from flying away.

17, 18, and 21 all flew to them and made barriers to cover them from the force of the transformations.

I was focused on reading the energy and trying to see if I could replicate this into some sort of hyper human three form. If not then I'm aiming for divine chi damn it!

The sky and world took on different weird mixtures and tones of colors making them look like some abstract painting.

I noticed Goku and Chi chi had managed to break through the next stage and their hair was growing.

Goku had the iconic three hair style that would make Raditz proud. Though still missing the eyebrows for some reason.

Chi chis hair was tied back in her pony tail so it extended down to her hips and down to mid back thigh. It even took spiky ends similar to Blaze the cats tail end making it seem more like a flail than hair.

Their auras had broken an amazing power level that I couldn't believe was possible so early in the timeline!

They had achieved 3.2 billion!

Cell was sweating buckets as he senses how they both dwarfed his power now!

He was stunned into shock as he beheld the super Saiyan couple that were on the cusp of super Saiyan God levels. But were, for now, held in their current forms.

They stopped the yells and calmed down as their auras were felt by all.

Everyone was smiling in hope and excitement at how much stronger they had gotten and Vegeta had a smirk at knowing that he could reach even greater heights if he trained hard enough like Goku!

Goku and Chi chi both looked at Cell who was stunned silent as he goes, "Wha! How! I have so many QUESTIOOOOOONS!!!"

Goku smirks as Chi chi takes a defensive stance and he goes, "Well... Do you still have that erection?"

Everyone goes wide eyed and slack jawed at Gokus joke while Chi chi giggles. I couldn't help but chuckle.

Cell was gobsmacked as he tried to formulate a response. In the end he powered up fully and tried to charge in.

Only for Goku to suddenly be past Cell and Cell was decorated by 15 new dents in his emerald carapace. He grunts and coughs out in pain from the sudden hits. Then he gags as Chi chi is suddenly in front of him and looks like she just got done with some kicks. Cell feels it as he goes limp from having his entire chest area being riddled with 10 new holes.

He regenerates the holes and goes to attack.

But I also catch a glimpse of something in his chest.

I yell out, "Goku! Chi chi! There is something in his-!"

Cell is suddenly in front of me mid yell and I gasp before Gokus hand is clasped on Cells arm and is snapping it off.

Cell screams as I notice I have the chance, "There is something in his chest! Rip it out! I think that may be a key to why he hasn't stayed dead despite being burned to ashes earlier!"

Goku and Chi chis eyes both harden with focus as Cell sweat drops and goes to do something. His chest glows as he goes, "Fuck you Al-!! Gagck!!!"

The gag was from Gokus fist having scrapped out most of his chest cavity and having a rig being held in his fingers.

Cell regenerates again but with shock all over his face.

I notice it too and yell out, "How did you get a Lord of Lords divine time ring?!"

Cell cuahgs and goes, "I'll never tell that to you!! You'd be better off killing me and saving yourself the effort!!"

Chi chi appears behind him while Goku is in front, "That can be arranged!"

Cell gulps a he realized he shot himself in the foot there.

They begin to beat him harder and harder until he is looking like a beaten up emerald green meatball.

He even tried to shoot his tail out to try and drain Goku but he simply grabbed the tail and snapped it off.

I looked up on the beat down with awe as I realized that I just became a side character.

Sure I beat the OG Cell of this universe. But this time ring cell was someone I wasn't expecting to pop up in this time line.

I had to push myself further. I refused to be a side character in the Buu arc in 7 years.

I would prove myself worthy of being as strong as Goku and Vegeta by the time Super arcs roll around.

I tune my thoughts back into the fight as see that Goku and Chi chi had backed off to let Cell regenerate himself.

However he seemed to have lost his emerald luster as he pants hard while quivering in exhaustion.

He tries to snap the emerald form back but barely gets it past his forearms before he is back to normal.

He glares at the Saiyan couple and goes, "You bastards destroyed my core! I can barely muster up my maximum amount of energy! I'll come back and kill you Al- wait you took my time ring ... You crushed my core... You snapped me out of my super form... Oh shit! Am I in danger right now?!"

Goku and Chi chi smirk as Kumo and 21 had finished healing everyone and we all rose and powered up to maximum.

I simply said, "Yes. Yes you are. Everyone now! Full power!!!"

We all charge up and shoot out our most powerful beam attacks to annihilate him into nothing.

Cell tried to raise his barrier. But in the face of so many attacks all past 200 million while he was barely hanging onto 600 million. It was failing.

And after a mere 4 seconds of holding out our beams shattered his barrier. He has a mere moment to yell out, "Zamas-!!!!"

Before his Cells are all destroyed. Not even an atom is spared. I make sure not even ashes remain once we are done.

After we end the beams we all collapse to the ground in pain and in a desperate need for a good long sleep.

We all laugh and cheer as we realize we fought off the threat.

Goku tossed me the ring as he asks what it does. And I realize that this gives me the chance to do something I never thought I could do.

I knew I would need to use this to help out a bit.

But I tucked it into my pants and explained to them what it does and how it works and hence why it was so difficult to keep Cell down.

They all think and yell the same thing, "That cheating asshole!!"

But at least we are alive and he is gone.

We all lament the sacrifice Raditz and Nadia made to protect us and the earth and ask Bulma if she has the gathered Dragonballs.

She nods and says we can do that no problem.

One wish later and one explanation to both the roids at the giant wish granting dragon. And the revived Raditz and Nadia as to why 21 is back and on our side permanently now.

We were all good.

But now something was looking over me.

I had a pair of beautiful women, one blonde and blue eyed. And one silver haired and pink skinned. Both eyeing me like I was a prime piece of cut ribs and meat.

I gulped as I asked, "So... Movie or dinner date tomorrow for all of us?"

They look at each other then at me and say together, "Both? Both... Yep Both."

I crack up at that unintentional reference as they look at me confused.

I tell them I'll explain during the date to use my limited acting skills to either see if I could grab a copy of that movie in this world or if I could reenact the movie for them.

I know they would get a laugh at it.

Kumo and Tagron return to Namek to explain that the danger has passed while we all go and grab the kids who were torturing the poor adults we left with them.

Tien and Chiaotzu were having the hardest time as the kids kept asking where Tien caught the Mr Mine Pokemon.

Yamcha was trying and failing to hide his laughter.

And Kami was contemplating the pros and cons of allowing that series to be made as a kid asked if he was related to the slig dragon type Pokemon goodra.

The adults all claimed their kids back and headed off to deal with various things at home.

I took this chance to be ready for my date. But I also decided to check in on the current worlds strongest man.

Yep it was Hercule. And he was a basic power level of 70.

I had a plan for that. After my date though.

Been WAY too long since I got it on. And I have two hot girls who are interested... Yep my priorities were on point.