5 Getting Arrested

{ kel has all his powers, the only thing is that his sharingan became a passive ability so no more cool transformation into red eye or possible eye power evolution. Which means that his normal eyes have the same power as a 3 tomoe sharingan now.

Why did I do that? well the shraingan is overused and its edgy, i'm pretty sure you guys are going to say NERF so let me say this. " It's not a nerf if he keeps the powers" and lastly, if you don't like this fact then its your problem cz im not gonna change that. there are 100s of sharingan mc's on this platform go read them if you want and i'll write whatever i want. If someone annoys me with Nerf comments then bruh....you have no idea how crazy i can get. I'll drop a flipping meteorite and destroy mc's world if i want to.....hey...that's actually not bad!}

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"Wake up you little shit."

"Just a few more minutes Kreig san."

"Shut up and get to work otherwise I'll report to the captain."

"Keuuk....don't you have any shame. Snitching to others when you can't handle something by yourself...."

"You've got a sharp tongue but it won't work on me. I'm responsible for making sure you stay alive until the captain deems you worthy to become an official pirate, till then you're just a trainee under me so stop complaining and keep watch."

"Okay okay geez why are you so grumpy these days."

"Hmm....don't you know, we're finally going to enter the Grand Line and the information we've gathered shows us that we're up against things way above our league."

"I thought the captain had some grand plan to turn the odds?"

"He does but it's still unsettling, we need to make sure we're in top condition in case we're suddenly under attack."

"Yea but what does that have to do with me? You guys could die for all I care."

"You say that but you're always stepping out in danger before us."

"Whatever I don't care. I'm gonna go keep watch now."

"Heh...cheeky brat."

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Yes it is I kel, I don't know how I ended up here, but I've been here ever since they found me in the wine barrel.

Well actually I know how I ended up here but I was too lazy to explain but then I figured that I should explain….but whom do I explain to?

Hmmm, I'll leave the philosophy to the future me. So lets begin.

How did all this happen, well to know that we need a quick recap of what happened after I went ballistic on the planet of naruto.

You see, after destroying the planet I found myself in an alley, buck naked like a terminator except there was no fancy light show during my entrance.

I was inside a dumpster all beaten up. My wallet was empty and an ID with the name Kel Denington was lying on the ground.

I didn't get the memories of the previous host of my body like last time so I decided to not think anymore and sleep on the sidewalk.

I admit that may not have been the smartest move as I was arrested for sleeping naked on the sidewalk in a few minutes. But you can't really blame me, I had just destroyed a hentai planet by going full kaneki mode. I was tired and not to mention I DIED.

If the one reading this journal has a problem then you try dying first and then judge me please because it's not really a simple moment where you just go to sleep.

Your brain goes on overdrive and you can literally perceive your body from a third perspective.

You 'see' the changes in your body as everything goes dark. There is no random thought of whining. You feel complete, and when you do....you realize that your existence is being erased.

Not in a literal sense, no, you realize an unknown power trying to erase your memories, make you lose yourself and let you have a fresh start. But I didn't want that, I wanted to cease to exist, not to just start over again.

So I resisted which turned out unnecessary because for whatever reason, the power doesn't affect me. I could feel it trying to overwrite my soul but constantly failing until a light engulfs me and I appeared in the new body in the alley.

Now here I was, in a small room with no windows and bars instead of doors. There was a small toilet in the open and a foul smell was coming from the cell.

Yes you guessed it right journal reader, I was in jail. I was quite surprised to find myself here but who am I to complain. I now have shelter, food and other prisoners to keep company...and all this is FREE.

"Crazy Bastard."

"Can you not peek at my journal max?"

"I'm not peeking at it you dumb fuck, you're the one reading out loud whatever you're writing in there."

"Am I really doing that or are you just hallucinating."

"Why would I hallucinate."

"Remind me why you were here in the first place."

"I was high on drugs and r@ped my reflection in a restaurant mirror."

"Well you have your answer. You are still high and now you're hallucinating."

"It's already out of my system."

"How long is it supposed to be in your system?"

"About 6 hours."

"Well it's only been two hours since you've taken the dose and gotten arrested."

"No, I checked the time. I took those pills at 12o'clock midnight."

"You hallucinated that too."

"W-what."

"Yes its true. Now hurry up and go to sleep before the guards realize you're still high."

"R-right. Thanks Kel."

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Hmm now where was I?

Ah yes.

I could've easily escaped but I decided against that. I have nowhere to go and I'm really tired right now so I decided to take it slow.

But it seems nothing is free. Yes! Even jail isn't free people.

They kicked me out after a month.

I tried to get arrested again but those cops caught onto what I was doing after the next 8 arrests and now they just ignore me.

So I kept roaming the streets looking for a job reaching the fabled bakery of an old man who still collects stamps. I started working at "Grandpa Daniel's bakery" with a salary just enough to live in a tiny apartment in the Berkly street of Queens, New York.

It's a good life right now, I still haven't found a way for erasure but this life isn't all that bad.

No reincarnators, no harem lovers, no cults, no zealots....what more could you ask for!

But I wasn't satisfied with the bakery so I set higher goals for myself. My body was 15 year old right now so I tried for midtown high school. I had to get the certificates before applying for the job openings at those big companies like Stark Industries and Hammer Tech after all.

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[Few months later]

"Yes kel? Do you not understand the explanation?"

"Yea I just don't understand how Branston lawrey making a singularity and blowing up his lab in 1950 helped him to discover the "String Theory" and "Branstin Radiation" {Hawking radiation}"

"Well that's because string theory gave..."

It seems this world is quite advanced. They made black holes in 1950! Makes me wonder why people of this world still haven't went to space. It must be because of this strange barrier surrounding this planet that I could feel from my spatial perception.

While it's true that the barrier actually tries to erase the planet's information from weaker alien's brains subconsciously, it also acts as a beacon for stronger beings!

How did I come to know about aliens? Well it's because of the odd chakra the few civilians give out that doesn't seem human at all.

Still I'm okay with this development as long as this world has no zealots. Like really....please don't introduce zealots to me. I might destroy this planet then. They gave me quite a big trauma.

"Hey Zack do you know any zealots?"

"...I'm ummmm trying tooooo concentrate right now so I'll answer that later."

"It's not that hard to answer. Just a one word answer, just a simple yes or no. C'mon man tell me no please."

"No Kel."

"Was that an answer to my question or the rejection to answer my question?"

"Just let me concentrate."

"You either tell me or I'll tell Jenny that you have a crush on her."

"What?"

"Mr.Hemsworth and Mr.Dennington would you like to share what you were talking about."

"Zack was curious if there were any zealots Ms.Hersheys."

{A/N: yehh its hersheys. get over it}

"Please stand outside the class you two."

""But I'm innocent.""

"And I'm a tyrant teacher. Now go outside."

""Yes...""

While sneakily punching ourselves, we exited the class leaving behind a laughing classroom.

It's a fun life right now.

Hopefully it'll stay that way.

Please stay that way... I mean what could go wrong.

I doubt anything drastic could happen in a small neighborhood like this.

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{ How did he get from one piece to marvel universe?

"Stick around for the next xxx chapters and you shall be enlightened".

ITS AAAAAAALLLL CONNECTED!

I tried to put more crazy but there wasn't enough brainpower to connect the chaos in one big network. So i thought to put the calm before the storm.

P.S its actually ************}

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