God's Whim And Drive To Insanity

"Haa.....Haaa....Haaa, you are one persistent bastard."

I think Danzo mumbled something rude just now but I was too busy to care.

I was currently looking around, trying to find this thing's weak point. The elephant like beast summoned known as Baku was quite tough even with my enhanced body. I was tempted to destroy it from the inside like drax the destroyer but I also remember that he couldn't even put a scratch on that worm.

So I opted to do something more crazy. The moment it tried to inhale the air, I used a water jutsu to bloat the beast and well.....reveal some gore to my eyes.

I knew Danzo is going to attack me the moment I try taking a breather so I did just that. Closing all the gates I started panting, believe it or not but using these gates for a long time is quite stressful no matter how proficient your are at this.

I saw Danzo coming out from the smoke and rushing at me with a sword, hmm seems dangerous. But I didn't move and only kept looking for the right time.

When the sword was inches away from my left eye.....

[STRETCH]

Space seemed to stretch at the distance between my eye and the sword, the few inches stretched to a few meters and danzo's sword didn't move any further no matter how much he thrust it.

"What?"

"Jeez, its basic knowledge for ninjas. Always deceive your opponents and strike form the back."

*Blergh*

Blood came out of his mouth as my shadow clone's hand came out from the back and took out his heart.

'He's not disappearing so maybe he's dead for good.'

*Shiing*

Of course I still won't take my chances when I'm up against someone with multiple lives.

As his head touched the ground, I looked around to see the aftermath.

Orochimaru was killed by kakashi in the end, although he's injured and the hokage died.

Huh isn't that good?

Now I no longer need to teach those brats. While it's true that I became fond of the kids, I still don't think I want to step out in danger for others.

Lee used his fists and mouth to knock some sense into the insomniac kid and now they seemed to be making up.

"Well at least it can't get any worse.."

"EVERYONE EVACUATE, THE VILLAGE IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED"

...Me and my big mouth.

"What's wrong?"

I looked at the jonin ninja who came to the arena after ringing the alarms.

"I-I need to talk with hokage sama, please. It's an emergency.

"Calm down. The hokage is....gone. If you have something to say, say it after the council gathers in the office after we select the next hokage."

I heard another jonin say out loud to calm down the anxious one.

"NO! You don't get it! This is bigger than anything we've ever seen. An army is heading out way. If we don't stop them then it could be the end of konoha."

""""""What?""""""

"I-it's true. They were all white tree like monster. They called themselves zetsus and they were slowly heading towards the village."

Well...shit.

I was wondering if I really did forget something. Turns out it was the sealed zetsu. But how did he get out? Is there a timer or something, or did someone release him?

"How many are we talking about in your estimation?"

"Somewhere around 55,000."

Huh, that's a problem. Maybe I really should escape, there's nothing stopping me anyways. I'm sure the other villages will eventually team up to end his army.

'But this wouldn't have happened if I hadn't intervened. So isn't this my fault'

It doesn't matter whose fault it is.

'It does, and can I really let others die for my own shit?'

...

"Haa~I have a method to take care of that but I'll need some help."

"Are you sure about that Kel?"

"Yea."

"How can I trust you to not escape in the end."

"You can't. I'll run away the moment things go south and also, do you have other options Kakashi?"

"No...."

"HA HA HA don't worry Kakashi my friend, I can feel that he is being honest about it. His eyes are shining with youth! I heard you trained my son Lee for the tournament, you have my gratitude Kel."

"Uhhh you're....welcome?"

"HAHAHA YOUTH!"

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[Next day]

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As I gazed at the army of zetsus approaching I started to wonder whether there was more to this. Zetsu's not a fool so he should know that his army isn't enough to cause any significant change. The other jinchurikis could easily destroy him if they work together.

Suppressing the doubts that kept coming up I signaled the teams spread around the army by sending a fireball jutsu to the sky.

I think I saw a pink haired girl in the center.

Did zetsu expect to win with a hostage? Who is that?

'Well It's too late to back out now. Whatever happens will happen so I'll just try my best because that's the only thing I can do.'

As soon as the fireball dispersed to form a firework, hundreds of ninjas used earth wall jutsu to create a large sinkhole at the center of the army while the others spammed their most powerful attacks.

In a few minutes the entire army was gone and the hole was now emitting smoke.

..Well that was anticlimactic.

{A/N: Sakura will always be useless, so her leading an army will also turn useless}

We headed back to the village with a bright face, some hoping to boast about their achievements, some hoping for a promotion and some to meet their loved ones waiting for them.

Looking at this scene I felt 'Happy'.

Like some wall which I had built up was slowly getting demolished. I also hoped to have a fulfilling life here in this world.

'Maybe I don't need to kill myself.'

It was frustrating to hit a roadblock on my research to go back to earth.

I tried every method. I even prayed to the unknown one who brought me here to send me back but I never got an answer.

'Maybe it's time let go now.'

Yea.

I'm okay now.

"SHINRA TENSEI!"

*BOOOOOOM*

AH.

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From the outskirts of the village I could see a girl levitating, she was someone I knew.

"There you are sensei~"

"Sarada?"

"I've always hated this world, felt like it didn't know what pain I had to go through, but you opened my eyes."

"What are you talking about after destroying the village!"

"I had to or else how would they know my PIAN"

"Do you have any idea what you've done!?"

"AHAHAHA, I know everything now. Hate comes from pain, and pain comes from this world. But the world never suffers as a whole, so I also decided to teach this world what pain feels like."

"Bruh..."

I don't know when but sarada and naruko to changed...in a very scary way!

While the others were fighting off naruko and Lee who seemed to be acting like konan, sarada rushed at me intending to kill.

*Ting*

"You're the one who gave me the most pain, even my hymen broke from the extensive training. So take responsibility and die!"

"Excuse me miss. How is it my fault? I was just following orders from the hokage, so go after the hokage!"

"We already killed him after killing orochimaru."

"Oh my fuuuuuuuck"

"Hehehehehehehehehe"

"Ahahahahahahahaha"

"Hahahahahaha"

What now?

*Bam*

As I dodged the incoming blow I felt an obstruction from the back. Turning around to narrowly evade the lightning beam, I saw naruko in her kyuubi mode with her tail roped around my arm preventing me from moving.

WHAT?

*Slash*

"How did you become a jinchuriki?"

"Hehehe it shows that we really are blessed by god. It seems you don't know about the system god gave us. I don't understand a lot of things it says but what I do know is that it's a blessing from a god called ALICE."

".....Give me a break already"

"It appeared last night after we headed home, now look around you everyone has been baptized. Everyone except you! You heretic!"

*Boom*

Everywhere I went, my eyes could only register the eyes of the once innocent civilians now going crazy.

Some kept laughing hysterically while having sex on the open ground while the others sacrificed themselves in the name of their new god.

My last straw broke when I saw kakashi doing.....

*Bleurghh*

AH.

*Pow*

In that short moment where I paused, I was punched by sarada who is now laughing like them too.

She at least had a reason to kill me before but now.....all I could see was madness. Her sanity was gone and all that remained was a doll, an empty husk which moved along the whims of gods.

I didn't know what to feel anymore.

*Pow*

I didn't know what to do anymore.

*Pow*

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AH.

'Hey kel, why do you always try to ignore your problems?'

'I'm lazy?'

'That's just an excuse and you know it'

*Crack*

'Well what do you want me to say? I just don't want to get in trouble'

'But you always get in trouble no matter what. It's something that's been happening since you were born.'

*Crack*

'Ok I don't know how to solve them so I run away. Are you happy now?'

'You know that won't always work right?'

'I'll leave that to the future me.'

*Crack*

'Oh yea, then I have an advice for the future you'

'What is it?'

'Smile.'

*Crack*

'?'

'Even when the world goes up in flames....you should smile'

*Urrrng Urrng Urrrrng*

'A smile can convey more than just happiness kel, it shows us how we feel, there's no need for words, just smile like it's the last time you will ever smile in your life.'

'What's wrong with you Yumiko?'

'Smile....smile to the world and let loose...'

'If you hate something them get rid of it kel'

'Why ar-'

'Let loose and go crazy.'

*Shatter*

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"CHOO CHOO MOTHAFUCKAS!"

*BOOOOOOM*

"AHAHAHA lets aaaaaaall go to hell together mofos!"

[Wood golem jutsu]

Vines sprouted out of the ground as a colossal behemoth formed from it. But unlike the normal golem like hashirama's, this one had something coming out from the back like a certain white haired red eyed ghoul. The things then divided into more and more extentions until thousands of hair like extensions formed.

They went forward attempting to bind the people but were stopped by a giant fox and susanoo. The three monsters rushed at each other trying to gain the upper hand.

Kurumi sent multiple beast bombs while the susanoo created a lightning dragon towards the golem. The attack however failed to reach the desired effect due to a bend in space.

The energy attacks exploded creating a blinding light. Kel used this moment to bind both of them and punch susanoo using [Compression].

*Rumble*

Space seemed to tear apart as the attack created from the essence of a pseudo singularity detonated on susanoo's face.

But the attack recoil caused the golem to be half destroyed which Kel quickly abandoned.

"Notenoughnotenough NOT ENOUGH. I don't care anymore. This hentai world of cults and zealots can all go to hell!"

[Dead demon consuming seal]

*Fwoosh*

A shinigami appeared behind me as I was getting ready to give my parting gift to this broken world.

It's useless to kill one person in a world of zealots so..

'I'll just kill the world.'

I wanted to deny it but, if fate exist with a consciousness, the it must be the instinct of the world to ensure the survival of mankind.

Then I just need to kill this planet to kill everyone.

Reaching my hand to the ground I coated the deepest wooden vine with all my chakra and sent it to the core. I don't know if this will work or not but hey I have nothing to lose anyways.

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I don't know how much time had passed but the last thing I saw before closing my eyes and embracing the darkness was naruko rushing at me and....

A pitch black darkness spreading from behind her as it consumed everything in its path.

AH.

This is enough.

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I want to rest now.

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I don't want to exist anymore.

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I'm tired.

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Don't let the light reach me.

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It hurts to know that you're all alone in a world where no one knows the real you.

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I don't want to think anymore.

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Let's stay in this darkness forever until I forget myself.

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*Whack*

"Wake up you little shit."

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{So yea I said I would adjust the pacing but then I realized that it's not fun if the story doesn't have chaos. Also, idk about u guys but i don't like it when a story just drags on and on so i figured i'll write what i want no matter how short the volume is and cause more chaos}

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